DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 05/29/2012    Duedate: 06/11/2012

KATI-TEI ARENA

DM-41    TURN-641

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

JACK DANIELS
I C DRUNK PEOPLE (352)
(41-3947) [8-1-0,114]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

CIRCE                          JACK DANIELS
LADY OF THE MOON (330)         I C DRUNK PEOPLE (352)
(41-3740) [12-4-0,90]          (41-3947) [8-1-0,114]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

DANCING SHADOW                 DANCING SHADOW
WANDERERS (329)                WANDERERS (329)
(41-4520) [16-13-0,77]         (41-4520) [16-13-0,77]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

WANDERERS (329)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. I C DRUNK PEOPLE (352)      28
2. WANDERERS (329)             24      LADY OF THE MOON (330)
3. DA DOG POWNDAZ (111)         0      Unchartered Team
4. LADY OF THE MOON (330)     -20
                                       I C DRUNK PEOPLE (352)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 LADY OF THE MOON (330)    56  34  3 62.2   1/ 1 WANDERERS (329)           8  7 0
 2- 2 DA DOG POWNDAZ (111)     408 358 28 53.3   2/ 2*I C DRUNK PEOPLE (352)    3  4 0
 3/ 3 WANDERERS (329)          802 848 17 48.6   3/ 4 LADY OF THE MOON (330)    2  4 0
 4/ 4*I C DRUNK PEOPLE (352)    14  15  0 48.3   4- 3 DA DOG POWNDAZ (111)      1  3 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 348): PENNY of YOU PAY I SLAY (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 698): PARAGON of THE ASSEMBLY (Froot E. Bowl, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 698): VLAD THE IMPALER of THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 683): ROMO of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisant, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 685): RINGWORM of WRESTLING (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 682): VOLDEMORT of SAY MY NAME (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 679): SEETHER of WENSINWASIN 5.5.2. (Khorvinus, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 680): DREAM OF DAY of RANDOM (JE, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 643): LINAEA DEANE of BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 640): CIRCE of LADY OF THE MOON (LHI, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 631): SHELLEY ANN of FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 295): SAVAGE SNOWBALL of FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 525): KUNG PAO KOLACTAN of SHEWISH BUFFET (One Armed Bandit)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 248): SUGAR HILL GANG of RAP ATTACKS (Marma Duke, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 583): COYOTE of BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS (A-Sop, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 348): YOU PAY I SLAY (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 698): BULLDOGS (Kennelworth, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 698): THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 683): ARE YOU ? (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 685): TRIBE (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 682): BASH BROS CAR (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 679): WRATHMEN (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 680): RED DOG GANG (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 643): BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 640): WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 631): AZURE CLOUDS (slugbait, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 296): FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 525): WRATHMEN (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 249): WRATHMEN XIV (Kharadmon, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 583): SUPERIOR FORCES et al (Manager, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 698): BERLAM FOOTE of KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
                   (turn 697): WOOF WOOF of BULLDOGS (Kennelworth, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 685): RINGWORM of WRESTLING (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 680): DREAM OF DAY of RANDOM (JE, mgr.)
             (turn 679): GAZELLE HOUND of DOG DAY AFTERNOON (LHI, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 295): AREOPOLITE of BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 248): SUGAR HILL GANG of RAP ATTACKS (Marma Duke, mgr.)
                 (turn 248): DIANGELIQUE of DARQUE FORCES V (Master Darque, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     If you were disturbed from your beauty rest only to have to watch a bunch of 
KATI-TEI brutes like you, you'd be grouchy, too.  Of course, we're all terribly 
impressed to see RAMBLING ROSE win a fight and gain 19 points, terribly.  Tsk, tsk, 
KUNG-FU MASTER beat STRAY CAT and STRAY CAT lost 12 points.  You're breakin' my 
heart.  And it's out with the old, in with the new, as JACK DANIELS takes the Title 
and last week's bar tab from the old Duelmaster.  Heh, heh.  The Welcome Wench, 
humph!  I've tasted better ale at mortuaries.  Where do they get this stuff?  From 
KATI-TEI's trash dumps?   
     My mother always told me, 'If you don't have anything nice to say, start 
talking.' I loved that woman.  JACK DANIELS was challenged more times this turn than 
the Duelmaster.  Now was the DM insulted or feared?  Heh, heh.   
     Death and Taxes.  The less death I see, the more it taxes my patience.  Let's 
see if anyone's dead or dying.  We're all going to die in the end, so why worry if 
the fate catches up with you sooner that later?   
     What does the KATI-TEI arena have in common with the inns?  It's just as 
comfortable to sleep in either place.  Ha ha ha ha!  Well, I've had enough of this 
drivel, and I'm sure you have too.  Off like a dirty shirt of padded leather.  Glad 
to see the back of this place-- Snide Clemens  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 JACK DANIELS 3947             8   1  0   114       I C DRUNK PEOPLE (352)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-DIANA 3674                   11   7  1    93       LADY OF THE MOON (330)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CIRCE 3740                   12   4  0    90       LADY OF THE MOON (330)
-TRIPLE DAWG DARE 4535        12   6  0    87       DA DOG POWNDAZ (111)
 DANCING SHADOW 4520          16  13  0    77       WANDERERS (329)
 STRAY CAT 4510               14  22  0    74       WANDERERS (329)
-HECATE 3741                   8   6  0    74       LADY OF THE MOON (330)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LOOSEFOOT LARUE 4534         14   6  0    62       WANDERERS (329)
 GAY DECEIVER 4536            13   7  0    59       WANDERERS (329)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 RAMBLING ROSE 4572            3   4  1    43       WANDERERS (329)
-AKITA 4554                    6   6  0    42       DA DOG POWNDAZ (111)
-ANNA MAHL LAY 4553            7   5  0    39       DA DOG POWNDAZ (111)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-PRIME TIME POOCH 4564         4   2  0    26       DA DOG POWNDAZ (111)
-SANTA? 4537                   3   0  0    24       I C DRUNK PEOPLE (352)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-BEER GOGGLES 4538             3   0  0    21       I C DRUNK PEOPLE (352)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
BLAH 4590               0  1 0 I C DRUNK PEOPLE 352 SHEWISH GIANT         641  NONE
DA1 4588                0  1 0 LADY OF THE MOON 330 WURM KIN              641  NONE
JERANAMO! 4589          0  1 0 LADY OF THE MOON 330 HIGH ELF              641  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Is there some hidden meaning in a turn numbered six-forty-one in arena forty-one?
Inquiring minds are vaguely curious.

     No.

Circe -- A cat-kicker.  I suspected it.  And I suppose if I protest, you'll turn me
into a human!  A horrible fate, which I shall avoid if possible. -- Stray Cat
P.S.  Decisively, you know.

Visiting or otherwise, Orcs can't keep up with my footwork. -- Dancing Shadow

The Kung-Fu Master deceived me!  He came out looking innocent and unarmed, and he was
neither! -- Gay Deceiver

I may not dance, but Orcs still can't keep up with me. -- Loosefoot Larue

Can any Scribe be truly Trustworthy? -- Rambling Rose, leery of literacy

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

DA1 was butchered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
JERANAMO! was butchered by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena duel.
BLAH was put to death by SHEWISH GIANT in a 2 minute gory Dark Arena match.
CIRCE was vanquished by JACK DANIELS in a 1 minute mismatched Title brawl.
STRAY CAT was defeated by KUNG-FU MASTER in a 2 minute one-sided fight.
DANCING SHADOW bested NOBLE ASSASSIN in a action packed 2 minute brawl.
GAY DECEIVER was defeated by VIRGINAL CONCUBINE in a exciting 1 minute struggle.
LOOSEFOOT LARUE devastated HAPPY PEASANT in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
RAMBLING ROSE handily defeated AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 1 minute uneven melee.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   3         WALL OF STEEL      9 -   5 -  0      64  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         TOTAL PARRY        5 -   3 -  0      63  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         STRIKING ATTACK   13 -   8 -  1      62  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         AIMED BLOW        14 -   9 -  2      61  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         LUNGING ATTACK    16 -  12 -  0      57  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         SLASHING ATTACK    6 -   8 -  0      43  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      4 -   6 -  1      40  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-LUNGE        1 -   3 -  0      25  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   1 -  0       0  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      0         BASHING ATTACK     0 -   4 -  0       0  |

Turn 641 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  2         4  LUNGING ATTACK 
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  STRIKING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW         1 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         1  AIMED BLOW     
                              SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  1         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
                              STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  1         1  WALL OF STEEL  
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  1         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  0         1  SLASHING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       JACK DANIELS 3947           8   1  0  114 I C DRUNK PEOPLE (352)
LUNGING ATTACK   CIRCE 3740                 12   4  0   90 LADY OF THE MOON (330)
WALL OF STEEL    LOOSEFOOT LARUE 4534       14   6  0   62 WANDERERS (329)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is DANCING SHADOW 4520.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was DANCING SHADOW 4520.  The ten other most popular fighters were BLAH 4590, 
STRAY CAT 4510, JACK DANIELS 3947, LOOSEFOOT LARUE 4534, RAMBLING ROSE 4572, GAY 
DECEIVER 4536, DA1 4588, JERANAMO! 4589, CIRCE 3740, and  0.

The least popular fighter this week was CIRCE 3740.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were JERANAMO! 4589, DA1 4588, GAY DECEIVER 4536, RAMBLING ROSE 4572, 
LOOSEFOOT LARUE 4534, JACK DANIELS 3947, STRAY CAT 4510, BLAH 4590, DANCING SHADOW 
4520, and  0.