DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 09/04/2012    Duedate: 09/17/2012

KATI-TEI ARENA

DM-41    TURN-648

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

JACK DANIELS
I C DRUNK PEOPLE (352)
(41-3947) [13-3-0,108]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

JACK DANIELS                   POSITION IS EMPTY
I C DRUNK PEOPLE (352)         
(41-3947) [13-3-0,108]         

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

DANCING SHADOW                 JACK DANIELS
WANDERERS (329)                I C DRUNK PEOPLE (352)
(41-4520) [17-19-0,70]         (41-3947) [13-3-0,108]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

WANDERERS (329)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. I C DRUNK PEOPLE (352)      11
2. WANDERERS (329)              7      WANDERERS (329)
3. LAZY SUNDAY (411)            0      Unchartered Team
4. LADY OF THE MOON (330)       0
5. SHEWISH BUFFET (410)         0       (-1)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1*LAZY SUNDAY (411)          4   1  0 80.0   1/ 1 WANDERERS (329)           6  9 0
 2- 2 LADY OF THE MOON (330)    59  34  3 63.4   2- 2*LAZY SUNDAY (411)         4  1 0
 3/ 3 WANDERERS (329)          816 869 17 48.4   3/ 3 I C DRUNK PEOPLE (352)    3  1 0
 4/ 4 I C DRUNK PEOPLE (352)    20  23  0 46.5   4- 5 LADY OF THE MOON (330)    1  0 0
 5- 5*SHEWISH BUFFET (410)       5  17  0 22.7   5- 4*SHEWISH BUFFET (410)      0  5 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 352): IMA SLAYER of YOU PAY I SLAY (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 705): A DOG'S LIFE of BULLDOGS (Kennelworth, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 705): TWO BUCK CHUCK of NO-HALF STEPPING (?, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 690): ROMO of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 692): WHAT? Of TRIBE (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 689): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 686): BETTEY DECKER of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 687): KAIJHEK of WRATHMEN (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 650): PRINCESS BUBBLEGUM of ADVENTURE TIME 2 (Muffin Man, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 647): STRAY CAT of WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 638): THE COOK MESSED UP of BASH BROS. WAITRESS
                                                          (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 299): ZOUM LA BOUSE of BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 532): OHMYGOD of WRATHMEN (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 253): B'ZIADUL of WRATHMEN XIV (Kharadmon, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 590): HANGMAN of FACES OF DEATH (Blackhart, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 352): YOU PAY I SLAY (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 705): COLORIFIC (Purple People Eater, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 705): THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 690): MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 692): TRIBE (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 689): FUNKY FOLK (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 686): GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 687): ALL JACKED UP (Pat Sajak, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 650): RANDOM (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 647): WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 638): BLUVALLEY WARRIORS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 299): WAH CHING (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 532): WRATHMEN (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 253): WRATHMEN XIV (Kharadmon, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 590): SUPERIOR FORCES (Manager, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 705): A DOG'S LIFE of BULLDOGS (Kennelworth, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 705): VISIONZ of WU TANG FOREVER (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
                          LUG NUT of THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 638): LONG BIGGAR of BLUVALLEY WARRIORS (Jorja, mgr.)

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

     I feel sure we will receive some stern punishment for scooping so many awards on
one turn, but what the heck, it was worth it.  No guts, no glory, and stuff like
that.  I wish I could consider the death of that THING, Gay Deceiver, as the
punishment, but that was closer to a benefit.  Oh, well.

                                    Stray Cat

                                      SPY REPORT

     If you were disturbed from your beauty rest only to have to watch a bunch of 
KATI-TEI brutes like you, you'd be grouchy, too.  Of course, we're all terribly 
impressed to see WHITE LADY win a fight and gain 15 points, terribly.  Tsk, tsk, 
KUNG-FU MASTER beat LOOSEFOOT LARUE and LOOSEFOOT LARUE lost 8 points.  You're 
breakin' my heart.  And it's out with the old, in with the new, as JACK DANIELS takes 
the Title and last week's bar tab from the old Duelmaster.  Heh, heh.  I'm not in a 
very good mood today, but why am I telling you this?  You want to know what's new, 
don't you, KATI-TEI?   
     Well, let's take a look at some more misdeeds of you miserable sword-boys.   
     Some people like volunteer work in the hospitals.  I volunteer for KATI-TEI's 
morgue.  More variety.  Titanium shields and bamboo daggers, guess what brave team is 
developing these kinds of weapons?   
     What does the KATI-TEI arena have in common with the inns?  It's just as 
comfortable to sleep in either place.  Ha ha ha ha!  Just wait 'till next time I show 
up here, I won't be so nice!  So nyaaah!  Glad to see the back of this place-- Snide 
Clemens  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 JACK DANIELS 3947            13   3  0   108       I C DRUNK PEOPLE (352)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-DIANA 3674                   11   7  1    93       LADY OF THE MOON (330)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 STRAY CAT 4510               17  26  0    90       WANDERERS (329)
-HECATE 3741                   8   6  0    74       LADY OF THE MOON (330)
 DANCING SHADOW 4520          17  19  0    70       WANDERERS (329)
 LOOSEFOOT LARUE 4534         17  10  0    68       WANDERERS (329)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 RAMBLING ROSE 4572            6   8  1    54       WANDERERS (329)
-TOP ELF LIQUOR 4579           4   1  0    39       SHEWISH BUFFET (410)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-DOUBLE TRUE 4585              2   0  0    25       LAZY SUNDAY (411)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-SANTA? 4537                   3   1  0    23       I C DRUNK PEOPLE (352)
-MAGNOLIA 4586                 1   0  0    19       LAZY SUNDAY (411)
-GHOST LIKE SWAYZE 4584        1   0  0    15       LAZY SUNDAY (411)
 WHITE LADY 4624               1   0  0    15       WANDERERS (329)
-BEER GOGGLES 4538             3   1  0    11       I C DRUNK PEOPLE (352)
-HOSTESS CUPCAKE 4600          1   1  0     8       SHEWISH BUFFET (410)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Jack Daniels -- Our only fight with a managed opponent!  Of course I lost, but still,
it was an honor. -- Dancing Shadow

I suppose it's POSSIBLE that if I hadn't defeated the Kung-Fu Master "savagely," he
would not have "savagely slain" my teammate, Gay Deceiver.  Or then again, possibly
it is not some kind of bitter cause-and-effect.  Which I choose to believe. --
Loosefoot Larue
P.S.  It was really STUPID of Gay to lose that fight.

An "Honest" Merchant?  Pshaw! -- Rambling Rose

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

STRAY CAT was devastated by JACK DANIELS in a 1 minute mismatched Title fight.
DANCING SHADOW lost to KUNG-FU MASTER in a exciting 2 minute uneven battle.
LOOSEFOOT LARUE was narrowly defeated by KUNG-FU MASTER in a 2 minute duel.
RAMBLING ROSE devastated HAPPY PEASANT in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
WHITE LADY overpowered POLITE BEGGAR in a 2 minute mismatched match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                       2         AIMED BLOW        15 -   7 -  0      68  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      7 -   7 -  0      50  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   1         SLASHING ATTACK    3 -   3 -  0      50  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         LUNGING ATTACK    15 -  16 -  0      48  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         WALL OF STEEL      6 -   8 -  0      43  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         STRIKING ATTACK    4 -  12 -  0      25  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         TOTAL PARRY        0 -   4 -  0       0  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   3 -  0       0  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   5 -  0       0  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      0         BASHING ATTACK     0 -   4 -  0       0  |

Turn 648 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         2 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  AIMED BLOW     
                              LUNGING ATTACK     0 -  1         2  SLASHING ATTACK
                              SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  0         1  STRIKING ATTACK
                              STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  1         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  0         1  WALL OF STEEL  
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  0         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  1     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       JACK DANIELS 3947          13   3  0  108 I C DRUNK PEOPLE (352)
WALL OF STEEL    LOOSEFOOT LARUE 4534       17  10  0   68 WANDERERS (329)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is DANCING SHADOW 4520.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was JACK DANIELS 3947.  The ten other most popular fighters were DANCING SHADOW 
4520, LOOSEFOOT LARUE 4534, WHITE LADY 4624, RAMBLING ROSE 4572, STRAY CAT 4510,  0,  
0,  0,  0, and  0.

The least popular fighter this week was STRAY CAT 4510.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were RAMBLING ROSE 4572, WHITE LADY 4624, LOOSEFOOT LARUE 4534, DANCING 
SHADOW 4520, JACK DANIELS 3947,  0,  0,  0,  0, and  0.