DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 05/31/2011    Duedate: 06/13/2011

KATI-TEI ARENA

DM-41    TURN-615

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

WROLLING THUNDER
THE STORM FRONT (109)
(41-4468) [10-9-1,94]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

WROLLING THUNDER               POSITION IS EMPTY
THE STORM FRONT (109)          
(41-4468) [10-9-1,94]          

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

GRIMM LURCHER                  SAMARA
WANDERERS (329)                WANDERERS (329)
(41-4432) [22-22-0,88]         (41-4465) [14-16-0,64]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

THE PLAGUE (93)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. THE PLAGUE (93)             38
2. THE STORM FRONT (109)       14      THE PLAGUE (93)
3. WANDERERS (329)             14      Unchartered Team
4. DA DOG POWNDAZ (111)         0
                                       VORPAL BLAZE (218)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 THE PLAGUE (93)          399 352 24 53.1   1- 1 DA DOG POWNDAZ (111)      7  3 0
 2/ 2 THE STORM FRONT (109)    276 253 21 52.2   2/ 2 THE PLAGUE (93)           6  3 0
 3- 3 DA DOG POWNDAZ (111)     338 312 21 52.0   3/ 3 THE STORM FRONT (109)     6  4 0
 4/ 5 WANDERERS (329)          733 788 16 48.2   4/ 4 WANDERERS (329)           6  9 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 335): ZITHER of Z GLADIATORS (Z-Man, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 672): CANILIV KAT of FURRY FURY (Grimm, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 672): TWO BUCK CHUCK of NO-HALF STEPPING (?, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 657): THOME of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 659): JELLO of WRESTLING (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 656): WAIT of ERRATA (JE, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 656): SPUD LOOMIS of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 654): QUEEN of ANGRY BEES (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 617): RHOMBA of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (613n 614): FIREHYDRANT DEFILER of DA DOG POWNDAZ (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 605): CORAL of SERPENT'S HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 283): ONYX of DRAGONS GUARD II (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 500): SLITHER of SERPENTS HOLD III (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 236): GEROGE IGONO of THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 557): GLITCH of SERPENT'S HOLD (Khisant, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 335): SMITHSONIAN (Curator, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 672): COLORIFIC (Purple People Eater, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 672): THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 657): SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 659): WRESTLING (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 656): ERRATA (JE, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 656): GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 654): ANGRY BEES (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 617): BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 614): DA DOG POWNDAZ (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 605): BLUVALLEY WARRIORS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 283): WAH CHING (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 500): WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 236): THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 557): SUPERIOR FORCES et al (Manager, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 627): PURPLE PIG of ANIMAL FARM (Mino, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 671): CLOWN of HIGH SCHOOL PROM (JE, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 656): HEN OF DEATH of HENPCS (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 655): PASCELLA of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 654): QUEEN of ANGRY BEES (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 235): PANAMA OATS of THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

     Well, obviously my calculations were incorrect, as I STILL haven't gotten the
call to ADM, however I'm assuming this will be happenning sooner rather than later.
     Virginal Concubine was a fine opponent, however the name change is now official
and they are to be referred to as simply Concubine going forward!
     I see nobody in range I can challenge, as Old Yeller and English Bulldog are
dawgin' the Challenger Champion spots at the moment... so no challenges or avoids for
me this turn.

Until next time....
     Same doggy time...
          Same doggy place...
               Same doggy channel...

Your Duelmaster (again),
Firehydrant Defiler

                                      SPY REPORT

     Like the magnificent Sun, rising upon the Dawn and exiling the Night for a Day, 
I, Novgorodny Vir, return once again!  The boys at DA DOG POWNDAZ left the arena 
dejected, after being kicked out of the top spot by THE PLAGUE.  Good show!  THE 
PLAGUE had cause to celebrate, after UBBA-SATHLA got 15 points by beating TORE NAYDO. 
TORE NAYDO certainly had a baffled expression on his face, after losing to 
UBBA-SATHLA and losing 12 points in the process!  Can you believe it?  FIREHYDRANT 
DEFILER apparently has better things to do as KATI-TEI's Duelmaster than show up and 
fight!  What can be a greater victory?  WROLLING THUNDER has taken his place as the 
top, as KATI-TEI's new Duelmaster.  So who's the team that's been walking into 
taverns last week and ordering milk?  Sounds like a PR stunt to me.   
     So much to report, so little time!  Like a horde of jackals fleeing from the 
lion, so did the "warriors" in KATI-TEI avoid WANDERERS.  Like a pup with its tail 
between its legs, THE PLAGUE scurried away from WANDERERS.  Oh, the shame!  Is it 
charming personality?  Conversational abilities?  Good oral hygiene?  Whatever it is, 
SAMARA is the most challenged warrior.   
     The moving sword slashes, and having slashed, moves on...  Ask not for whom the 
sword slashes; it slashes for thee.   
     All good things must come to an end.  My fingers tire and I fear my incessant 
prattling may cause unfair judgement upon my impeccable character.  Like a mixed 
metaphor, and an overtaxed simile, I now bid KATI-TEI farewell-- Novgorodny Vir  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 WROLLING THUNDER 4468        10   9  1    94       THE STORM FRONT (109)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-FIREHYDRANT DEFILER 4475     12  10  1   119       DA DOG POWNDAZ (111)
-OLD YELLER 4463              15  15  0    99       DA DOG POWNDAZ (111)
-ENGLISH BULLDOG 4494         10   4  0    91       DA DOG POWNDAZ (111)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GRIMM LURCHER 4432           22  22  0    88       WANDERERS (329)
 UBBA-SATHLA 4438             14  12  0    83       THE PLAGUE (93)
 TORE NAYDO 4481              11   8  2    71       THE STORM FRONT (109)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-THE HAND OF DOG 4493         10   5  1    66       DA DOG POWNDAZ (111)
 SAMARA 4465                  14  16  0    64       WANDERERS (329)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 RED TENTACLE 4442            14  13  1    56       THE PLAGUE (93)
 N'KAI 4477                    8   7  0    56       THE PLAGUE (93)
 WAY OF THE WICKED 4495        5   4  0    46       THE PLAGUE (93)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 WHYTE SQUALL 4508             5   2  1    31       THE STORM FRONT (109)
 DUST DEVIL 4511               4   3  0    26       THE STORM FRONT (109)
 DANCING SHADOW 4520           3   0  0    25       WANDERERS (329)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 STELLA MARIE 4512             4   4  0    18       WANDERERS (329)
-DASTARDLY DOG 4519            1   1  0    18       DA DOG POWNDAZ (111)
 STRAY CAT 4510                3   7  0    16       WANDERERS (329)
 LEFT 4 DEAD 4526              0   1  0     1       THE PLAGUE (93)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
PELLET DROPS 4527       0  1 0 THE STORM FRONT 109  SHEWISH GIANT         615  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Hand of Dog -- Apparently The Wait\'s mocking got Marma to give you a kick in the
A@#. -- Red Tentacle
P.S.  Don't go loosing to any more TPs.

Samara -- Please go away.  You are not teaching me much and I am eventually going to
kill you by accident. -- Ubba

Honest Merchant -- Those short spears are slippery aren't they? -- N'Kai

Stella -- What a match!!! -- Way of the Wicked
P.S.  Reaper cannot stop reading that fight.

Samara -- No, the correct answer would be "a bunch of losses." -- Ubba

Virginal Concubine -- You got defiled! -- Firehydrant Defiler

Noble Assassin -- Nice dancing with you! -- Old Yeller

Red Tentacle -- That was payback for that debacle with The Wait! -- The Hand of Dog

Stray Cat -- Dog beat cat.  Kitty go boom. -- Dastardly Dog

Grimm Lurcher -- I have to say I'm surprised I was able to pull that one out! --
English Bulldog

Stormy -- A few more wins and the dawgs will be passing you in career win percentage!
Then Reaper will be next!  <huge grin> -- Marma

English Bulldog -- Obviously, this was not my day.  Oh, well. -- Grimm Lurcher,
philosophically inclined today

Ubba-Sathla -- Have you considered that you might be Karragit?  They're weird and
amphibious, just like you. -- Samara

Way of the Wicked -- Sounds like fun, actually. -- Stella Marie the slightly wistful

Dastardly Dog -- You wouldn't have gotten away with that if there'd been a tree
handy!  Or if the arenamaster had let me climb HIM. -- Stray Cat, spitting and
furious

Silly Beggar. -- Dancing Shadow

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

PELLET DROPS was dealt death by SHEWISH GIANT in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
WROLLING THUNDER won victory over GRIMM LURCHER in a 2 minute Challenge Title battle.
RED TENTACLE was savagely defeated by SAMARA in a 3 minute master's Challenge duel.
TORE NAYDO was defeated by UBBA-SATHLA in a 2 minute match.
N'KAI devastated THE HONEST MERCHANT in a 1 minute uneven brawl.
WAY OF THE WICKED overpowered HAPPY PEASANT in a 2 minute one-sided struggle.
WHYTE SQUALL bested STELLA MARIE in a 1 minute competition.
STRAY CAT was defeated by DUST DEVIL in a 2 minute melee.
DANCING SHADOW vanquished LEFT 4 DEAD in a 1 minute uneven duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   3         AIMED BLOW        20 -  10 -  0      67  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         LUNGING ATTACK    27 -  17 -  0      61  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         SLASHING ATTACK   11 -   7 -  1      61  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         PARRY-LUNGE        7 -   5 -  0      58  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         PARRY-STRIKE       1 -   1 -  0      50  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         WALL OF STEEL      7 -   8 -  0      47  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         TOTAL PARRY        6 -   7 -  0      46  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         STRIKING ATTACK    9 -  11 -  0      45  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         BASHING ATTACK     3 -   8 -  0      27  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   1 -  0       0  |

Turn 615 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        2 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         4  LUNGING ATTACK 
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         2  WALL OF STEEL  
WALL OF STEEL      2 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  1         2  AIMED BLOW     
LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  1     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  2         1  STRIKING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW         1 -  1     TOTAL PARRY        0 -  1         1  BASHING ATTACK 
                                                                1  TOTAL PARRY    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   WROLLING THUNDER 4468      10   9  1   94 THE STORM FRONT (109)
WALL OF STEEL    UBBA-SATHLA 4438           14  12  0   83 THE PLAGUE (93)
TOTAL PARRY      RED TENTACLE 4442          14  13  1   56 THE PLAGUE (93)
AIMED BLOW       N'KAI 4477                  8   7  0   56 THE PLAGUE (93)
PARRY-LUNGE      WAY OF THE WICKED 4495      5   4  0   46 THE PLAGUE (93)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is GRIMM LURCHER 4432.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was SAMARA 4465.  The ten other most popular fighters were PELLET DROPS 4527, 
WROLLING THUNDER 4468, GRIMM LURCHER 4432, WAY OF THE WICKED 4495, DUST DEVIL 4511, 
TORE NAYDO 4481, UBBA-SATHLA 4438, N'KAI 4477, WHYTE SQUALL 4508, and STRAY CAT 4510.

The least popular fighter this week was LEFT 4 DEAD 4526.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were STELLA MARIE 4512, RED TENTACLE 4442, DANCING SHADOW 4520, 
STRAY CAT 4510, WHYTE SQUALL 4508, N'KAI 4477, UBBA-SATHLA 4438, TORE NAYDO 4481, 
DUST DEVIL 4511, and WAY OF THE WICKED 4495.