DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 04/16/2013    Duedate: 04/29/2013

KATI-TEI ARENA

DM-41    TURN-664

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

DODO
BIRDS (286)
(41-4321) [10-9-0,109]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

DODO                           POSITION IS EMPTY
BIRDS (286)                    
(41-4321) [10-9-0,109]         

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

DODO                           RAMBLING ROSE
BIRDS (286)                    WANDERERS (329)
(41-4321) [10-9-0,109]         (41-4572) [12-18-1,84]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

WANDERERS (329)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. WANDERERS (329)             40
2. BIRDS (286)                 12      FLAGG'S FIVE (170)
3. LAZY SUNDAY (411)           10      Unchartered Team
4. FLAGG'S FIVE (170)           1
5. DA DOG POWNDAZ (111)         0      FISHING HOLE (355)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 FLAGG'S FIVE (170)       104  67  5 60.8   1/ 2 WANDERERS (329)          11  4 0
 2- 2 DA DOG POWNDAZ (111)     415 363 28 53.3   2/ 1 FLAGG'S FIVE (170)        5  6 1
 3/ 4 BIRDS (286)              113 113  8 50.0   3- 5 DA DOG POWNDAZ (111)      2  2 0
 4/ 5 WANDERERS (329)          851 913 17 48.2   4/ 3 BIRDS (286)               2  6 0
 5- 7 I C DRUNK PEOPLE (352)    23  27  1 46.0   5- 7*HELL FROZEN OVER (412)    1  0 0
 6/ 6 LAZY SUNDAY (411)         11  13  1 45.8   6- 6 I C DRUNK PEOPLE (352)    1  1 1
 7- 8*HELL FROZEN OVER (412)     2   3  0 40.0   7/ 8 LAZY SUNDAY (411)         1  6 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 360): IMA SLAYER of YOU PAY I SLAY (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 721): KOOCHIKOOCHIKOO of WRATHMEN DM 20 (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 721): VORTEX of THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 706): BORT of WE BE WAR FLAILS (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 708): WHAT? of TRIBE (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 705): SAURON of SAY MY NAME (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 702): COBRA of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 703): GENTLEMAN JACK of ALL JACKED UP (Pat Sajak, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 666): CHAD GORAM of BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 663): DODO of BIRDS (JE, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 654): KURT COBAIN of THE 27 CLUB (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 307): CONFLICT of DRAGONS GUARD II (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 548): GYPSY JUNE of WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 261): SINCEMILLA of WRATHMEN XIV (Khradmon, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 606): MICHAEL COOPER of SUPERIOR FORCES ZC2 (Manager, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 360): STEEL PROPHETS (?, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 721): WRATHMEN DM 20 (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 721): THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 706): MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 708): MEDAL OF HONOR Z3 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 705): SAY MY NAME (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 702): SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 703): ALL JACKED UP (Pat Sajak, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 666): BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 663): FLAGG'S FIVE (Flagg, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 654): FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 307): FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 548): WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 261): PIZZA TOPPINGS (Warlock, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 606): SUPERIOR FORCES (Manager, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 720): PINK PORPOISE of ANIMAL FARM (Mino, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 706): MEDAN QUIZZAR of MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 707): JOBERT DONNER of KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 702): COBRA of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 702): NEOR FEY of WRATHMEN (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 662): LAVO VAUGN of FLAGG'S FIVE (Flagg, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 654): KURT COBAIN of THE 27 CLUB (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
                             WHAT WATER? of BASH BROS. WAITRESS (Assurnasirbanipal)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 653): UNCLE JUNIOR of FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 306): CAUSTIC CROCUS of FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 261): SINCEMILLA of WRATHMEN XIV (Khradmon, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     It's me, The Unknown Spymaster here with my bag to give you the news on last 
week's fights.  Say good-bye to FLAGG'S FIVE, as they are pushed from the coveted top 
team spot by the WANDERERS stable.  WANDERERS is no joke as it posted a 4-1-0 week 
advancing from 2nd place to 1st place.  Hey everybody, watch out for RAMBLING ROSE, 
who flew up 18 points in the rankings after mashing KHALHUMS DWARF like a melon.  
Keep your eye on this gal.  Ya know, some days it doesn't pay to walk out on the 
sands.  WANDERING SHADE was defeated by VISITING ORC and drops 3 points.  Well, 
everybody's pal DODO moved his record to 10-9-0 by defeating FDNY in the Duelmaster's 
Title Bout and gaining 9 recognition points.  Advice to bashers--never force 
anything, just get a bigger halberd!   
     Let's dig a little deeper into what's happening in the KATI-TEI arena.  Here's a 
song for you:  Who's afraid of the big, bad DA DOG POWNDAZ?   Big bad DA DOG POWNDAZ. 
Big bad DA DOG POWNDAZ.  KATI-TEI's afraid of the big bad DA DOG POWNDAZ.  Tra la la 
la la!  For those of you who like math, try this one:  DA DOG POWNDAZ + Weapons That 
go Boom = BIRDS + Avoid City.   
     Being a spy is great--other people die and you spend the rest of the day 
drinking to their memory.  Better tanked than dead!  ALBATROSS says to its dog--'Who 
should I fight this week?'.  Dog says 'BLACK ORC'.  So the beast dies.  Moral?  Put 
lying dogs to sleep.  There's got to be more reason for the sending of VULTURE to the 
Dark Arena than its record (4-1-0).  Anybody got any ideas BIRDS?  Knowing when to 
use the right tactics at the proper time is a very important step on the road to 
Duelmaster.   
     Well, that wasn't too bad; Alarond told me that the people in KATI-TEI have no 
sense of humor.  Or maybe that they were senseless.  Well, there goes another Spy 
Report.  Good luck in next week's fights.  Its been fun, and I'm sure you enjoyed it 
(boos).  Now that I've got you worked up for Snide Clemens, I'll be leaving-- The 
Unknown Spymaster  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DODO 4321                    10   9  0   109       BIRDS (286)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 RAMBLING ROSE 4572           12  18  1    84       WANDERERS (329)
-21STCENTURY SKITZOID 2140     5   1  0    74       DA DOG POWNDAZ (111)
 FDNY 3887                    19  11  1    73       FLAGG'S FIVE (170)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-TRIPLE DAWG DARE 4535        12   8  0    66       DA DOG POWNDAZ (111)
 DUSTY MILLER 4634             7   5  0    62       WANDERERS (329)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-ARSENAL 4635                  7   3  0    40       FLAGG'S FIVE (170)
-BIPOX 3950                    6   4  1    37       FLAGG'S FIVE (170)
-ANNA MAHL LAY 4553            8   7  0    35       DA DOG POWNDAZ (111)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 WANDERING SHADE 4627          6   9  0    27       WANDERERS (329)
-FLYING PIG 4605               2   3  0    26       HELL FROZEN OVER (412)
 WINGS IN SUNLIGHT 4651        3   0  0    25       WANDERERS (329)
-DOUBLE TRUE 4585              2   0  0    25       LAZY SUNDAY (411)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-SANTA? 4537                   3   1  0    23       I C DRUNK PEOPLE (352)
-PRIME TIME POOCH 4564         4   3  0    22       DA DOG POWNDAZ (111)
-GHOST LIKE SWAYZE 4584        3   2  0    22       LAZY SUNDAY (411)
-BEER WHISPERER 4632           1   0  1    20       I C DRUNK PEOPLE (352)
 BERRY BROWNE 4655             1   0  0    15       WANDERERS (329)
-MAN UNITED 4641               2   5  0    11       FLAGG'S FIVE (170)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
ALBATROSS 4364          4  2 0 BIRDS 286            BLACK ORC             664  NONE
DA7 4654                0  1 0 BIRDS 286            HIGH ELF              664  NONE
VULTURE 4259            4  1 0 BIRDS 286            BANDIT PRINCE         664  NONE
NARNIA 4652             0  1 0 LAZY SUNDAY 411      BLACK ORC             664  NONE
PARNS 4650              0  1 0 LAZY SUNDAY 411      BEER WHISPERER 4632   663   
FALLENTREE 4633         4  8 0 WANDERERS 329        BIPOX 3950            663   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Anna Mahl Lay -- Good dog, eh? -- Dusty Miller

Arsenal -- Heck.  That's so like a dwarf! -- Rambling Rose

Bipox -- I guess my name was a curse on me, or at least a foreshadowing. --
Fallentree, fallen in earnest

Man United -- Well... at least you should eventually be united, once they finish
sewing you back together. -- Wings in Sunlight

Ghost like Swayze -- I don't mind ghosts. -- Wandering Shade

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

ALBATROSS was dealt death by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
VULTURE was viciously butchered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 3 minute Dark Arena duel.
DA7 was murdered by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena fight.
NARNIA was dealt death by BLACK ORC in a popular 1 minute gory Dark Arena contest.
DODO demolished FDNY in a 1 minute mismatched Title competition.
RAMBLING ROSE viciously subdued KHALHUMS DWARF in a exciting 3 minute master's fight.
DUSTY MILLER overcame RUTHLESS JAYWALKER in a action packed 1 minute fight.
WANDERING SHADE lost to VISITING ORC in a 3 minute expert vs. beginner upset duel.
WINGS IN SUNLIGHT overpowered FRIENDLY CONSTABLE in a 1 minute uneven duel.
BERRY BROWNE overpowered POLITE BEGGAR in a 2 minute one-sided fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   4         WALL OF STEEL     14 -   4 -  1      78  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         AIMED BLOW        13 -   5 -  0      72  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         PARRY-STRIKE       3 -   2 -  0      60  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         STRIKING ATTACK    6 -   5 -  1      55  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         TOTAL PARRY       17 -  17 -  1      50  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         LUNGING ATTACK    16 -  16 -  0      50  |
|AIMED BLOW                       0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      4 -   6 -  0      40  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         SLASHING ATTACK    6 -   9 -  0      40  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  0         BASHING ATTACK     1 -   3 -  1      25  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 664 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  3         3  AIMED BLOW     
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  0     AIMED BLOW         0 -  0         3  TOTAL PARRY    
WALL OF STEEL      2 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
                              PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                              SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  0         1  STRIKING ATTACK
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  0         1  WALL OF STEEL  
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  2     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   DODO 4321                  10   9  0  109 BIRDS (286)
WALL OF STEEL    DUSTY MILLER 4634           7   5  0   62 WANDERERS (329)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is DODO 4321.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
RAMBLING ROSE 4572.  The ten other most popular fighters were DODO 4321, DUSTY MILLER 
4634, NARNIA 4652, WINGS IN SUNLIGHT 4651, BERRY BROWNE 4655, ALBATROSS 4364, DA7 
4654, VULTURE 4259, FDNY 3887, and WANDERING SHADE 4627.

The least popular fighter this week was WANDERING SHADE 4627.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were FDNY 3887, VULTURE 4259, DA7 4654, ALBATROSS 4364, BERRY BROWNE 
4655, WINGS IN SUNLIGHT 4651, NARNIA 4652, DUSTY MILLER 4634, DODO 4321, and RAMBLING 
ROSE 4572.