DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 02/18/2014    Duedate: 03/03/2014

KATI-TEI ARENA

DM-41    TURN-686

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

SERGEANT 6
MEDAL OF HONOR H3 (397)
(41-4415) [15-5-2,122]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

SERGEANT 6                     YELLOW BRICK TOAD
MEDAL OF HONOR H3 (397)        HELPLESS ANIMALS (362)
(41-4415) [15-5-2,122]         (41-4018) [5-2-0,64]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

SERGEANT 6                     WINGS IN SUNLIGHT
MEDAL OF HONOR H3 (397)        WANDERERS (329)
(41-4415) [15-5-2,122]         (41-4651) [16-9-0,68]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

LAZY SUNDAY (411)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. HELPLESS ANIMALS (362)      32
2. MEDAL OF HONOR H3 (397)     21      MEDAL OF HONOR H3 (397)
3. BB BLIND DATE (408)          9      Unchartered Team
4. LAZY SUNDAY (411)            2
5. WANDERERS (329)              2      BB BLIND DATE (408)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1*WORLD BLADES 9 (413)       1   0  0  100   1/ 1 LAZY SUNDAY (411)         8  5 0
 2/ 0*BB BLIND DATE (408)        1   0  0  100   2/ 3 MEDAL OF HONOR H3 (397)   5  4 0
 3- 2 HELL FROZEN OVER (412)    12   5  0 70.6   3/ 2 WANDERERS (329)           5 10 0
 4/ 3 MEDAL OF HONOR H3 (397)  138  69  6 66.7   4/ 7*HELPLESS ANIMALS (362)    3  2 0
 5/ 4 LAZY SUNDAY (411)         41  33  2 55.4   5/ 4 OLD SCHOOL (368)          3  3 0
 6/ 5 OLD SCHOOL (368)          87  81  3 51.8   6- 5*WORLD BLADES 9 (413)      1  0 0
 7/ 7*HELPLESS ANIMALS (362)    17  17  0 50.0   7/ 0*BB BLIND DATE (408)       1  0 0
 8/ 6 WANDERERS (329)          898 976 18 47.9   8- 6 HELL FROZEN OVER (412)    1  0 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 371): ZORK of Z GLADIATORS (The Z-Man, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 743): GREEN SNOT of COLORIFIC (Purple People Eater, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 743): WILLOW of ZOMBIE SQUAD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 728): DOUGLAS T. JACOBSON of MEDAL OF HONOR 104 (Anarchist, mgr)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 730): CHILI CON CARNAGE of SHEWISH BUFFET (One Arned Bandit)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 727): HURIN of WHEEL OF TIME (Stillgard, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 724): SERGEANT 8 of MEDAL OF HONOR GN (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 725): HUMUNGOUSAUR of OMNITRIX (Buri, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 688): JACKAL of RANDOM (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 685): SERGEANT 6 of MEDAL OF HONOR H3 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 676): SNUFFY of FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 318): HU YAN ZHUO of WAH CHING (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 570): SERRGEANT 4 of MEDAL OF HONOR J3 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 272): TOBEORNOTTOBE of TOTAL CHAOS (Marma Duke, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 628): MICHAEL COOPER of SUPERIOR FORCES ZC2 (Manager, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 371): WEIRD ALCHEMY (La Guillotine, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 743): COLORIFIC (Purple People Eater, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 743): THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 728): MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 730): TRIBE (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 727): SHEWISH BUFFET (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 724): MEDAL OF HONOR GN (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 725): ALL JACKED UP (Pat Sajak, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 688): BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 685): LAZY SUNDAY (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 676): FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 318): FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 570): WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 272): OUTER GODS (Var, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 628): SUPERIOR FATHER et al (Manager, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 371): ZORK of Z GLADIATORS (The Z-Man, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 743): GREEN SNOT of COLORIFIC (Purple People Eater, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 727): FARLIN MEEKS of MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 726): COMIC BOOK GUY of ANDROID DUNGEON 010 (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 724): SPRING HEELED JACK of ALL JACKED UP (Pat Sajak, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 685): SPOCKA THE HUTT of OLD SCHOOL (Otto X, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 676): SNUFFY of FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 318): HU YAN ZHUO of WAH CHING (Pec Killer, mgr.)
                (turn 317): ZOUM LE BOUSE of BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
                            SALINA REES of MIDDLE WAY 8 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 569): POOR THING of WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
                             JANICE DERBY of WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     It's me, The Unknown Spymaster, back to give you this week's Spy Report.  Sit 
back in your seats and we'll have more fun than a barrel of Zontanis.  Coming up with 
a solid 2-0-0 outing, HELPLESS ANIMALS has advanced 3 places in the rankings.  Hey 
everybody, watch out for YELLOW BRICK TOAD, who flew up 16 points in the rankings 
after mashing CUDDLY KAHLUA like a melon.  Keep your eye on this guy.  And falling 
like a basher in the top ten was DOUBLE TRUE, who dropped 15 points after a 
disappointing (to say the least) bout with VISITING ORC.  Drawing on all of his 
experience as a 15-8-0 warrior, SPOCKA THE HUTT went for the Duelmastership against 
SERGEANT 6 this week.  Going for the gusto and coming up with aught but bloody 
knuckles was OLD SCHOOL's SPOCKA THE HUTT, who was turned away from the 
Duelmastership by SERGEANT 6.  Can you believe they are paying me 10 gold to deliver 
this stuff?   
     But enough of that bunch, let's get on to the wimps who like to avoid battle!  
Did you hear that MEDAL OF HONOR H3 was most avoided team this week?  Well, knowing 
the personal hygiene of MEDAL OF HONOR H3's warriors, I'm not surprised!  For those 
of you who like math, try this one:  MEDAL OF HONOR H3 + Weapons That go Boom = OLD 
SCHOOL + Avoid City.  And who is this CUDDLY KAHLUA you ask, with 55 points and a 
13-10-0 record.  Ooh, the tales I could tell!  In a touching display by a 'touched' 
warrior, LAMBCHOP OF GOD went after TRAVELING DUCK, who was higher by 20 points.  
Well, when the dust settled, LAMBCHOP OF GOD overcame TRAVELING DUCK.   
     Being a spy is great--other people die and you spend the rest of the day 
drinking to their memory.  Better tanked than dead!  Here's some advice:  warriors 
with little wit and will may encounter problems on the trail to the Isle.   
     Well, that wasn't too bad; Alarond told me that the people in KATI-TEI have no 
sense of humor.  Or maybe that they were senseless.  C'mon, Leadfoot, let's make some 
tracks.  And remember, you can pick your friends and you can pick your--(loud boos), 
oh, you've heard that one already!-- The Unknown Spymaster  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SERGEANT 6 4415              15   5  2   122       MEDAL OF HONOR H3 (397)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-CHARLES DEGLOPPER 4377       13  10  1   115       MEDAL OF HONOR H3 (397)
-FLYING PIG 4605              12   5  0   107       HELL FROZEN OVER (412)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SERGEANT 5 4424              10   7  1    90       MEDAL OF HONOR H3 (397)
 DUSTY MILLER 4634            18  16  1    78       WANDERERS (329)
 WINGS IN SUNLIGHT 4651       16   9  0    68       WANDERERS (329)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 YELLOW BRICK TOAD 4018        5   2  0    64       HELPLESS ANIMALS (362)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LATE AFTERNOON 4695           9   2  0    56       LAZY SUNDAY (411)
 CUDDLY KAHLUA 4139           13  10  0    55       OLD SCHOOL (368)
 WARRIOR PIZZA 4191            4   1  1    54       OLD SCHOOL (368)
 THE HAMILTONS 4653           11   2  0    46       LAZY SUNDAY (411)
 PARNS 4707                    5   1  0    38       LAZY SUNDAY (411)
 THISTLEDOWN 4673              8   9  0    37       WANDERERS (329)
 DOUBLE TRUE 4585              5   5  0    36       LAZY SUNDAY (411)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-FERRETOLOGY 4019              4   1  0    28       HELPLESS ANIMALS (362)
 SERGEANT 7 4429               6   9  0    27       MEDAL OF HONOR H3 (397)
-FROG OF WAR 4085              3   2  0    24       HELPLESS ANIMALS (362)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TRAVELING DUCK 4698           4   8  0    20       WANDERERS (329)
-SPASTIC FITZ 4189             2   0  0    20       OLD SCHOOL (368)
 HARVESTER 4694                3  10  0    19       WANDERERS (329)
 LAMBCHOP OF GOD 4159          1   1  0    19       HELPLESS ANIMALS (362)
-SERGEANT 8 4704               1   0  0    13       MEDAL OF HONOR H3 (397)
 NOSE PICKER 4559              1   0  0     9       BB BLIND DATE (408)
-SOLOMON 4613                  1   0  0     9       WORLD BLADES 9 (413)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Our congratulations to Spocka the Hutt. -- Jorja and the Wanderers

I thought he was a Quonset Hutt, you know.  He's built like it. -- Wings

And an oh-fer turn, with snow on the ground under a very bright gibbous moon (meaning
it's clear, it will get colder...).  Ah, well.  It'll get better eventually.  The
almanac ASSURED us that winter's back was broken two days ago.  I like that image:
Winter, lying there in the snow groaning, back broken from a slip on the ice, and NO
ONE HELPING.  Bah. -- Dusty Miller

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

SPOCKA THE HUTT was devastated by SERGEANT 6 in a 1 minute Challenge Title fight.
WARRIOR PIZZA was subdued by WINGS IN SUNLIGHT in a exciting 3 minute Challenge melee.
YELLOW BRICK TOAD vanquished CUDDLY KAHLUA in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
LAMBCHOP OF GOD defeated TRAVELING DUCK in a 1 minute Challenge match.
SERGEANT 5 defeated DUSTY MILLER in a exciting 1 minute struggle.
DOUBLE TRUE was devastated by VISITING ORC in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
LATE AFTERNOON viciously subdued VISITING ORC in a 1 minute expert vs. beginner melee.
THE HAMILTONS won victory over AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 3 minute duel.
PARNS overpowered HARVESTER in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
SERGEANT 7 was overcome by THISTLEDOWN in a popular 1 minute bout.
NOSE PICKER subdued FRIENDLY CONSTABLE in a 2 minute amateur's match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|WALL OF STEEL                    6         TOTAL PARRY       13 -   4 -  0      76  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   4         STRIKING ATTACK   11 -   6 -  1      65  |
|AIMED BLOW                       3         AIMED BLOW        14 -   9 -  0      61  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         LUNGING ATTACK    20 -  15 -  1      57  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         SLASHING ATTACK    5 -   7 -  0      42  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         WALL OF STEEL     17 -  29 -  1      37  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -   2 -  0      33  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         BASHING ATTACK     1 -   2 -  1      33  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 686 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     3 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         3  TOTAL PARRY    
AIMED BLOW         2 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         3  WALL OF STEEL  
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  1     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  2         1  STRIKING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL      3 -  3     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  0         1  AIMED BLOW     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  SERGEANT 6 4415            15   5  2  122 MEDAL OF HONOR H3 (397)
LUNGING ATTACK   SERGEANT 5 4424            10   7  1   90 MEDAL OF HONOR H3 (397)
WALL OF STEEL    DUSTY MILLER 4634          18  16  1   78 WANDERERS (329)
AIMED BLOW       YELLOW BRICK TOAD 4018      5   2  0   64 HELPLESS ANIMALS (362)
TOTAL PARRY      CUDDLY KAHLUA 4139         13  10  0   55 OLD SCHOOL (368)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is SERGEANT 6 4415.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was WINGS IN SUNLIGHT 4651.  The ten other most popular fighters were YELLOW BRICK 
TOAD 4018, LATE AFTERNOON 4695, NOSE PICKER 4559, SERGEANT 6 4415, WARRIOR PIZZA 
4191, LAMBCHOP OF GOD 4159, SERGEANT 5 4424, THE HAMILTONS 4653, SERGEANT 7 4429, and 
PARNS 4707.

The least popular fighter this week was HARVESTER 4694.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were DOUBLE TRUE 4585, CUDDLY KAHLUA 4139, DUSTY MILLER 4634, TRAVELING DUCK 
4698, THISTLEDOWN 4673, PARNS 4707, SERGEANT 7 4429, THE HAMILTONS 4653, SERGEANT 5 
4424, and LAMBCHOP OF GOD 4159.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

SERGEANT 6 (41-4415) MEDAL OF HONOR H3 (397)

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

SPOCKA THE HUTT (41-4137) OLD SCHOOL (368)