DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 11/22/2005    Duedate: 12/05/2005

KATI-TEI ARENA

DM-41    TURN-472

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

PARNIAN
WANDERERS (329)
(41-4138) [16-20-1,105]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

PARNIAN                        WHITE RABBIT
WANDERERS (329)                WONDERLAND (358)
(41-4138) [16-20-1,105]        (41-3994) [4-1-0,38]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

PARNIAN                        SATURN
WANDERERS (329)                WANDERERS (329)
(41-4138) [16-20-1,105]        (41-3990) [16-38-0,87]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

WANDERERS (329)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. WANDERERS (329)             15
2. WONDERLAND (358)             6      WANDERERS (329)
3. 072905R (381)                0      Unchartered Team
4. INQUISITION SL6 (382)        0
                                       WONDERLAND (358)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1*072905R (381)              3   0  1  100   1/ 1 WANDERERS (329)          12  3 0
 2- 2*INQUISITION SL6 (382)      4   2  1 66.7   2- 3*072905R (381)             1  0 1
 3/ 0*WONDERLAND (358)          12   8  1 60.0   3/ 0*WONDERLAND (358)          1  0 0
 4/ 3 WANDERERS (329)          390 435  9 47.3   4- 2*INQUISITION SL6 (382)     1  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

     I see that I and my teammates have not fought a single "managed" warrior today.
This is unfortunate, especially when there were only two other managed warriors at
all, and one killed the other!  A shocking situation.  I shall be glad to leave, even
though I'm not going far.  I'm a farm girl at heart, and the family farm (not to
mention the family) calls out to me.  Especially since I have managed to earn enough
in the arena to pay off the mortgage.  I shall be the "fair-haired daughter," let me
tell you!  (And this despite my dark hair, which so upsets my father, who claims that
there is no dark hair in HIS family.)

                                     Flutterlee

P.S.  There is NO WAY I am going to use a maul.

                                      SPY REPORT

     I can't believe the violence in KATI-TEI!  I still haven't told Mom I'm writing 
Spyreports.  She'd have a cow!  Well, here we go...  MVP award for PARNIAN?  
WANDERERS' proud of him after beating KHALHUMS DWARF and getting 6 points.  Talk 
about yer major upsets!  CHOCK's match with WHITE RABBIT cost him a loss of 3 points! 
Don't you think the Duelmaster is being unfair?  I think FLUTTERLEE should let 
KUNG-FU MASTER be Duelmaster for a while, without fighting about it.  Who was the 
wiseguy that said KATI-TEI's Duelmaster was paying for drinks at The Warty Toad?  
Don't look at me!   
     Look, you guys stick to fighting, all right?   
     Challenges, revenges, Bloodfeuds.  All KATI-TEI ever talks about is fighting!  
Me, I'm more laid back.  Hey you guys, don't you think your families would like to 
hear from you?  Write!  (Or have someone write for you.)  
     I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid.  Who would've guessed I'd be 
a famous Spyreporter?  I know how much you like reading this stuff, but I really 
should stop.  Remember you guys, ease up sometimes!  Chill out!  Later, Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PARNIAN 4138                 16  20  1   105       WANDERERS (329)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SATURN 3990                  16  38  0    87       WANDERERS (329)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-5 GOT PICKED 4199             3   0  1    51       072905R (381)
 WHITE RABBIT 3994             4   1  0    38       WONDERLAND (358)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-ALICE 3993                    3   1  1    32       WONDERLAND (358)
 WHEREFOUR WILLY 4207          4   3  0    25       WANDERERS (329)
 CHOCK 4214                    2   1  0    24       WANDERERS (329)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-THE WALRUS 3995               3   1  0    18       WONDERLAND (358)
-WHITE KNIGHT 4064             1   0  0     7       WONDERLAND (358)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD               W  L K TEAM NAME             SLAIN BY             TURN Revenge?
THE SHOCKER 4206       4  2 1 INQUISITION SL6 382   5 GOT PICKED 4199     471         

                                     PERSONAL ADS

How I LOATHE the Noble Assassin! -- Saturn

Gods, M. Chardinee was so STINGY! -- Parnian, who didn't learn a single skill

The Ambitious Guard tried to bury me in the sand, and the arenamaster LET HIM DO IT.
I resent that! -- Wherefour Willy

Ha!  Think they're going to fool ME, do they?  The "Friendly Constable" held out his
hand, probably for a nefarious purpose such as grabbing me, and I CUT IT OFF.  Hands
in the sands! -- Chock

Flutterlee -- Well, I suppose you'll be leaving.  One-upping my friend the Userous,
er, Honest Merchant and Mortgage Officer as well, no doubt.  I snort with laughter.
Friend he may be, but I shall enjoy his discomfiture when you pay off that loan!
He'll be mad enough to spit nails.  He DID hope to get your younger sister into his
clutches if the farm came into foreclosure, you know.  A tasty-looking little
wenchlit.  But I congratulate you.  No, I really do! -- M. Nilsiroeth Chardinee

Saturn -- You're such a pig in combat, it amazes me that you lasted this long.  It
would be a noble act for me to simply...remove you from this scene. -- Noble Assassin
(name withheld by request)

Parnian -- Your "special move," was it?  Who did you steal it from? -- M. Nilsiroeth
Chardinee

Wherefour Willy -- You call yourself a gladiator?  It is to laugh! -- Moro Sullogra,
Ambitious Guard
P.S.  I've always hated Fratsfans.

Chock -- I see that you are a trouble-maker through and through.  Beware.  We shall
be watching you. -- Tobie Stone, no longer Friendly Constable

Ed. -- After having an arena here for so many years, we find the authorities
rather...jaded.  And since we mostly draw our sacrifices from the ranks of inactive
gladiators, nobody notices and nobody cares. -- Spokescultist of Tregist
P.S.  And, also, there are the gladiators "killed" in the arena.  How many of them,
do you think, really walk away?  I know this is Andoria, but if the manager doesn't
care....

     Hmmm...the mind reels.  You must have fun when there's an epidemic too. -- Ed.

Lady Protector Flutterlee -- You understand the "lands" problem, I know.  But, as
with your teammate, or should that be your teammatess?  Anyway, the Thane will see
what sort of token of congratulations he can come up with. -- Arenamaster Jailon

5 November 2005
It is with a proud heart that I announce the newest member of the Desolate Empire
alliance.  Dok Sik will be known from here forth as Dark Knight Dok Sik, of the
Desolate Empire.  May he be blessed with victory and courage.  May his enemies' blood
flow freely! -- The Dark Knights Wasby and Toker

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

FLUTTERLEE devastated KUNG-FU MASTER in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
PARNIAN vanquished KHALHUMS DWARF in a 1 minute brutal uneven Title battle.
SATURN luckily beat M. CHARDINEE in a crowd pleasing 9 minute gory mismatched duel.
CHOCK was defeated by WHITE RABBIT in a crowd pleasing 1 minute match.
WHEREFOUR WILLY devastated SHIFTYEYED VOLUNTEER in a 1 minute one-sided duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                       1         STRIKING ATTACK   12 -   1 -  0      92  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         AIMED BLOW         9 -   3 -  2      75  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         BASHING ATTACK     3 -   1 -  0      75  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         SLASHING ATTACK   10 -   5 -  0      67  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         LUNGING ATTACK     2 -   1 -  0      67  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         TOTAL PARRY       11 -   9 -  0      55  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         WALL OF STEEL      4 -   4 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      3 -   4 -  0      43  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 472 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  SLASHING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  TOTAL PARRY    
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         2  AIMED BLOW     
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     0 -  0         2  BASHING ATTACK 
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  0     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  1         1  WALL OF STEEL  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       WHITE RABBIT 3994           4   1  0   38 WONDERLAND (358)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is PARNIAN 4138.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was SATURN 3990.  The ten other most popular fighters were WHITE RABBIT 3994, PARNIAN 
4138, CHOCK 4214, WHEREFOUR WILLY 4207,  0,  0,  0,  0,  0, and  0.

The least popular fighter this week was WHEREFOUR WILLY 4207.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were CHOCK 4214, PARNIAN 4138, WHITE RABBIT 3994, SATURN 3990,  0,  
0,  0,  0,  0, and  0.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

FLUTTERLEE (41-4153) WANDERERS (329)