DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 06/26/2012    Duedate: 07/09/2012

KATI-TEI ARENA

DM-41    TURN-643

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

JACK DANIELS
I C DRUNK PEOPLE (352)
(41-3947) [10-1-0,123]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

JACK DANIELS                   TOP ELF LIQUOR
I C DRUNK PEOPLE (352)         SHEWISH BUFFET (410)
(41-3947) [10-1-0,123]         (41-4579) [2-0-0,26]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

DANCING SHADOW                 TOP ELF LIQUOR
WANDERERS (329)                SHEWISH BUFFET (410)
(41-4520) [17-14-0,90]         (41-4579) [2-0-0,26]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

WANDERERS (329)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. SHEWISH BUFFET (410)        30
2. WANDERERS (329)             13      I C DRUNK PEOPLE (352)
3. I C DRUNK PEOPLE (352)      12      Unchartered Team
4. DA DOG POWNDAZ (111)         0
5. LADY OF THE MOON (330)       0      SHEWISH BUFFET (410)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1 LADY OF THE MOON (330)    57  34  3 62.6   1/ 1 WANDERERS (329)           6  9 0
 2- 2 DA DOG POWNDAZ (111)     409 359 28 53.3   2/ 2 I C DRUNK PEOPLE (352)    4  4 0
 3/ 3 I C DRUNK PEOPLE (352)    17  18  0 48.6   3/ 5*SHEWISH BUFFET (410)      2  7 0
 4/ 4 WANDERERS (329)          805 855 17 48.5   4- 4 DA DOG POWNDAZ (111)      1  1 0
 5/ 5*SHEWISH BUFFET (410)       2   7  0 22.2   5- 3 LADY OF THE MOON (330)    1  3 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 349): IMA SLAYER of YOU PAY I SLAY (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 700): COWABUNGA! Of BULLDOGS (Kennelworth, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 700): VLAD THE IMPALER of THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 685): ROMO of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 687): WWC of WRESTLING (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 684): RAGDOLL of ERRATA (JE, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 681): SEETHER of WENSINWASIN 5.5.2. (Khorvinus, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 682): PROFESSOR PUTT of LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 645): LINAEA DEANE of BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 642): JACK DANIELS of I C DRUNK PEOPLE (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 633): THE COOK MESSED UP of BASH BROS. WAITRESS
                                              (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 297): SAVAGE SNOWBALL of FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 527): KUNG PAO KOLACTAN of SHEWISH BUFFET (One Armed Bandit)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 250): POSITION IS EMPTY
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 585): BIKINI LINE of SUPERIOR FORCES (Manager, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 649): YOU PAY I SLAY (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 700): BULLDOGS (Kennelworth, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 700): THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 685): MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 687): KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 684): ANDROID DUNGEON 010 (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 681): WRATHMEN (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 682): ALL JACKED UP (Pat Sajak, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 645): BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 642): WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 633): THE 27 CLUB (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 297): FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 527): WRATHMEN (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 250): WRATHMEN XIV (Kharadmon, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 585): SUPERIOR FORCES et al (Manager, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 700): COWABUNGA! Of BULLDOGS (Kennelworth, mgr.)
                               PARAGON of THE ASSEMBLY (Froot E. Bowl, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 700): VLAD THE IMPALER of THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 685): GILLY MANDERSON of MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 686): TARANA STONE of KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 683): WAIT of ERRATA (JE, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 681): SEETHER of WENSINWASIN 5.5.2. (Khorvinus, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 681): EMERICA of RESCUE RANGERS II (Rascally Rabbit, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 645): LINAEA DEANE of BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
              (turn 644): LORIS DEANE of BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 297): SAVAGE SNOWBALL of FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 250): RAPUNZEL of DARQUE FORCES V (Master Darque, mgr.)
                 (turn 249): SUGAR HILL GANG of RAP ATTACKS (Marma Duke, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     Well, what are you looking at, KATI-TEI?  Ain't you never seen Snide Clemens 
before?  Ah, shaddup and listen to my news.  Of course, we're all terribly impressed 
to see TOP ELF LIQUOR win a fight and gain 16 points, terribly.  Tsk, tsk, TOP ELF 
LIQUOR beat BEER GOGGLES and BEER GOGGLES lost 10 points.  You're breakin' my heart.  
And if variety is the spice of life, KATI-TEI may be getting bland, as JACK DANIELS 
stays top dog in the city.  Kickbacks and bribes, kickbacks and bribes, how else do 
you think some of these guys win their fights?  Skill?  Ha!   
     He who fights and runs away will live to fight another day, the coward.   
     Death and Taxes.  The less death I see, the more it taxes my patience.  Let's 
see if anyone's dead or dying.  We're all going to die in the end, so why worry if 
the fate catches up with you sooner that later?   
     I was about to buy a new quill pen the other day, but some fighter took it for 
an epee.  Forgive me for writing with a dagger.  Just wait 'till next time I show up 
here, I won't be so nice!  So nyaaah!  Glad to see the back of this place-- Snide 
Clemens  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 JACK DANIELS 3947            10   1  0   123       I C DRUNK PEOPLE (352)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-CIRCE 3740                   13   4  0    95       LADY OF THE MOON (330)
-DIANA 3674                   11   7  1    93       LADY OF THE MOON (330)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DANCING SHADOW 4520          17  14  0    90       WANDERERS (329)
 STRAY CAT 4510               15  23  0    87       WANDERERS (329)
-TRIPLE DAWG DARE 4535        12   7  0    78       DA DOG POWNDAZ (111)
-HECATE 3741                   8   6  0    74       LADY OF THE MOON (330)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LOOSEFOOT LARUE 4534         14   8  0    66       WANDERERS (329)
 GAY DECEIVER 4536            14   8  0    58       WANDERERS (329)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-AKITA 4554                    7   6  0    49       DA DOG POWNDAZ (111)
-ANNA MAHL LAY 4553            7   5  0    39       DA DOG POWNDAZ (111)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 RAMBLING ROSE 4572            3   6  1    30       WANDERERS (329)
-PRIME TIME POOCH 4564         4   2  0    26       DA DOG POWNDAZ (111)
 TOP ELF LIQUOR 4579           2   0  0    26       SHEWISH BUFFET (410)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SANTA? 4537                   3   1  0    23       I C DRUNK PEOPLE (352)
 WILD TURKEY 4582              1   0  0    13       I C DRUNK PEOPLE (352)
 BEER GOGGLES 4538             3   1  0    11       I C DRUNK PEOPLE (352)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
GREYGOOSE 4593          0  1 0 I C DRUNK PEOPLE 352 HIGH ELF              643  NONE
BREAKFAST 4594          0  1 0 SHEWISH BUFFET 410   STONE GOLEM           643  NONE
DINNER 4597             0  1 0 SHEWISH BUFFET 410   DARK CHAMPION         643  NONE
LUNCH 4595              0  1 0 SHEWISH BUFFET 410   SPYMASTER             643  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Three awards?  You guys clearly aren't trying hard enough. -- Top Elf Liquor

Why does the Dark Arena get all the food?  We're hungry, too! -- the Wanderers

Triple Dawg Dare -- I don't see how you can dance faster than I do, but you can and
you do.  Annoying of you, but impressive. -- Dancing Shadow

Akita -- Bad Dog!  Bad!  You aren't supposed to dig up the rose bushes. -- Rambling
Rose

Jack Daniels -- You're a worse nuisance in an alley even than I am. -- Stray Cat

Circe -- You seem to have turned me into a "pig on ice," according to my teammates.
At least, that's what they said I looked like out there on the sands. -- Loosefoot
Larue

Why was I matched with the Kung-Fu Master?  What has Kung-Fu to do with me? -- Gay
Deceiver
P.S.  Or mastery, either.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

DINNER was butchered by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
LUNCH was butchered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
GREYGOOSE was murdered by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute Dark Arena melee.
BREAKFAST was murdered by STONE GOLEM in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
JACK DANIELS won victory over DANCING SHADOW in a 1 minute master's Title brawl.
STRAY CAT defeated KHALHUMS DWARF in a crowd pleasing 2 minute master's match.
LOOSEFOOT LARUE lost to KHALHUMS DWARF in a exciting 3 minute bloody master's fight.
RAMBLING ROSE was handily defeated by RUTHLESS JAYWALKER in a 1 minute uneven fight.
GAY DECEIVER vanquished SANTA? in a 1 minute uneven duel.
TOP ELF LIQUOR won victory over BEER GOGGLES in a 6 minute beginner's fight.
WILD TURKEY overpowered SHIFTYEYED VOLUNTEER in a 1 minute one-sided fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                       3         LUNGING ATTACK    17 -  10 -  0      63  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   3         AIMED BLOW        12 -   8 -  0      60  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  3         TOTAL PARRY        4 -   4 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         WALL OF STEEL      6 -   7 -  0      46  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      4 -   6 -  1      40  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         STRIKING ATTACK    8 -  13 -  1      38  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         PARRY-LUNGE        1 -   2 -  0      33  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         SLASHING ATTACK    3 -   8 -  0      27  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   0         BASHING ATTACK     0 -   3 -  0       0  |

Turn 643 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         2 -  1     STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  2         4  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  1     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  1         2  AIMED BLOW     
                              PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  STRIKING ATTACK
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
                              SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  1         1  WALL OF STEEL  
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  0         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  1     
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  1     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       JACK DANIELS 3947          10   1  0  123 I C DRUNK PEOPLE (352)
LUNGING ATTACK   DANCING SHADOW 4520        17  14  0   90 WANDERERS (329)
WALL OF STEEL    LOOSEFOOT LARUE 4534       14   8  0   66 WANDERERS (329)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is DANCING SHADOW 4520.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was TOP ELF LIQUOR 4579.  The ten other most popular fighters were LOOSEFOOT 
LARUE 4534, STRAY CAT 4510, JACK DANIELS 3947, DANCING SHADOW 4520, GAY DECEIVER 
4536, WILD TURKEY 4582, DINNER 4597, LUNCH 4595, GREYGOOSE 4593, and BREAKFAST 4594.

The least popular fighter this week was BEER GOGGLES 4538.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were SANTA? 4537, RAMBLING ROSE 4572, BREAKFAST 4594, GREYGOOSE 
4593, LUNCH 4595, DINNER 4597, WILD TURKEY 4582, GAY DECEIVER 4536, DANCING SHADOW 
4520, and JACK DANIELS 3947.