Date   : 11/03/2009    Duedate: 11/16/2009


DM-41    TURN-574

This Weeks Top Honors


(41-2751) [12-4-0,115]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

LUCKY DAWG                     THE MUFFIN
DA DOG POWNDAZ (111)           THUGS (400)
(41-2751) [12-4-0,115]         (41-4426) [2-2-1,23]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

WANDERERS (329)                WANDERERS (329)
(41-4369) [24-23-0,105]        (41-4400) [10-9-0,83]



Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. WANDERERS (329)             31
2. THE STORM FRONT (109)       27      MEDAL OF HONOR H3 (397)
3. DA DOG POWNDAZ (111)        26      Unchartered Team
4. THUGS (400)                 12
5. THE PLAGUE (93)              4      THUGS (400)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 MEDAL OF HONOR H3 (397)  111  50  3 68.9   1/ 3 THE STORM FRONT (109)    10  5 0
 2/ 3 THE PLAGUE (93)          321 296 21 52.0   2/ 1 THE PLAGUE (93)           8  6 0
 3/ 4 THE STORM FRONT (109)    185 171 15 52.0   3/ 2 WANDERERS (329)           7  8 0
 4/ 5 DA DOG POWNDAZ (111)     235 244 17 49.1   4/ 5 DA DOG POWNDAZ (111)      6  7 0
 5/ 6 WANDERERS (329)          643 678 15 48.7   5/ 6 MEDAL OF HONOR H3 (397)   4  5 0
 6/ 7*THUGS (400)                6  13  4 31.6   6/ 4*THUGS (400)               3  8 3

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

        + ]H[ + ---:--- + ]H[ The Andorian Succession #37 ]H[ + ---:--- + ]H[ +

South of Andor:

     Outcast Orchid looked at her companion.  He had given his name as though it
should mean something to her, but she'd never heard of him.  "Herlas of Zensu?"
     "Yes, to my shame, I am."
     She shook her head.  "That doesn't mean a thing to me, but I can tell you that
as far as I'm concerned, saving my life makes up for a lot."  She looked ahead.  The
farm track they were following wandered into a field and stopped.  "Where do we go
from here?  How long before we can get back on the main roads?  I don't like being
     "We aren't lost," Herlas said.  "I know where we are, and how to get to Fratsfa
from here--if the Chaos monsters haven't gotten there ahead of us."  He guided her to
the left, into an overgrown woodlot.  "If they have... no reason to go there at all.
Or not to, of course."
     "Well, at least you aren't suggesting that we flee Andoria to escape the
     "What would be the point?  Once they've conquered Andoria, which is their goal,
I think, they will go on to the rest of Alastari, and from there the rest of Ghea."
     "Lady Greywand might have something to say about that."
     "Or she might not.  She's insane, after all."
     The woodlot was small, and on the other side of it was another overgrown track.
     "How can you say that?" Orchid demanded, pulling a twig from her hair.
     "Based on the available evidence," Herlas answered quietly, "but let's not go
into that now."  He gestured slightly, indicating something ahead of them.  "We're
about to have trouble."
     Orchid looked.  One of the monsters was waiting in the middle of the field.  She
drew her sword, unwilling to give up without a fight.  A limb of the thing
transformed into a sort of blade in response.  She foresaw difficulty with an
opponent who could change forms at will.
     Beside her, heat and flickering lights and a smell of ozone as her companion
cast a spell.  Herlas said, "I think I can hold it to one shape, but be quick."
     She nodded and danced forward, her sword beginning to trace the dangerous
patterns of her style.  Sunlight flared along the edge of the blade, clean as
morning, and the monster shied back.  She whirled past it, moving constantly without
pause, slicing and dicing methodically.  Ichor flowed thickly.
     It made a sound.  Why should a Chaos monster that looked a little bit like a
person on a horse make a sound like wind chimes and sea gulls?  Well, why not, it was
chaos, right?  Anything goes, that's what chaos was all about.  Except that she got
the feeling it was upset.  Good!  It should BE upset.  Coming here and trying to take
over HER world--the very idea!  She spun back twoard it, she had a second sword now
in her other hand, didn't know where she'd gotten it, but that didn't matter.  She
hit it like a veritable wall of blades, and every gobbet of flesh she hacked off
burst into flames before it could hit the ground and was destroyed.
     Destroyed utterly.

       * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ *

                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 315): CONSTERNATION of CONSANGUINEOUS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 631): STABLEBOY of KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 631): PITCH of THE DOGHOUSE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 617): HOTL MUSCHEL of MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 620): WILD FIRE of DISASTER (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 616): WORKER BEE of WEE BEE BAD (Dartor, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 615): KETTELMAN of GOLDEN CHANYON (Jorja, mgr)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 613): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 580): TERILEE LINZ of BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 573): LUCKY DAWG of DA DOG POWNDAZ (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 534): SIS of FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 262): NOVERCAPHOBIA of WATCH OUT! (Soultaker, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 463): SERGEANT 3 of MEDAL OF HONOR J3 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 216): FAIZUN GOTE of THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 516): DEATH FOG of SUPERIOR FORCES (Manager, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 315): CONSANGUINEOUS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 631): COLORIFIC (Purple People Eater, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 631): OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 617): MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 620): DISASTER (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 616): THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 615): FIRST LADIES (?, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 613): LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 580): BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 573): THE PLAGUE (Reaper, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 563): FANDILS (Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 262): FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 463): BAD GIRLS (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 216): DARK AS DAY (?, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 516): KELLUMBO'S KIDS (Detective Kellumbo, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 315): CONSTERNATION of CONSANGUINEOUS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 616): ELLIRN KOUL of MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 616): WORKER BEE of WEE BEE BAD (Dartor, mgr.)
                              SAML ULRON of THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 614): SERGEANT 23 of MEDAL OF HONOR F7 (The Anarchist, mgr)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 612): BROTHER DOBBIN of LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 580): TERILEE LINZ of BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 573): BREAK STUFF of THE PLAGUE (Reaper, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 262): NOVERCAPHOBIA of WATCH OUT! (Soultaker, mgr.)
                            OUTCAST ORCHID of FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 462): SERGEANT2 of MEDAL OF HONOR J3 (The Anarchist, mgr.)

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

<Lucky Dawg circles the throne three times, sniffs it incessantly and proceeds to
mark his territory>

     Ahhhhh, now I feel much better!!!  It has been quite some time since a Dawg has
sat on the throne in this fair city of Kati-Tei, and it's most especially sweet since
it's Marma Duke's home city.  He's lavished me with doggy treats and has bought me a
few new leashes with the spiky things around the neck.  Hey, I like that kinda stuff,
     I do feel especially lucky, as I'm able to share this honor with good old
friends who I had previously lost touch with, only to be reunited through this game.
I will be taking pictures of myself sitting on the throne and mailing them to Reaper
and Storm Lord so they can savor this moment and enjoy it as much as I. <grin>
     Okay... now on to the important stuff... who gets my challenges?  Well, Break
Stuff gets my first challenge but I suspect he'll either be going toe to toe with
Shewish Giant or settling a bloodfued.  So that leaves Harbinger of Woe with the
second challenge.  Hey, if I can't offer the throne back to the warrior whom I beat
to become DM, I can at least offer his brethren a shot.  Stanloy, I promise if I'm
still here next turn, I'll share the wealth and make sure you get one of my two
challenges so you can have a crack at my tail... wagging of course.

Until then....
Same doggy time,
Same doggy place,
Same doggy channel,
Your Duelmaster,
Lucky Dawg

                                      SPY REPORT

     It's me, The Unknown Spymaster here with my bag to give you the news on last 
week's fights.  We now have a new top team for all of you guys to dogpile on.  THE 
STORM FRONT now holds the crown and they are betting they can keep it.  Hey 
everybody, watch out for GRIMM LURCHER, who flew up 14 points in the rankings after 
mashing SERGEANT 5 like a melon.  Keep your eye on this guy.  Well, everybody's pal 
LUCKY DAWG moved hers record to 12-4-0 by defeating HARBINGER OF WOE in the 
Duelmaster's Title Bout and gaining 10 recognition points.  An apple a day keeps the 
doctor away, but an onion a day keeps T.P.s at bay.   
     Let's dig a little deeper into what's happening in the KATI-TEI arena.  And hey, 
kiddies, those of you who didn't avoid WANDERERS, please raise you hand.  Wow.  Does 
KATI-TEI really have that many liars?  For those of you who like math, try this one:  
WANDERERS + Weapons That go Boom = DA DOG POWNDAZ + Avoid City.  Well just about 
everybody wants a piece of TYEFOON TURMOIL, who was this week's most challenged 
warrior.  In a touching display by a 'touched' warrior, HELL HOUND went after THE 
WAIT, who was higher by 23 points.  Well, when the dust settled, HELL HOUND bested 
THE WAIT.  FOUR PAWZ of DA DOG POWNDAZ had better have a good reason for challenging 
down 10 points in a challenge which he lost.  I thought FOUR PAWZ showed great skill 
and promise when he was beat by COUNTRY RHODES.  All right, so I slept through it!  
Big deal!   
     Being a spy is great--other people die and you spend the rest of the day 
drinking to their memory.  Better tanked than dead!  Congrats to BREAK STUFF for 
revenging the death of his teammate (but more importantly, feeding THE MUFFIN a bit 
of dirt).  Here's some advice:  warriors with little wit and will may encounter 
problems on the trail to the Isle.   
     I think I had better cut this one short.  It's been nice chatting to those of 
you whom I have not offended yet.  Well, there goes another Spy Report.  Good luck in 
next week's fights.  Its been fun, and I'm sure you enjoyed it (boos).  Now that I've 
got you worked up for Snide Clemens, I'll be leaving-- The Unknown Spymaster  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LUCKY DAWG 2751              12   4  0   115       DA DOG POWNDAZ (111)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-CHARLES DEGLOPPER 4377       13  10  1   115       MEDAL OF HONOR H3 (397)
 STANLOY MEDAR 4369           24  23  0   105       WANDERERS (329)
 HARBINGER OF WOE 4390        14   7  0    96       THE PLAGUE (93)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 RED DAWG 2689                12  10  1    89       DA DOG POWNDAZ (111)
 HELL HOUND 2675              13   8  0    86       DA DOG POWNDAZ (111)
 VALARELLE 4365               18  31  0    85       WANDERERS (329)
 COUNTRY RHODES 4400          10   9  0    83       WANDERERS (329)
 FOUR PAWZ 2208               13  15  0    71       DA DOG POWNDAZ (111)
 THE WAIT 4382                16   9  0    68       THE PLAGUE (93)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BALIN CHANE 4391             13  15  0    54       WANDERERS (329)
 ASSID RANE 2735               7   6  1    53       THE STORM FRONT (109)
 ANGEL OF ARKHAM 4423          5   0  1    41       THE PLAGUE (93)
 TYEFOON TURMOIL 2736          5   8  1    39       THE STORM FRONT (109)
 I.C. SLEET 2674               7  12  1    36       THE STORM FRONT (109)
 LONDON FOGG 4431              4   0  0    34       THE STORM FRONT (109)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 THE MUFFIN 4426               2   2  1    23       THUGS (400)
 SERGEANT 6 4415               4   3  0    21       MEDAL OF HONOR H3 (397)
 ARMED BANDIT 4418             2   2  1    21       THUGS (400)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GRIMM LURCHER 4432            2   1  0    20       WANDERERS (329)
 EL NINO 4430                  2   2  0    16       THE STORM FRONT (109)
 SERGEANT 5 4424               2   3  0     9       MEDAL OF HONOR H3 (397)
 SERGEANT 7 4429               1   1  0     7       MEDAL OF HONOR H3 (397)
 HOWLITZER 4428                0   4  0     6       DA DOG POWNDAZ (111)
 BLOOD PUDDLE 4436             0   1  0     1       THE PLAGUE (93)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
OF THE ORDER 4406       5  4 1 THE PLAGUE 93        THE MUFFIN 4426       572  JUST REVENGED
WAR WITHOUT END 4435    0  1 0 THE PLAGUE 93        CHIEF SILLYWALK 4427  573   
CARAPUTZ 4434           0  1 0 THUGS 400            SHEWISH GIANT         574  NONE
CHIEF SILLYWALK 4427    2  2 2 THUGS 400            STONE GOLEM           574  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Break Stuff -- Well, my friend, I do appreciate the opportunity to fight for the
title as well as the learns.  To be fair, I'm coming back at you this turn as well to
see if it was a fluke.  Who knows, I might just be a..... Lucky Dawg

Country Rhodes -- You sure do like those learns from us Dawgs...  Glad we could teach
you a thing or two!  Apparently some of my Red got all over you armor... oh wait,
that was some of your Red!!! -- Red Dawg

Tyefoon Turmoil -- I simply stopped by for the learns, knowing full well you'd likely
beat me.... and you did! -- Howlitzer

Stanloy Medar -- I'm really not enjoying our encounters. -- Four Pawz

The Wait and Balin Chane -- One of you will taste my blade this turn....  Marms has
taken me off my leash, and I'm back to arena fighting again! -- Hell Hound

Armed Bandit -- Finally got you!  Glad you eventually decided to come out and play!
-- Assid Rane

Howlitzer -- Nice try!  But I know how to silence your barking. -- Tyefoon Turmoil

The Muffin -- The best way to start the day is with a good breakfast!  I'm partial to
bacon and eggs, but downing a good 'muffin' now and then is always satisfying. --
London Fogg

Balin Chane -- I'm going to get through all that padding one day!  Well fought. --
I.C. Sleet

Sergeant 5 -- Tried to experiment that fight!  Oh well.  Next time I'll stick to the
tried and true!  Thanks for the skills at least. -- El Nino

Kati-Tei -- Everyone, good luck in the tourney!  Of course we like to beat you down
when we meet on the sands.  But we always want the home town to represent well
against everybody else! -- Storm Lord and the warriors of the Storm Front

Harbinger of Woe -- Damn.  Woe is me. -- Valarelle

Four Pawz -- And a blade in every one, but sometimes that can lead to confusion
rather than coordination. -- Stanloy Medar

Red Dawg -- And mean, too. -- Country Rhodes

I.C. Sleet -- Don't remind me!  Sufficient unto the season is the weather thereof. --
Balin Chane

Sergeant 7 -- Is there no end to you guys? -- Grimm Lurcher

Lucky Dawg -- Well, what do you expect from a gravel road? -- Country Rhodes

Assid Rane -- You're welcome.  Just remember, I can't go on teaching like that if
someone kills me. -- Balin Chane

Our congratulations to Break Stuff. -- Jorja and the Wanderers

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

CHIEF SILLYWALK was dealt death by STONE GOLEM in a 2 minute Dark Arena fight.
CARAPUTZ was dealt death by SHEWISH GIANT in a 2 minute Dark Arena duel.
BREAK STUFF subdued THE MUFFIN in a 1 minute one-sided Bloodfeud melee.
I.C. SLEET was defeated by ANGEL OF ARKHAM in a 2 minute bloody Bloodfeud duel.
RED DAWG slimly lost to STANLOY MEDAR in a 3 minute veteran's Challenge fight.
FOUR PAWZ was viciously subdued by COUNTRY RHODES in a 5 minute Challenge duel.
HELL HOUND savagely defeated THE WAIT in a popular 7 minute master's Challenge brawl.
ARMED BANDIT was vanquished by ASSID RANE in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
TYEFOON TURMOIL vanquished SERGEANT 6 in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
HOWLITZER was vanquished by EL NINO in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
LUCKY DAWG narrowly defeated HARBINGER OF WOE in a popular 3 minute gory Title melee.
VALARELLE was demolished by VIRGINAL CONCUBINE in a 1 minute mismatched match.
BALIN CHANE was viciously subdued by RUTHLESS JAYWALKER in a 6 minute contest.
LONDON FOGG outwaited HAPPY PEASANT in a unpopular 12 minute bout.
SERGEANT 5 was handily defeated by GRIMM LURCHER in a popular 1 minute uneven fight.
SERGEANT 7 viciously subdued BLOOD PUDDLE in a exciting 1 minute beginner's duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   7         PARRY-LUNGE        7 -   1 -  0      88  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  5         TOTAL PARRY       12 -   9 -  0      57  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     4         LUNGING ATTACK    37 -  29 -  4      56  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      3         AIMED BLOW         8 -   7 -  1      53  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         SLASHING ATTACK   16 -  15 -  2      52  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         WALL OF STEEL      4 -   4 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         PARRY-STRIKE      15 -  18 -  2      45  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         STRIKING ATTACK    6 -   8 -  0      43  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         BASHING ATTACK     2 -   4 -  0      33  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      5 -  11 -  0      31  |

Turn 574 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     3 -  4         2  PARRY-STRIKE   
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  0     SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  3         2  SLASHING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW         1 -  1     TOTAL PARRY        1 -  2         2  TOTAL PARRY    
PARRY-STRIKE       2 -  2     STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  1         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  1     WALL OF STEEL      0 -  1         1  LUNGING ATTACK 
                                                                1  WALL OF STEEL  
                                                                1  AIMED BLOW     
                                                                1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
PARRY-LUNGE      LUCKY DAWG 2751            12   4  0  115 DA DOG POWNDAZ (111)
PARRY-STRIKE     STANLOY MEDAR 4369         24  23  0  105 WANDERERS (329)

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
SLASHING ATTACK  HARBINGER OF WOE 4390      14   7  0   96 THE PLAGUE (93)
WALL OF STEEL    RED DAWG 2689              12  10  1   89 DA DOG POWNDAZ (111)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    COUNTRY RHODES 4400        10   9  0   83 WANDERERS (329)
TOTAL PARRY      THE WAIT 4382              16   9  0   68 THE PLAGUE (93)
LUNGING ATTACK   ASSID RANE 2735             7   6  1   53 THE STORM FRONT (109)
AIMED BLOW       ANGEL OF ARKHAM 4423        5   0  1   41 THE PLAGUE (93)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is STANLOY MEDAR 4369.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was COUNTRY RHODES 4400.  The ten other most popular fighters were STANLOY MEDAR 

The least popular fighter this week was LONDON FOGG 4431.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were THE WAIT 4382, BLOOD PUDDLE 4436, VALARELLE 4365, HOWLITZER 
4428, SERGEANT 6 4415, ARMED BANDIT 4418, SERGEANT 5 4424, THE MUFFIN 4426, BALIN 
CHANE 4391, and EL NINO 4430.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn: