DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 07/19/2005    Duedate: 08/01/2005

KATI-TEI ARENA

DM-41    TURN-464

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

HOLY SCHLITZ
OLD SCHOOL (368)
(41-4052) [22-11-2,101]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

HOLY SCHLITZ                   MOGHEDION
OLD SCHOOL (368)               THE FORSAKEN (374)
(41-4052) [22-11-2,101]        (41-4095) [2-0-0,29]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

FLUTTERLEE                     HOLY SCHLITZ
WANDERERS (329)                OLD SCHOOL (368)
(41-4153) [14-11-0,78]         (41-4052) [22-11-2,101]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

OLD SCHOOL (368)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. THE FORSAKEN (374)          23
2. OLD SCHOOL (368)            16      OLD SCHOOL (368)
3. WANDERERS (329)             13      Unchartered Team

                                       THE FORSAKEN (374)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1*THE FORSAKEN (374)        12   6  2 66.7   1/ 1 OLD SCHOOL (368)         11  1 0
 2/ 2 OLD SCHOOL (368)          74  68  2 52.1   2/ 3*THE FORSAKEN (374)        5  2 0
 3/ 3 WANDERERS (329)          363 423  9 46.2   3/ 2 WANDERERS (329)           3  9 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Welcome KATI-TEI.  I, Olaf Modeen remember this place well.  Many the fights 
have I fought here.  The celebrations, the disappointments...  What's with 
FLUTTERLEE?  She actually beat KATI-TEI's KUNG-FU MASTER, and walked away with 14 
more points from the fight.  Laughs were big at OLD SCHOOL while they watched SPOCKA 
THE HUTT clobber PARNIAN.  He lost 4 points and got bruised from objects thrown from 
the stands.  LURLINE GRACE was reminded on the sands why GREW SOME GRUE is 
Duelmaster.  Wouldn't it be nice to have live subjects to practice on?  I hear some 
team is looking into the uses of convicted prisoners.   
     If at first you don't succeed, avoid.  That'll get you in the Spyreports.  What 
do people see in CUDDLY KAHLUA?  His 11-7-0?  OLD SCHOOL ain't talkin', but he's got 
46 points.  Fighting is a better craft than farming, SATURN, but you have to pay your 
dues.  Being challenged by HOLY SCHLITZ, 20 points above you, is dues.  I have to get 
this off my chest.  What a low dog, HOLY SCHLITZ!  He can't set himself up in a real 
match.  I was sorry to see SATURN lose.  SAMMUEL of THE FORSAKEN knows how to pick 
'em.  He challenged CUDDLY KAHLUA of OLD SCHOOL who is up by 19.  Now was this a wise 
move?  SAMMUEL perhaps got his just desserts, seeing as he was bested by CUDDLY 
KAHLUA and ended up with 22 recognition points.   
     Warriors of KATI-TEI unite.  You have only your games to lose!  Here's some 
advice:  study your opponent, master many skills, fight dirty.   
     Well, I'm pretty much through.  You guys need to get back practicing.  Are you 
as tired of reading this as I am of writing it?  Actually, I guess I'm writing it 
before you read it.  Oh, well.  Time for my medication, so I'll leave now.  Practice, 
practice, practice!-- Olaf Modeen  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HOLY SCHLITZ 4052            22  11  2   101       OLD SCHOOL (368)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SPOCKA THE HUTT 4137         10   5  0   100       OLD SCHOOL (368)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LURLINE GRACE 4164           12   7  0    90       WANDERERS (329)
 SATURN 3990                  11  35  0    81       WANDERERS (329)
 FLUTTERLEE 4153              14  11  0    78       WANDERERS (329)
 PARNIAN 4138                 10  18  1    70       WANDERERS (329)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CUDDLY KAHLUA 4139           11   7  0    46       OLD SCHOOL (368)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MOGHEDION 4095                2   0  0    29       THE FORSAKEN (374)
 DEMADRED 4092                 3   0  1    26       THE FORSAKEN (374)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ISHMAEL 4136                  3   0  0    23       THE FORSAKEN (374)
 SAMMUEL 4091                  2   2  0    22       THE FORSAKEN (374)
-RAHVIN 4094                   2   3  1    20       THE FORSAKEN (374)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD               W  L K TEAM NAME             SLAIN BY             TURN Revenge?

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Ed. -- Re dwarven Kung-Fu Masters with long beards, I don't think it's fair of them
to use their beards as garrotes. -- Parnian
P.S.  What's the armor class of a beard, anyway?  Bet it's high, that thing is so
matted and wiry....

     Fair, no, but that's kung fu for you. -- Ed.
     P.S.  It's the things that get left IN a beard that I'd worry about.

Holy Schlitz -- I take it you don't have a problem with boredom and enjoy the "same
old same old." -- Saturn

Spocka the Hutt -- Pshaw. -- Parnian

Grew Some Grue -- It isn't like there's anyone ELSE to fight, is there? -- Lurline
Grace

No, absolutely, I will NOT tolerate jaywalking, and I don't care HOW ruthless it is.
-- Flutterlee

27 June 2005
ATTENTION ALL YOU ALLIANCE-TYPE PEOPLE:
For the purposes of tourney newsletter alliance listings (when I am able to do them),
you may only be listed in ONE alliance.  In other words, you have to choose!  If you
are a part of Englebert's Alliance and Englebert's Alliance is "part" of Ruthrauf's
Alliance, I will list you EITHER as part of Englebert's Alliance OR as part of
Ruthrauf's Alliance, NOT both.  The default would be the top-level alliance,
Ruthrauf's, in this example.  If you'd rather be listed separately, let me know and I
will do so, but that will be the only listing you get. -- The Saint, keeper of ever-
more-complicated lists

29 Jun 2005
The Company of Brothers (TCB) welcomes two new members to our alliance...Liam the
Goth and Buddy Lee.  We have no doubt that they will prove to be assets to our
alliance and the general dueling community. -- Baphomet, co-founder, T.C.B.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

HOLY SCHLITZ viciously subdued SATURN in a 3 minute master's Challenge Title fight.
SAMMUEL was outwaited by CUDDLY KAHLUA in a 18 minute Challenge match.
GREW SOME GRUE slimly won victory over LURLINE GRACE in a popular 9 minute fight.
SPOCKA THE HUTT devastated PARNIAN in a 1 minute uneven brawl.
FLUTTERLEE overpowered KUNG-FU MASTER in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
MOGHEDION devastated TRUSTWORTHY SCRIBE in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
ISHMAEL overcame CULT MEMBER in a crowd boring 4 minute melee.
DEMADRED vanquished SHIFTYEYED VOLUNTEER in a 1 minute one-sided duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|TOTAL PARRY                      5         STRIKING ATTACK   12 -   7 -  0      63  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         PARRY-RIPOSTE      6 -   4 -  0      60  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         WALL OF STEEL      3 -   2 -  0      60  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   1         TOTAL PARRY       15 -  12 -  0      56  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         LUNGING ATTACK    11 -   9 -  1      55  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         SLASHING ATTACK   16 -  15 -  1      52  |
|AIMED BLOW                       0         PARRY-LUNGE        1 -   1 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         BASHING ATTACK     1 -   1 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         AIMED BLOW         2 -   3 -  0      40  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   1 -  0       0  |

Turn 464 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  0     AIMED BLOW         0 -  0         4  TOTAL PARRY    
STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  SLASHING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  STRIKING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY        3 -  2     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         1  LUNGING ATTACK 
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  1     WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                                                                1  BASHING ATTACK 

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   HOLY SCHLITZ 4052          22  11  2  101 OLD SCHOOL (368)
SLASHING ATTACK  SPOCKA THE HUTT 4137       10   5  0  100 OLD SCHOOL (368)

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
PARRY-RIPOSTE    LURLINE GRACE 4164         12   7  0   90 WANDERERS (329)
STRIKING ATTACK  FLUTTERLEE 4153            14  11  0   78 WANDERERS (329)
TOTAL PARRY      CUDDLY KAHLUA 4139         11   7  0   46 OLD SCHOOL (368)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is FLUTTERLEE 4153.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was HOLY SCHLITZ 4052.  The ten other most popular fighters were LURLINE GRACE 4164, 
FLUTTERLEE 4153, MOGHEDION 4095, SATURN 3990, SPOCKA THE HUTT 4137, DEMADRED 4092, 
PARNIAN 4138, ISHMAEL 4136, CUDDLY KAHLUA 4139, and SAMMUEL 4091.

The least popular fighter this week was SAMMUEL 4091.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were CUDDLY KAHLUA 4139, ISHMAEL 4136, PARNIAN 4138, DEMADRED 4092, SPOCKA 
THE HUTT 4137, SATURN 3990, MOGHEDION 4095, FLUTTERLEE 4153, LURLINE GRACE 4164, and 
HOLY SCHLITZ 4052.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

HOLY SCHLITZ (41-4052) OLD SCHOOL (368)

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

GREW SOME GRUE (41-4124) OLD SCHOOL (368)