DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 02/04/2014    Duedate: 02/17/2014

KATI-TEI ARENA

DM-41    TURN-685

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

SERGEANT 6
MEDAL OF HONOR H3 (397)
(41-4415) [14-5-2,108]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

SERGEANT 6                     POSITION IS EMPTY
MEDAL OF HONOR H3 (397)        
(41-4415) [14-5-2,108]         

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

SPOCKA THE HUTT                SERGEANT 7
OLD SCHOOL (368)               MEDAL OF HONOR H3 (397)
(41-4137) [15-8-0,98]          (41-4429) [6-8-0,33]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

LAZY SUNDAY (411)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. OLD SCHOOL (368)            27
2. MEDAL OF HONOR H3 (397)     26      MEDAL OF HONOR H3 (397)
3. LAZY SUNDAY (411)           15      Unchartered Team
4. WORLD BLADES 9 (413)         0
5. HELL FROZEN OVER (412)       0      WE ARE BAD (97)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1*WORLD BLADES 9 (413)       1   0  0  100   1/ 2 LAZY SUNDAY (411)         7  7 0
 2- 2 HELL FROZEN OVER (412)    12   5  0 70.6   2/ 1 WANDERERS (329)           6  9 0
 3/ 3 MEDAL OF HONOR H3 (397)  136  68  6 66.7   3/ 3 MEDAL OF HONOR H3 (397)   5  4 0
 4/ 4 LAZY SUNDAY (411)         38  32  2 54.3   4/ 0 OLD SCHOOL (368)          3  0 0
 5/ 0 OLD SCHOOL (368)          87  78  3 52.7   5- 5*WORLD BLADES 9 (413)      1  0 0
 6/ 5 WANDERERS (329)          896 973 18 47.9   6- 4 HELL FROZEN OVER (412)    1  1 0
 7- 6*HELPLESS ANIMALS (362)    15  17  0 46.9   7- 6*HELPLESS ANIMALS (362)    1  2 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 370): ZORK of Z GLADIATORS (The Z-Man, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 742): GREEN SNOT of COLORIFIC (Purple People Eater, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 742): WILLOW of ZOMBIE SQUAD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 727): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 729): CHILI CON CARNAGE of SHEWISH BUFFET (One Arned Bandit)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 726): GASPAR HUELCO of THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 723): SERGEANT 8 of MEDAL OF HONOR GN (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 724): SPRING HEELED JACK of ALL JACKED UP (Pat Sajak, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 687): KORVIN ROSS of BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 684): FLYING PIG of HELL FROZEN OVER (The Dark One, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 675): SNUFFY of FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 318): HU YAN ZHUO of WAH CHING (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 569): POOR THING of WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 271): MUSHROOM of PIZZA TOPPINGS (Warlock, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 627): MICHAEL COOPER of SUPERIOR FORCES ZC2 (Manager, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 370): PEASANT REBELLION (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 742): COLORIFIC (Purple People Eater, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 742): THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 727): MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 729): SHEWISH BUFFET (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 726): THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 723): MEDAL OF HONOR GN (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 724): ALL JACKED UP (Pat Sajak, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 687): BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 684): WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 675): FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 318): FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 569): WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 271): OUTER GODS (Var, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 627): SUPERIOR FATHER et al (Manager, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 727): FARLIN MEEKS of MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 726): COMIC BOOK GUY of ANDROID DUNGEON 010 (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 724): SPRING HEELED JACK of ALL JACKED UP (Pat Sajak, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 318): HU YAN ZHUO of WAH CHING (Pec Killer, mgr.)
                (turn 317): ZOUM LE BOUSE of BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
                            SALINA REES of MIDDLE WAY 8 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 569): POOR THING of WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
                             JANICE DERBY of WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     Good day, in KATI-TEI a quiet thief gets rich, but a quiet spymaster gets poor.  
So bring me ale and harken to my tidbits of news.  It seems the training can make the 
difference, as WANDERERS is pushed out of top team by LAZY SUNDAY, who came from 2nd 
with a 3-1-0 this turn.  And let's see, DOUBLE TRUE fought THISTLEDOWN and gained 19 
points and contributed to LAZY SUNDAY's 3-1-0.  THISTLEDOWN has lost to DOUBLE TRUE, 
falling 18 points, while helping make WANDERERS a 0-5-0 turn.  Due to his absence and 
inability to defend the throne, FLYING PIG has lost the title of Duelmaster.  We 
should ask SERGEANT 6 about the thrill of victory, and what being the new Duelmaster 
does for a warrior, he's now the one to ask.  Tell me, is nothing sacred?  I have 
heard from unimpeachable sources that The Swinging Aardvark uses trolls in their 
stew.  Talk about gristle!   
     The crowd's roar, the smell of iron and leather, mixed with sweat, what more 
could a warrior ask of life?  Well, besides that.   
     The Dark Arena is for those who cannot win, not who cannot lose with grace.  
Dignity in life or death is the warrior's creed.  A brave warrior does not carry a 
red shield, he has nothing to cover or hide when the fight is over.  Consider well.   
     Thought for the day, a new sword shines bright, but the notched sword sings the 
sweetest.  It's been nice chatting with you, until we meet again, keep your swords 
sharp and your hammers heavy.  Until you see my quill in KATI-TEI again, farewell-- 
Alarond the Scribe  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SERGEANT 6 4415              14   5  2   108       MEDAL OF HONOR H3 (397)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-CHARLES DEGLOPPER 4377       13  10  1   115       MEDAL OF HONOR H3 (397)
-FLYING PIG 4605              12   5  0   107       HELL FROZEN OVER (412)
 SPOCKA THE HUTT 4137         15   8  0    98       OLD SCHOOL (368)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DUSTY MILLER 4634            18  15  1    87       WANDERERS (329)
-SERGEANT 5 4424               9   7  1    77       MEDAL OF HONOR H3 (397)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 WINGS IN SUNLIGHT 4651       15   9  0    60       WANDERERS (329)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CUDDLY KAHLUA 4139           13   9  0    54       OLD SCHOOL (368)
 WARRIOR PIZZA 4191            4   0  1    54       OLD SCHOOL (368)
 LATE AFTERNOON 4695           8   2  0    53       LAZY SUNDAY (411)
 DOUBLE TRUE 4585              5   4  0    51       LAZY SUNDAY (411)
-YELLOW BRICK TOAD 4018        4   2  0    48       HELPLESS ANIMALS (362)
 THE HAMILTONS 4653           10   2  0    39       LAZY SUNDAY (411)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SERGEANT 7 4429               6   8  0    33       MEDAL OF HONOR H3 (397)
 PARNS 4707                    4   1  0    31       LAZY SUNDAY (411)
 THISTLEDOWN 4673              7   9  0    30       WANDERERS (329)
-FERRETOLOGY 4019              4   1  0    28       HELPLESS ANIMALS (362)
-FROG OF WAR 4085              3   2  0    24       HELPLESS ANIMALS (362)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TRAVELING DUCK 4698           4   7  0    23       WANDERERS (329)
 HARVESTER 4694                3   9  0    20       WANDERERS (329)
-SPASTIC FITZ 4189             2   0  0    20       OLD SCHOOL (368)
 SERGEANT 8 4704               1   0  0    13       MEDAL OF HONOR H3 (397)
-SOLOMON 4613                  1   0  0     9       WORLD BLADES 9 (413)
-LAMBCHOP OF GOD 4159          0   1  0     3       HELPLESS ANIMALS (362)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Why do people avoid us?  Afraid of being bored? -- the Wanderers, idly skimming the
spy report

I'm most challenged, and I fight a standby?  Not that I'm complaining. -- Dusty
Miller

     The clerks in the office were bored, there were blanks in the form, and they
     filled in whatever information impulse offered.  It's probably all false.

Three-two again, and, again, snow falling.  Not right this minute, but the weather
guessers claim a one hundred percent probability of snow tomorrow.  Oh, well, it's
good for the water table. -- Dusty Miller, for the Wanderers

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

SERGEANT 6 devastated DUSTY MILLER in a action packed 1 minute mismatched Title fight.
SPOCKA THE HUTT demolished WINGS IN SUNLIGHT in a popular 1 minute one-sided melee.
LATE AFTERNOON vanquished TRAVELING DUCK in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
THE HAMILTONS was defeated by WARRIOR PIZZA in a 4 minute fight.
CUDDLY KAHLUA subdued SERGEANT 7 in a crowd pleasing 3 minute competition.
THISTLEDOWN was vanquished by DOUBLE TRUE in a exciting 1 minute mismatched fight.
PARNS overcame HARVESTER in a 1 minute beginner vs. expert upset fight.
SERGEANT 8 vanquished SHIFTYEYED VOLUNTEER in a 1 minute uneven duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|WALL OF STEEL                    5         TOTAL PARRY       13 -   3 -  0      81  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         STRIKING ATTACK   11 -   6 -  2      65  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         AIMED BLOW        13 -   9 -  0      59  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         LUNGING ATTACK    19 -  15 -  1      56  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   2         SLASHING ATTACK    5 -   5 -  0      50  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         WALL OF STEEL     15 -  29 -  1      34  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -   2 -  0      33  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         BASHING ATTACK     1 -   2 -  1      33  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 685 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  0     WALL OF STEEL      1 -  4         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         3  WALL OF STEEL  
AIMED BLOW         1 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  TOTAL PARRY    
LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         2  SLASHING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  1     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  0         1  STRIKING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  SERGEANT 6 4415            14   5  2  108 MEDAL OF HONOR H3 (397)
SLASHING ATTACK  SPOCKA THE HUTT 4137       15   8  0   98 OLD SCHOOL (368)
WALL OF STEEL    DUSTY MILLER 4634          18  15  1   87 WANDERERS (329)
TOTAL PARRY      CUDDLY KAHLUA 4139         13   9  0   54 OLD SCHOOL (368)
LUNGING ATTACK   LATE AFTERNOON 4695         8   2  0   53 LAZY SUNDAY (411)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is SPOCKA THE HUTT 4137.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was SERGEANT 7 4429.  The ten other most popular fighters were SPOCKA THE HUTT 
4137, DOUBLE TRUE 4585, SERGEANT 6 4415, LATE AFTERNOON 4695, CUDDLY KAHLUA 4139, 
PARNS 4707, SERGEANT 8 4704, DUSTY MILLER 4634, WINGS IN SUNLIGHT 4651, and TRAVELING 
DUCK 4698.

The least popular fighter this week was THE HAMILTONS 4653.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were HARVESTER 4694, THISTLEDOWN 4673, WARRIOR PIZZA 4191, TRAVELING 
DUCK 4698, WINGS IN SUNLIGHT 4651, DUSTY MILLER 4634, SERGEANT 8 4704, PARNS 4707, 
CUDDLY KAHLUA 4139, and LATE AFTERNOON 4695.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

SPOCKA THE HUTT (41-4137) OLD SCHOOL (368)