DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 09/20/2011    Duedate: 10/03/2011

KATI-TEI ARENA

DM-41    TURN-623

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

WROLLING THUNDER
THE STORM FRONT (109)
(41-4468) [13-13-2,125]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

WROLLING THUNDER               POSITION IS EMPTY
THE STORM FRONT (109)          
(41-4468) [13-13-2,125]        

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

SAMARA                         ENGLISH BULLDOG
WANDERERS (329)                DA DOG POWNDAZ (111)
(41-4465) [21-17-0,103]        (41-4494) [16-6-0,90]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

WANDERERS (329)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. THE STORM FRONT (109)       36
2. DA DOG POWNDAZ (111)        31      ZOMBIE SQUAD (404)
3. WANDERERS (329)             11      Unchartered Team
4. I C DRUNK PEOPLE (352)       0
5. THE PLAGUE (93)              0      GOLF PRO'S & CONS (158)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 ZOMBIE SQUAD (404)        12   4  0 75.0   1/ 2 WANDERERS (329)           8  6 0
 2- 2 WRECKING CREW (391)       18  12  0 60.0   2/ 1 THE STORM FRONT (109)     7  6 3
 3- 3 THE PLAGUE (93)          403 362 24 52.7   3/ 3 DA DOG POWNDAZ (111)      7  8 2
 4/ 4 DA DOG POWNDAZ (111)     363 327 25 52.6   4- 5*I C DRUNK PEOPLE (352)    3  7 0
 5/ 5 THE STORM FRONT (109)    292 269 24 52.0   5/ 4 ZOMBIE SQUAD (404)        2  1 0
 6/ 6 WANDERERS (329)          752 808 16 48.2   6- 6 THE PLAGUE (93)           2  3 0
 7- 7*I C DRUNK PEOPLE (352)     4  11  0 26.7   7- 7 WRECKING CREW (391)       1  0 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 339): CONFIDENCE of CONSANGUINEOUS (Manniquin, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 680): PURPLE PASSION of COLORIFIC (Purple People Eater, mgr)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 680): BIGFOOTS of THE DOGHOUSE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 665): LYNNIS NALL of MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 667): POOP SLINGER of LOOK OUT!! (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 664): GILGAMESH IDON of THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 664): BATTLIN' RATTLER of SATAN'S SERPENTS (The Dark One, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 662): LITTLE ROSIE of RED DOG GANG (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 625): EARTH of CAPTAIN PLANET (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 622): SKELLIE of ZOMBIE SQUAD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 613): MILDRED LEONA of FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 287): ZOUM LA BOUSE of BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 508): FLATULENCE of TOO OLD (The Old Man, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 240): SUGAR HILL GANG of RAP ATTACKS (Marma Duke, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 565): TRYPTOPHAN of SUPERIOR FORCES ZC (Manager, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 339): SMITHSONIAN (Curator, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 680): BULLDOGS (Kennelworth, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 680): F WORDS (Centauri, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 665): MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 667): LOOK OUT!! (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 664): THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 664): GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 662): RED DOG GANG (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 625): BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 622): THE STORM FRONT (Storm Lord, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 612): FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 287): WAH CHING (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 509): WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 240): THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 565): NO-HALF STEPPING (?, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 680): BIGFOOTS of THE DOGHOUSE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 667): PLATE SHIFT of DISASTER (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 662): LITTLE ROSIE of RED DOG GANG (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 624): CORMEK DEANE of BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 621): OLD YELLER of DA DOG POWNDAZ (Marma Duke, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     Thankyouthankyou.  It's great for me, The Unknown Spymaster to be back in 
KATI-TEI.  Hope you enjoy the show.  Oh, who am I kidding?  I already got paid!  Say 
good-bye to THE STORM FRONT, as they are pushed from the coveted top team spot by the 
WANDERERS stable.  Advancing in the rankings was DA DOG POWNDAZ who went from last 
turn's 359-326-24, to this week's record of 363-327-25.  Hey everybody, watch out for 
DUST DEVIL, who flew up 11 points in the rankings after mashing DANCING SHADOW like a 
melon.  Keep your eye on this guy.  And falling like a basher in the top ten was 
DANCING SHADOW, who dropped 6 points after a disappointing (to say the least) bout 
with DUST DEVIL.  The most challenged warrior this week was SKELLIE.  If this keeps 
up, our Duelmaster's going to need more avoids!  WROLLING THUNDER got through to the 
Duelmaster this turn.  No doubt he was more than anxious to kick SKELLIE's tail out 
of the throne!  Isn't that life?  One minute you're on top of the world and then next 
you're laid out on a slab!  SKELLIE was dealt death by WROLLING THUNDER.  Say no 
more.  Can you believe they are paying me 10 gold to deliver this stuff?   
     Here is other news that is of note.  Did you hear that THE PLAGUE was most 
avoided team this week?  Well, knowing the personal hygiene of THE PLAGUE's warriors, 
I'm not surprised!  For those of you who like math, try this one:  THE PLAGUE + 
Weapons That go Boom = DA DOG POWNDAZ + Avoid City.  In a touching display by a 
'touched' warrior, TORE NAYDO went after SAMARA, who was higher by 20 points.  Well, 
when the dust settled, TORE NAYDO was overcame by SAMARA.   
     Death is kind of like a new puppy:  he's always around wanting to play.  (Ha 
Zontani, how's that for a wise saying?).  Remember:  alliances are great, but try and 
take your ally in the arena with you and see what happens.   
     Well, there's the manager of the KATI-TEI giving me the 'cut' sign (or is that 
'They're going to strangle you in the alley?).  Well, there goes another Spy Report.  
Good luck in next week's fights.  Hasta la bye-bye.  (Loud choruses of 'Beat it, ya 
bum!')-- The Unknown Spymaster  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 WROLLING THUNDER 4468        13  13  2   125       THE STORM FRONT (109)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SAMARA 4465                  21  17  0   103       WANDERERS (329)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ENGLISH BULLDOG 4494         16   6  0    90       DA DOG POWNDAZ (111)
 TORE NAYDO 4481              12  14  2    74       THE STORM FRONT (109)
-UBBA-SATHLA 4438             14  15  0    72       THE PLAGUE (93)
 DUST DEVIL 4511              10   4  0    72       THE STORM FRONT (109)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-HAMMERJACK 4285               4   4  0    60       WRECKING CREW (391)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 WHYTE SQUALL 4508             8   6  2    56       THE STORM FRONT (109)
-WAY OF THE WICKED 4495        7   5  0    55       THE PLAGUE (93)
 THE HAND OF DOG 4493         13  10  1    52       DA DOG POWNDAZ (111)
 DANCING SHADOW 4520           7   4  0    49       WANDERERS (329)
-N'KAI 4477                   10   8  0    48       THE PLAGUE (93)
 DASTARDLY DOG 4519            5   5  2    40       DA DOG POWNDAZ (111)
-ENRAGE 4284                   5   1  0    35       WRECKING CREW (391)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-JACK DANIELS 3947             2   1  0    33       I C DRUNK PEOPLE (352)
 STRAY CAT 4510                5  13  0    28       WANDERERS (329)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-TWYSTED TWYSTER 4528          3   1  1    23       THE STORM FRONT (109)
-WALKER 4501                   3   1  0    23       ZOMBIE SQUAD (404)
-DOMINATOR 4286                4   2  0    22       WRECKING CREW (391)
 GAY DECEIVER 4536             2   0  0    15       WANDERERS (329)
 TRIPLE DAWG DARE 4535         1   1  0    11       DA DOG POWNDAZ (111)
-BEER GOGGLES 4538             1   0  0    10       I C DRUNK PEOPLE (352)
-SANTA? 4537                   1   0  0     6       I C DRUNK PEOPLE (352)
-LEFT 4 DEAD 4526              0   3  0     3       THE PLAGUE (93)
 LOOSEFOOT LARUE 4534          0   2  0     2       WANDERERS (329)
 DAWG TAGS 4541                0   1  0     1       DA DOG POWNDAZ (111)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
HAPPY PEASANT           0  0 0                      DASTARDLY DOG 4519    623  NONE
DOUBLE DOG DARE 4533    2  1 1 DA DOG POWNDAZ 111   WHYTE SQUALL 4508     621  JUST REVENGED
STELLA MARIE 4512       6  7 0 WANDERERS 329        DASTARDLY DOG 4519    620   
SKELLIE 4500            9  3 0 ZOMBIE SQUAD 404     WROLLING THUNDER 4468 623   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Tore Naydo -- Another day, another fight, and familiar faces.  It could have been
worse:  we both survived and took home skills.  Some days, that's all and more than I
ask. -- Samara

Jack Daniels -- What are you doing here?  I thought you graduated from Iaye earlier
this year?  Oh, well, I can still be glad of the win. -- Dancing Shadow

N'Kai -- Well, darn.  Who would have expected a thing with tentacles to be that
accurate with a thrown boot? -- Stray Cat

Left 4 Dead -- I did not!  I haven't killed ANYONE, much less FOUR people. -- Gay
Deciever
P.S.  Yet.

Santa? -- How can I try to hurt someone who's going, "Ho ho ho"? -- Loosefoot Larue

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

ENGLISH BULLDOG devastated WHYTE SQUALL in a 1 minute mismatched Bloodfeud fight.
WROLLING THUNDER easily killed SKELLIE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge Title match.
TORE NAYDO was vanquished by SAMARA in a 3 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
TRIPLE DAWG DARE overpowered LOOSEFOOT LARUE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
DUST DEVIL devastated DANCING SHADOW in a popular 1 minute uneven brawl.
THE HAND OF DOG devastated STRAY CAT in a 1 minute mismatched match.
DASTARDLY DOG put to death HAPPY PEASANT in a 2 minute gruesome fight.
GAY DECEIVER vanquished DAWG TAGS in a 1 minute uneven duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   4         PARRY-LUNGE       11 -   2 -  0      85  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  4         WALL OF STEEL     10 -   7 -  0      59  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         STRIKING ATTACK   22 -  18 -  2      55  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         SLASHING ATTACK   11 -   9 -  3      55  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         LUNGING ATTACK    24 -  20 -  2      55  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         AIMED BLOW        12 -  12 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         BASHING ATTACK     2 -   8 -  0      20  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         TOTAL PARRY        1 -   6 -  0      14  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   4 -  0       0  |

Turn 623 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         2  WALL OF STEEL  
LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  2     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  0         2  PARRY-LUNGE    
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  1     TOTAL PARRY        0 -  0         2  SLASHING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  2                                       1  STRIKING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  1                                       1  AIMED BLOW     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
WALL OF STEEL    SAMARA 4465                21  17  0  103 WANDERERS (329)
STRIKING ATTACK  ENGLISH BULLDOG 4494       16   6  0   90 DA DOG POWNDAZ (111)
PARRY-LUNGE      DUST DEVIL 4511            10   4  0   72 THE STORM FRONT (109)
SLASHING ATTACK  WHYTE SQUALL 4508           8   6  2   56 THE STORM FRONT (109)
AIMED BLOW       THE HAND OF DOG 4493       13  10  1   52 DA DOG POWNDAZ (111)
LUNGING ATTACK   DANCING SHADOW 4520         7   4  0   49 WANDERERS (329)

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is SAMARA 4465.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
ENGLISH BULLDOG 4494.  The ten other most popular fighters were TORE NAYDO 4481, 
SAMARA 4465, DASTARDLY DOG 4519, DUST DEVIL 4511, GAY DECEIVER 4536, TRIPLE DAWG DARE 
4535, THE HAND OF DOG 4493, WROLLING THUNDER 4468, DANCING SHADOW 4520, and WHYTE 
SQUALL 4508.

The least popular fighter this week was DAWG TAGS 4541.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were STRAY CAT 4510, LOOSEFOOT LARUE 4534, SKELLIE 4500, WHYTE SQUALL 4508, 
DANCING SHADOW 4520, WROLLING THUNDER 4468, THE HAND OF DOG 4493, TRIPLE DAWG DARE 
4535, GAY DECEIVER 4536, and DUST DEVIL 4511.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

WROLLING THUNDER (41-4468) THE STORM FRONT (109)