DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 02/24/2009    Duedate: 03/09/2009

KATI-TEI ARENA

DM-41    TURN-556

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

SERGEANT 1
MEDAL OF HONOR H3 (397)
(41-4388) [12-4-1,108]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

SERGEANT 1                     POSITION IS EMPTY
MEDAL OF HONOR H3 (397)        
(41-4388) [12-4-1,108]         

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

TERRINDAR                      TERRINDAR
WANDERERS (329)                WANDERERS (329)
(41-4340) [14-26-1,69]         (41-4340) [14-26-1,69]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

THE PLAGUE (93)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. WANDERERS (329)             39
2. THE PLAGUE (93)             26      MEDAL OF HONOR H3 (397)
3. MEDAL OF HONOR H3 (397)     21      Unchartered Team
4. WHEELS (399)                 0
5. RADIO CLASH (394)           -9      VORPAL BLAZE (218)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 2 MEDAL OF HONOR H3 (397)   58  35  3 62.4   1/ 2 THE PLAGUE (93)           7  2 1
 2/ 1 RADIO CLASH (394)         54  33  3 62.1   2/ 1 MEDAL OF HONOR H3 (397)   6  3 0
 3/ 3 THE PLAGUE (93)          293 268 19 52.2   3/ 3 WANDERERS (329)           6  9 0
 4/ 4 WANDERERS (329)          605 628 15 49.1   4/ 4 RADIO CLASH (394)         2  1 0
 5- 5*WHEELS (399)               1   2  0 33.3   5- 5*WHEELS (399)              1  2 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 306): CONCUSSION of CONSANGUINEOUS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 613): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 613): WHOLE MUTT of THE DOGHOUSE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 606): ULTRA FAIT of DROP THE LEASH (Jekyll, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 602): TCHENI LOY of KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 602): MISS SCARLET of GOTTA GET A CLUE (?, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 599): KNEE BREAKER of ULTRA-VIOLENT (Deep Thought, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 595): SIR CARLSON of LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 564): GRUNT 5 of MEDAL OF HONOR G1 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 555): RAISE THE ABYSS of THE PLAGUE (Reaper, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 546): TANK of FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 253): PULLED HAMSTRING of OTTO'S PARTS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 445): BILLY JOHNSON of 1949 YANKEES (Papa Bear, mgr.0
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 206): DORINE EAGEL of THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 468): MAXIMUS of KELLUMBO'S KIDS (Detective Kellumbo, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 306): CONSANGUINEOUS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 613): TECHNO 8 (Technogeek, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 613): THE DOGHOUSE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 606): MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 602): MEDAL OF HONOOR J4 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 602): THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 599): ULTRA-VIOLENT (Deep Thought, mgr)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 595): LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 564): BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 555): MEDAL OF HONOR H3 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 546): FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 253): THE ORDER (Torak, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 445): MEDAL OF HONOOR J3 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 206): THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 498): KELLUMBO'S KIDS (Detective Kellumbo, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 306): FEORDIS INK of MIDDLE WAY 11 (Jorja, mgr.)
 Dm  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 612): DICKY V GOES POSTAL of ARMED & GREGARIOUS (?, mgr.)
                               THUNK of TECHNO 8 (Technogeek, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 602): MISS SCARLET of GOTTA GET A CLUE (?, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 599): HEART BREAKER of ULTRA-VIOLENT (Deep Thought, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 555): RAISE THE ABYSS of THE PLAGUE (Reaper, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 546): TANK of FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
                 (turn 545): BIG DOPE of DEATHTONGUE (Technogeek, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 552): SIZZLING SUNFLOWER of FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 207): MESSY MONGREL of DOGS OF WAR (Omega?, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     If you were disturbed from your beauty rest only to have to watch a bunch of 
KATI-TEI brutes like you, you'd be grouchy, too.  Later days, MEDAL OF HONOR H3, 
since THE PLAGUE took top team from you this turn, you guys are old news.  Of course, 
we're all terribly impressed to see VALARELLE win a fight and gain 20 points, 
terribly.  Tsk, tsk, SERGEANT 1 beat JANIE JONES and JANIE JONES lost 9 points.  
You're breakin' my heart.  Going for broke or broken, our Duelmaster BLACK ORC Dark 
Arena Challenged this turn.  And if variety is the spice of life, KATI-TEI may be 
getting bland, as RAISE THE ABYSS stays top dog in the city.  The Dripping Blade, 
humph!  I've tasted better ale at mortuaries.  Where do they get this stuff?  From 
KATI-TEI's trash dumps?   
     He who fights and runs away will live to fight another day, the coward.  What's 
the big D?  WANDERERS was the most avoided team?  Bunch of lily livered... grumble... 
mumble... curse...  And it looks like THE PLAGUE avoided them the most this turn.  
What a pack of would be losers, if you ask me.  Hmph.  BALIN CHANE was challenged 
more times this turn than the Duelmaster.  Now was the DM insulted or feared?  Heh, 
heh.   
     Some people like volunteer work in the hospitals.  I volunteer for KATI-TEI's 
morgue.  More variety.  THE PLAGUE has cause to pause today, as RAISE THE ABYSS was 
sent to the Dark Arena, and came back--though not in the best of moods, I'll wager.  
We're all going to die in the end, so why worry if the fate catches up with you 
sooner that later?   
     I was about to buy a new quill pen the other day, but some fighter took it for 
an epee.  Forgive me for writing with a dagger.  Well, I've had enough of this 
drivel, and I'm sure you have too.  Off like a dirty shirt of padded leather.  Glad 
to see the back of this place-- Snide Clemens  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SERGEANT 1 4388              12   4  1   108       MEDAL OF HONOR H3 (397)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-ROBERT DUNLAP 4378           11   7  0   105       MEDAL OF HONOR H3 (397)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 JANIE JONES 4349             19  15  0    85       RADIO CLASH (394)
 VALARELLE 4365               14  17  0    78       WANDERERS (329)
-CHARLES DEGLOPPER 4377        8   9  1    75       MEDAL OF HONOR H3 (397)
-THE WAIT 4382                12   4  0    70       THE PLAGUE (93)
 TERRINDAR 4340               14  26  1    69       WANDERERS (329)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BREAK STUFF 4344             13   7  0    66       THE PLAGUE (93)
 STANLOY MEDAR 4369           16  13  0    61       WANDERERS (329)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SERGEANT2 4392                4   3  0    44       MEDAL OF HONOR H3 (397)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SERGEANT3 4393                5   2  0    33       MEDAL OF HONOR H3 (397)
 HARBINGER OF WOE 4390         7   2  0    25       THE PLAGUE (93)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BALIN CHANE 4391              3   7  0    16       WANDERERS (329)
 COUNTRY RHODES 4400           1   0  0    16       WANDERERS (329)
-JEEP 4398                     1   0  0    13       WHEELS (399)
-TANK 4396                     0   1  0     1       WHEELS (399)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
SIN AFTER SIN 4399      1  1 0 THE PLAGUE 93        HIGH ELF              556  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Raise the Abyss -- I see you're about to go to the Isle, too, so I think I'll stay
here.  I'd rather wash dishes at the Waterfront Restaurant than have to hang out with
you any more.  Uh, nothing personal there, exactly, but I just don't want the abyss
raised.  Stands to reason it would mean high stuff had to go down to balance, and
we'd all drown, right? -- Gothelcina

     So they say.  Or we might get an ice age.

Janie Jones -- Argh.  Go clash your radios somewhere else, and not in my face, okay?
I don't need this! -- Stanloy Medar

Sergeant 1 -- Too regimented for me.  I never was good at following orders. --
Valarelle

The Wait -- I never did like waiting, and you have just confirmed that. -- Terrindar

If that Constable was any Friendlier, I'd have to sue him for something.  Alienation
of affection, maybe.  He surely alienated me. -- Balin Chane

We congratulate Raise the Abyss. -- Jorja and the Wanderers

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

RAISE THE ABYSS viciously butchered BLACK ORC in a 5 minute Dark Arena fight.
SIN AFTER SIN was murdered by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute Dark Arena melee.
JANIE JONES was demolished by SERGEANT 1 in a 1 minute uneven Title fight.
TERRINDAR viciously subdued SERGEANT2 in a exciting 1 minute bloody one-sided fight.
VALARELLE devastated M. CHARDINEE in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
STANLOY MEDAR was devastated by BREAK STUFF in a 1 minute mismatched match.
SERGEANT3 viciously subdued CULT MEMBER in a action packed 1 minute gruesome fight.
BALIN CHANE was viciously subdued by HARBINGER OF WOE in a 1 minute duel.
COUNTRY RHODES vanquished POLITE BEGGAR in a 3 minute one-sided duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   4         STRIKING ATTACK    1 -   0 -  0     100  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    4         SLASHING ATTACK    6 -   2 -  0      75  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         PARRY-RIPOSTE     15 -   6 -  2      71  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         LUNGING ATTACK    27 -  20 -  0      57  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         AIMED BLOW         9 -   8 -  0      53  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         PARRY-LUNGE       11 -  12 -  1      48  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         TOTAL PARRY        8 -   9 -  0      47  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  0         PARRY-STRIKE       2 -   9 -  0      18  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   0         WALL OF STEEL      0 -   1 -  0       0  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         BASHING ATTACK     0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 556 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         5  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  0         2  AIMED BLOW     
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  0     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  0         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
LUNGING ATTACK     3 -  1     TOTAL PARRY        0 -  1         1  TOTAL PARRY    
PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -  2     WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
                                                                1  PARRY-STRIKE   

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   SERGEANT 1 4388            12   4  1  108 MEDAL OF HONOR H3 (397)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    JANIE JONES 4349           19  15  0   85 RADIO CLASH (394)
PARRY-STRIKE     STANLOY MEDAR 4369         16  13  0   61 WANDERERS (329)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is TERRINDAR 4340.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was TERRINDAR 4340.  The ten other most popular fighters were SERGEANT3 4393, 
HARBINGER OF WOE 4390, COUNTRY RHODES 4400, SERGEANT 1 4388, SERGEANT2 4392, 
VALARELLE 4365, BREAK STUFF 4344, JANIE JONES 4349, BALIN CHANE 4391, and SIN AFTER 
SIN 4399.

The least popular fighter this week was STANLOY MEDAR 4369.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were SIN AFTER SIN 4399, BALIN CHANE 4391, JANIE JONES 4349, BREAK 
STUFF 4344, VALARELLE 4365, SERGEANT2 4392, SERGEANT 1 4388, COUNTRY RHODES 4400, 
HARBINGER OF WOE 4390, and SERGEANT3 4393.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

RAISE THE ABYSS (41-4331) THE PLAGUE (93)