Date   : 04/07/2009    Duedate: 04/20/2009


DM-41    TURN-559

This Weeks Top Honors


(41-4340) [16-27-1,107]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

TERRINDAR                      POSITION IS EMPTY
WANDERERS (329)                
(41-4340) [16-27-1,107]        

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

MEDAL OF HONOR H3 (397)        MEDAL OF HONOR H3 (397)
(41-4377) [10-10-1,95]         (41-4388) [14-5-1,98]



Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. MEDAL OF HONOR H3 (397)     39
2. WANDERERS (329)             37      MEDAL OF HONOR H3 (397)
3. WHEELS (399)                 0      Unchartered Team
4. THE PLAGUE (93)            -11
5. RADIO CLASH (394)          -21      VORPAL BLAZE (218)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 MEDAL OF HONOR H3 (397)   69  39  3 63.9   1/ 1 MEDAL OF HONOR H3 (397)  11  4 0
 2/ 2 RADIO CLASH (394)         56  34  3 62.2   2/ 2 WANDERERS (329)           7  8 0
 3/ 3 THE PLAGUE (93)          295 272 19 52.0   3/ 4 RADIO CLASH (394)         2  1 0
 4/ 4 WANDERERS (329)          612 636 15 49.0   4/ 3 THE PLAGUE (93)           2  4 0
 5- 5*WHEELS (399)               1   4  0 20.0   5- 5*WHEELS (399)              0  2 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

        + ]H[ + ---:--- + ]H[ The Andorian Succession #26 ]H[ + ---:--- + ]H[ +


     Fandil stared out over Fratsfa from his high window, then shook his head and
turned away to finish stowing a few necessary items into a carpet bag.  And told
himself, again, that Lenpro could take care of himself and was probably following up
some hot tip.  That he was not, in fact, his brother's keeper, and Lenpro wouldn't
thank him for this dither and fuss.  And that he himself had a hot tip to
     He pulled the carpet bag shut and buckled the strap.  All this dithering was
silly, pointless, insulting to his brother, and most of all, not like himself.  He
shook it off.  It was just a mood, and he didn't need it.  He picked up his bag and
glanced out the window one last time.  Odd how noisy a city could be--
     By all the gods, that wasn't just city noise, it was a mob!  Men with clubs were
standing in front of the Flower Shoppe, shaking their fists and shouting!  He
couldn't make out the words up here under the roof, so turned and plunged down the
stairs to find out what was going on.
     Lady Fern met him at the bottom of the stairs.  "Relax, Fandil," she said before
he could speak.  "This is just a rented mob, and I've dealt with them before.  You
have important work to do, so go and do it."
     "I can handle this."  She raised an eyebrow.  "Do you doubt me?"
     The young Fratsfan mage, Elosjon, came from the front room, face white and eyes
staring.  "They're calling for 'Fandil the Traitor' to be released to them!" he said.
The look he turned on the older mage was worried.
     Fandil cursed mentally but allowed no sign of his annoyance to show in face or
voice.  "That is just what people would call me who want to stop me.  It is only
words, Elosjon, not truth."
     "Did you hear any details?" Fern asked.  "Who hired the mob, for instance?"
     "Hired...?"  The young man blinked and looked over his shoulder.  "They were
hired?  But why?"
     "To make trouble, to stop me finding the magician behind the current
disruptions," Fandil said.  "It isn't an unusual move for a politician, you know."
Could this young man be so naive?  Hmm, if he'd been head down over the spell-books 
since he was old enough to understand them, yes, he probably could be.  Was.  "We'd
better get going."
     "It's Lord Orboj," Elosjon said.  "He's the richest man in Fratsfa.  Nobody
crosses him--if he names me a traitor, too, I'm through here!"
     "Well, if the city and your colleagues are so fickle and easily swayed, you
might do better elsewhere anyway," Fern said.  She snorted.  "Orboj--he doesn't come
here.  I don't cater to his tastes and never will."
     Fandil opened his eyes wide.  Fern catered to many tastes, if Orboj wanted
something different, he must be strange indeed, and notably perverse.
     There had been a lot of coming and going of the Flower Girls while they talked,
but Fandil only noticed it now because one stopped.  A redhead of statuesque
proportions and discretely indiscrete garb.  She leaned close to Elosjon, linking an
arm through his.  "You won't mind going out with ME, in fact, I know you'll like it,"
she half-whispered.  "And no one will notice if old Fandil trails along behind us."
She kissed his ear.  "I can hardly wait."
     Lady Fern laughed.  "Be good, Ravishing Redbud!  This--"
     "I am ALWAYS good," Redbud answered.
     Fern laughed again, and Elosjon had turned as red as the woman's hair and seemed
incapable of speech or even thought; he allowed her to pull him out the back door and
didn't notice Fandil following.
     "Take care," Fern said as Fandil passed her.  "And don't worry about me here, or
about Lenpro either.  Ours is a family that copes, you know that."  She pushed him
out and shut the door behind him.

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 307): CONCUSSION of CONSANGUINEOUS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 616): LILAC LIZARD of ANIMAL FARM (Mino, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 616): WHOLE MUTT of THE DOGHOUSE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 606): ULTRA FAIT of DROP THE LEASH (Jekyll, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 605): TCHENI LOY of KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 603): GRIFLET IRVEL of THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 602): AMARANTH of MENAGERIE (Ichabod Frothingslosh, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 598): SIR CARLSON of LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 567): GRUNT 5 of MEDAL OF HONOR G1 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 558): JANIE JONES of RADIO CLASH (Rude Buddha, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 549): JACINTHE of BLUVALLEY WARRIORS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 255): BRAIN TUMOR of OTTO'S PARTS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 448): M.T. LANE of WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.}
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 208): DORINE EAGEL of THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 501): MAXIMUS of KELLUMBO'S KIDS (Detective Kellumbo, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 307): CONSANGUINEOUS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 616): BULLDOGS (Kennelworth, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 616): ALL THE MUN'S MEN (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 606): MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 605): MEDAL OF HONOOR J4 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 603): FUNKY FOLK (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 602): MENAGERIE (Ichabod Frothingslosh, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 598): LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 567): MEDAL OF HONOR G1 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 558): MEDAL OF HONOR H3 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 549): BLUVALLEY WARRIORS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 255): BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 448): MEDAL OF HONOR J3 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 208): THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 501): KELLUMBO'S KIDS (Detective Kellumbo, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 306): FEORDIS INK of MIDDLE WAY 11 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 616): FILET MIGNON of BULLDOGS (Kennelworth, mgr.)
                   (turn 615): JON FLUTE of KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 616): WHOLE MUTT of THE DOGHOUSE (Jorja, mgr.)
                          MINUTE MUN of ALL THE MUN'S MEN (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 549): JACINTHE of BLUVALLEY WARRIORS (Jorja, mgr.)
                             IZZCO of INFERNAL LORDS (DeGotti, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 255): TEALIN SALI of MIDDLE WAY 8 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 208): DORINE EAGEL of THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
                 (turn 207): MESSY MONGREL of DOGS OF WAR (Omega?, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     Greetings warriors!  It is I, Zontani Sharp Eyes, here to bring report of the 
clash and bustle of the weekly KATI-TEI games.  Did only my eyes note the 4-1-0 
record which WANDERERS managed to post this round?  I don't doubt that such a record 
will draw challengers!  CHARLES DEGLOPPER caught the eye of many in the gladiatorial 
commission as he skillfully bested BREAK STUFF and was awarded 17 points in 
recognition.  In one of the week's more notable duels, CHARLES DEGLOPPER put down 
BREAK STUFF, causing him to lose 13 points of recognition in the process.  The city 
has turned out in honor of TERRINDAR, for with his arena victory he may now lay claim 
to the highest position in the city!  Heed this!  A seer has warned that if exactly 6 
die in duels this week, the whole city shall perish!  Just remember...5 or 7!   
     I have been in deep conclave with my spies who watched all that has recently 
transpired.  Indeed there is much I would report.  KATI-TEI, city of gladiators!  
Mighty among the names of thy guilds is WANDERERS, a guild shunned and avoided by 
many in the weekly duels.  Apparently the stalwarts of THE PLAGUE are catching the 
bulk of jests down at the challenging board for their large share of the avoids.  
Mighty fighters cannot but expect competition from those below.  VALARELLE take 
warning!  You have more than a few enemies in KATI-TEI.  A match that raised a few 
eyebrows at the games this week, it seems that THE WAIT posted a challenge against 
the more highly recognized SERGEANT 1.  The results, you ask?  Well, the firebrand 
THE WAIT was defeated by SERGEANT 1.  Remember warriors, this is the discipline of 
     Is not Death a warrior's foremost adviser?   Warriors, may this counselor stand 
ready at your right hand forever!  Some say a warrior is judged by the way he bears 
arms.  One thing is sure, better a dagger in hand then a sword on the belt!   
     If it were not for my skills as a spy I would have been mugged three times 
already in KATI-TEI.  Nice atmosphere you have here!  More than a sharp eye must I 
keep, indeed a stout pair of legs must I keep as well!  The endless paths of Alastari 
await me!  Till next we meet remember - the pen is mightier than the sword, but a 
maul is a different story!-- Zontani Sharp Eyes  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TERRINDAR 4340               16  27  1   107       WANDERERS (329)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SERGEANT 1 4388              14   5  1    98       MEDAL OF HONOR H3 (397)
 CHARLES DEGLOPPER 4377       10  10  1    95       MEDAL OF HONOR H3 (397)
 ROBERT DUNLAP 4378           13   8  0    92       MEDAL OF HONOR H3 (397)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SERGEANT3 4393                8   2  0    75       MEDAL OF HONOR H3 (397)
 VALARELLE 4365               15  19  0    72       WANDERERS (329)
 THE WAIT 4382                12   5  0    72       THE PLAGUE (93)
 BREAK STUFF 4344             14   8  0    70       THE PLAGUE (93)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 STANLOY MEDAR 4369           16  16  0    64       WANDERERS (329)
 SERGEANT2 4392                6   4  0    59       MEDAL OF HONOR H3 (397)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-HARBINGER OF WOE 4390         7   3  0    26       THE PLAGUE (93)
 BALIN CHANE 4391              5   8  0    25       WANDERERS (329)
 COUNTRY RHODES 4400           3   1  0    24       WANDERERS (329)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-THUMP 2 4402                  1   0  0    15       THE PLAGUE (93)
-JEEP 4398                     1   0  0    13       WHEELS (399)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Sergeant2 -- Yes, I've heard that one before. -- Valarelle

Sergeant3 -- Gladly. -- Stanloy Medar

Janie Jones -- Should I be excited about this?  It isn't like it was a date, when I
go on dates, the women don't beat me up the minute they see me and then walk away
without saying anything.  Believe it or not, some women like my company. -- Terrindar

Friendly Constable.  I'd say something clever, but I was so bored I nearly fell
asleep. -- Balin Chane

And I think Balin just about covered it, really. -- Country Rhodes

Our congratulations to Janie Jones. -- Jorja and the Wanderers

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

THE WAIT was viciously subdued by SERGEANT 1 in a 4 minute Challenge fight.
SERGEANT3 demolished STANLOY MEDAR in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
SERGEANT2 was bested by VALARELLE in a 2 minute gory one-sided Challenge contest.
JANIE JONES was subdued by TERRINDAR in a 1 minute master's Title competition.
ROBERT DUNLAP overpowered VETERAN MERCENARY in a 1 minute bloody one-sided struggle.
CHARLES DEGLOPPER handily defeated BREAK STUFF in a 1 minute uneven fight.
BALIN CHANE won victory over TRUSTWORTHY SCRIBE in a 4 minute duel.
COUNTRY RHODES narrowly defeated TRUSTWORTHY SCRIBE in a 3 minute beginner's duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   5         PARRY-RIPOSTE     14 -   7 -  1      67  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         STRIKING ATTACK    2 -   1 -  0      67  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         SLASHING ATTACK    4 -   2 -  0      67  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         LUNGING ATTACK    31 -  19 -  0      62  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         PARRY-LUNGE       10 -   7 -  1      59  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         AIMED BLOW         9 -   8 -  0      53  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  0         TOTAL PARRY        7 -   8 -  0      47  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  0         PARRY-STRIKE       2 -   9 -  0      18  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   0         WALL OF STEEL      0 -   1 -  0       0  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         BASHING ATTACK     0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 559 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         2 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         5  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  0     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  0         2  AIMED BLOW     
LUNGING ATTACK     3 -  2     STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  0         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  1     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  0         1  TOTAL PARRY    
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  1     WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0         1  PARRY-STRIKE   
                                                                1  SLASHING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   SERGEANT 1 4388            14   5  1   98 MEDAL OF HONOR H3 (397)
AIMED BLOW       ROBERT DUNLAP 4378         13   8  0   92 MEDAL OF HONOR H3 (397)
TOTAL PARRY      THE WAIT 4382              12   5  0   72 THE PLAGUE (93)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is CHARLES DEGLOPPER 4377.  The most popular warrior 
this turn was SERGEANT 1 4388.  The ten other most popular fighters were SERGEANT3 
STUFF 4344.

The least popular fighter this week was BALIN CHANE 4391.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were BREAK STUFF 4344, STANLOY MEDAR 4369, THE WAIT 4382, CHARLES 
4400, SERGEANT2 4392, and SERGEANT3 4393.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn: