DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 11/15/2011    Duedate: 11/28/2011

KATI-TEI ARENA

DM-41    TURN-627

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

UBBA-SATHLA
THE PLAGUE (93)
(41-4438) [17-15-0,94]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

UBBA-SATHLA                    NATION
THE PLAGUE (93)                VUUDUU (407)
(41-4438) [17-15-0,94]         (41-4546) [2-1-0,19]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

UBBA-SATHLA                    UBBA-SATHLA
THE PLAGUE (93)                THE PLAGUE (93)
(41-4438) [17-15-0,94]         (41-4438) [17-15-0,94]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

DA DOG POWNDAZ (111)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. WANDERERS (329)             27
2. DA DOG POWNDAZ (111)        23      DA DOG POWNDAZ (111)
3. VUUDUU (407)                 6      Unchartered Team
4. THE STORM FRONT (109)        0
5. THE PLAGUE (93)             -9      VUUDUU (407)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1*VUUDUU (407)               8   7  0 53.3   1/ 1 DA DOG POWNDAZ (111)      9  6 1
 2/ 3 DA DOG POWNDAZ (111)     375 335 26 52.8   2/ 2 WANDERERS (329)           9  6 0
 3/ 2 THE PLAGUE (93)          411 368 24 52.8   3/ 3 THE PLAGUE (93)           8  6 0
 4- 4 THE STORM FRONT (109)    296 273 25 52.0   4/ 4*VUUDUU (407)              8  7 0
 5/ 5 WANDERERS (329)          763 817 16 48.3   5- 5 THE STORM FRONT (109)     1  3 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 341): CONFIDENCE of CONSANGUINEOUS (Manniquin, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 684): MARVIN of THE HITCHHIKERS (Deep Thought, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 684): LUG NUT of THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 669): KORINE ORLES of MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 671): DARRON POOLE of KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 668): GILGAMESH IDON of THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 667): JELLIA BOONE of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 666): LOST IN PACE of PACE'S WILD (Pacemaker, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 629): EARTH of CAPTAIN PLANET (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 626): ENGLISH BULLDOG of DA DOG POWNDAZ (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 617): MILDRED LEONA of FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 289): ZOUM LA BOUSE of BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 512): SLITHER of SERPENTS HOLD 113 (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 242): GEROGE IGONO of THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 569): DOMINION of ZOMBIE SQUAD III (Khisanth, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 641): MIDDLE WAY 11 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 684): COLORIFIC (Purple People Eater, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 684): WU-TANG FOREVER (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 669): MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 671): WRESTLING (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 668): SAY MY NAME (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 667): GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 666): PACE'S WILD (Pacemaker, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 629): CAPTAIN PLANET (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 626): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 617): FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 289): JADE WARRIORS (?, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 512): WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 242): THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 569): SUPERIOR FORCES et al (Manager, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 683): ITALIAN STALLION of FOREIGN LEGION (Seraphim, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 669): KORINE ORLES of MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 668): GILGAMESH IDON of THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 667): JELLIA BOONE of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 665): SPLASH of RED DOG GANG (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 626): ENGLISH BULLDOG of DA DOG POWNDAZ (Marma Duke, mgr.)
                 (turn 625): SAMARA of WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 617): MILDRED LEONA of FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
                             EARL of FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

     Hello, Kati-Tei, yet again!!!  It's hard to believe that it's been almost ten
turns since I last sat on the throne, and even harder to imagine that I'm leaving
this fair city for greener pastures.
     Since the upcoming turn is my final one, I decided to visit the night fights...
and see what the hub-bub is all about.  So, the throne is up for grabs next turn!
     Here's a little look under my hind-leg:
I was born 11-15-12-17-10-6-13 and I'm graduating with a Master Decise, Expert
Attack.  From what I've heard, my ADM favorites are pretty horrible at VLOW/LOW and
the SM.  The odd thing is that they tell me that my favorite learn is Parry, however
I've only learned 9 Parry skills... where I've learned 10 Attack and 20 Decise.  Who
knew?!
     I'm almost certainly to be retired... dogs never like hearing that word, but
it's a fact of my doggy life.

So until another doggy claims the throne,
     Same doggy time,
          Same doggy place,
               Same doggy channel,

Your Duelmaster,
English Bulldog

                                      SPY REPORT

     If you were disturbed from your beauty rest only to have to watch a bunch of 
KATI-TEI brutes like you, you'd be grouchy, too.  Of course, we're all terribly 
impressed to see THE HAND OF DOG win a fight and gain 12 points, terribly.  Tsk, tsk, 
THE HAND OF DOG beat N'KAI and N'KAI lost 9 points.  You're breakin' my heart.  
ENGLISH BULLDOG Dark Arena Challenged HIGH ELF for KATI-TEI's Title this turn, and 
guess what happened?  And if variety is the spice of life, KATI-TEI may be getting 
bland, as ENGLISH BULLDOG stays top dog in the city.  I'm not in a very good mood 
today, but why am I telling you this?  You want to know what's new, don't you, 
KATI-TEI?   
     My mother always told me, 'If you don't have anything nice to say, start 
talking.' I loved that woman.  KATI-TEI, I am losing what little hope I had in you.  
WANDERERS the most avoided team?  What insult will suffice, I cannot say.  And who 
led the way in this mass act of cowardice?  Let's see, well, whatcha know?  It was 
THE PLAGUE.  Ha ha ha ha!  Ooh, I'm frightfully impressed, N'KAI was this turn's most 
challenged warrior.  Watch that ego swell, sports fans.   
     Ah, now we come to my favorite part, where we see all the guys who are dead and 
gone, and get to see if their team cared.  DA DOG POWNDAZ has cause to pause today, 
as ENGLISH BULLDOG was sent to the Dark Arena, and came back--though not in the best 
of moods, I'll wager.  I could say I saw this coming, but so could anyone else.  
Anyway, this turn it came.  DASTARDLY DOG's 7-6-2 has earned him the Dark Arena.  
Titanium shields and bamboo daggers, guess what brave team is developing these kinds 
of weapons?   
     I was about to buy a new quill pen the other day, but some fighter took it for 
an epee.  Forgive me for writing with a dagger.  Well, I've had enough of this 
drivel, and I'm sure you have too.  Off like a dirty shirt of padded leather.  Glad 
to see the back of this place-- Snide Clemens  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 UBBA-SATHLA 4438             17  15  0    94       THE PLAGUE (93)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 THE HAND OF DOG 4493         16  11  1    78       DA DOG POWNDAZ (111)
-TORE NAYDO 4481              12  16  2    72       THE STORM FRONT (109)
-DUST DEVIL 4511              11   5  0    69       THE STORM FRONT (109)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-WHYTE SQUALL 4508             9   7  2    65       THE STORM FRONT (109)
 N'KAI 4477                   11   9  0    57       THE PLAGUE (93)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DANCING SHADOW 4520           9   6  0    53       WANDERERS (329)
 WAY OF THE WICKED 4495        8   7  0    42       THE PLAGUE (93)
 STRAY CAT 4510                6  16  0    34       WANDERERS (329)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TRIPLE DAWG DARE 4535         4   2  0    33       DA DOG POWNDAZ (111)
 GAY DECEIVER 4536             4   2  0    28       WANDERERS (329)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LOOSEFOOT LARUE 4534          4   2  0    25       WANDERERS (329)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-TWYSTED TWYSTER 4528          3   1  1    23       THE STORM FRONT (109)
 NATION 4546                   2   1  0    19       VUUDUU (407)
 HOSTAGE 4545                  2   1  0    16       VUUDUU (407)
 VICTIM OF CHANGE 4548         3   0  0    14       THE PLAGUE (93)
 FINGER 4547                   3   0  0    14       VUUDUU (407)
-NOR'EASTER 4549               1   0  0    10       THE STORM FRONT (109)
 DAWG TAGS 4541                1   4  0     9       DA DOG POWNDAZ (111)
 LEFT 4 DEAD 4526              0   6  0     6       THE PLAGUE (93)
 NAUVOO 4544                   1   2  0     5       VUUDUU (407)
 MORIANCUMER 4543              0   3  0     3       VUUDUU (407)
 LAZARUSTIC 4552               0   1  0     1       WANDERERS (329)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
DASTARDLY DOG 4519      7  7 2 DA DOG POWNDAZ 111   MOUNTAIN TROLL        627  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Marma -- Celebrating 20 years with 4 paws in your mouth? -- Reaper

Hand of Clod -- Giggle. -- Ubba and Reaper
P.S.  You should have saved that name for someone else.

Dastardly -- Really?  You really think you could gin something up for me? -- N'Kai
P.S.  With that DC you are Dastardly!!!

Ubba-Sathla -- Looks like somebody ate their wheaties this morning, and it sure
wasn't me! -- The Hand of Dog

N'Kai -- Apparently there was a doggy beat down convention going on in Kati-Tei last
turn.  I wish we weren't invited! -- Dastardly Dog

Dancing Shadow -- Just when I thought you had two left feet.... I dare you to do that
again! -- Triple Dawg Dare

Samara -- Farewell, old friend.  I believe our fates are the same of this last fight
of mine. -- English Bulldog

Finger -- If I could bite your ankles for that... I would.  You may have just sealed
my fate! -- Dawg Tags

Devil Dog -- Great to have you back, my old friend!!!  We'll be seeing you around
these parts again SOON!!!! -- Marma Duke

Our congratulations to English Bulldog. -- Jorja and whoever I'm running here... ah,
right, the Wanderers

Triple Dawg Dare -- And the worst of it is, either way, I lose.  I deceive and have
some unmerited benefit, or fail and, well, fail. -- Gay Deciever
P.S.  And some days, I can't even spell my name.

Dawg Tags -- One of my grandfathers was a sabertoothed tiger. -- Stray Cat

Dastardly Dog -- Yeah, it needs work. -- Dancing Shadow

Triple Dawg Dare -- Gotcha!  Probably not a victory to boast about, given our
respective experience, but a victory IS a victory, and I could use a good boast. --
Dancing Shadow

Left 4 Dead -- We just did this.  I guess I didn't leave you hard enough.  Gotta work
on that. -- Loosefoot Larue

English Bulldog -- Good work. -- Samara

Way of the Wicked -- As hairy as you are, I figure you're a DOG.  Damn. -- Stray Cat

Nation -- Wow, that's a serious handicap you have there.  Better fix it. -- Gay
Deciever
P.S.  I *said* some days I couldn't spell my name, so don't make an issue of it,
okay?

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

ENGLISH BULLDOG delivered the death blow upon HIGH ELF in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
DASTARDLY DOG was dealt death by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
THE HAND OF DOG demolished N'KAI in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
TRIPLE DAWG DARE devastated STRAY CAT in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
LEFT 4 DEAD was overpowered by LOOSEFOOT LARUE in a 1 minute Challenge match.
UBBA-SATHLA viciously subdued VETERAN MERCENARY in a 2 minute one-sided Title duel.
DANCING SHADOW beat WAY OF THE WICKED in a 2 minute bloody brawl.
GAY DECEIVER savagely defeated HOSTAGE in a action packed 1 minute gruesome melee.
VICTIM OF CHANGE viciously subdued NAUVOO in a 7 minute gruesome novice's duel.
DAWG TAGS slimly won victory over MORIANCUMER in a 3 minute brutal novice's fight.
NATION handily defeated POLITE BEGGAR in a 2 minute one-sided bout.
FINGER subdued LAZARUSTIC in a 4 minute amateur's match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|WALL OF STEEL                    4         PARRY-LUNGE        8 -   4 -  0      67  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   3         AIMED BLOW        14 -   9 -  0      61  |
|AIMED BLOW                       3         WALL OF STEEL     14 -  10 -  0      58  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    3         STRIKING ATTACK   22 -  20 -  3      52  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  3         LUNGING ATTACK    22 -  20 -  3      52  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         SLASHING ATTACK   12 -  11 -  3      52  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         BASHING ATTACK     3 -   5 -  0      38  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      5 -   9 -  0      36  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         TOTAL PARRY        1 -   3 -  0      25  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 627 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

LUNGING ATTACK     3 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  1         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
AIMED BLOW         2 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  AIMED BLOW     
PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -  1     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  2         2  PARRY-LUNGE    
STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  1     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  1         2  STRIKING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL      2 -  2     TOTAL PARRY        0 -  0         1  WALL OF STEEL  
                                                                1  SLASHING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
WALL OF STEEL    UBBA-SATHLA 4438           17  15  0   94 THE PLAGUE (93)
AIMED BLOW       THE HAND OF DOG 4493       16  11  1   78 DA DOG POWNDAZ (111)
LUNGING ATTACK   DANCING SHADOW 4520         9   6  0   53 WANDERERS (329)
PARRY-LUNGE      WAY OF THE WICKED 4495      8   7  0   42 THE PLAGUE (93)

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is UBBA-SATHLA 4438.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was UBBA-SATHLA 4438.  The ten other most popular fighters were DANCING SHADOW 
4520, GAY DECEIVER 4536, LAZARUSTIC 4552, DASTARDLY DOG 4519, TRIPLE DAWG DARE 4535, 
DAWG TAGS 4541, THE HAND OF DOG 4493, LOOSEFOOT LARUE 4534, VICTIM OF CHANGE 4548, 
and NATION 4546.

The least popular fighter this week was NAUVOO 4544.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were MORIANCUMER 4543, HOSTAGE 4545, WAY OF THE WICKED 4495, LEFT 4 DEAD 
4526, STRAY CAT 4510, N'KAI 4477, FINGER 4547, NATION 4546, VICTIM OF CHANGE 4548, 
and LOOSEFOOT LARUE 4534.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

ENGLISH BULLDOG (41-4494) DA DOG POWNDAZ (111)