DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 09/06/2011    Duedate: 09/19/2011

KATI-TEI ARENA

DM-41    TURN-622

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

SKELLIE
ZOMBIE SQUAD (404)
(41-4500) [9-2-0,105]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

SKELLIE                        JACK DANIELS
ZOMBIE SQUAD (404)             I C DRUNK PEOPLE (352)
(41-4500) [9-2-0,105]          (41-3947) [2-1-0,33]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

SAMARA                         WAY OF THE WICKED
WANDERERS (329)                THE PLAGUE (93)
(41-4465) [20-17-0,97]         (41-4495) [7-5-0,55]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

THE STORM FRONT (109)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. WANDERERS (329)             29
2. I C DRUNK PEOPLE (352)      25      ZOMBIE SQUAD (404)
3. WRECKING CREW (391)         24      Unchartered Team
4. THE PLAGUE (93)              9
5. ZOMBIE SQUAD (404)           2      I C DRUNK PEOPLE (352)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 ZOMBIE SQUAD (404)        12   3  0 80.0   1/ 3 THE STORM FRONT (109)     9  5 2
 2/ 2 WRECKING CREW (391)       18  12  0 60.0   2/ 1 WANDERERS (329)           7  7 0
 3/ 3 THE PLAGUE (93)          403 362 24 52.7   3/ 2 DA DOG POWNDAZ (111)      6  9 2
 4/ 4 DA DOG POWNDAZ (111)     359 326 24 52.4   4/ 4 ZOMBIE SQUAD (404)        3  0 0
 5/ 5 THE STORM FRONT (109)    290 267 23 52.1   5/ 6*I C DRUNK PEOPLE (352)    3  7 0
 6/ 6 WANDERERS (329)          750 805 16 48.2   6/ 5 THE PLAGUE (93)           2  3 0
 7/ 7*I C DRUNK PEOPLE (352)     4  11  0 26.7   7/ 7 WRECKING CREW (391)       1  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 339): CONFIDENCE of CONSANGUINEOUS (Manniquin, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 679): ALMIGHTY BOB of THE HITCHHIKERS (Deep Thought, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 679): FANTASSIN of F WORDS (Centauri, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 664): BALISONG of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 666): POOP SLINGER of LOOK OUT!! (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 663): ROBIN STORZ of FUNKY FOLK (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 663): BATTLIN' RATTLER of SATAN'S SERPENTS (The Dark One, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 661): LITTLE ROSIE of RED DOG GANG (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 624): CORMEK DEANE of BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 621): OLD YELLER of DA DOG POWNDAZ (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 612): MILDRED LEONA of FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 286): ZOUM LA BOUSE of BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 507): FLATULENCE of TOO OLD (The Old Man, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 240): SUGAR HILL GANG of RAP ATTACKS (Marma Duke, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 564): CONNOR MACLEOD of SCARLET KNIGHTS II (Armalias, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 339): SMITHSONIAN (Curator, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 679): BULLDOGS (Kennelworth, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 679): ZOMBIE SQUAD (Khisant, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 664): MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 666): KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 663): THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 663): GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 661): RED DOG GANG (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 624): CAPTAIN PLANET (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 621): WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 611): FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 286): WAH CHING (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 508): WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 240): THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 564): SUPERIOR FORCES (Manager, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 678): DOGMEAT of BULLDOGS (Kennelworth, mgr.)
                               HARLINE FLETE of KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 663): GORLON INTHUR of MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
                           DIJANNA KALM of MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 665): OLIVE OIL of WRESTLING (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 661): GAMBIT of ZOMBIE SQUAD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 660): NOTA BUTTERFLY of ANGRY BEES (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 624): CORMEK DEANE of BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 621): OLD YELLER of DA DOG POWNDAZ (Marma Duke, mgr.)
                 (turn 620): GRIMM LURCHER of WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 610): ANCHORMAN of ERRATA (JE, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     The sages err'd not in their foretelling of a god descending upon KATI-TEI, for 
I, Novgorodny Vir, have returned!  The boys at WANDERERS left the arena dejected, 
after being kicked out of the top spot by THE STORM FRONT.  Good show!  Practice pays 
for HAMMERJACK, who pummelled THE HAND OF DOG, to pocket 24 points.  Win some, lose 
some.  Speaking of which, SAMARA was winsome, after beating TORE NAYDO and seeing him 
lose 12 points.  Duelmaster OLD YELLER from DA DOG POWNDAZ is going for the gold, as 
he Dark Arena Challenged DARK ARENA's BLACK ORC.  Ooh, the excitement!  BLACK ORC 
found out that KATI-TEI isn't a democracy.  You've gotta be the best to be Duelmaster 
here!  So who was the warrior seen charging into immovable walls and challenging dead 
trees?  Someone's got a basic problem...   
     And how sociable are KATI-TEI's warriors?  Come, let us see.  Perhaps the 
warriors of DA DOG POWNDAZ should take up some hobbies, as they are the most avoided 
team...  As a woman of good breeding scorns the "warriors" of THE PLAGUE, so did that 
sorry team shy from DA DOG POWNDAZ Everyone is famous for fifteen minutes, and 
ENGLISH BULLDOG is it right now.  Most challenged warrior.  Isn't DA DOG POWNDAZ 
proud!  Take heed KATI-TEI, of the unprincipled action of DUST DEVIL.  By challenging 
DASTARDLY DOG, 21 points below him, DUST DEVIL besmirches the noble art of dueling.  
Warriors of KATI-TEI!  Do you wish your reputations tainted by the base challenge of 
DUST DEVIL?   
     Ah, the duel!  The roar of the oppenent, the smell of the crowd!  Those who owe 
OLD YELLER of DA DOG POWNDAZ money and had written him off, take note:  he'S BACK 
FROM THE DARK ARENA!!!  AND he'S MAD!!!  Q:  What's a record like 14-15-1 get you?  
A:  A free trip to the Dark Arena!  This week's winner:  RED TENTACLE of THE PLAGUE!  
Never one to advocate diplomacy and restraint, I was pleased to see DA DOG POWNDAZ 
retaliate against THE STORM FRONT in bloodfeud!  Questions are being raised about the 
disposing of severed body parts in the arena.  A certain tavern in KATI-TEI would I 
avoid!   
     Do not think spyreporting in KATI-TEI is the highlight of my life.  Keep those 
sands bloody and the buzzards fat!  Can anything compare to the pleasure of writing 
Spyreports for KATI-TEI?  On that giddy note I take my leave-- Novgorodny Vir  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SKELLIE 4500                  9   2  0   105       ZOMBIE SQUAD (404)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 WROLLING THUNDER 4468        12  13  1    98       THE STORM FRONT (109)
 SAMARA 4465                  20  17  0    97       WANDERERS (329)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ENGLISH BULLDOG 4494         15   6  0    85       DA DOG POWNDAZ (111)
 TORE NAYDO 4481              12  13  2    77       THE STORM FRONT (109)
 UBBA-SATHLA 4438             14  15  0    72       THE PLAGUE (93)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DUST DEVIL 4511               9   4  0    61       THE STORM FRONT (109)
 HAMMERJACK 4285               4   4  0    60       WRECKING CREW (391)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 WHYTE SQUALL 4508             8   5  2    55       THE STORM FRONT (109)
 WAY OF THE WICKED 4495        7   5  0    55       THE PLAGUE (93)
 DANCING SHADOW 4520           7   3  0    55       WANDERERS (329)
 N'KAI 4477                   10   8  0    48       THE PLAGUE (93)
 THE HAND OF DOG 4493         12  10  1    47       DA DOG POWNDAZ (111)
-ENRAGE 4284                   5   1  0    35       WRECKING CREW (391)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 JACK DANIELS 3947             2   1  0    33       I C DRUNK PEOPLE (352)
 DASTARDLY DOG 4519            4   5  1    30       DA DOG POWNDAZ (111)
 STRAY CAT 4510                5  12  0    27       WANDERERS (329)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-TWYSTED TWYSTER 4528          3   1  1    23       THE STORM FRONT (109)
-WALKER 4501                   3   1  0    23       ZOMBIE SQUAD (404)
-DOMINATOR 4286                4   2  0    22       WRECKING CREW (391)
 BEER GOGGLES 4538             1   0  0    10       I C DRUNK PEOPLE (352)
 SANTA? 4537                   1   0  0     6       I C DRUNK PEOPLE (352)
 GAY DECEIVER 4536             1   0  0     6       WANDERERS (329)
 LEFT 4 DEAD 4526              0   3  0     3       THE PLAGUE (93)
 LOOSEFOOT LARUE 4534          0   1  0     1       WANDERERS (329)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TRIPLE DAWG DARE 4535         0   1  0     1       DA DOG POWNDAZ (111)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
DOUBLE DOG DARE 4533    2  1 1 DA DOG POWNDAZ 111   WHYTE SQUALL 4508     621  JUST REVENGED
105 4539                0  1 0 I C DRUNK PEOPLE 352 BANDIT PRINCE         622  NONE
106 4540                0  1 0 I C DRUNK PEOPLE 352 WURM KIN              622  NONE
RED TENTACLE 4442      14 16 1 THE PLAGUE 93        WURM KIN              622  NONE
STELLA MARIE 4512       6  7 0 WANDERERS 329        DASTARDLY DOG 4519    620   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Our congratulations to Old Yeller.  It's about time you got that honor. -- Jorja and
the Wanderers

Tore Naydo -- A bold challenge.  At least you learned well from it.  No doubt you'll
be headed for the Isle soon enough.  Give 'em my regards there--I'm not going.  I
hear it's as crowded as certain outbuildings after a bean dinner.  Not my scene. --
Grimm Lurcher

Jack Daniels -- At least I managed to scratch you.  I hope it gets infected.  --
Stray Cat, bad loser 

The Hand of Dog -- It's more a question of the foot of dog... in the middle of the
flower bed... that concerns me today. -- Samara

That is an Honest Merchant?  Coulda fooled me. -- Dancing Shadow

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

OLD YELLER viciously butchered BLACK ORC in a 3 minute Dark Arena fight.
RED TENTACLE was murdered by WURM KIN in a exciting 2 minute gory Dark Arena melee.
106 was slaughtered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute Dark Arena brawl.
105 was butchered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 2 minute gory Dark Arena fight.
ENGLISH BULLDOG demolished WHYTE SQUALL in a 1 minute Bloodfeud competition.
TORE NAYDO was vanquished by SAMARA in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
DUST DEVIL overpowered DASTARDLY DOG in a 1 minute gory mismatched Challenge brawl.
JACK DANIELS was handily defeated by DANCING SHADOW in a 1 minute Challenge melee.
SKELLIE won victory over M. CHARDINEE in a action packed 2 minute Title fight.
WROLLING THUNDER vanquished UBBA-SATHLA in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
THE HAND OF DOG was overpowered by HAMMERJACK in a popular 1 minute one-sided melee.
N'KAI subdued STRAY CAT in a 1 minute match.
WAY OF THE WICKED viciously subdued RUTHLESS JAYWALKER in a 4 minute conflict.
LEFT 4 DEAD was subdued by GAY DECEIVER in a 1 minute novice's brawl.
SANTA? overcame LOOSEFOOT LARUE in a action packed 1 minute gory novice's conflict.
BEER GOGGLES devastated TRIPLE DAWG DARE in a 2 minute uneven duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   5         PARRY-LUNGE       10 -   3 -  0      77  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  5         WALL OF STEEL     10 -   6 -  0      63  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  4         LUNGING ATTACK    27 -  18 -  1      60  |
|AIMED BLOW                       3         STRIKING ATTACK   20 -  18 -  2      53  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    3         SLASHING ATTACK   11 -  10 -  2      52  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         AIMED BLOW        12 -  13 -  0      48  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         BASHING ATTACK     2 -   9 -  0      18  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         TOTAL PARRY        1 -   6 -  0      14  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   3 -  0       0  |

Turn 622 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        2 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  3         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     4 -  1     AIMED BLOW         1 -  2         2  STRIKING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  2     WALL OF STEEL      1 -  2         2  WALL OF STEEL  
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  PARRY-LUNGE    
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         2  SLASHING ATTACK
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  1     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  SKELLIE 4500                9   2  0  105 ZOMBIE SQUAD (404)
WALL OF STEEL    SAMARA 4465                20  17  0   97 WANDERERS (329)
PARRY-LUNGE      DUST DEVIL 4511             9   4  0   61 THE STORM FRONT (109)
SLASHING ATTACK  WHYTE SQUALL 4508           8   5  2   55 THE STORM FRONT (109)
LUNGING ATTACK   DANCING SHADOW 4520         7   3  0   55 WANDERERS (329)
AIMED BLOW       N'KAI 4477                 10   8  0   48 THE PLAGUE (93)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is SAMARA 4465.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
WAY OF THE WICKED 4495.  The ten other most popular fighters were SKELLIE 4500, 
DANCING SHADOW 4520, SANTA? 4537, DUST DEVIL 4511, HAMMERJACK 4285, N'KAI 4477, 
ENGLISH BULLDOG 4494, SAMARA 4465, WROLLING THUNDER 4468, and GAY DECEIVER 4536.

The least popular fighter this week was TRIPLE DAWG DARE 4535.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were LEFT 4 DEAD 4526, STRAY CAT 4510, UBBA-SATHLA 4438, DASTARDLY 
DOG 4519, TORE NAYDO 4481, WHYTE SQUALL 4508, 106 4540, BEER GOGGLES 4538, LOOSEFOOT 
LARUE 4534, and THE HAND OF DOG 4493.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

OLD YELLER (41-4463) DA DOG POWNDAZ (111)