DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 12/07/2004    Duedate: 12/20/2004

KATI-TEI ARENA

DM-41    TURN-448

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

PORTERHOUSE ARREST
GLAD TO MEAT YOU (370)
(41-4059) [14-2-1,157]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

PORTERHOUSE ARREST             POSITION IS EMPTY
GLAD TO MEAT YOU (370)         
(41-4059) [14-2-1,157]         

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

THE VEAL DEAL                  FLUTTERLEE
GLAD TO MEAT YOU (370)         WANDERERS (329)
(41-4104) [9-5-0,59]           (41-4153) [3-6-0,17]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

OLD SCHOOL (368)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. OLD SCHOOL (368)            49
2. LOOD FOOD (367)             37      GLAD TO MEAT YOU (370)
3. GLAD TO MEAT YOU (370)      21      Unchartered Team
4. BIRDS (286)                  0
5. WANDERERS (329)             -5       (-1)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 2 GLAD TO MEAT YOU (370)    52  34  2 60.5   1/ 2 OLD SCHOOL (368)          9  4 1
 2/ 1 BLADE BROTHERS 18 (378)    8   6  0 57.1   2/ 1 GLAD TO MEAT YOU (370)    9  6 0
 3- 3 BIRDS (286)               66  70  5 48.5   3/ 6 LOOD FOOD (367)           4  1 0
 4/ 4 WANDERERS (329)          329 380  7 46.4   4/ 3 WANDERERS (329)           4 11 0
 5/ 6 LOOD FOOD (367)           27  33  0 45.0   5/ 4 BLADE BROTHERS 18 (378)   3  1 0
 6/ 5 OLD SCHOOL (368)          41  51  2 44.6   6- 5 BIRDS (286)               0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 251): GOLDENEYE of BONDAGE (Spawn, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 503): WALL OF GLASS of SCARLET KNIGHTS II (Talon Warsmith)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 503): SCARBOROUGH of FRAG 'EM ALL! (Edge, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 496): SNAKE CHARMER of KELLUMBO'S KIDS (Detective Kellumbo)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 492): GORTHAUR of FACES OF DOOM (Mad Max, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 492): SCARLET of SCARLET BLADES (Azereth, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 493): FIRE of SEEING RED (Edge, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 485): DARK STAR of THE WARLOCKS (Malaquar, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 454): JIMMY CRICKET of SUNNYLAND (Zalgor Prigg, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 447): PORTERHOUSE ARREST of GLAD TO MEAT YOU (Alfredo
                             Frothingslosh, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 441): TALON of FLOYDS FAN CLUB (Talon Volksie, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 198): BEXLEY of OHIO (Berylstar, mgr.)
 DM  60 ARADI (turn 352): TOSSED SALAD of HIT ME WITH... (PTFT, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 341): LOCKHEART of SAFE HAVEN (Keldon Blackfang, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 153): ASHEGI OF VEGA of DARQUE FORCES III (Master Darque)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 389): CRYSTAL FIREBLADE of DEFENDERS OF VIRTUE from TARRGIR
                            (JRK, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 251): BONDAGE (Spawn, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 503): SKASMONAUTS (Rude Buddha, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 503): FRAG 'EM ALL! (Edge, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 496): KELLUMBO'S KIDS (Detective Kellumbo, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 492): KRILL CAVALRY (Leeta, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 492): WE ARE SC (Huckle Cat, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 493): SEEING RED (Edge, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 485): THE WARLOCKS (Malaquar, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 454): BEYOND THE PALE (Leeta, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 447): GLAD TO MEAT YOU (Alfredo Frothingslosh, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 441): DEATHTONGUE (Technogeek, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 198): OHIO (Berylstar, mgr.)
 DM  60 ARADI (turn 352): MY BRAIN ON CHLORINE (Samwise the Bald, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 341): SAFE HAVEN (Keldon Blackfang, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 153): DARQUE FORCES III (Master Darque, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 389): NATURE'S FORCE, etc. (LHI, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 503): WALL OF GLASS of SCARLET KNIGHTS II (Talon Warsmith)
                               NILA SUNDANCER of KRILL CAVALRY (Leeta, mgr.)
                               SALENA WARSMITH of SCARLET KNIGHTS II (Talon Warsmith)
                   (turn 502): TATIANA SEASPRITE of SCARLET KNIGHTS (Talon Warsmith)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 493): SPLINTER of HEADBANGERS (Sablon-O-Vlad, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 440): SILVER FURY of CYNICAL DELUSIONS (Eclipse, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     Ready for some action-packed adventure, some thrills, chills and spills?  Well 
fergit it, cause this is the Spyreport for KATI-TEI.  Like, GLAD TO MEAT YOU had to 
be so embarrassed when they got kicked off #1 spot by OLD SCHOOL!  Way to go OLD 
SCHOOL!  LOOD FOOD like really fought hard to move up to 3rd from 6th.  Way to go!  
Cut this out and put it in your scrapbooks, OLD SCHOOL!  'Cause they got 4-1-1 and 
moved up to 1st!  MVP award for HOLY SCHLITZ?  OLD SCHOOL's proud of him after 
beating MAD ONE and getting 21 points.  Talk about yer big time losers!  PARNIAN got 
smashed by SPOCKA THE HUTT, and lost 9 points!  Don't you think the Duelmaster is 
being unfair?  I think PORTERHOUSE ARREST should let GREW SOME GRUE be Duelmaster for 
a while, without fighting about it.  Is the Duelmaster really being a real snob to 
his teammates?  Don't ask me!   
     So just why would someone becomes a warrior anyway?  It can't be for these 
really neat Spyreports can it?  GLAD TO MEAT YOU was KATI-TEI's most avoided team.  
Is there some award for that?  I don't know what LOOD FOOD's been doing.  They 
certainly haven't been accepting many fights from GLAD TO MEAT YOU, that's fer sher.  
Like, is SATURN popular, or what?  He was challenged the most in all of KATI-TEI!  
He's got a 7-23-0, is that good?  THE VEAL DEAL must not be a good enough fighter to 
get in fair fights.  He challenged SATURN.  14 is a big difference.  (Well, that's 
what they tell me.) I thought THE VEAL DEAL showed great skill and promise when he 
won victory over SATURN.  All right, so I slept through it!  Big deal!   
     What does a fighter fight for?  I mean, the crowds don't give a hoot if someone 
gets killed.  Not after four more fights.  It was kind of sad, seeing old MAD ONE 
stumbling around the arena, before HOLY SCHLITZ finished him off.  Oh well!  Fight, 
fight, fight.  Is that all you guys can do?   
     I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid.  Who would've guessed I'd be 
a famous Spyreporter?  I gotta leave.  KATI-TEI is like such a dump, and you guys 
smell too much!  Its been really albendranius!  Later, guys-- Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PORTERHOUSE ARREST 4059      14   2  1   157       GLAD TO MEAT YOU (370)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CHICKEN TIGHT JEANS 4080     12   6  0   100       GLAD TO MEAT YOU (370)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 WHIPPED TOPPING 4045          8   5  0    86       LOOD FOOD (367)
 JEHU 3963                    19  21  1    79       WANDERERS (329)
 GREW SOME GRUE 4124           9   5  0    75       OLD SCHOOL (368)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HOLY SCHLITZ 4052            13   8  2    66       OLD SCHOOL (368)
 S&M&MS 4103                   6   6  0    64       LOOD FOOD (367)
-OSTRICH 3970                 12  13  0    59       BIRDS (286)
 THE VEAL DEAL 4104            9   5  0    59       GLAD TO MEAT YOU (370)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SATURN 3990                   7  23  0    44       WANDERERS (329)
 SPORK 4140                    3   1  0    42       LOOD FOOD (367)
 SPOCKA THE HUTT 4137          5   1  0    38       OLD SCHOOL (368)
-OSPRY 3988                    4  10  2    36       BIRDS (286)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SPUD-BEARING FUZZ 4161        3   0  0    26       OLD SCHOOL (368)
-MR. SALTY 4072                3   1  0    25       LOOD FOOD (367)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CUDDLY KAHLUA 4139            5   1  0    23       OLD SCHOOL (368)
-FALCON 4004                   1   4  0    21       BIRDS (286)
 PARNIAN 4138                  4   8  0    20       WANDERERS (329)
 LURLINE GRACE 4164            2   1  0    18       WANDERERS (329)
-SWAN 4107                     1   1  0    18       BIRDS (286)
 FLUTTERLEE 4153               3   6  0    17       WANDERERS (329)
-KING FISHER 4005              2   5  0    17       BIRDS (286)
-RILLY SILLY 4152              2   1  0    17       BLADE BROTHERS 18 (378)
-DARK MAX 4148                 1   0  0     6       BLADE BROTHERS 18 (378)
 RUBIX CUBESTEAK 4165          0   2  0     2       GLAD TO MEAT YOU (370)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD               W  L K TEAM NAME             SLAIN BY             TURN Revenge?
MAD ONE 4149           5  5 0 BLADE BROTHERS 18 378 HOLY SCHLITZ 4052     448         
BAD BEEF 4166          0  1 0 GLAD TO MEAT YOU 370  SPYMASTER 22          448 NONE    
BETHANNE GRACE 3984   18 13 1 WANDERERS 329         PORTERHOUSE ARRE 4059 445         

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Grew Some Grue -- I wouldn't mind if you GREW your spare grue.  But hacking it out of
me, THAT I mind.  Ouch. -- Jehu

The Veal Deal -- (frowning)  I thought you'd be younger.  Why aren't you? -- Saturn
P.S.  And if you can't be younger, couldn't you be slower?  That'd help.

Cuddly Kahlua -- The things you do to a cup of coffee are downright sinful.  I love
it. -- Parnian
P.S.  Why didn't you learn something?  I was demonstrating some of my better moves.
You make me feel unappreciated.

Spocka the Hutt -- What's the good of offering me a chance to surrender if you go and
hit me before I can say anything?  (bursts into tears)  You're so MEAN. -- Flutterlee

Polite Beggar, pfui.  That's an oxymoron. -- Lurline Grace

11 November 2004
All you alliance-type people, I'm trying (again!) to get my alliance listing correct
and up to date.  Either send me a diplo (address it to The Saint) or send your
updates to me directly at Sue at solberg-mathews.com.  As you may guess, replace the
at with @ and you're good to go (I do hate spammy mail and this will end up on the
web).

I have information on the following alliances:  ADIO, Allied Axis, Armada,
Brotherhood of Justice, Brotherhood of the Blade, Cadre, CDC, Chaos, Inc., Circle of
Order, Company of Brothers, Consortium, Council of Lords, Couple Good Guys, Crimson
Vengeance, DOA, DOOMcorps, Enigmafia, Eurosquad, Fascist Federation, FONZ,
Frothingslosh Syndicate, GAPPDA, Homeland Alliance, IT Alliance, Jingoists, kLk,
Knights of the Covenant, LBA, League Arcane, Legion6, Living Essences, Lords and
Ladies of Darkness, Manic Union, Midnight Foundation, Minions of Diana, Monarchs of
Montezuma, NCA, NIMROD, R.A.G.E., Seventh Sons, The Firm, The French Connection,
Vendett@ United, and the Vendetta Cartel.

If you are a member of one of these alliances, let me know.  If you are a member of
some other alliance that isn't listed, let me know.  If you were at any point in your
past a part of one of these alliance but are now independent, also let me know.
Going inactive doesn't mean you get removed from this list; people are assumed to
still be in the same alliance when they return.  Even having everyone in an alliance
go inactive doesn't change anything.  If an alliance is officially disbanding, that's
another thing you have to let me know....

The Saint, keeper of lists

P.S.  If you already responded to my online plea (and I replied), you can ignore
this.

17 November 2004
                       Hammer 500-Hammer Run for the Roll Ups
                                  Hosted by Hammer

     Niytyole Island DM 33 has dwindled to the point where as of T-482 [duedate
November 3, 2004] there were only 2 active stables listed with 3 inactive stables in
a once thriving and lively regular arena.
     During the past 40+ cycles Hammer has been hosting the Hammer Run for the Roll
Ups in DM 33.
     Thus far only the Ripper and Slasher categories have produced winners to claim
the 5 New Team Roll Ups Prize for being the first declared Style Master of their
respective categories to graduate.
     Every contending stable has gone inactive for one reason or another, including
CASINO HAMMERZ, over the past several months.
     Now DM 33 faces the harsh reality that if RSI chooses to close any arenas due to
little or no interest, Niytyole Island could very well head the list of endangered
regular arenas!
     In an effort to preserve his beloved island, Hammer is announcing the
continuation of the Hammer Run for the Roll Ups; combined with the Hammer 500 which
will conclude both contests on T-500 [duedate July 13, 2005] should DM 33 continue to
remain open in the coming months.
     Attention Hammer Runners!
     The Hammer Run is for 0 FE Basic Arena Warriors ONLY.  Participants MUST Be
Declared in the P-ads On or Before their First DM 33 Basic Arena Fight to Qualify as
a Hammer Runner!  Winners of Each Category will receive 5 New Team Roll Up Gift
Certificates mailed from RSI courtesy of Hammer!  [On the condition that they
Graduate on or before T-500; see amended rules below!]
     The following Style Master categories remain open with a listing of how many
declared contestants are still entered and their W/L recognition record at the time
of their disappearance from the Hammer Run competition:
     (P-ad declarations in parenthesis)
     [Manager name/Stable name in brackets] followed by their last known W/L
recognition ranking
Rippers  Category Now Closed for Hammer Run as of T-475
     01.  WINNER T-475 Lucky Lady Hammer (T-440) [Hammer/Casino Hammerz] WINNER T-475
Lungers
     01.  Hey, Zeus! (T-443) [Prophet/When Dogma Fails]  14-15-0,73
     02.  Career Criminal (T-455) [Philthy Phil/Jailbirds]  3-2-0,14
Strikers
     01.  Stone Face Hammer (T-463) [Hammer/Casino Hammerz]  7-5-0,52
Pikers
     01.  Siren (T-442) [Street Legal/Of Mythos And Men]  0-0-0,0
     02.  Gordie (T-463) [Kellog/Pig Battalion]  3-2-0,21
     03.  Bluffing Hammer (T-463) [Hammer/Casino Hammerz]  6-6-0,25
Slashers Category Now Closed for Hammer Run as of T-469
     01.  WINNER T-469 Light Da' Pyre (T-443) [Prophet/When Dogma Fails] WINNER T-469
Total Parodys
     01.  Doctor Lecter (T-444) [Philthy Phil/Jailbirds]  13-1-0,84
     02.  Mirikle (T-447) [Dameon Darkheart/Obsidian Hall]  ?-?-?,??
     03.  Maverick Hammer (T-465) [Hammer/Casino Hammerz]  6-6-0,26
Plungers
     01.  Piggy (T-455) [Kellog/Pig Battalion]  3-8-0,19
     02.  Cool Hand Hammer (T-463) [Hammer/Casino Hammerz]  7-5-0,48
Bashers
     01.  Repeat Offender (T-447) [Philthy Phil/Jailbirds]  6-5-2,33
     02.  Joe Friday (T-448) [Kellog/Pig Battalion]  8-8-1,47
     03.  Big Casino Hammer (T-476) [Hammer/Casino Hammerz]  0-0-0,0
Wastes
     01.  Luftschwein (T-452) [Kellog/Pig Battalion]  5-8-0,23
Aimers
     01.  Porkey LR (T-463)  [Kellog/Pig Battalion]  2-3-0,9
     As you can plainly see, the Hammer Run is still wide open in several categories,
depending upon whether or not the deactivated stables are reactivated for the Hammer
500-Hammer Run for the Roll Ups contest!
     Any declared warrior who succeeds in graduating by T-500 will win 5 New Team
Roll Ups Gift Certificates mailed from RSI courtesy of Hammer!  Gift Certs will be
awarded as soon as possible upon official graduation if the graduation occurs prior
to T-500.
     On T-500 the highest ranked ACTIVE declared warrior in the category(s) without a
Graduate will win 2 New Team Roll Ups Gift Certificates mailed from RSI courtesy of
Hammer!
     Additional Hammer 500-Hammer Run for the Roll Ups Gift Cert Prizes:
     Five (5) Gift Certs will be awarded to the manager whose warrior claims the
Duelmaster Throne on T-500.
     Two (2) Gift Certs will be awarded to the manager(s) whose warrior(s) are listed
as the highest Active Challenger Champion, Champion, Challenger Adept, Adept,
Challenger Initiate and Initiate on T-500.
     In the event that NO Duelmaster is seated upon the Duelmaster Throne on T-500
there will be Three (3) Gift Certs awarded to the managers whose Active warriors are
tied for recognition points at the Top of the Challenger Champions recognition
standings.  [Therefore, the Top CC will be awarded 3 Gift Certs instead of 2 for
being ranked as the highest CC on T-500].
     One (1) Gift Cert will be awarded to the manager(s) whose warrior(s) graduate on
T-500.
     One (1) Gift Cert will be awarded to the manager(s) whose warrior(s) receive
their graduation announcement on T-500.
     One (1) Gift Cert will be awarded to the manager(s) whose warrior(s) are listed
in the Top Warrior Of Each Style newsletter announcement on T-500.
     One (1) Gift Cert will be awarded to the manager whose warrior is listed as the
Chartered Recognition Leader on T-500.
     One (1) Gift Cert will be awarded to the manager whose warrior is listed as the
Unchartered Recognition Leader on T-500.
     One (1) Gift Cert will be awarded to the manager whose warrior is listed as the
Popularity Leader on T-500.
     One (1) Gift Cert will be awarded to the manager whose warrior is listed as This
Week's Favorite on T-500.
     One (1) Gift Cert will be awarded to the manager whose stable is listed as The
Current Top Team on T-500.
     One (1) Gift Cert will be awarded to the manager whose stable is listed as the
Number One Team On The Move Point Gainer on T-500.
     One (1) Gift Cert will be awarded to the manager whose stable is listed as the
Top Career Honors Chartered Team on T-500.
     One (1) Gift Cert will be awarded to the manager whose stable is listed as the
Top Career Honors Unchartered Team on T-500.
     SHOULD RSI CHOOSE TO CLOSE DM 33 PRIOR TO T-500 ONLY THE HIGHEST ACTIVE DECLARED
STYLE MASTER CONTESTANTS WILL BE AWARDED TWO (2) GIFT CERTS AND ALL OTHER PRIZE
CATEGORIES WILL BE DECLARED NULL AND VOID BY HAMMER!!!!!!!!!
     The purpose of this contest is to restore DM 33 to a lively and entertaining
arena!
     Hammer is willing to foot the Prize bill in a last ditch effort to save Niytyole
Island from deletion if RSI and the Gladiatorial Commission decide that more arenas
need to be closed due to lack of participation and interest.
     Should this effort fail to spare DM 33 from deletion, then Hammer is prepared to
transfer CASINO HAMMERZ to another arena if Niytyole Island is closed by RSI and the
Gladiatorial Commission.
     "May Your Blades Be Sharp and Your Wits Sharper!" -- Hammer/Your Hammer 500-
Hammer Run for the Roll Ups Host/Vendetta Cartel Captain; WordSmith and WeaponSmith
of the Vendetta Cartel Tarantula Tribe in DM 28

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

BAD BEEF was butchered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
WHIPPED TOPPING devastated JEHU in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
THE VEAL DEAL viciously subdued SATURN in a 2 minute gory Challenge match.
SPOCKA THE HUTT vanquished PARNIAN in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
RUBIX CUBESTEAK was defeated by LURLINE GRACE in a 2 minute novice's Challenge fight.
PORTERHOUSE ARREST devastated GREW SOME GRUE in a 1 minute uneven Title brawl.
CHICKEN TIGHT JEANS savagely defeated KUNG-FU MASTER in a exciting 3 minute struggle.
S&M&MS handily defeated HAPPY PEASANT in a 1 minute uneven fight.
MAD ONE was slaughtered by HOLY SCHLITZ in a 1 minute gruesome uneven duel.
SPORK overpowered AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 1 minute uneven duel.
FLUTTERLEE was luckily beaten by CUDDLY KAHLUA in a exciting 7 minute fight.
SPUD-BEARING FUZZ handily defeated TRUSTWORTHY SCRIBE in a 1 minute one-sided bout.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   6         PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -   1 -  0      67  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  4         BASHING ATTACK     2 -   1 -  0      67  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      4         LUNGING ATTACK    27 -  20 -  2      57  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         TOTAL PARRY       26 -  21 -  0      55  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         SLASHING ATTACK   16 -  13 -  0      55  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         WALL OF STEEL      7 -   6 -  1      54  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         AIMED BLOW         9 -   8 -  0      53  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         PARRY-LUNGE        2 -   2 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         STRIKING ATTACK    3 -   6 -  0      33  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         PARRY-STRIKE       2 -   6 -  0      25  |

Turn 448 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     AIMED BLOW         0 -  1         5  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         3  TOTAL PARRY    
SLASHING ATTACK    3 -  1     STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  1         1  PARRY-STRIKE   
LUNGING ATTACK     4 -  2     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  1         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
TOTAL PARRY        2 -  2     WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0         1  SLASHING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   PORTERHOUSE ARREST 4059    14   2  1  157 GLAD TO MEAT YOU (370)
TOTAL PARRY      CHICKEN TIGHT JEANS 4080   12   6  0  100 GLAD TO MEAT YOU (370)
PARRY-STRIKE     WHIPPED TOPPING 4045        8   5  0   86 LOOD FOOD (367)
SLASHING ATTACK  THE VEAL DEAL 4104          9   5  0   59 GLAD TO MEAT YOU (370)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is THE VEAL DEAL 4104.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was FLUTTERLEE 4153.  The ten other most popular fighters were CHICKEN TIGHT 
JEANS 4080, THE VEAL DEAL 4104, WHIPPED TOPPING 4045, RUBIX CUBESTEAK 4165, LURLINE 
GRACE 4164, PORTERHOUSE ARREST 4059, S&M&MS 4103, SPOCKA THE HUTT 4137, SPORK 4140, 
and SPUD-BEARING FUZZ 4161.

The least popular fighter this week was CUDDLY KAHLUA 4139.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were MAD ONE 4149, GREW SOME GRUE 4124, PARNIAN 4138, JEHU 3963, BAD 
BEEF 4166, HOLY SCHLITZ 4052, SATURN 3990, SPUD-BEARING FUZZ 4161, SPORK 4140, and 
SPOCKA THE HUTT 4137.