DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 05/17/2011 Duedate: 05/30/2011
KATI-TEI ARENA
DM-41 TURN-614
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
FIREHYDRANT DEFILER
DA DOG POWNDAZ (111)
(41-4475) [12-10-1,119]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
FIREHYDRANT DEFILER POSITION IS EMPTY
DA DOG POWNDAZ (111)
(41-4475) [12-10-1,119]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
GRIMM LURCHER FIREHYDRANT DEFILER
WANDERERS (329) DA DOG POWNDAZ (111)
(41-4432) [22-21-0,87] (41-4475) [12-10-1,119]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
DA DOG POWNDAZ (111)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. DA DOG POWNDAZ (111) 52
2. THE PLAGUE (93) 21 THE PLAGUE (93)
3. WANDERERS (329) 7 Unchartered Team
4. THE STORM FRONT (109) 0
5. BIRDS (286) 0 (-1)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 2 THE PLAGUE (93) 396 350 24 53.1 1/ 2 DA DOG POWNDAZ (111) 10 4 0
2- 3 THE STORM FRONT (109) 273 251 21 52.1 2/ 4 THE PLAGUE (93) 7 2 0
3/ 4 DA DOG POWNDAZ (111) 338 312 21 52.0 3- 3 THE STORM FRONT (109) 5 4 0
4- 5 BIRDS (286) 108 106 8 50.5 4/ 1 WANDERERS (329) 5 10 0
5/ 6 WANDERERS (329) 731 785 16 48.2 5- 6 BIRDS (286) 0 1 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
TEAM SPOTLIGHT
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---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---
Duelmasters
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 335): ZITHER of Z GLADIATORS (Z-Man, mgr.)
DM 11 ARUAK CITY (turn 671): PURPLE PASSION of ANIMAL FARM (Mino, mgr.)
DM 14 TOBIR (turn 671): CLOWN of HIGH SCHOOL PROM (JE, mgr.)
DM 22 SOLVEN (turn 656): THOME of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
DM 24 ZORPUNT (turn 658): JELLO of WRESTLING (Sherlock, mgr.)
DM 25 LYRATILAN (turn 655): WAIT of ERRATA (JE, mgr.)
DM 26 CALEAM (turn 655): BAKED FRATSFA of SHEWISH BUFFET (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
DM 30 IAYE (turn 653): JACK HAMMER of ALL JACKED UP (Pat Sajack, mgr.)
DM 40 ZENSU (turn 616): RHOMBA of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
DM 41 KATI-TEI (613n 612): FIREHYDRANT DEFILER of DA DOG POWNDAZ (Marma Duke, mgr.)
DM 46 ARDIVENT (turn 604): KEELBACK of SERPENT'S HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 282): AREOPOLITE of BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
DM 63 AMEN-TEI (turn 499): FLATULENCE of OLDER BY FAR (?, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 236): GEROGE IGONO of THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 556): GLITCH of SERPENT'S HOLD (Khisant, mgr.)
Top Teams
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 335): SMITHSONIAN (Curator, mgr.)
DM 11 ARUAK CITY (turn 671): BULLDOGS (Kennelworth, mgr.)
DM 14 TOBIR (turn 671): F WORDS (Centauri, mgr.)
DM 22 SOLVEN (turn 656): SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
DM 24 ZORPUNT (turn 658): WRESTLING (Sherlock, mgr.)
DM 25 LYRATILAN (turn 655): THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 26 CALEAM (turn 655): GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 30 IAYE (turn 653): ANGRY BEES (Sherlock, mgr.)
DM 40 ZENSU (turn 616): OLDER BY FAR (Methusaleh, mgr.)
DM 41 KATI-TEI (turn 613): WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 46 ARDIVENT (turn 604): SERPENT'S HOLD (KhisantH, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 282): WAH CHING (Pec Killer, mgr.)
DM 63 AMEN-TEI (turn 499): WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 236): THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 556): SUPERIOR FORCES et al (Manager, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 14 TOBIR (turn 671): CLOWN of HIGH SCHOOL PROM (JE, mgr.)
(turn 670): FOIN of F WORDS (Centauri, mgr.)
DM 25 LYRATILAN (turn 654): KOLTER NEETHE of THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 26 CALEAM (turn 655): PASCELLA of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 30 IAYE (turn 650): MOPT of RANDOM (?, mgr.)
DM 41 KATI-TEI (turn 612): THE WAIT of THE PLAGUE (Reaper, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 281): DESPAIR of DRAGON GUARD II (Khisanth, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 235): PANAMA OATS of THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
Notes from the arena champ.
It is an honor to be wearing these purple robes yet again!! If my calculations
are correct, this may be the final time I write you a DM column before I get the call
to the isle!
With only my kin Old Yeller within striking distance to the throne, I'm unsure
who I'll be fighting next turn... Noble Assassin gave a valiant effort, but more
often than not he doesn't live up to his billing. Who dares to step-up into arena
across the sands from the likes of myself?
My opponents and Fire Hydrants share the same fate!!! Oh... and where is the
creaper hiding.... I thought I spotted his likes in the shadows, but he's rarely
found in these parts anymore. He must be tired of getting defiled on a regular!!!
Oh my dog... let me stop now!!! <evil grin>
Until next time....
Same doggy time...
Same doggy place...
Same doggy channel...
Your Duelmaster,
Firehydrant Defiler
SPY REPORT
If you were disturbed from your beauty rest only to have to watch a bunch of
KATI-TEI brutes like you, you'd be grouchy, too. Later days, WANDERERS, since DA DOG
POWNDAZ took top team from you this turn, you guys are old news. Gee, I'm impressed,
a 5-0-0 is nice, but don't get cocky, DA DOG POWNDAZ, the Fates teach humility, and
the Fates are proud. Of course, we're all terribly impressed to see ENGLISH BULLDOG
win a fight and gain 20 points, terribly. Tsk, tsk, WAY OF THE WICKED beat STELLA
MARIE and STELLA MARIE lost 3 points. You're breakin' my heart. And if variety is
the spice of life, KATI-TEI may be getting bland, as FIREHYDRANT DEFILER stays top
dog in the city. The Swinging Aardvark, humph! I've tasted better ale at
mortuaries. Where do they get this stuff? From KATI-TEI's trash dumps?
He who fights and runs away will live to fight another day, the coward.
KATI-TEI, I am losing what little hope I had in you. WANDERERS the most avoided
team? What insult will suffice, I cannot say. And who led the way in this mass act
of cowardice? Let's see, well, whatcha know? It was THE PLAGUE. Ha ha ha ha! Ooh,
I'm frightfully impressed, GRIMM LURCHER was this turn's most challenged warrior.
Watch that ego swell, sports fans.
Ah, now we come to my favorite part, where we see all the guys who are dead and
gone, and get to see if their team cared. We're all going to die in the end, so why
worry if the fate catches up with you sooner that later?
I was about to buy a new quill pen the other day, but some fighter took it for
an epee. Forgive me for writing with a dagger. Well, I've had enough of this
drivel, and I'm sure you have too. Off like a dirty shirt of padded leather. I see
the crowds are getting restless, I must leave now-- Snide Clemens
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
FIREHYDRANT DEFILER 4475 12 10 1 119 DA DOG POWNDAZ (111)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
OLD YELLER 4463 15 15 0 99 DA DOG POWNDAZ (111)
ENGLISH BULLDOG 4494 10 4 0 91 DA DOG POWNDAZ (111)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
GRIMM LURCHER 4432 22 21 0 87 WANDERERS (329)
-WROLLING THUNDER 4468 9 9 1 86 THE STORM FRONT (109)
-TORE NAYDO 4481 11 7 2 83 THE STORM FRONT (109)
UBBA-SATHLA 4438 13 12 0 68 THE PLAGUE (93)
-DODO 4321 8 6 0 67 BIRDS (286)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
THE HAND OF DOG 4493 10 5 1 66 DA DOG POWNDAZ (111)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
RED TENTACLE 4442 14 12 1 55 THE PLAGUE (93)
SAMARA 4465 13 16 0 55 WANDERERS (329)
N'KAI 4477 7 7 0 47 THE PLAGUE (93)
WAY OF THE WICKED 4495 4 4 0 34 THE PLAGUE (93)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-VULTURE 4259 4 0 0 33 BIRDS (286)
-WHYTE SQUALL 4508 4 2 1 27 THE STORM FRONT (109)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-DUST DEVIL 4511 3 3 0 22 THE STORM FRONT (109)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
STELLA MARIE 4512 4 3 0 20 WANDERERS (329)
DANCING SHADOW 4520 2 0 0 20 WANDERERS (329)
DASTARDLY DOG 4519 1 1 0 18 DA DOG POWNDAZ (111)
-ALBATROSS 4364 1 1 0 16 BIRDS (286)
STRAY CAT 4510 3 6 0 15 WANDERERS (329)
-DA6 4518 0 1 0 1 BIRDS (286)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
PERSONAL ADS
Noble Assassin -- Valiant attempt, my swashbuckling friend. -- Firehydrant Defiler
Jorja -- You should have seen my jaw bounce off the floor when I read Devil Dog's
fight... getting killed at 7-0 in the tourney wasn't fun! Thanks for the ondolences!
-- Marma Duke
Wrolling Thunder -- I'll be back... my kind doesn't give up! -- English Bulldog
Tore Naydo -- I'm worried to ask where that furious wind came from. -- The Hand of
Dog
Dancing Shadow -- I saw you! It was light out! How the heck?!! <mumble grumble> --
Dastardly Dog
Grimm Lurcher -- It feels like we fight every other turn... no? -- Old Yeller
Ubba -- And if I WERE to show up with a pile of skills for you, what would *I* get?
-- Samara
P.S. "A loss" is not the right answer.
Old Yeller -- They say everyone has an "off" day. I hope this was mine for the
season. I don't need others. That yelling! My head aches. -- Grimm Lurcher
Dust Devil -- I have this nifty anti-static thingee, and it really seems to work. I
got it to make my hair behave, but it clearly has many other uses! -- Samara
Whyte Squall -- I knew it! You're in league with that stuck-up, raucous white
Persian, aren't you? I hate that cat. -- Stray Cat, a fine orange stripe
The Fratsfa Noble tried to make out that he was "better" than me. Ha. I showed
*him*! -- Stella Marie
Dastardly Dog -- That was embarrassing. But the good news is, nowhere to go but up,
right? -- Dancing Shadow
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
ENGLISH BULLDOG devastated GRIMM LURCHER in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
FIREHYDRANT DEFILER vanquished VIRGINAL CONCUBINE in a 2 minute uneven Title battle.
OLD YELLER overpowered NOBLE ASSASSIN in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
THE HAND OF DOG viciously subdued RED TENTACLE in a 2 minute gory fight.
UBBA-SATHLA subdued SAMARA in a 2 minute master's competition.
N'KAI won victory over THE HONEST MERCHANT in a 2 minute fight.
WAY OF THE WICKED bested STELLA MARIE in a 3 minute bloody match.
STRAY CAT was handily defeated by DASTARDLY DOG in a 1 minute uneven fight.
DANCING SHADOW vanquished POLITE BEGGAR in a 1 minute uneven duel.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 3 AIMED BLOW 23 - 10 - 1 70 |
|AIMED BLOW 3 LUNGING ATTACK 26 - 18 - 1 59 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 2 SLASHING ATTACK 10 - 8 - 1 56 |
|WALL OF STEEL 2 PARRY-LUNGE 6 - 5 - 0 55 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 1 - 0 50 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 STRIKING ATTACK 10 - 11 - 0 48 |
|BASHING ATTACK 1 TOTAL PARRY 7 - 8 - 0 47 |
|TOTAL PARRY 1 WALL OF STEEL 7 - 8 - 0 47 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 BASHING ATTACK 3 - 7 - 0 30 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 614 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 5 LUNGING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 3 - 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 2 WALL OF STEEL
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 STRIKING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW 2 - 1 TOTAL PARRY 0 - 1 1 BASHING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 1 1 AIMED BLOW
WALL OF STEEL 1 - 1 1 TOTAL PARRY
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK FIREHYDRANT DEFILER 4475 12 10 1 119 DA DOG POWNDAZ (111)
STRIKING ATTACK ENGLISH BULLDOG 4494 10 4 0 91 DA DOG POWNDAZ (111)
BASHING ATTACK GRIMM LURCHER 4432 22 21 0 87 WANDERERS (329)
WALL OF STEEL UBBA-SATHLA 4438 13 12 0 68 THE PLAGUE (93)
AIMED BLOW THE HAND OF DOG 4493 10 5 1 66 DA DOG POWNDAZ (111)
TOTAL PARRY RED TENTACLE 4442 14 12 1 55 THE PLAGUE (93)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is GRIMM LURCHER 4432. The most popular warrior this
turn was FIREHYDRANT DEFILER 4475. The ten other most popular fighters were STELLA
MARIE 4512, THE HAND OF DOG 4493, UBBA-SATHLA 4438, N'KAI 4477, ENGLISH BULLDOG 4494,
WAY OF THE WICKED 4495, OLD YELLER 4463, SAMARA 4465, DASTARDLY DOG 4519, and DANCING
SHADOW 4520.
The least popular fighter this week was STRAY CAT 4510. The other ten least popular
fighters were RED TENTACLE 4442, GRIMM LURCHER 4432, DANCING SHADOW 4520, DASTARDLY
DOG 4519, SAMARA 4465, OLD YELLER 4463, WAY OF THE WICKED 4495, ENGLISH BULLDOG 4494,
N'KAI 4477, and UBBA-SATHLA 4438.