DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 05/01/2012    Duedate: 05/14/2012

KATI-TEI ARENA

DM-41    TURN-639

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

CIRCE
LADY OF THE MOON (330)
(41-3740) [11-3-0,109]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

CIRCE                          JACK DANIELS
LADY OF THE MOON (330)         I C DRUNK PEOPLE (352)
(41-3740) [11-3-0,109]         (41-3947) [6-1-0,78]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

STRAY CAT                      STRAY CAT
WANDERERS (329)                WANDERERS (329)
(41-4510) [14-20-0,92]         (41-4510) [14-20-0,92]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

WANDERERS (329)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. I C DRUNK PEOPLE (352)      25
2. LADY OF THE MOON (330)      19      LADY OF THE MOON (330)
3. DA DOG POWNDAZ (111)        -5      Unchartered Team
4. WANDERERS (329)            -10
                                       I C DRUNK PEOPLE (352)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 0 LADY OF THE MOON (330)    55  30  3 64.7   1/ 1 WANDERERS (329)           8  7 0
 2/ 1 DA DOG POWNDAZ (111)     408 358 28 53.3   2/ 2 DA DOG POWNDAZ (111)      5  9 0
 3/ 3 WANDERERS (329)          796 844 17 48.5   3/ 3*I C DRUNK PEOPLE (352)    2  2 0
 4/ 2*I C DRUNK PEOPLE (352)    12  13  0 48.0   4/ 0 LADY OF THE MOON (330)    1  0 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 347): AKANAH of STRANGE UNIVERSE (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 696): BENJY MOUSE of THE HITCHHIKERS (Deep Thought, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 696): VISIONZ of WU-TANG FOREVER (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 681): ROMO of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisant, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 683): RINGWORM of WRESTLING (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 680): DEEZ of ERRATA (JE, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 677): SEETHER of WENSINWASIN 5.5.2. (Khorvinus, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 678): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 641): COOLIN DUNN of BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 638): TRIPLE DAWG DARE of DA DOG POWNDAZ (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 629): DOMINATION of 24 HOURS OF DOOM (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 294): JASMIN of JADE WARRIORS (Brandon Massingale, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 523): LILLY SCOOTER of WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 247): SUGAR HILL GANG of RAP ATTACKS (Marma Duke, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 581): SARINA of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 647): YOU PAY I SLAY (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 696): COLORIFIC (Purple People Eater, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 696): THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 681): MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 683): WRESTLING (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 680): ERRATA (JE, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 677): WRATHMEN (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 678): WRATHMEN (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 641): BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 638): WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 629): BLUVALLEY WARRIORS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 295): FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 523): WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 248): DARQUE FORCES V (Master Darque, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 581): SUPERIOR FORCES et al (Manager, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 346): NORM QUESHA of MIDDLE WAY 11 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 695): TIMMY of THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
                          FLUKE of F WORDS (Centauri, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 679): ROBIN STORZ of FUNKY FOLK (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 629): DOMINATION of 24 HOURS OF DOOM (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 295): AREOPOLITE of BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 248): DIANGELIQUE of DARQUE FORCES V (Master Darque, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     Hail KATI-TEI!  Warriors of the arena, prepare to be praised and blamed for your 
deeds.  And let's see, JACK DANIELS fought LOOSEFOOT LARUE and gained 17 points and 
contributed to I C DRUNK PEOPLE's 1-2-0.  LOOSEFOOT LARUE has lost to JACK DANIELS, 
falling 12 points, while helping make WANDERERS a 2-3-0 turn.  We should ask CIRCE 
about the thrill of victory, and what being the new Duelmaster does for a warrior, 
she's now the one to ask.  By the way, was that our Duelmaster that I saw last night, 
cramped under the table at The Swinging Aardvark?   
     The crowd's roar, the smell of iron and leather, mixed with sweat, what more 
could a warrior ask of life?  Well, besides that.  DA DOG POWNDAZ has cause to stand 
tall, as they were KATI-TEI's most avoided team.  A smart manager knows this is a 
team to beat.  And guess who avoided DA DOG POWNDAZ stable the most?  Believe it or 
not, it was I C DRUNK PEOPLE.  Anyone surprised?  The most challenged warrior this 
turn was WANDERERS' warrior GAY DECEIVER.  More fighters challenged it than 
challenged the Duelmaster!  In a brave attempt, AKITA from DA DOG POWNDAZ challenged 
up 18 points to fight GAY DECEIVER from the WANDERERS stable.  AKITA perhaps got his 
just desserts, seeing as he was subdued by GAY DECEIVER and ended up with 42 
recognition points.   
     We only live a short time in this world, so why not take a sharp blade, and 
shave it close?  We'd like to remind certain teams not to rob the graves of their 
enemies.  You know who you are; and it's considered rude.   
     Remember, blood on the purple robe does not change it from a purple robe.  Dare 
to fight bravely.  Always good to rest in KATI-TEI, but never good to wear out my 
welcome.  Look for me in future turns.  Until the sun next rises and my pen sets to 
paper-- Alarond the Scribe  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CIRCE 3740                   11   3  0   109       LADY OF THE MOON (330)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-DIANA 3674                   11   7  1    93       LADY OF THE MOON (330)
 STRAY CAT 4510               14  20  0    92       WANDERERS (329)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TRIPLE DAWG DARE 4535        12   6  0    87       DA DOG POWNDAZ (111)
-HECATE 3741                   8   5  0    87       LADY OF THE MOON (330)
 JACK DANIELS 3947             6   1  0    78       I C DRUNK PEOPLE (352)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DANCING SHADOW 4520          14  13  0    62       WANDERERS (329)
 GAY DECEIVER 4536            13   5  0    60       WANDERERS (329)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LOOSEFOOT LARUE 4534         12   6  0    54       WANDERERS (329)
 AKITA 4554                    6   6  0    42       DA DOG POWNDAZ (111)
 ANNA MAHL LAY 4553            7   5  0    39       DA DOG POWNDAZ (111)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PRIME TIME POOCH 4564         4   2  0    26       DA DOG POWNDAZ (111)
-SANTA? 4537                   3   0  0    24       I C DRUNK PEOPLE (352)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-BEER GOGGLES 4538             3   0  0    21       I C DRUNK PEOPLE (352)
 RAMBLING ROSE 4572            1   4  1     8       WANDERERS (329)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
BARKUS MAXIMUS 4562     2  2 0 DA DOG POWNDAZ 111   RAMBLING ROSE 4572    636  JUST REVENGED
GIRLDRINK DRUNK 4551    0  1 0 I C DRUNK PEOPLE 352 BLACK ORC             639  NONE
STUMBLE BUM 4550        0  1 0 I C DRUNK PEOPLE 352 WURM KIN              639  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Triple Dawg Dare -- I don't know how I withstood it, either, since I "cannot take a
lot of punishment."  Not that I want to!  I'd kinda like to be one of those cats that
lies on a velvet cushion and lets other people do all the work.  Not much chance of
that, I guess. -- Stray Cat
P.S.  So, is it my turn again?

Akita -- Sufficient unto the day is the fight thereof. -- Loosefoot Larue

Anna Mahl Lay -- This is true. -- Rambling Rose
P.S.  Over and over again.  Of course, it isn't like we've much choice of opponents
here.

The Khalhums Dwarf can't DANCE, but he surely does come down hard on my feet with his
steel-toed boots.  Ouch! -- Dancing Shadow, now limping

The Ruthless Jaywalker doesn't know how to cover the ground the way I do. --
Loosefoot Larue

Prime Time Pooch -- And the Commission thought this would be a good match?  Not that
I object to the win, but cheese louise! -- Gay Deceiver

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

STUMBLE BUM was butchered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
GIRLDRINK DRUNK was butchered by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
ANNA MAHL LAY demolished RAMBLING ROSE in a 1 minute one-sided Bloodfeud melee.
JACK DANIELS overpowered LOOSEFOOT LARUE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge duel.
AKITA was bested by GAY DECEIVER in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
TRIPLE DAWG DARE was overpowered by CIRCE in a 1 minute mismatched Title match.
STRAY CAT devastated M. CHARDINEE in a crowd pleasing 3 minute one-sided duel.
DANCING SHADOW was overpowered by NOBLE ASSASSIN in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
PRIME TIME POOCH was savagely defeated by RUTHLESS JAYWALKER in a 2 minute melee.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   4         STRIKING ATTACK   16 -   7 -  1      70  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         AIMED BLOW        17 -   9 -  2      65  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         TOTAL PARRY        7 -   4 -  0      64  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         LUNGING ATTACK    16 -  13 -  0      55  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         WALL OF STEEL      8 -   8 -  0      50  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         SLASHING ATTACK   10 -  10 -  0      50  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         PARRY-LUNGE        2 -   3 -  0      40  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      3 -   6 -  1      33  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   1 -  0       0  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   0         BASHING ATTACK     0 -   5 -  0       0  |

Turn 639 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         2 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         4  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  2     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         2  AIMED BLOW     
                              SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  1         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  0         1  WALL OF STEEL  
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  1         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  2     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   CIRCE 3740                 11   3  0  109 LADY OF THE MOON (330)
STRIKING ATTACK  TRIPLE DAWG DARE 4535      12   6  0   87 DA DOG POWNDAZ (111)
AIMED BLOW       JACK DANIELS 3947           6   1  0   78 I C DRUNK PEOPLE (352)
WALL OF STEEL    LOOSEFOOT LARUE 4534       12   6  0   54 WANDERERS (329)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is STRAY CAT 4510.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was STRAY CAT 4510.  The ten other most popular fighters were ANNA MAHL LAY 4553, GAY 
DECEIVER 4536, JACK DANIELS 3947, CIRCE 3740, TRIPLE DAWG DARE 4535, PRIME TIME POOCH 
4564, STUMBLE BUM 4550, GIRLDRINK DRUNK 4551, RAMBLING ROSE 4572, and LOOSEFOOT LARUE 
4534.

The least popular fighter this week was DANCING SHADOW 4520.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were AKITA 4554, LOOSEFOOT LARUE 4534, RAMBLING ROSE 4572, GIRLDRINK 
DRUNK 4551, STUMBLE BUM 4550, PRIME TIME POOCH 4564, TRIPLE DAWG DARE 4535, CIRCE 
3740, JACK DANIELS 3947, and GAY DECEIVER 4536.

                  MAIL-IN TOURNEY LIII

CONTENDERS TOURNEY                     W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
ALBINO DALMATION 1672 (62-56-3)        4  3  0         DA DOG POWNDAZ       

ELIGIBLES TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
SKITZOID SNOOPY 2146 (35-6-0)          5  3  0         DA DOG POWNDAZ       

ADM TOURNEY                            W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
MOHNSOON MAYHEM 4444 (30-22-0)         4  3  0         THE STORM FRONT      
RED DAWG 2689 (39-33-2)                4  3  0         DA DOG POWNDAZ       
EL NINO 4430 (30-25-0)                 2  3  0         THE STORM FRONT      
HOLY SCHLITZ 4052 (45-38-2)            2  3  1         OLD SCHOOL           

ROOKIES TOURNEY                        W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
JASO 4570 (0-0-0)                      1  3  0         PHILANTHROPISTS      
OGLCU 4567 (0-0-0)                     1  3  0         PHILANTHROPISTS      

ADM FOOLS TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
LUCKY DAWG 2751 (34-31-1)              4  3  0         DA DOG POWNDAZ       
DEVIL DOG 4479 (16-4-1)                0  3  0         DA DOG POWNDAZ       

FRESHMEN FOOLS TOURNEY                 W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
SYKLONE SEQUEL 4440 (17-11-2)          0  3  0         THE STORM FRONT