DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 06/14/2011    Duedate: 06/27/2011

KATI-TEI ARENA

DM-41    TURN-616

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

FIREHYDRANT DEFILER
DA DOG POWNDAZ (111)
(41-4475) [13-10-1,126]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

FIREHYDRANT DEFILER            SKELLIE
DA DOG POWNDAZ (111)           ZOMBIE SQUAD (404)
(41-4475) [13-10-1,126]        (41-4500) [3-2-0,33]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

GRIMM LURCHER                  FIREHYDRANT DEFILER
WANDERERS (329)                DA DOG POWNDAZ (111)
(41-4432) [22-23-0,89]         (41-4475) [13-10-1,126]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

DA DOG POWNDAZ (111)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. WANDERERS (329)             28
2. ZOMBIE SQUAD (404)          25      DA DOG POWNDAZ (111)
3. DA DOG POWNDAZ (111)        23      Unchartered Team
4. THE PLAGUE (93)              0
5. THE STORM FRONT (109)       -9      ZOMBIE SQUAD (404)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 0*ZOMBIE SQUAD (404)         6   3  0 66.7   1/ 1 DA DOG POWNDAZ (111)      9  1 0
 2- 1 THE PLAGUE (93)          399 352 24 53.1   2- 2 THE PLAGUE (93)           6  3 0
 3/ 3 DA DOG POWNDAZ (111)     342 313 21 52.2   3/ 4 WANDERERS (329)           6  9 0
 4/ 2 THE STORM FRONT (109)    276 257 21 51.8   4/ 3 THE STORM FRONT (109)     3  6 0
 5/ 4 WANDERERS (329)          736 790 16 48.2   5/ 0*ZOMBIE SQUAD (404)        1  0 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 336): ZITHER of Z GLADIATORS (Z-Man, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 673): GOLDEN TONGUE of COLORIFIC (Purple People Eater, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 673): HOCK of THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 658): THOME of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 660): JELLO of WRESTLING (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 657): WAIT of ERRATA (JE, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 657): SPUD LOOMIS of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 655): NOTABUTTERFLY of ANGRY BEES (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 618): RHOMBA of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 615): WROLLING THUNDER of THE STORM FRONT (Storm Lord, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 606): YVONNE of FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 283): ONYX of DRAGONS GUARD II (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 501): FLATULENCE of TOO OLD (Methusaleh?, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 237): GEROGE IGONO of THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 558): GLITCH of SERPENT'S HOLD (Khisant, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 336): SMITHSONIAN (Curator, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 673): COLORIFIC (Purple People Eater, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 673): THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 658): SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 660): WRESTLING (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 657): ERRATA (JE, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 657): GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 655): ANGRY BEES (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 618): BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 615): THE PLAGUE (Reaper, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 606): BLUVALLEY WARRIORS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 283): WAH CHING (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 501): WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 237): THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 558): SERPENTINE INC. (Floyd, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 336): ZITHER of Z GLADIATORS (Z-Man, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 673): GOLDEN TONGUE of COLORIFIC (Purple People Eater, mgr.)
                               IRVIN FLETE of KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
                   (turn 672): PURPLE PIG of ANIMAL FARM (Mino, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 658): THOME of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 654): QUEEN of ANGRY BEES (Sherlock, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     I was going on vacation, see?  Surf, sun...  But what do those bums say?  "Hit 
the road, Debby Tonte.  KATI-TEI needs a spyreport."  Oh, well.  MVP award for 
SKELLIE?  ZOMBIE SQUAD's proud of it after beating WHYTE SQUALL and getting 25 
points.  Talk about yer major upsets!  DANCING SHADOW's match with DASTARDLY DOG cost 
him a loss of 14 points!  Like, FIREHYDRANT DEFILER must be pretty gutsy!  He 
challenged the Duelmaster from THE STORM FRONT.  Does this guy have a death wish or 
what!  And I was just getting used to the ex-Duelmaster's habit of...(!)  Oh well, 
welcome FIREHYDRANT DEFILER.  Aren't DA DOG POWNDAZ proud.  (Oh, my.) Is the 
Duelmaster really being a real snob to his teammates?  Don't ask me!   
     So just why would someone becomes a warrior anyway?  It can't be for these 
really neat Spyreports can it?  The warriors of THE STORM FRONT must be getting 
lonely.  They were the most avoided team.  Do you guys know something that I don't?  
I don't know what DA DOG POWNDAZ's been doing.  They certainly haven't been accepting 
many fights from THE STORM FRONT, that's fer sher.  Like, is GRIMM LURCHER popular, 
or what?  He was challenged the most in all of KATI-TEI!  He's got a 22-23-0, is that 
good?  DUST DEVIL must not be a good enough fighter to get in fair fights.  He 
challenged STELLA MARIE.  8 is a big difference.  (Well, that's what they tell me.) I 
thought DUST DEVIL showed great skill and promise when he was subdued by STELLA 
MARIE.  All right, so I slept through it!  Big deal!   
     Man, all these warriors dying and killing each other!  Don't you guys ever give 
it a break?  Fight, fight, fight.  Is that all you guys can do?   
     I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid.  Who would've guessed I'd be 
a famous Spyreporter?  I know how much you like reading this stuff, but I really 
should stop.  Remember you guys, ease up sometimes!  Chill out!  Later, Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FIREHYDRANT DEFILER 4475     13  10  1   126       DA DOG POWNDAZ (111)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 OLD YELLER 4463              16  15  0   101       DA DOG POWNDAZ (111)
 ENGLISH BULLDOG 4494         11   4  0   101       DA DOG POWNDAZ (111)
 WROLLING THUNDER 4468        10  10  1    92       THE STORM FRONT (109)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GRIMM LURCHER 4432           22  23  0    89       WANDERERS (329)
-UBBA-SATHLA 4438             14  12  0    83       THE PLAGUE (93)
 SAMARA 4465                  15  16  0    78       WANDERERS (329)
 TORE NAYDO 4481              11   9  2    74       THE STORM FRONT (109)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-RED TENTACLE 4442            14  13  1    56       THE PLAGUE (93)
-N'KAI 4477                    8   7  0    56       THE PLAGUE (93)
 THE HAND OF DOG 4493         10   6  1    55       DA DOG POWNDAZ (111)
-WAY OF THE WICKED 4495        5   4  0    46       THE PLAGUE (93)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 STELLA MARIE 4512             5   4  0    33       WANDERERS (329)
 SKELLIE 4500                  3   2  0    33       ZOMBIE SQUAD (404)
 DASTARDLY DOG 4519            2   1  0    33       DA DOG POWNDAZ (111)
 WHYTE SQUALL 4508             5   3  1    31       THE STORM FRONT (109)
 STRAY CAT 4510                4   7  0    28       WANDERERS (329)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-WALKER 4501                   3   1  0    23       ZOMBIE SQUAD (404)
 DUST DEVIL 4511               4   4  0    16       THE STORM FRONT (109)
 DANCING SHADOW 4520           3   1  0    11       WANDERERS (329)
-LEFT 4 DEAD 4526              0   1  0     1       THE PLAGUE (93)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Sorry no personals this time.  Too angry. -- Jorja and company

This personal contains no information.  You need not read it.  It exists only to
convince hal that the critical parts of the newsletter are present and ready to
print.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

ENGLISH BULLDOG devastated GRIMM LURCHER in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
FIREHYDRANT DEFILER viciously subdued WROLLING THUNDER in a 3 minute Challenge battle.
DUST DEVIL was vanquished by STELLA MARIE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
DASTARDLY DOG overpowered DANCING SHADOW in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
OLD YELLER bested TORE NAYDO in a 2 minute brawl.
THE HAND OF DOG was vanquished by SAMARA in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
WHYTE SQUALL was overpowered by SKELLIE in a 1 minute gory mismatched brawl.
STRAY CAT handily defeated TRUSTWORTHY SCRIBE in a 1 minute uneven melee.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   5         AIMED BLOW        18 -  10 -  0      64  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  3         LUNGING ATTACK    28 -  17 -  0      62  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         PARRY-LUNGE        7 -   5 -  0      58  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         WALL OF STEEL      8 -   6 -  0      57  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         SLASHING ATTACK   10 -   8 -  1      56  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         STRIKING ATTACK   11 -  10 -  0      52  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         PARRY-STRIKE       1 -   1 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         TOTAL PARRY        4 -   5 -  0      44  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         BASHING ATTACK     3 -   8 -  0      27  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   1 -  0       0  |

Turn 616 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

STRIKING ATTACK    3 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  3         4  LUNGING ATTACK 
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  1         2  WALL OF STEEL  
AIMED BLOW         1 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  AIMED BLOW     
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         1  STRIKING ATTACK
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  1         1  BASHING ATTACK 
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  0         1  TOTAL PARRY    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   FIREHYDRANT DEFILER 4475   13  10  1  126 DA DOG POWNDAZ (111)
STRIKING ATTACK  ENGLISH BULLDOG 4494       11   4  0  101 DA DOG POWNDAZ (111)
AIMED BLOW       THE HAND OF DOG 4493       10   6  1   55 DA DOG POWNDAZ (111)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is GRIMM LURCHER 4432.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was FIREHYDRANT DEFILER 4475.  The ten other most popular fighters were TORE 
NAYDO 4481, ENGLISH BULLDOG 4494, OLD YELLER 4463, SKELLIE 4500, WROLLING THUNDER 
4468, STELLA MARIE 4512, SAMARA 4465, STRAY CAT 4510, DASTARDLY DOG 4519, and GRIMM 
LURCHER 4432.

The least popular fighter this week was WHYTE SQUALL 4508.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were THE HAND OF DOG 4493, DANCING SHADOW 4520, DUST DEVIL 4511, 
GRIMM LURCHER 4432, DASTARDLY DOG 4519, STRAY CAT 4510, SAMARA 4465, STELLA MARIE 
4512, WROLLING THUNDER 4468, and SKELLIE 4500.