DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 07/09/2013    Duedate: 07/22/2013

KATI-TEI ARENA

DM-41    TURN-670

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

HECATE
LADY OF THE MOON (330)
(41-3741) [11-6-0,88]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

HECATE                         POSITION IS EMPTY
LADY OF THE MOON (330)         
(41-3741) [11-6-0,88]          

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

RAMBLING ROSE                  BERRY BROWNE
WANDERERS (329)                WANDERERS (329)
(41-4572) [12-24-1,63]         (41-4655) [5-2-0,28]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

LADY OF THE MOON (330)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. LADY OF THE MOON (330)      17
2. I C DRUNK PEOPLE (352)      10      LADY OF THE MOON (330)
3. HELL FROZEN OVER (412)       5      Unchartered Team
4. GLAD TO MEAT YOU (370)       0
5. WANDERERS (329)            -10      WAELCYRGAN (85)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 LADY OF THE MOON (330)    72  37  4 66.1   1/ 1 LADY OF THE MOON (330)   10  3 1
 2/ 3 HELL FROZEN OVER (412)     6   4  0 60.0   2/ 2 WANDERERS (329)           6  9 0
 3- 2 GLAD TO MEAT YOU (370)    87  66  2 56.9   3/ 3 HELL FROZEN OVER (412)    2  0 0
 4/ 4 WANDERERS (329)          864 930 17 48.2   4/ 0 I C DRUNK PEOPLE (352)    1  0 0
 5/ 0 I C DRUNK PEOPLE (352)    24  27  1 47.1   5- 4 GLAD TO MEAT YOU (370)    0  2 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 363): ALAMO of SMITHSONIAN (Curator, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 727): HONEY BOO BOO of REALITY TV (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 727): SIDEWINDER of THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 712): IN THE BUSHES of B. B. NEWSBOY (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 714): CHILI CON CARNAGE of SHEWISH BUFFET (One Armed Bandit)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 711): BEETLEJUICE of SAY MY NAME (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 708): IMAGINATION of VCU COLLEGE RADIO (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 709): HUMUNGOUSAUR of OMNITRIX (Buri, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 672): MORK CALLING ORSON of CSU COLLEGE RADIO (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 669): DIANA of LADY OF THE MOON (LHI, mgr)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 660): CLARA ROSE of FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 310): PETULANT PANSY of FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 554): WALKING TROUBLE of WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 264): SEAM of ARENAS III (Khradmon, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 612): KHRISTOPHER of WRATHMEN (Kharadmon, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 363): PEASANT REBELLION (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 727): FURRY FURY (Grimm, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 727): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 712): MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 714): MEDAL OF HONOR Z3 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 711): THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 708): DOC LEGRAND'S LAB (Doc Legrand, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 709): WRATHMEN Z (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 672): BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 669): LADY OF THE MOON (LHI, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 660): BLUVALLEY WARRIORS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 310): DRAGONS GUARD II (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 554): THE FINAL FIVE (?, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 264): THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 612): SUPERIOR FORCES (Manager, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 363): ALAMO of SMITHSONIAN (Curator, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 727): TINY MEERKAT of FURRY FURY (Grimm, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 711): BEETLEJUICE of SAY MY NAME (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 708): RISELLA PILAF of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 672): CASSIE DONNE of BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 669): DIANA of LADY OF THE MOON (LHI, mgr)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 659): JOUBERT KLEE of BLUVALLEY WARRIORS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 309): GLOATING GARDENIA of FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     Hail KATI-TEI!  Warriors of the arena, prepare to be praised and blamed for your 
deeds.  And let's see, BEER WHISPERER fought CULT MEMBER and gained 10 points and 
contributed to I C DRUNK PEOPLE's 1-0-0.  DUSTY MILLER has lost to AMBITIOUS GUARD, 
falling 23 points, while helping make WANDERERS a 1-4-0 turn.  This week's Duelmaster 
bout was between HIGH ELF and our Duelmaster DIANA, making a Dark Arena Challenge.  
The attempts to dethrone the Duelmaster have failed, and DIANA remains KATI-TEI's top 
warrior for another turn.  By the way, was that our Duelmaster that I saw last night, 
cramped under the table at The Dripping Blade?   
     I tell you, a green quarterstaff lasts longer than a seasoned sapling.  A basher 
friend of mine assures me this is true.  WANDERERS has cause to stand tall, as they 
were KATI-TEI's most avoided team.  A smart manager knows this is a team to beat.  
And avoiding WANDERERS more than any other team we find HELL FROZEN OVER.  KATI-TEI, 
are we going to accept, or respect this sort of thing?  Well, sports fans, take 
notice that DUSTY MILLER from WANDERERS was KATI-TEI's most challenged warrior this 
turn.   
     A coward dies a thousand deaths, a brave man only once.  Wise men know this to 
be true.  Had I not seen it, it would be hard to believe.  DIANA was sent to the Dark 
Arena and lived to tell about it!  Makes you think, no?  Is it really true that 
KATI-TEI has more dishwashers per capita that fighters?  Just thought I'd ask...   
     Remember, blood on the purple robe does not change it from a purple robe.  Dare 
to fight bravely.  It's been nice chatting with you, until we meet again, keep your 
swords sharp and your hammers heavy.  Until you see my quill in KATI-TEI again, 
farewell-- Alarond the Scribe  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HECATE 3741                  11   6  0    88       LADY OF THE MOON (330)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 RAMBLING ROSE 4572           12  24  1    63       WANDERERS (329)
 WINGS IN SUNLIGHT 4651        8   1  0    60       WANDERERS (329)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-MR. T-BONE 4186               3   1  0    49       GLAD TO MEAT YOU (370)
-VENISON OF SAM 4181           5   5  0    45       GLAD TO MEAT YOU (370)
-DONKEY 4591                   3   0  0    44       LADY OF THE MOON (330)
 DUSTY MILLER 4634            10   8  0    43       WANDERERS (329)
 FLYING PIG 4605               6   4  0    40       HELL FROZEN OVER (412)
-RUBIX CUBESTEAK 4165          7   7  0    36       GLAD TO MEAT YOU (370)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BEER WHISPERER 4632           2   0  1    30       I C DRUNK PEOPLE (352)
-SPAMELOT 4188                 3   0  0    29       GLAD TO MEAT YOU (370)
 BERRY BROWNE 4655             5   2  0    28       WANDERERS (329)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-SANTA? 4537                   3   1  0    23       I C DRUNK PEOPLE (352)
-BEEF WITH YOU 4190            1   3  0     9       GLAD TO MEAT YOU (370)
 DIANA 4672                    1   0  0     5       LADY OF THE MOON (330)
 THISTLEDOWN 4673              0   1  0     1       WANDERERS (329)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
STARMAN 4671            0  1 0 LADY OF THE MOON 330 SPYMASTER             670  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Our congratulations to Diana on this night of the new moon.  Day of the new moon?
Whatever, off you go, lady. -- Jorja and the Wanderers

Hecate -- Damn, you did it AGAIN. -- Rambling Rose

Venison of Sam -- Ha. -- Dusty Miller

And two-one-oh-one against the standbys.  Rather embarrassing for the Wandering
Shade, who is now wandering off into Ahringol's realm, but that's the way it goes
sometimes. -- the rest of the Wanderers

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

DIANA butchered HIGH ELF in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena fight.
STARMAN was murdered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena melee.
HECATE subdued RAMBLING ROSE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute expert's Title fight.
DUSTY MILLER was devastated by AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
WINGS IN SUNLIGHT demolished THE HONEST MERCHANT in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
FLYING PIG outwaited BERRY BROWNE in a crowd pleasing 7 minute fight.
BEER WHISPERER overpowered CULT MEMBER in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
DIANA defeated THISTLEDOWN in a action packed 5 minute beginner's melee.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|WALL OF STEEL                    3         PARRY-LUNGE        3 -   0 -  0     100  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         PARRY-STRIKE       2 -   1 -  0      67  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   2         WALL OF STEEL     14 -   7 -  0      67  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         STRIKING ATTACK    8 -   4 -  1      67  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         AIMED BLOW         8 -   5 -  0      62  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         TOTAL PARRY       14 -  12 -  1      54  |
|AIMED BLOW                       0         LUNGING ATTACK    11 -  13 -  1      46  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      3 -   7 -  0      30  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  0         SLASHING ATTACK    4 -  10 -  0      29  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   0         BASHING ATTACK     0 -   1 -  0       0  |

Turn 670 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  0     WALL OF STEEL      1 -  2         3  WALL OF STEEL  
TOTAL PARRY        2 -  0     AIMED BLOW         0 -  0         2  STRIKING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                              SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  0         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  0         1  AIMED BLOW     
                                                                1  TOTAL PARRY    
                                                                1  LUNGING ATTACK 

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
PARRY-LUNGE      HECATE 3741                11   6  0   88 LADY OF THE MOON (330)
WALL OF STEEL    WINGS IN SUNLIGHT 4651      8   1  0   60 WANDERERS (329)
TOTAL PARRY      FLYING PIG 4605             6   4  0   40 HELL FROZEN OVER (412)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is RAMBLING ROSE 4572.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was BERRY BROWNE 4655.  The ten other most popular fighters were THISTLEDOWN 
4673, HECATE 3741, BEER WHISPERER 4632, RAMBLING ROSE 4572, WINGS IN SUNLIGHT 4651, 
DIANA 4672, STARMAN 4671, DUSTY MILLER 4634, FLYING PIG 4605, and  0.

The least popular fighter this week was FLYING PIG 4605.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were DUSTY MILLER 4634, STARMAN 4671, DIANA 4672, WINGS IN SUNLIGHT 4651, 
RAMBLING ROSE 4572, BEER WHISPERER 4632, HECATE 3741, THISTLEDOWN 4673, BERRY BROWNE 
4655, and  0.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

DIANA (41-3674) LADY OF THE MOON (330)

                             * * * * *   MEMO  * * * * *

From:       The Office of Accurate Census Reporting, Gladiatorial Commission
To:         All Managers

In the interest of preserving our natural resources and preventing managerial writer's 
cramp, census forms will be provided for warriors by request only, effective 
immediately.  Managers may register their warriors' races and/or favorite sayings by 
simply writing them on a separate piece of paper and submitting them to the Commission.  
For any questions, please contact the Gladiatorial Commission.