DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 08/21/2012    Duedate: 09/03/2012

KATI-TEI ARENA

DM-41    TURN-647

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

STRAY CAT
WANDERERS (329)
(41-4510) [17-25-0,98]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

STRAY CAT                      DOUBLE TRUE
WANDERERS (329)                LAZY SUNDAY (411)
(41-4510) [17-25-0,98]         (41-4585) [2-0-0,25]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

DANCING SHADOW                 STRAY CAT
WANDERERS (329)                WANDERERS (329)
(41-4520) [17-18-0,69]         (41-4510) [17-25-0,98]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

WANDERERS (329)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. WANDERERS (329)             28
2. LAZY SUNDAY (411)           11      WANDERERS (329)
3. I C DRUNK PEOPLE (352)       7      Unchartered Team
4. SHEWISH BUFFET (410)         0
5. LADY OF THE MOON (330)       0      LAZY SUNDAY (411)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1*LAZY SUNDAY (411)          4   1  0 80.0   1/ 1 WANDERERS (329)           6  9 0
 2- 2 LADY OF THE MOON (330)    59  34  3 63.4   2/ 2*LAZY SUNDAY (411)         4  1 0
 3/ 5 WANDERERS (329)          814 866 17 48.5   3/ 6 I C DRUNK PEOPLE (352)    2  2 0
 4/ 6 I C DRUNK PEOPLE (352)    19  23  0 45.2   4- 4*SHEWISH BUFFET (410)      2  8 0
 5- 7*SHEWISH BUFFET (410)       5  17  0 22.7   5- 5 LADY OF THE MOON (330)    1  0 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 351): IMA SLAYER of YOU PAY I SLAY (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 704): SLARTIBARTFAST of THE HITCHHIKERS (Deep Thought, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 704): TWO BUCK CHUCK of NO-HALF STEPPING (?, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 689): ROMO of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 691): JOBERT DONNER of KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 688): BLOODFEUD MAN of MASTERS OF SIN (Sin, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 685): BETTEY DECKER of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 686): PROFESSOR PUTT of LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 649): PRINCESS BUBBLEGUM of ADVENTURE TIME 2 (Muffin Man, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 646): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 637): THE COOK MESSED UP of BASH BROS. WAITRESS
                                                          (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 299): ZOUM LA BOUSE of BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 531): KUNG PAO KOLACTAN of SHEWISH BUFFET (One Armed Bandit)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 252): B'ZIADUL of WRATHMEN XIV (Kharadmon, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 589): GAMBIT of ZOMBIE SQUAD (Khisanth, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 351): YOU PAY I SLAY (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 704): THE HITCHHIKERS (Deep Thought, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 704): THE DOGHOUSE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 689): MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 691): TRIBE (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 688): SAY MY NAME (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 684): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 686): WRATHMEN (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 649): BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 646): WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 637): BLUVALLEY WARRIORS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 299): WAH CHING (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 531): WRATHMEN (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 252): ARENAS III (Kharadmon?, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 589): NO-HALF STEPPING (?, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 703): SEVEN WIT of WRATHMEN DM 20 (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 703): FAITH of ZOMBIE SQUAD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 690): WWC of WRESTLING (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 645): CIRCE of LADY OF THE MOON (LHI, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     Well, what are you looking at, KATI-TEI?  Ain't you never seen Snide Clemens 
before?  Ah, shaddup and listen to my news.  I C DRUNK PEOPLE turned their 1-1-0 turn 
into a 3rd place rank in the listings this turn.  Any better than this, and you get 
put on hit lists.  Of course, we're all terribly impressed to see RAMBLING ROSE win a 
fight and gain 20 points, terribly.  And it's out with the old, in with the new, as 
STRAY CAT takes the Title and last week's bar tab from the old Duelmaster.  Heh, heh. 
The Warty Toad, humph!  I've tasted better ale at mortuaries.  Where do they get this 
stuff?  From KATI-TEI's trash dumps?   
     My mother always told me, 'If you don't have anything nice to say, start 
talking.' I loved that woman.   
     Death and Taxes.  The less death I see, the more it taxes my patience.  Let's 
see if anyone's dead or dying.  Ya gotta go sometime, and GAY DECEIVER's time was 
this time.  Hmmm, not a bad fighter, had it lived... (what?  me pity?).  We're all 
going to die in the end, so why worry if the fate catches up with you sooner that 
later?   
     There's got to be a better place in KATI-TEI to get a drink than The Warty Toad! 
Any suggestions?  Phlllt!  Just had to do that before I leave the fine city of 
KATI-TEI.  I feel much better now.  Glad to see the back of this place-- Snide 
Clemens  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 STRAY CAT 4510               17  25  0    98       WANDERERS (329)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 JACK DANIELS 3947            12   3  0    97       I C DRUNK PEOPLE (352)
-DIANA 3674                   11   7  1    93       LADY OF THE MOON (330)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LOOSEFOOT LARUE 4534         17   9  0    76       WANDERERS (329)
-HECATE 3741                   8   6  0    74       LADY OF THE MOON (330)
 DANCING SHADOW 4520          17  18  0    69       WANDERERS (329)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 RAMBLING ROSE 4572            5   8  1    47       WANDERERS (329)
-TOP ELF LIQUOR 4579           4   1  0    39       SHEWISH BUFFET (410)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DOUBLE TRUE 4585              2   0  0    25       LAZY SUNDAY (411)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-SANTA? 4537                   3   1  0    23       I C DRUNK PEOPLE (352)
-MAGNOLIA 4586                 1   0  0    19       LAZY SUNDAY (411)
-GHOST LIKE SWAYZE 4584        1   0  0    15       LAZY SUNDAY (411)
-BEER GOGGLES 4538             3   1  0    11       I C DRUNK PEOPLE (352)
-HOSTESS CUPCAKE 4600          1   1  0     8       SHEWISH BUFFET (410)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
WILD TURKEY 4582        1  2 0 I C DRUNK PEOPLE 352 BLACK ORC             647  NONE
MAP QUEST 4583          0  1 0 LAZY SUNDAY 411      MOUNTAIN TROLL        647  NONE
GAY DECEIVER 4536      16 10 0 WANDERERS 329        KUNG-FU MASTER        647  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Obviously not our day.  On the whole, I think we should have stayed home in bed.  Of
course, I'm a Cat, and I know that many problems will go away if you sleep long
enough. -- Stray Cat for the rest of the Wanderers
P.S.  And it's even the Cat Nights (they follow the Dog Days, no, really, check the
almanac!).  We should be doing better on the Cat Nights.  Not fighting at NIGHT, of
course, night is for romancing.  And, well, I'm the only true Cat on the team, so
maybe....

Just to cross our eyes and dot our tees:

To those we fought -- Good fight. -- We who fought you
P.S.  Except the Ruthless Jaywalker.  We don't salute him.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

WILD TURKEY was butchered by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
MAP QUEST was slaughtered by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena battle.
STRAY CAT demolished NOBLE ASSASSIN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven Title fight.
JACK DANIELS devastated DANCING SHADOW in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
LOOSEFOOT LARUE savagely defeated KUNG-FU MASTER in a 1 minute competition.
GAY DECEIVER was savagely slain by KUNG-FU MASTER in a 2 minute brutal struggle.
RAMBLING ROSE devastated THE HONEST MERCHANT in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
DOUBLE TRUE handily defeated POLITE BEGGAR in a 1 minute uneven melee.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   3         AIMED BLOW        15 -   7 -  0      68  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         WALL OF STEEL      7 -   7 -  0      50  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         LUNGING ATTACK    16 -  16 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      6 -   8 -  0      43  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         SLASHING ATTACK    3 -   5 -  0      38  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         STRIKING ATTACK    5 -  12 -  0      29  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         TOTAL PARRY        0 -   5 -  0       0  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   3 -  0       0  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   5 -  0       0  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      0         BASHING ATTACK     0 -   4 -  0       0  |

Turn 647 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  AIMED BLOW     
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     0 -  3         2  SLASHING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  0     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  0         1  STRIKING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  1     TOTAL PARRY        0 -  0         1  WALL OF STEEL  
                                                                1  PARRY-LUNGE    
                                                                1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       JACK DANIELS 3947          12   3  0   97 I C DRUNK PEOPLE (352)
WALL OF STEEL    LOOSEFOOT LARUE 4534       17   9  0   76 WANDERERS (329)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is DANCING SHADOW 4520.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was STRAY CAT 4510.  The ten other most popular fighters were LOOSEFOOT LARUE 
4534, GAY DECEIVER 4536, RAMBLING ROSE 4572, DOUBLE TRUE 4585, JACK DANIELS 3947, 
DANCING SHADOW 4520, WILD TURKEY 4582, MAP QUEST 4583,  0, and  0.

The least popular fighter this week was MAP QUEST 4583.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were WILD TURKEY 4582, DANCING SHADOW 4520, JACK DANIELS 3947, DOUBLE TRUE 
4585, RAMBLING ROSE 4572, GAY DECEIVER 4536, LOOSEFOOT LARUE 4534, STRAY CAT 4510,  
0, and  0.