DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 04/16/2013    Duedate: 04/29/2013

KATI-TEI ARENA

DM-41    TURN-665

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

21STCENTURY SKITZOID
DA DOG POWNDAZ (111)
(41-2140) [6-1-0,89]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

21STCENTURY SKITZOID           FLYING PIG
DA DOG POWNDAZ (111)           HELL FROZEN OVER (412)
(41-2140) [6-1-0,89]           (41-4605) [3-3-0,29]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

FDNY                           VENISON OF SAM
FLAGG'S FIVE (170)             GLAD TO MEAT YOU (370)
(41-3887) [20-11-1,77]         (41-4181) [4-2-0,35]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

WANDERERS (329)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. DA DOG POWNDAZ (111)        29
2. FLAGG'S FIVE (170)           4      FLAGG'S FIVE (170)
3. HELL FROZEN OVER (412)       3      Unchartered Team
4. I C DRUNK PEOPLE (352)       0
5. BIRDS (286)                  0      HELL FROZEN OVER (412)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 FLAGG'S FIVE (170)       105  67  5 61.0   1/ 1 WANDERERS (329)           9  6 0
 2/ 0 GLAD TO MEAT YOU (370)    86  61  2 58.5   2/ 3 DA DOG POWNDAZ (111)      3  2 0
 3/ 2 DA DOG POWNDAZ (111)     417 364 28 53.4   3/ 2 FLAGG'S FIVE (170)        3  4 1
 4- 3 BIRDS (286)              113 113  8 50.0   4/ 5*HELL FROZEN OVER (412)    1  0 0
 5/ 7*HELL FROZEN OVER (412)     3   3  0 50.0   5- 6 I C DRUNK PEOPLE (352)    1  1 1
 6/ 4 WANDERERS (329)          852 917 17 48.2   6/ 0 GLAD TO MEAT YOU (370)    1  1 0
 7- 5 I C DRUNK PEOPLE (352)    23  27  1 46.0   7- 4 BIRDS (286)               1  5 0
 8- 6 LAZY SUNDAY (411)         11  13  1 45.8   8- 7 LAZY SUNDAY (411)         0  4 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 360): IMA SLAYER of YOU PAY I SLAY (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 722): KOOCHIKOOCHIKOO of WRATHMEN DM 20 (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 722): NORIX of PHILANTHROPISTS (Aragorn, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 707): BORT of WE BE WAR FLAILS (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 709): GENERAL 3 of MEDAL OF HONOR Z3 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 706): SAURON of SAY MY NAME (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 703): RISELLA PILAF of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 704): GENTLEMAN JACK of ALL JACKED UP (Pat Sajak, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 667): CHAD GORAM of BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 664): DODO of BIRDS (JE, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 655): JOUBERT KLEE of BLUVALLEY WARRIORS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 308): CONFLICT of DRAGONS GUARD II (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 549): GYPSY JUNE of WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 261): SINCEMILLA of WRATHMEN XIV (Khradmon, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 607): MICHAEL COOPER of SUPERIOR FORCES ZC2 (Manager, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 360): STEEL PROPHETS (?, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 722): WRATHMEN DM 20 (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 722): THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 707): MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 709): KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 706): SAY MY NAME (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 703): SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 704): ALL JACKED UP (Pat Sajak, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 667): BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 664): WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 655): THE 27 CLUB (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 308): FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 549): WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 261): PIZZA TOPPINGS (Warlock, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 607): SUPERIOR FORCES (Manager, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 722): SPIKE of ZOMBIE SQUAD (Khisanth, mgr.)
                          HARRY MUTT of THE DOG HOUSE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 706): MEDAN QUIZZAR of MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 706): CANDYMAN of SAY MY NAME (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 702): COBRA of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 704): SPECKLE of RED DOG GANG (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 654): KURT COBAIN of THE 27 CLUB (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
                             WHAT WATER? of BASH BROS. WAITRESS (Assurnasirbanipal)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 261): SINCEMILLA of WRATHMEN XIV (Khradmon, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     Well, what are you looking at, KATI-TEI?  Ain't you never seen Snide Clemens 
before?  Ah, shaddup and listen to my news.  Of course, we're all terribly impressed 
to see THE BARK SIDE win a fight and gain 17 points, terribly.  Tsk, tsk, 21STCENTURY 
SKITZOID beat RAMBLING ROSE and RAMBLING ROSE lost 14 points.  You're breakin' my 
heart.  Due to absence, and inability to defend the throne, DODO has lost the Title 
of Duelmaster.  Start setting that alarm earlier!  And it's out with the old, in with 
the new, as 21STCENTURY SKITZOID takes the Title and last week's bar tab from the old 
Duelmaster.  Heh, heh.  Kickbacks and bribes, kickbacks and bribes, how else do you 
think some of these guys win their fights?  Skill?  Ha!   
     He who fights and runs away will live to fight another day, the coward.  FLAGG'S 
FIVE, I suppose you'll be glad to know you were this turn's most avoided team.  Care 
to know who is the most afraid of you?  And it looks like DA DOG POWNDAZ avoided them 
the most this turn.  What a pack of would be losers, if you ask me.  Hmph.  Ooh, I'm 
frightfully impressed, RAMBLING ROSE was this turn's most challenged warrior.  Watch 
that ego swell, sports fans.   
     Death and Taxes.  The less death I see, the more it taxes my patience.  Let's 
see if anyone's dead or dying.  Titanium shields and bamboo daggers, guess what brave 
team is developing these kinds of weapons?   
     There's got to be a better place in KATI-TEI to get a drink than The Welcome 
Wench!  Any suggestions?  Phlllt!  Just had to do that before I leave the fine city 
of KATI-TEI.  I feel much better now.  Glad to see the back of this place-- Snide 
Clemens  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 21STCENTURY SKITZOID 2140     6   1  0    89       DA DOG POWNDAZ (111)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-DODO 4321                    10   9  0   109       BIRDS (286)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FDNY 3887                    20  11  1    77       FLAGG'S FIVE (170)
 RAMBLING ROSE 4572           12  19  1    70       WANDERERS (329)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-TRIPLE DAWG DARE 4535        12   8  0    66       DA DOG POWNDAZ (111)
 DUSTY MILLER 4634             7   6  0    62       WANDERERS (329)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-MR. T-BONE 4186               3   1  0    49       GLAD TO MEAT YOU (370)
-ARSENAL 4635                  7   3  0    40       FLAGG'S FIVE (170)
-BIPOX 3950                    6   4  1    37       FLAGG'S FIVE (170)
-RUBIX CUBESTEAK 4165          7   7  0    36       GLAD TO MEAT YOU (370)
-ANNA MAHL LAY 4553            8   7  0    35       DA DOG POWNDAZ (111)
 VENISON OF SAM 4181           4   2  0    35       GLAD TO MEAT YOU (370)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-SPAMELOT 4188                 3   0  0    29       GLAD TO MEAT YOU (370)
 FLYING PIG 4605               3   3  0    29       HELL FROZEN OVER (412)
 WANDERING SHADE 4627          6  10  0    28       WANDERERS (329)
-DOUBLE TRUE 4585              2   0  0    25       LAZY SUNDAY (411)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-SANTA? 4537                   3   1  0    23       I C DRUNK PEOPLE (352)
-GHOST LIKE SWAYZE 4584        3   2  0    22       LAZY SUNDAY (411)
 WINGS IN SUNLIGHT 4651        3   1  0    21       WANDERERS (329)
-BEER WHISPERER 4632           1   0  1    20       I C DRUNK PEOPLE (352)
 BERRY BROWNE 4655             2   0  0    18       WANDERERS (329)
 THE BARK SIDE 4580            1   0  0    17       DA DOG POWNDAZ (111)
-MAN UNITED 4641               2   5  0    11       FLAGG'S FIVE (170)
 BEEF WITH YOU 4190            1   1  0     6       GLAD TO MEAT YOU (370)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
PRIME TIME POOCH 4564   4  4 0 DA DOG POWNDAZ 111   WURM KIN              665  NONE
PARNS 4650              0  1 0 LAZY SUNDAY 411      BEER WHISPERER 4632   663   
FALLENTREE 4633         4  8 0 WANDERERS 329        BIPOX 3950            663   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

We went four-one against standbys today, thrilling but hey, four wins is not
something to sneeze it.  The worst of it is Wandering Shade LOSING to the Visiting
Orc.  How could he? -- Rambling Rose for the rest of the Wanderers

     Innate courtesy.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

PRIME TIME POOCH was butchered by WURM KIN in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
21STCENTURY SKITZOID vanquished RAMBLING ROSE in a 1 minute Challenge Title battle.
FLYING PIG outlasted WANDERING SHADE in a dull 12 minute Challenge fight.
FDNY viciously subdued DUSTY MILLER in a popular 1 minute brutal one-sided contest.
WINGS IN SUNLIGHT was bested by VENISON OF SAM in a action packed 2 minute gory brawl.
BEEF WITH YOU was bested by THE BARK SIDE in a 2 minute amateur's match.
BERRY BROWNE overcame SHIFTYEYED VOLUNTEER in a 1 minute beginner's fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|TOTAL PARRY                      3         PARRY-STRIKE       3 -   1 -  0      75  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         WALL OF STEEL     12 -   5 -  1      71  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         AIMED BLOW        11 -   5 -  0      69  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         STRIKING ATTACK    7 -   4 -  1      64  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   1         LUNGING ATTACK    15 -  15 -  0      50  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         TOTAL PARRY       16 -  17 -  1      48  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      4 -   6 -  0      40  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         SLASHING ATTACK    6 -  10 -  0      38  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         BASHING ATTACK     1 -   3 -  1      25  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 665 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         2 -  0     TOTAL PARRY        1 -  2         3  AIMED BLOW     
LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  STRIKING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  0         1  WALL OF STEEL  
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  2         1  TOTAL PARRY    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       21STCENTURY SKITZOID 2140   6   1  0   89 DA DOG POWNDAZ (111)
LUNGING ATTACK   FDNY 3887                  20  11  1   77 FLAGG'S FIVE (170)
WALL OF STEEL    DUSTY MILLER 4634           7   6  0   62 WANDERERS (329)
SLASHING ATTACK  VENISON OF SAM 4181         4   2  0   35 GLAD TO MEAT YOU (370)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is FDNY 3887.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
VENISON OF SAM 4181.  The ten other most popular fighters were FDNY 3887, BEEF WITH 
YOU 4190, THE BARK SIDE 4580, BERRY BROWNE 4655, 21STCENTURY SKITZOID 2140, PRIME 
TIME POOCH 4564, DUSTY MILLER 4634, WINGS IN SUNLIGHT 4651, RAMBLING ROSE 4572, and 
FLYING PIG 4605.

The least popular fighter this week was WANDERING SHADE 4627.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were FLYING PIG 4605, RAMBLING ROSE 4572, WINGS IN SUNLIGHT 4651, 
DUSTY MILLER 4634, PRIME TIME POOCH 4564, 21STCENTURY SKITZOID 2140, BERRY BROWNE 
4655, THE BARK SIDE 4580, BEEF WITH YOU 4190, and FDNY 3887.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

FDNY (41-3887) FLAGG'S FIVE (170)