DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 01/18/2005 Duedate: 01/31/2005
KATI-TEI ARENA
DM-41 TURN-451
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
GREW SOME GRUE
OLD SCHOOL (368)
(41-4124) [12-5-0,110]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
GREW SOME GRUE POSITION IS EMPTY
OLD SCHOOL (368)
(41-4124) [12-5-0,110]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
THE VEAL DEAL CHICKEN TIGHT JEANS
GLAD TO MEAT YOU (370) GLAD TO MEAT YOU (370)
(41-4104) [10-7-0,49] (41-4080) [14-7-0,100]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
OLD SCHOOL (368)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. OLD SCHOOL (368) 48
2. GLAD TO MEAT YOU (370) 15 GLAD TO MEAT YOU (370)
3. WANDERERS (329) 14 Unchartered Team
4. LOOD FOOD (367) 0
MADTOWN (288)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 GLAD TO MEAT YOU (370) 59 42 2 58.4 1/ 1 OLD SCHOOL (368) 9 4 0
2/ 5 OLD SCHOOL (368) 50 55 2 47.6 2/ 2 GLAD TO MEAT YOU (370) 7 8 0
3- 3 LOOD FOOD (367) 29 33 1 46.8 3/ 4 WANDERERS (329) 5 10 0
4/ 4 WANDERERS (329) 334 390 7 46.1 4- 3 LOOD FOOD (367) 2 0 1
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
TEAM SPOTLIGHT
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---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---
Duelmasters
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 252): GOLDENEYE of BONDAGE (Spawn, mgr.)
DM 11 ARUAK CITY (turn 506): BLUE BLAZES of COLORIFIC (Purple People Eater, mgr.)
DM 14 TOBIR (turn 506): THE THING of THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
DM 22 SOLVEN (turn 499): DARRELL ISSA of CONSPIRACY INC. (Damion, mgr.)
DM 24 ZORPUNT (turn 495): GREAT WHITE SHARK of AUSSIE KILLERS (THawk, mgr.)
DM 25 LYRATILAN (turn 495): BAYLEFYRE of BRETHREN OF SIN (DeGotti, mgr.)
DM 26 CALEAM (turn 496): KORIBUS of GOLDEN CANYON (Leeta, mgr.)
DM 30 IAYE (turn 488): DARK STAR of THE WARLOCKS (Malaquar, mgr.)
DM 40 ZENSU (turn 457): PISTON HURRICANE of AS FAR AS SIAM (Huckle Cat, mgr.)
DM 41 KATI-TEI (turn 450): GREW SOME GRUE of OLD SCHOOL (Otto X. Frothingslosh)
DM 46 ARDIVENT (turn 443): TALON of FLOYDS FAN CLUB (Talon Volksie, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 200): BEXLEY of OHIO (Berylstar, mgr.)
DM 60 ARADI (turn 355): CYCLONE of NATURAL DISASTERS (Soultaker, mgr.)
DM 63 AMEN-TEI (turn 344): PASSER BY of WAYFARERS (Leeta, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 154): ASHEGI OF VEGA of DARQUE FORCES III (Master Darque)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 391): DOALTY of BAILE BEAG from AMEN-TEI (The Sentinel, mgr.)
Top Teams
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 252): PHOENIX FIRE (Bobby Bigfoot, mgr.)
DM 11 ARUAK CITY (turn 506): SNUGGLEBUNNIES (Thaad Trueoak, mgr.)
DM 14 TOBIR (turn 506): THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
DM 22 SOLVEN (turn 499): CONSPIRACY INC. (Damion, mgr.)
DM 24 ZORPUNT (turn 495): KRILL CAVALRY (Leeta, mgr.)
DM 25 LYRATILAN (turn 495): MADTOWN (Carnage, mgr.)
DM 26 CALEAM (turn 496): GOLDEN CANYON (Leeta, mgr.)
DM 30 IAYE (turn 488): THE A'S -- LOSERS II (Malaquar, mgr.)
DM 40 ZENSU (turn 457): MEN OF 1,000 FACES (Mad Max, mgr.)
DM 41 KATI-TEI (turn 450): OLD SCHOOL (Otto X. Frothingslosh, mgr.)
DM 46 ARDIVENT (turn 443): DEATHTONGUE (Technogeek, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 200): ASSASSIN NATION (Ghab, mgr.)
DM 60 ARADI (turn 355): MY BRAIN ON CHLORINE (Samwise the Bald, mgr.)
DM 63 AMEN-TEI (turn 344): WAYFARERS (Leeta, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 154): DARQUE FORCES III (Master Darque, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 391): THE LAST STRAW (Doc Steele, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 11 ARUAK CITY (turn 505): BILLY GIBBONS of THE HEADCUTTERS II (Street Legal)
DM 46 ARDIVENT (turn 443): TALON of FLOYDS FAN CLUB (Talon Volksie, mgr.)
DM 60 ARADI (turn 355): CYCLONE of NATURAL DISASTERS (Soultaker, mgr.)
LACHES of LEGALESE (The Judge, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 154): ASHEGI OF VEGA of DARQUE FORCES III (Master Darque)
SPY REPORT
Thankyouthankyou. It's great for me, The Unknown Spymaster to be back in
KATI-TEI. Hope you enjoy the show. Oh, who am I kidding? I already got paid! Hey
everybody, watch out for LURLINE GRACE, who flew up 19 points in the rankings after
mashing THE HONEST MERCHANT like a melon. Keep your eye on this gal. And falling
like a basher in the top ten was FLUTTERLEE, who dropped 8 points after a
disappointing (to say the least) bout with RUTHLESS JAYWALKER. Drawing on all of
hers experience as a 14-6-0 warrior, CHICKEN TIGHT JEANS went for the Duelmastership
against GREW SOME GRUE this week. Well, everybody's pal GREW SOME GRUE moved his
record to 12-5-0 by defeating CHICKEN TIGHT JEANS in the Duelmaster's Title Bout and
gaining 9 recognition points. Can you believe they are paying me 10 gold to deliver
this stuff?
Here is other news that is of note. Did you hear that OLD SCHOOL was most
avoided team this week? Well, knowing the personal hygiene of OLD SCHOOL's warriors,
I'm not surprised! And you guys like to boo me? Well, unsling your rasberries,
cause GLAD TO MEAT YOU beats feet every time OLD SCHOOL smiles at them. Try farming,
eh? Well dang howdy, but if challenges were votes, JEHU would be president.
Although it may be a contest he doesn't want to win. PORTERHOUSE ARREST of GLAD TO
MEAT YOU had better have a good reason for challenging down 14 points in a challenge
which she won. I thought PORTERHOUSE ARREST showed great skill and promise when she
subdued JEHU. All right, so I slept through it! Big deal!
Death is kind of like a new puppy: he's always around wanting to play. (Ha
Zontani, how's that for a wise saying?). Here's some advice: warriors with little
wit and will may encounter problems on the trail to the Isle.
Well, there's the manager of the KATI-TEI giving me the 'cut' sign (or is that
'They're going to strangle you in the alley?). Well, there goes another Spy Report.
Good luck in next week's fights. Its been real, and its been fun, but it hasn't been
real fun...-- The Unknown Spymaster
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
GREW SOME GRUE 4124 12 5 0 110 OLD SCHOOL (368)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
PORTERHOUSE ARREST 4059 16 3 1 102 GLAD TO MEAT YOU (370)
CHICKEN TIGHT JEANS 4080 14 7 0 100 GLAD TO MEAT YOU (370)
-WHIPPED TOPPING 4045 9 5 0 95 LOOD FOOD (367)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
HOLY SCHLITZ 4052 15 9 2 83 OLD SCHOOL (368)
JEHU 3963 19 24 1 82 WANDERERS (329)
SPOCKA THE HUTT 4137 7 2 0 71 OLD SCHOOL (368)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-S&M&MS 4103 6 6 0 64 LOOD FOOD (367)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
THE VEAL DEAL 4104 10 7 0 49 GLAD TO MEAT YOU (370)
SATURN 3990 7 26 0 47 WANDERERS (329)
LURLINE GRACE 4164 5 1 0 46 WANDERERS (329)
-SPORK 4140 3 1 0 42 LOOD FOOD (367)
CUDDLY KAHLUA 4139 6 3 0 37 OLD SCHOOL (368)
FLUTTERLEE 4153 5 7 0 35 WANDERERS (329)
-SPUD-BEARING FUZZ 4161 4 0 0 35 OLD SCHOOL (368)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
RUBIX CUBESTEAK 4165 2 3 0 33 GLAD TO MEAT YOU (370)
-MR. SALTY 4072 3 1 0 25 LOOD FOOD (367)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
PARNIAN 4138 4 11 0 23 WANDERERS (329)
-HOT DONUTS NOW 4167 1 0 1 21 LOOD FOOD (367)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
TAINTED MEAT 4175 0 1 0 GLAD TO MEAT YOU 370 BLACK ORC 20 451 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
Porterhouse Arrest -- I want that with baked potatoes, please, and a salad. Hold the
green beans. -- Jehu
The Veal Deal -- Too young for my taste. Practically green. Got no teeth yet, even.
-- Saturn
Rubix Cubesteak -- (glowering) I don't DO puzzles, dammit. That's why I've got a
sword. That Alexander guy had the right idea with the Gordian Knot. The HECK with
puzzles. -- Parnian
Cuddly Kahlua -- Well, I don't CARE if I was the one who hurt, you, I am NOT going to
"cuddle it and make it well." -- Flutterlee
Polite doesn't work for beggars. Of course, neither does persistent. -- Lurline
Grace
24 December 2004
Due to requests, the Turf War IV will be postponed until turn 225 (approx May/June
2005). Sorry about the inconvenience. -- Baphomet, host of TW 4
12 January 2005
On Jhans turn number 476 (due on Feb. 16, 2005) the Second Annual kLk St. Valentine's
Massacre Kill Contest will begin. The rules are simple; the team with the most kills
on the last turn wins. Last year's winner was Shocking Toad. Can he repeat? Could
DOOMcorps crush all challengers? Will the kLk prevail? Or will you be the
independent manager to show that alliances aren't all that? Come on to Jhans and
let's find out!
Prizes are: 1st. Renaming of a Dark Arena monster and five roll-up
certificates or $25.00 deposited in your account.
2nd. Renaming of a Stand-In monster.
Come on and celebrate the Delarquan way!
Azrael
15 January 2005
BR 4 is upon us! First turn is due on 1/29/05. Many thanks to RSI for helping
supply a great prize for the winner and those who meet the 90% endurance criteria.
Winning prize: 6 months free play, a +1 bonus potion, a limited damage potion,
a favorites knowledge potion, a minor stat-switch prize, and renaming a Dark Arena
creature.
Endurance prizes: a +1 bonus potion to all teams that fight 90% of the possible
fights during the contest.
For details, visit Talcama's newletter or http://www.geocities.com/assurnasir/br4
To join, simply bring a team to DM 18, announce your entry in the personals, and
follow the very simple rule of not avoiding!
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
TAINTED MEAT was dealt death by BLACK ORC in a 3 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
PORTERHOUSE ARREST vanquished JEHU in a 1 minute brutal uneven Challenge battle.
CHICKEN TIGHT JEANS was narrowly defeated by GREW SOME GRUE in a 8 minute duel.
SPOCKA THE HUTT overpowered THE VEAL DEAL in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
RUBIX CUBESTEAK vanquished PARNIAN in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
HOLY SCHLITZ beat KHALHUMS DWARF in a 2 minute gory master's brawl.
SATURN was viciously subdued by CUDDLY KAHLUA in a crowd boring 8 minute uneven melee.
FLUTTERLEE was overpowered by RUTHLESS JAYWALKER in a 1 minute uneven duel.
LURLINE GRACE overpowered THE HONEST MERCHANT in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|TOTAL PARRY 5 PARRY-RIPOSTE 5 - 1 - 0 83 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 4 SLASHING ATTACK 17 - 15 - 1 53 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 3 TOTAL PARRY 22 - 20 - 0 52 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 LUNGING ATTACK 22 - 21 - 2 51 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 1 PARRY-STRIKE 3 - 3 - 0 50 |
|AIMED BLOW 0 PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 1 - 0 50 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 AIMED BLOW 5 - 5 - 0 50 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 STRIKING ATTACK 5 - 5 - 0 50 |
|BASHING ATTACK 0 WALL OF STEEL 3 - 4 - 1 43 |
|WALL OF STEEL 0 BASHING ATTACK 1 - 2 - 0 33 |
Turn 451 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 0 TOTAL PARRY 2 - 3 4 LUNGING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 3 - 1 SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 2 3 TOTAL PARRY
AIMED BLOW 0 - 0 2 SLASHING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 1 PARRY-STRIKE
PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 1
BASHING ATTACK 0 - 0
WALL OF STEEL 0 - 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
TOTAL PARRY GREW SOME GRUE 4124 12 5 0 110 OLD SCHOOL (368)
LUNGING ATTACK PORTERHOUSE ARREST 4059 16 3 1 102 GLAD TO MEAT YOU (370)
SLASHING ATTACK SPOCKA THE HUTT 4137 7 2 0 71 OLD SCHOOL (368)
PARRY-RIPOSTE LURLINE GRACE 4164 5 1 0 46 WANDERERS (329)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is THE VEAL DEAL 4104. The most popular warrior this
turn was CHICKEN TIGHT JEANS 4080. The ten other most popular fighters were HOLY
SCHLITZ 4052, SPOCKA THE HUTT 4137, PORTERHOUSE ARREST 4059, RUBIX CUBESTEAK 4165,
GREW SOME GRUE 4124, LURLINE GRACE 4164, TAINTED MEAT 4175, THE VEAL DEAL 4104,
FLUTTERLEE 4153, and JEHU 3963.
The least popular fighter this week was SATURN 3990. The other ten least popular
fighters were CUDDLY KAHLUA 4139, PARNIAN 4138, JEHU 3963, FLUTTERLEE 4153, THE VEAL
DEAL 4104, TAINTED MEAT 4175, LURLINE GRACE 4164, GREW SOME GRUE 4124, RUBIX
CUBESTEAK 4165, and PORTERHOUSE ARREST 4059.