DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 07/24/2012    Duedate: 08/06/2012

KATI-TEI ARENA

DM-41    TURN-645

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

STRAY CAT
WANDERERS (329)
(41-4510) [16-24-0,100]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

STRAY CAT                      TOP ELF LIQUOR
WANDERERS (329)                SHEWISH BUFFET (410)
(41-4510) [16-24-0,100]        (41-4579) [4-0-0,42]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

DANCING SHADOW                 DANCING SHADOW
WANDERERS (329)                WANDERERS (329)
(41-4520) [17-16-0,71]         (41-4520) [17-16-0,71]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

WANDERERS (329)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. SHEWISH BUFFET (410)        36
2. WANDERERS (329)              8      WANDERERS (329)
3. THE PLAGUE (93)              0      Unchartered Team
4. LADY OF THE MOON (330)       0
5. DA DOG POWNDAZ (111)         0      SHEWISH BUFFET (410)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1 LADY OF THE MOON (330)    58  34  3 63.0   1/ 1 WANDERERS (329)           7  8 0
 2- 2 DA DOG POWNDAZ (111)     409 360 28 53.2   2/ 4*SHEWISH BUFFET (410)      4  8 0
 3- 3 THE PLAGUE (93)          414 370 24 52.8   3- 2 THE PLAGUE (93)           3  2 0
 4/ 4 WANDERERS (329)          810 860 17 48.5   4/ 3 I C DRUNK PEOPLE (352)    2  7 0
 5/ 5 I C DRUNK PEOPLE (352)    17  22  0 43.6   5- 5 LADY OF THE MOON (330)    1  0 0
 6/ 6*SHEWISH BUFFET (410)       5  12  0 29.4   6- 6 DA DOG POWNDAZ (111)      0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 350): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 702): SLARTIBARTFAST of THE HITCHHIKERS (Deep Thought, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 702): FAITH of ZOMBIE SQUAD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 687): ROMO of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 689): WWC of WRESTLING (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 686): VOLDEMORT of SAY MY NAME (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 683): BETTEY DECKER of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 684): PROFESSOR PUTT of LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 647): MENDAL CORDIN of BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 644): CIRCE of LADY OF THE MOON (LHI, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 635): WHAT WATER? of BASH BROS. WAITRESS (Assurnasirbanipal)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 298): ANASTASIUS of DARQUE AGES (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 529): KUNG PAO KOLACTAN of SHEWISH BUFFET (One Armed Bandit)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 251): AFTERSHOCK of SLAMMA JAMMA (Marma Duke?, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 587): GAMBIT of ZOMBIE SQUAD (Khisanth, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 650): YOU PAY I SLAY (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 702): THE JOKER'S WILD (Sir Jessie Jest, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 702): THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 687): SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 689): KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 686): THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 683): WRATHMEN (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 684): LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 647): BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 644): WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 635): THE 27 CLUB (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 298): FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 529): WRATHMEN (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 251): ARENAS III (?, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 587): NO-HALF STEPPING (?, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 702): BLOOD MONKEY of SNUGGLEBUNNIES (Otto X, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 685): SHOULDA 8 STEAK of PARKING LOT 3 (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 683): LUMBER JACK of ALL JACKED UP (Pat Sajak, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 646): COOLIN DUNN of BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 635): MARCI FOOTE of BLUVALLEY WARRIORS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 297): SAVAGE SNOWBALL of FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 529): LILLY SCOOTER of WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 250): RAPUNZEL of DARQUE FORCES V (Master Darque, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     It is I, Novgorodny Vir, Spymaster of Spymasters.  Look on my work, ye mighty, 
and despair!  WANDERERS had cause to celebrate, after STRAY CAT got 20 points by 
beating JACK DANIELS.  JACK DANIELS certainly had a baffled expression on his face, 
after losing to STRAY CAT and losing 15 points in the process!  A certain someone saw 
CIRCE at The Warty Toad with the shakes, and now she fails to show up to defend hers 
throne.  What a pathetic slob!  In KATI-TEI, nothing is permanent (except Death), and 
we find ourselves a new Duelmaster, STRAY CAT.  So who's the team that's been walking 
into taverns last week and ordering milk?  Sounds like a PR stunt to me.   
     So much to report, so little time!   
     The moving sword slashes, and having slashed, moves on...  Questions are being 
raised about the disposing of severed body parts in the arena.  A certain tavern in 
KATI-TEI would I avoid!   
     Leave me now, you base fools!  My fingers tire and I fear my incessant prattling 
may cause unfair judgement upon my impeccable character.  Do not despair!  I shall 
return!-- Novgorodny Vir  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 STRAY CAT 4510               16  24  0   100       WANDERERS (329)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-CIRCE 3740                   14   4  0   114       LADY OF THE MOON (330)
-UBBA-SATHLA 4438             18  15  0   103       THE PLAGUE (93)
-DIANA 3674                   11   7  1    93       LADY OF THE MOON (330)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-N'KAI 4477                   12   9  0    82       THE PLAGUE (93)
 LOOSEFOOT LARUE 4534         16   8  0    80       WANDERERS (329)
 JACK DANIELS 3947            10   3  0    75       I C DRUNK PEOPLE (352)
-HECATE 3741                   8   6  0    74       LADY OF THE MOON (330)
 DANCING SHADOW 4520          17  16  0    71       WANDERERS (329)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-TRIPLE DAWG DARE 4535        12   8  0    66       DA DOG POWNDAZ (111)
 GAY DECEIVER 4536            15   9  0    63       WANDERERS (329)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-AKITA 4554                    7   6  0    49       DA DOG POWNDAZ (111)
-WAY OF THE WICKED 4495        8   8  0    48       THE PLAGUE (93)
 TOP ELF LIQUOR 4579           4   0  0    42       SHEWISH BUFFET (410)
-ANNA MAHL LAY 4553            7   5  0    39       DA DOG POWNDAZ (111)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 RAMBLING ROSE 4572            4   7  1    32       WANDERERS (329)
-PRIME TIME POOCH 4564         4   2  0    26       DA DOG POWNDAZ (111)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-SANTA? 4537                   3   1  0    23       I C DRUNK PEOPLE (352)
-VICTIM OF CHANGE 4548         4   0  0    20       THE PLAGUE (93)
 HOSTESS CUPCAKE 4600          1   0  0    13       SHEWISH BUFFET (410)
-BEER GOGGLES 4538             3   1  0    11       I C DRUNK PEOPLE (352)
-WILD TURKEY 4582              1   1  0    10       I C DRUNK PEOPLE (352)
-LEFT 4 DEAD 4526              0   7  0     7       THE PLAGUE (93)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
MEAL 4602               0  1 0 SHEWISH BUFFET 410   WURM KIN              645  NONE
PULLED ORC 4599         0  1 0 SHEWISH BUFFET 410   HIGH ELF              645  NONE
SNACK 4603              0  1 0 SHEWISH BUFFET 410   STONE GOLEM           645  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Please welcome Shewish Buffet's newest warrior, Hostess Cupcake.  She is a bit
overwhelmed by her recent ordeal, so please be kind. -- One Armed Bandit

Ubba-Sathla -- Well, of course.  I like fish, but... tentacles?  I don't think so! --
Stray Cat, not a fool

N'Kai -- A plague!  A plague!  Run for your lives!  Or at least for mine. -- Dancing
Shadow, looking for the safe exit

Triple Dawg Dare -- Ah, I got you on the quadruple.  Not bad, though. -- Gay Deceiver

Way of the Wicked -- A dwarf.  It figures. -- Loosefoot Larue

If that Merchant is truly Honest, I'll eat him.  Well, okay, maybe not THAT, but do
they SERIOUSLY expect us to believe that "Honest Merchant" stuff?  He sells second-
hand horses. -- Rambling Rose

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

PULLED ORC was butchered by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
MEAL was slaughtered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena battle.
SNACK was murdered by STONE GOLEM in a 3 minute gruesome Dark Arena fight.
LOOSEFOOT LARUE bested VIRGINAL CONCUBINE in a 1 minute veteran's contest.
DANCING SHADOW was defeated by KHALHUMS DWARF in a 3 minute master's match.
STRAY CAT vanquished JACK DANIELS in a exciting 1 minute mismatched Title fight.
GAY DECEIVER was devastated by KUNG-FU MASTER in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
RAMBLING ROSE lost to TOP ELF LIQUOR in a 1 minute expert vs. beginner upset duel.
HOSTESS CUPCAKE vanquished FRIENDLY CONSTABLE in a 1 minute one-sided duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                       2         AIMED BLOW        14 -   7 -  0      67  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         WALL OF STEEL      8 -   5 -  0      62  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   2         LUNGING ATTACK    16 -  12 -  0      57  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      6 -   7 -  1      46  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         STRIKING ATTACK    6 -  13 -  0      32  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         TOTAL PARRY        2 -   5 -  0      29  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         SLASHING ATTACK    1 -   7 -  0      13  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   1 -  0       0  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   5 -  0       0  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      0         BASHING ATTACK     0 -   5 -  0       0  |

Turn 645 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  1         4  LUNGING ATTACK 
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         2  STRIKING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW         1 -  1     LUNGING ATTACK     0 -  2         2  WALL OF STEEL  
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  1     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  0         2  AIMED BLOW     
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  1         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  0     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
WALL OF STEEL    LOOSEFOOT LARUE 4534       16   8  0   80 WANDERERS (329)
AIMED BLOW       JACK DANIELS 3947          10   3  0   75 I C DRUNK PEOPLE (352)
LUNGING ATTACK   DANCING SHADOW 4520        17  16  0   71 WANDERERS (329)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is DANCING SHADOW 4520.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was DANCING SHADOW 4520.  The ten other most popular fighters were TOP ELF 
LIQUOR 4579, STRAY CAT 4510, LOOSEFOOT LARUE 4534, HOSTESS CUPCAKE 4600, MEAL 4602, 
JACK DANIELS 3947, GAY DECEIVER 4536, PULLED ORC 4599, SNACK 4603, and RAMBLING ROSE 
4572.

The least popular fighter this week was RAMBLING ROSE 4572.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were SNACK 4603, PULLED ORC 4599, GAY DECEIVER 4536, JACK DANIELS 
3947, MEAL 4602, HOSTESS CUPCAKE 4600, LOOSEFOOT LARUE 4534, STRAY CAT 4510, TOP ELF 
LIQUOR 4579, and DANCING SHADOW 4520.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

CIRCE (41-3740) LADY OF THE MOON (330)