DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 01/24/2012    Duedate: 02/06/2012

KATI-TEI ARENA

DM-41    TURN-632

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

DEVIL DOG
DA DOG POWNDAZ (111)
(41-4479) [12-4-0,125]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

DEVIL DOG                      FINGER
DA DOG POWNDAZ (111)           VUUDUU (407)
(41-4479) [12-4-0,125]         (41-4547) [5-3-0,29]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

DEVIL DOG                      DANCING SHADOW
DA DOG POWNDAZ (111)           WANDERERS (329)
(41-4479) [12-4-0,125]         (41-4520) [11-9-0,50]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

DA DOG POWNDAZ (111)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. WANDERERS (329)             48
2. DA DOG POWNDAZ (111)        32      DA DOG POWNDAZ (111)
3. VUUDUU (407)                 9      Unchartered Team
4. I C DRUNK PEOPLE (352)       0
5. THE STORM FRONT (109)       -2      VUUDUU (407)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 DA DOG POWNDAZ (111)     391 341 27 53.4   1/ 1 DA DOG POWNDAZ (111)     12  1 1
 2/ 2 THE STORM FRONT (109)    305 283 25 51.9   2/ 2 WANDERERS (329)          10  5 0
 3/ 3 WANDERERS (329)          777 828 16 48.4   3/ 3 THE STORM FRONT (109)     4  7 0
 4- 4*I C DRUNK PEOPLE (352)    10  11  0 47.6   4- 5*I C DRUNK PEOPLE (352)    3  0 0
 5/ 5*VUUDUU (407)              15  24  0 38.5   5/ 4*VUUDUU (407)              2 12 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 344): CONFIDENCE of CONSANGUINEOUS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 689): SMIMATSU of THE ASSEMBLY (Froot E. Bowl, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 689): FAITH of ZOMBIE SQUAD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 674): LYNNIS NALL of MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 676): VINEGAR of WRESTLING (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 673): SHOULDA 8 STEAK of PARKING LOT 3 (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 670): BETTEY DECKER of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 671): LUMBER JACK of ALL JACKED UP (Pat Sajak, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 634): LORIS DEANE of BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 631): THE HAND OF DOG of DA DOG POWNDAZ (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 622): MONSIGNOR MARK of FANIDLS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 291): ZOUM LA BOUSE of BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 516): MISS PASSIN' of WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 245): SUGAR HILL GANG of RAP ATTACKS (Marma Duke, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 574): DOMINION of ZOMBIE SQUAD III (Khisanth, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 344): MIDDLE WAY 11 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 689): NICK JR. (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 689): F WORDS (Centauri, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 674): SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 676): WRESTLING (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 673): SAY MY NAME (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 670): GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 671): ALL JACKED UP (Pat Sajak, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 634): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 631): DA DOG POWNDAZ (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 622): BLUVALLEY WARRIORS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 291): PYROMANIA (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 516): WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 245): DARQUE FORCES V (Master Darque, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 574): SUPERIOR FORCES et al (Manager, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 688): ROSE ROOSTER of ANIMAL FARM (Mino, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 689): FANTASSIN of F WORDS (Centauri, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 674): LYNNIS NALL of MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
               (turn 673): STING of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 676): VINEGAR of WRESTLING (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 670): LOST IN PACE of PACE'S WILD (Pacemaker, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 634): MARLIN KOLE of BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
                          EARTH of CAPTAIN PLANET (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 631): THE HAND OF DOG of DA DOG POWNDAZ (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 622): MONSIGNOR MARK of FANIDLS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 291): 451 DEGREES of PYROMANIA (Marma Duke, mgr.)
                (turn 290): HOT STUFF of PYROMANIA (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 514): SLITHER of SERPENTS HOLD 113 (Khisanth, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     If you were disturbed from your beauty rest only to have to watch a bunch of 
KATI-TEI brutes like you, you'd be grouchy, too.  Now let's all watch WANDERERS' 
heads swell from their 5-0-0 this turn.  Haa ha ha ha!  Big shots, big talk, big 
deal.  Of course, we're all terribly impressed to see LAZARUSTIC win a fight and gain 
17 points, terribly.  Tsk, tsk, TRIPLE DAWG DARE beat DUST DEVIL and DUST DEVIL lost 
7 points.  You're breakin' my heart.  Going for broke or broken, our Duelmaster 
SHEWISH GIANT Dark Arena Challenged this turn.  And if variety is the spice of life, 
KATI-TEI may be getting bland, as THE HAND OF DOG stays top dog in the city.  
Kickbacks and bribes, kickbacks and bribes, how else do you think some of these guys 
win their fights?  Skill?  Ha!   
     Well, let's take a look at some more misdeeds of you miserable sword-boys.  THE 
STORM FRONT, I suppose you'll be glad to know you were this turn's most avoided team. 
Care to know who is the most afraid of you?  And who led the way in this mass act of 
cowardice?  Let's see, well, whatcha know?  It was DA DOG POWNDAZ.  Ha ha ha ha!  
Ooh, I'm frightfully impressed, NOR'EASTER was this turn's most challenged warrior.  
Watch that ego swell, sports fans.   
     Ah, now we come to my favorite part, where we see all the guys who are dead and 
gone, and get to see if their team cared.  Whoa!  I'll even buy THE HAND OF DOG a 
drink tonight!  Anyone who can come back from the Dark Arena, I want to be on his 
good side!  We're all going to die in the end, so why worry if the fate catches up 
with you sooner that later?   
     What does the KATI-TEI arena have in common with the inns?  It's just as 
comfortable to sleep in either place.  Ha ha ha ha!  Phlllt!  Just had to do that 
before I leave the fine city of KATI-TEI.  I feel much better now.  I see the crowds 
are getting restless, I must leave now-- Snide Clemens  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DEVIL DOG 4479               12   4  0   125       DA DOG POWNDAZ (111)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TRIPLE DAWG DARE 4535         9   2  0    97       DA DOG POWNDAZ (111)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TORE NAYDO 4481              14  18  2    83       THE STORM FRONT (109)
 DUST DEVIL 4511              13   8  0    75       THE STORM FRONT (109)
 WHYTE SQUALL 4508            12   9  2    71       THE STORM FRONT (109)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DANCING SHADOW 4520          11   9  0    50       WANDERERS (329)
 STRAY CAT 4510                9  18  0    49       WANDERERS (329)
-JACK DANIELS 3947             4   1  0    49       I C DRUNK PEOPLE (352)
 GAY DECEIVER 4536             8   3  0    45       WANDERERS (329)
 LOOSEFOOT LARUE 4534          7   4  0    36       WANDERERS (329)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FINGER 4547                   5   3  0    29       VUUDUU (407)
 AKITA 4554                    3   2  0    25       DA DOG POWNDAZ (111)
-SANTA? 4537                   3   0  0    24       I C DRUNK PEOPLE (352)
 LAZARUSTIC 4552               2   4  0    24       WANDERERS (329)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-BEER GOGGLES 4538             3   0  0    21       I C DRUNK PEOPLE (352)
-HOSTAGE 4545                  4   3  0    19       VUUDUU (407)
 ANNA MAHL LAY 4553            3   2  0    19       DA DOG POWNDAZ (111)
 NAUVOO 4544                   2   6  0    16       VUUDUU (407)
 NOR'EASTER 4549               2   3  0    14       THE STORM FRONT (109)
 HURRY KANE KAOS 4561          1   0  0    13       THE STORM FRONT (109)
 APPLESLICE 4560               2   2  0    12       VUUDUU (407)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
NATION 4546             2  6 0 VUUDUU 407           WURM KIN              632  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Our congratulations to the Hand of Dog.  This is definitely sooner rather than later,
and you deserve the honor.  Way to go! -- Jorja and the Wanderers

Triple Dawg Dare -- Well, *I* didn't like it. -- Stray Cat

Anna Mahl Lay -- Lady, I enjoy the company of women, but you're too bad-tempered. --
Lazarustic

Jack Daniels -- I suppose I should know better by now than to try to dance while
seriously mokus. -- Dancing (or Staggering?) Shadow

Finger -- Ah!  I can bite a finger, and glad to do it. -- Stray Cat

Hostage -- That's against my religion. -- Loosefoot Larue

Nauvoo -- I wouldn't mind going there again.  They used to have a really good second-
hand book store, and a fudge shop.... -- Gay Deceiver

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

THE HAND OF DOG butchered SHEWISH GIANT in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
NATION was murdered by WURM KIN in a exciting 1 minute gory Dark Arena melee.
DUST DEVIL was vanquished by TRIPLE DAWG DARE in a 1 minute Challenge brawl.
AKITA defeated NOR'EASTER in a 3 minute bloody amateur's Challenge match.
ANNA MAHL LAY won victory over APPLESLICE in a 2 minute bloody Challenge fight.
DEVIL DOG overpowered WHYTE SQUALL in a 1 minute mismatched Title brawl.
TORE NAYDO was luckily beaten by KHALHUMS DWARF in a 3 minute expert's melee.
GAY DECEIVER vanquished HAPPY PEASANT in a 1 minute uneven fight.
STRAY CAT won victory over FINGER in a 2 minute fight.
DANCING SHADOW savagely defeated THE HONEST MERCHANT in a 3 minute match.
LOOSEFOOT LARUE overpowered NAUVOO in a 1 minute one-sided match.
LAZARUSTIC devastated TRUSTWORTHY SCRIBE in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
HURRY KANE KAOS demolished FRIENDLY CONSTABLE in a 1 minute mismatched match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                       4         AIMED BLOW        20 -   8 -  1      71  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   4         TOTAL PARRY        4 -   2 -  0      67  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  3         STRIKING ATTACK   18 -   9 -  1      67  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         SLASHING ATTACK   16 -  11 -  1      59  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         WALL OF STEEL     15 -  12 -  0      56  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         LUNGING ATTACK    17 -  20 -  2      46  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         PARRY-LUNGE        5 -   6 -  0      45  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      6 -  11 -  0      35  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         BASHING ATTACK     2 -   6 -  0      25  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 632 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

STRIKING ATTACK    3 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  1         3  AIMED BLOW     
WALL OF STEEL      2 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
AIMED BLOW         3 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         2  STRIKING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  2     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  1         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  1     TOTAL PARRY        0 -  1         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                                                                1  WALL OF STEEL  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       DEVIL DOG 4479             12   4  0  125 DA DOG POWNDAZ (111)
STRIKING ATTACK  TRIPLE DAWG DARE 4535       9   2  0   97 DA DOG POWNDAZ (111)
PARRY-LUNGE      DUST DEVIL 4511            13   8  0   75 THE STORM FRONT (109)
SLASHING ATTACK  WHYTE SQUALL 4508          12   9  2   71 THE STORM FRONT (109)
LUNGING ATTACK   DANCING SHADOW 4520        11   9  0   50 WANDERERS (329)
WALL OF STEEL    LOOSEFOOT LARUE 4534        7   4  0   36 WANDERERS (329)

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is DEVIL DOG 4479.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was DANCING SHADOW 4520.  The ten other most popular fighters were TORE NAYDO 4481, 
ANNA MAHL LAY 4553, STRAY CAT 4510, TRIPLE DAWG DARE 4535, AKITA 4554, NOR'EASTER 
4549, DEVIL DOG 4479, GAY DECEIVER 4536, FINGER 4547, and LOOSEFOOT LARUE 4534.

The least popular fighter this week was NAUVOO 4544.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were WHYTE SQUALL 4508, APPLESLICE 4560, HURRY KANE KAOS 4561, LAZARUSTIC 
4552, DUST DEVIL 4511, NATION 4546, LOOSEFOOT LARUE 4534, FINGER 4547, GAY DECEIVER 
4536, and DEVIL DOG 4479.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

DEVIL DOG (41-4479) DA DOG POWNDAZ (111)

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

THE HAND OF DOG (41-4493) DA DOG POWNDAZ (111)

                  MAIL-IN TOURNEY XLVIII

CONTENDERS TOURNEY                     W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
ALBINO DALMATION 1672 (60-54-3)        1  4  0         DA DOG POWNDAZ       
ING 3532 (48-59-1)                     0  5  0         UNEARTHLY PIMPS      

ELIGIBLES TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
SKITZOID SNOOPY 2146 (34-5-0)          7  3  0         DA DOG POWNDAZ       

ADM TOURNEY                            W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
ROBERT DUNLAP 4378 (50-39-0)           6  4  0         MEDAL OF HONOR H3    
EL NINO 4430 (28-22-0)                 4  3  0         THE STORM FRONT      
RED DAWG 2689 (37-31-2)                4  3  0         DA DOG POWNDAZ       
MOHNSOON MAYHEM 4444 (28-19-0)         1  3  0         THE STORM FRONT      

FRESHMEN TOURNEY                       W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
ENDLISS RANE 1844 (32-6-0)             3  3  0         THE STORM FRONT      
LUCKY DAWG 2751 (33-28-1)              2  3  0         DA DOG POWNDAZ       
SYKLONE SEQUEL 4440 (17-11-2)          1  3  0         THE STORM FRONT      

CHAMPIONS TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
DEVIL DOG 4479 (11-4-0)                4  3  0         DA DOG POWNDAZ       

INITIATES TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
TWYSTED TWYSTER 4528 (3-1-1)           1  1  0  DEAD   THE STORM FRONT      
FINGER 4547 (5-2-0)                    1  3  0         VUUDUU               
HOSTAGE 4545 (4-3-0)                   1  3  0         VUUDUU               
NATION 4546 (2-5-0)                    0  3  0         VUUDUU               
NAUVOO 4544 (2-5-0)                    0  3  0         VUUDUU               

APPRENTICES TOURNEY                    W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
APPLESLICE 4560 (2-1-0)                1  3  0         VUUDUU