DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 03/23/2010    Duedate: 04/05/2010

KATI-TEI ARENA

DM-41    TURN-584

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

ANGEL OF ARKHAM
THE PLAGUE (93)
(41-4423) [12-2-1,102]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

HARBINGER OF WOE               REQUIEM
THE PLAGUE (93)                SERPENT'S HOLD (402)
(41-4390) [20-10-0,105]        (41-4455) [3-0-1,31]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

HARBINGER OF WOE               EL NINO
THE PLAGUE (93)                THE STORM FRONT (109)
(41-4390) [20-10-0,105]        (41-4430) [7-4-0,64]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

THE PLAGUE (93)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. THE STORM FRONT (109)       42
2. SERPENT'S HOLD (402)        26      THE PLAGUE (93)
3. THE PLAGUE (93)              0      Unchartered Team
4. DA DOG POWNDAZ (111)        -3
5. WANDERERS (329)             -6      SERPENT'S HOLD (402)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 2*SERPENT'S HOLD (402)       8   6  3 57.1   1/ 2 THE PLAGUE (93)           8  5 1
 2/ 3 THE PLAGUE (93)          344 316 22 52.1   2/ 3*SERPENT'S HOLD (402)      8  6 3
 3/ 4 THE STORM FRONT (109)    207 194 16 51.6   3/ 1 DA DOG POWNDAZ (111)      7  3 1
 4/ 5 DA DOG POWNDAZ (111)     257 259 18 49.8   4/ 4 THE STORM FRONT (109)     6  9 1
 5/ 6 WANDERERS (329)          666 703 15 48.6   5/ 5 WANDERERS (329)           5  9 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 320): ZILCH of Z GLADIATORS (Z Man, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 641): YELLOW FEVER of COLORIFIC (Purple People Eater, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 641): TIPPI TURTLE of THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 626): DOLLYROT of KELLUMBO'S KIDS (Detective Kellumbo, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 630): THCACK LOY of KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 625): ANEURISM of DARK FORCES (The Walkin' Dude, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 625): COROT TORO of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 623): SENATOR WILEY of LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 586): JOFRE MAINZ of BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 583): FOUR PAWZ of DA DOG POWNDAZ (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 574): RATLER of SERPENT'S HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 267): NOT SO HOT of PYROMANIA (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 470): VALNAKORINE of WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 221): FAIZUN GOTE of THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 526): VISION of KELLUMBO'S KIDS (Detective Kellumbo, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 320): Z GLADIATORS (Z Man, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 641): COLORIFIC (Purple People Eater, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 641): THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 626): HENPCS (?, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 630): KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 625): THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 625): GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 623): LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 586): BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 583): DA DOG POWNDAZ (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 574): FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 267): DRAGONS GUARD II (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 470): WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 221): THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 525): KELLUMBO'S KIDS (Detective Kellumbo, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 319): WAR BOND of SMITHSONIAN (Curator, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 641): YELLOW FEVER of COLORIFIC (Purple People Eater, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 625): HATE MY LIFE of KELLUMBO'S KIDS (Detective Kellumbo, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 623): AIKIDO of DARK FORCES (The Walkin' Dude, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 625): COROT TORO of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
               (turn 624): SPITZIN of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 582): RED DAWG of DA DOG POWNDAZ (Marma Duke, mgr.)
                             HELL HOUND of DA DOG POWNDAZ (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 574): LILY CATHERINE of FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 267): NOT SO HOT of PYROMANIA (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 221): FAIZUN GOTE of THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

     Every now and then, the sun shines on a dog's behind... but this turn it most
definitely was focused on my Four Pawz!  A hearty thank you to my doggy brothers Red
Dawg and Hell Hound who fought by my side in the arena this turn as opposed to
getting an easy DA kill.  Without your assistance, I doubt I would be making circles
around this throne in search of a good place to....
     The PLAGUE!!!  It looks like we are most certainly destined to lock horns this
coming turn.  Harbinger of Woe gets both my challenges as I'd rather take a ride to
the kennel than match up against Angel of Arkham.
     Hopefully doggy luck will be on my side two turns in a row so I can continue my
ruff ruff banter with these loyal subjects of Kati-Tei.

Until then....
Same doggy time,
Same doggy place,
Same doggy channel,
Your Duelmaster,
Four Pawz

                                      SPY REPORT

     If you were disturbed from your beauty rest only to have to watch a bunch of 
KATI-TEI brutes like you, you'd be grouchy, too.  Later days, DA DOG POWNDAZ, since 
THE PLAGUE took top team from you this turn, you guys are old news.  Of course, we're 
all terribly impressed to see SYKLONE SEQUEL win a fight and gain 27 points, 
terribly.  Tsk, tsk, SYKLONE SEQUEL beat MARLIN REEVE and MARLIN REEVE lost 24 
points.  You're breakin' my heart.  And it's out with the old, in with the new, as 
ANGEL OF ARKHAM takes the Title and last week's bar tab from the old Duelmaster.  
Heh, heh.  I'm not in a very good mood today, but why am I telling you this?  You 
want to know what's new, don't you, KATI-TEI?   
     He who fights and runs away will live to fight another day, the coward.  What's 
the big D?  THE PLAGUE was the most avoided team?  Bunch of lily livered... 
grumble... mumble... curse...  And who led the way in this mass act of cowardice?  
Let's see, well, whatcha know?  It was DA DOG POWNDAZ.  Ha ha ha ha!  HARBINGER OF 
WOE was challenged more times this turn than the Duelmaster.  Now was the DM insulted 
or feared?  Heh, heh.  I guess I can give a little credit to TYEFOON TURMOIL of THE 
STORM FRONT for challenging up by 21 to HARBINGER OF WOE.  TYEFOON TURMOIL lost to 
get 77 points of recognition.   
     Some people like volunteer work in the hospitals.  I volunteer for KATI-TEI's 
morgue.  More variety.  We're all going to die in the end, so why worry if the fate 
catches up with you sooner that later?   
     There's got to be a better place in KATI-TEI to get a drink than The Warty Toad! 
Any suggestions?  Phlllt!  Just had to do that before I leave the fine city of 
KATI-TEI.  I feel much better now.  I see the crowds are getting restless, I must 
leave now-- Snide Clemens  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ANGEL OF ARKHAM 4423         12   2  1   102       THE PLAGUE (93)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HARBINGER OF WOE 4390        20  10  0   105       THE PLAGUE (93)
 FOUR PAWZ 2208               18  20  0    95       DA DOG POWNDAZ (111)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 THE WAIT 4382                20  14  0    90       THE PLAGUE (93)
-LUCKY DAWG 2751              13   7  0    78       DA DOG POWNDAZ (111)
 TYEFOON TURMOIL 2736         11  12  1    77       THE STORM FRONT (109)
 BALIN CHANE 4391             16  22  0    75       WANDERERS (329)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 EL NINO 4430                  7   4  0    64       THE STORM FRONT (109)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SYKLONE SEQUEL 4440           4   3  1    54       THE STORM FRONT (109)
 MOHNSOON MAYHEM 4444          3   2  0    43       THE STORM FRONT (109)
 GRIMM LURCHER 4432            8   5  0    42       WANDERERS (329)
-SKITZOID SNOOPY 2146          3   2  0    41       DA DOG POWNDAZ (111)
 LONDON FOGG 4431              8   6  0    36       THE STORM FRONT (109)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MARLIN REEVE 4443             6   1  0    31       WANDERERS (329)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 REQUIEM 4455                  3   0  1    31       SERPENT'S HOLD (402)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-THE MUFFIN 4426               2   2  1    23       THUGS (400)
 RED TENTACLE 4442             3   4  1    21       THE PLAGUE (93)
-ARMED BANDIT 4418             2   2  1    21       THUGS (400)
-UBBA-SATHLA 4438              3   4  0    19       THE PLAGUE (93)
 SUNBANE 4452                  3   0  1    18       SERPENT'S HOLD (402)
 OLD YELLER 4463               1   0  0     6       DA DOG POWNDAZ (111)
 KOHOUTEK 4458                 0   2  0     2       WANDERERS (329)
 GIVE A DOG A BONE 4462        0   1  0     1       DA DOG POWNDAZ (111)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
BLUR 4456               1  1 0 SERPENT'S HOLD 402   SYKLONE SEQUEL 4440   583   
BUB BYE 4461            0  1 0 SERPENT'S HOLD 402   HIGH ELF              584  NONE
SEE YAH 4460            0  1 0 SERPENT'S HOLD 402   ARENAMASTER JAIL      584  NONE
HALEY JUNE 4451         1  1 0 WANDERERS 329        SUNBANE 4452          582   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Ghost of Valarelle -- I AM SO SORRY!  That was not the way I had hoped to leave Kati-
Tei.  Jorja, you have our sincerest apologies and sympathies. -- Red Dawg

The Wait -- First it was the front left, then the rear right, then the front right,
then the rear left paw... and then it was all over.  Now where is my scooby snack?!
-- Four Pawz

     You probably have to Wait for it.

Red Dawg -- Bad dawg! -- Valarelle
P.S.  No, really, good fight.

Angel of Arkham -- Definitely not angelic, or, at least, a dark angel and not an
angel of light.  I can't say it comes as a surprise. -- Balin Chane

El Nino -- So long as you don't bring more snow, I can bear it.  But your mama
should've smacked you the first time you pitched a fit. -- Grimm Lurcher

Mohnsoon Mayhem -- You surprise me.  With a lucky id number like that, you should
have had an edge, regardless of the mis-match. -- Marlin Reeve

Sunbane -- Us comets are used to that. -- Kohoutek

Four Pawz -- The trouble with showing the young ones how it's done is: they copy the
moves and jump all over us. -- Balin Chane

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

BUB BYE was butchered by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
SEE YAH was butchered by ARENAMASTER JAILON in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena duel.
TYEFOON TURMOIL was handily defeated by HARBINGER OF WOE in a 1 minute match.
EL NINO was unbelievably bested by BALIN CHANE in a 4 minute Challenge brawl.
MOHNSOON MAYHEM overpowered RED TENTACLE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
FOUR PAWZ was bested by ANGEL OF ARKHAM in a 2 minute uneven Title brawl.
THE WAIT narrowly defeated KUNG-FU MASTER in a 2 minute bloody one-sided struggle.
MARLIN REEVE was handily defeated by SYKLONE SEQUEL in a 1 minute uneven fight.
LONDON FOGG lost to GRIMM LURCHER in a 3 minute duel.
REQUIEM viciously subdued CULT MEMBER in a 1 minute gory duel.
SUNBANE won victory over GIVE A DOG A BONE in a 1 minute novice's duel.
KOHOUTEK was defeated by OLD YELLER in a 3 minute beginner's match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                       4         SLASHING ATTACK   18 -   9 -  0      67  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      4         AIMED BLOW        24 -  16 -  1      60  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   3         LUNGING ATTACK     9 -   6 -  2      60  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         WALL OF STEEL      8 -   6 -  1      57  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         PARRY-STRIKE      12 -  12 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     2         BASHING ATTACK     7 -   8 -  0      47  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         PARRY-RIPOSTE      5 -   6 -  0      45  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         TOTAL PARRY       14 -  22 -  1      39  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-LUNGE        1 -   3 -  0      25  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         STRIKING ATTACK    1 -   4 -  1      20  |

Turn 584 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

LUNGING ATTACK     3 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         3  AIMED BLOW     
AIMED BLOW         3 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  2         2  SLASHING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  2         2  PARRY-STRIKE   
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  1     STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  1         2  TOTAL PARRY    
TOTAL PARRY        2 -  2     WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
                                                                1  BASHING ATTACK 

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       ANGEL OF ARKHAM 4423       12   2  1  102 THE PLAGUE (93)
SLASHING ATTACK  HARBINGER OF WOE 4390      20  10  0  105 THE PLAGUE (93)
TOTAL PARRY      THE WAIT 4382              20  14  0   90 THE PLAGUE (93)
BASHING ATTACK   GRIMM LURCHER 4432          8   5  0   42 WANDERERS (329)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is HARBINGER OF WOE 4390.  The most popular warrior 
this turn was EL NINO 4430.  The ten other most popular fighters were GRIMM LURCHER 
4432, BALIN CHANE 4391, MOHNSOON MAYHEM 4444, FOUR PAWZ 2208, ANGEL OF ARKHAM 4423, 
REQUIEM 4455, HARBINGER OF WOE 4390, THE WAIT 4382, SYKLONE SEQUEL 4440, and SUNBANE 
4452.

The least popular fighter this week was KOHOUTEK 4458.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were LONDON FOGG 4431, MARLIN REEVE 4443, RED TENTACLE 4442, SEE YAH 4460, 
BUB BYE 4461, GIVE A DOG A BONE 4462, TYEFOON TURMOIL 2736, OLD YELLER 4463, SUNBANE 
4452, and SYKLONE SEQUEL 4440.