DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 03/04/2014    Duedate: 03/17/2014

KATI-TEI ARENA

DM-41    TURN-687

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

DUSTY MILLER
WANDERERS (329)
(41-4634) [19-16-1,86]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

DUSTY MILLER                   POSITION IS EMPTY
WANDERERS (329)                
(41-4634) [19-16-1,86]         

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

WINGS IN SUNLIGHT              LAMBCHOP OF GOD
WANDERERS (329)                HELPLESS ANIMALS (362)
(41-4651) [16-10-0,69]         (41-4159) [2-1-0,25]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

LAZY SUNDAY (411)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. WANDERERS (329)             18
2. MEDAL OF HONOR H3 (397)     14      MEDAL OF HONOR H3 (397)
3. HELPLESS ANIMALS (362)      11      Unchartered Team
4. LAZY SUNDAY (411)            9
5. OLD SCHOOL (368)             0       (-1)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 2*BB BLIND DATE (408)        1   0  0  100   1/ 1 LAZY SUNDAY (411)         9  3 0
 2/ 4 MEDAL OF HONOR H3 (397)  140  70  6 66.7   2/ 2 MEDAL OF HONOR H3 (397)   6  3 0
 3/ 5 LAZY SUNDAY (411)         44  34  2 56.4   3/ 3 WANDERERS (329)           4 11 1
 4- 6 OLD SCHOOL (368)          87  81  3 51.8   4/ 4 HELPLESS ANIMALS (362)    3  3 0
 5/ 8 WANDERERS (329)          900 979 19 47.9   5- 5 OLD SCHOOL (368)          3  3 0
 6/ 7 HELPLESS ANIMALS (362)    18  20  0 47.4   6- 7*BB BLIND DATE (408)       1  0 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 371): ZORK of Z GLADIATORS (The Z-Man, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 744): LAMB CHOP STOP of EASTER FEASTER (Dark One, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 744): MANSION of LIVING LARGE (Padre, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 729): DOUGLAS T. JACOBSON of MEDAL OF HONOR 104 (Anarchist, mgr)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 731): HERO SANDWICH of SHEWISH BUFFET (One Arned Bandit)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 728): HURIN of WHEEL OF TIME (Stillgard, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 725): SERGEANT 8 of MEDAL OF HONOR GN (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 726): HUMUNGOUSAUR of OMNITRIX (Buri, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 689): MORK CALLING ORSON of CSU COLLEGE RADIO (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 686): SERGEANT 6 of MEDAL OF HONOR H3 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 677): SADIE of FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 319): ABU JR. of THE CHOSEN ONES (The Chosen One, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 571): SERRGEANT 4 of MEDAL OF HONOR J3 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 272): TOBEORNOTTOBE of TOTAL CHAOS (Marma Duke, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 629): MICHAEL COOPER of SUPERIOR FORCES ZC2 (Manager, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 371): WEIRD ALCHEMY (La Guillotine, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 744): BULLDOGS (Kennelworth, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 744): THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 729): MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 731): TRIBE (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 728): SHEWISH BUFFET (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 725): MEDAL OF HONOR GN (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 726): ALL JACKED UP (Pat Sajak, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 689): BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 686): LAZY SUNDAY (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 677): FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 319): WHERE AM I? (Var, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 571): WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 272): OUTER GODS (Var, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 629): SUPERIOR FATHER et al (Manager, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 371): ZORK of Z GLADIATORS (The Z-Man, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 743): GREEN SNOT of COLORIFIC (Purple People Eater, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 728): GASPAR HUELCO of THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 686): SERGEANT 6 of MEDAL OF HONOR H3 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
                 (turn 685): SPOCKA THE HUTT of OLD SCHOOL (Otto X, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 676): SNUFFY of FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 318): HU YAN ZHUO of WAH CHING (Pec Killer, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     So why do I have this bag over my head?  Because I am The Unknown Spymaster and 
I'm going to give you a spy report!.  Hey everybody, watch out for SERGEANT 7, who 
flew up 18 points in the rankings after mashing PARNS like a melon.  Keep your eye on 
this guy.  Ya know, some days it doesn't pay to walk out on the sands.  PARNS was 
overcame by SERGEANT 7 and drops 16 points.  Well, everybody's pal SERGEANT 6 moved 
his record to 16-5-2 by defeating WINGS IN SUNLIGHT in the Duelmaster's Title Bout 
and gaining 6 recognition points.  Advice to bashers--never force anything, just get 
a bigger halberd!   
     Let's dig a little deeper into what's happening in the KATI-TEI arena.  Here's a 
song for you:  Who's afraid of the big, bad OLD SCHOOL?  Big bad OLD SCHOOL.  Big bad 
OLD SCHOOL.  KATI-TEI's afraid of the big bad OLD SCHOOL.  Tra la la la la!  For 
those of you who like math, try this one:  OLD SCHOOL + Weapons That go Boom = 
HELPLESS ANIMALS + Avoid City.  And who is this DUSTY MILLER you ask, with 86 points 
and a 19-16-1 record.  Ooh, the tales I could tell!   
     Remember that an arena is not always a safe place to be, but it is one of the 
most interesting, though!  There's got to be more reason for the sending of 
FERRETOLOGY to the Dark Arena than his record (4-2-0).  Anybody got any ideas 
HELPLESS ANIMALS?  Remember:  alliances are great, but try and take your ally in the 
arena with you and see what happens.   
     I think I had better cut this one short.  It's been nice chatting to those of 
you whom I have not offended yet.  Okay, so I may not be the world's best comedian, 
but then you guys aren't the world's best warriors.  And remember, you can pick your 
friends and you can pick your--(loud boos), oh, you've heard that one already!-- The 
Unknown Spymaster  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DUSTY MILLER 4634            19  16  1    86       WANDERERS (329)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-CHARLES DEGLOPPER 4377       13  10  1   115       MEDAL OF HONOR H3 (397)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SERGEANT 5 4424              10   8  1    80       MEDAL OF HONOR H3 (397)
 WINGS IN SUNLIGHT 4651       16  10  0    69       WANDERERS (329)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LATE AFTERNOON 4695          10   2  0    63       LAZY SUNDAY (411)
 YELLOW BRICK TOAD 4018        5   3  0    59       HELPLESS ANIMALS (362)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-CUDDLY KAHLUA 4139           13  10  0    55       OLD SCHOOL (368)
-WARRIOR PIZZA 4191            4   1  1    54       OLD SCHOOL (368)
 THE HAMILTONS 4653           12   2  0    53       LAZY SUNDAY (411)
 DOUBLE TRUE 4585              6   5  0    47       LAZY SUNDAY (411)
 SERGEANT 7 4429               7   9  0    45       MEDAL OF HONOR H3 (397)
 THISTLEDOWN 4673              8  10  0    34       WANDERERS (329)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TRAVELING DUCK 4698           5   8  1    31       WANDERERS (329)
 LAMBCHOP OF GOD 4159          2   1  0    25       HELPLESS ANIMALS (362)
-FROG OF WAR 4085              3   2  0    24       HELPLESS ANIMALS (362)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PARNS 4707                    5   2  0    22       LAZY SUNDAY (411)
 HARVESTER 4694                3  11  0    20       WANDERERS (329)
-SPASTIC FITZ 4189             2   0  0    20       OLD SCHOOL (368)
-SERGEANT 8 4704               1   0  0    13       MEDAL OF HONOR H3 (397)
-NOSE PICKER 4559              1   0  0     9       BB BLIND DATE (408)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
TRUSTWORTHY SCRI        0  0 0                      TRAVELING DUCK 4698   687  NONE
BIG MAN PIG MAN 4714    0  1 0 HELPLESS ANIMALS 362 HIGH ELF              687  NONE
FERRETOLOGY 4019        4  2 0 HELPLESS ANIMALS 362 ARENAMASTER JAIL      687  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Our congratulations to Sergeant 6. -- Jorja and the Wanderers

"Winter's back is broken" and we've had record low highs and MORE SNOW?  This winter
is like a flatworm, you cut it in half, and hey-presto, you have TWO flatworms.

     But who would WANT two flatworms?

So, two-three this time.  Well, it's better than last time, so... we'll take it.  Not

like we had a choice, really.  Warrior Pizza, that's the first time I've taken on a
pizza that fought back!  Amazing experience. -- Wings in Sunlight
P.S.  I had to write you a personal note, the name tickled my fancy.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

FERRETOLOGY was butchered by ARENAMASTER JAILON in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
BIG MAN PIG MAN was butchered by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
YELLOW BRICK TOAD was demolished by DUSTY MILLER in a 1 minute Challenge Title melee.
LAMBCHOP OF GOD defeated HARVESTER in a 2 minute Challenge duel.
SERGEANT 6 overpowered WINGS IN SUNLIGHT in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
SERGEANT 5 was bested by VIRGINAL CONCUBINE in a 2 minute brawl.
LATE AFTERNOON vanquished AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 1 minute brutal mismatched fight.
THE HAMILTONS devastated HAPPY PEASANT in a 4 minute one-sided competition.
THISTLEDOWN was handily defeated by DOUBLE TRUE in a 1 minute uneven melee.
PARNS was vanquished by SERGEANT 7 in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
TRAVELING DUCK slaughtered TRUSTWORTHY SCRIBE in a 1 minute one-sided duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   4         TOTAL PARRY       13 -   4 -  0      76  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    4         STRIKING ATTACK   11 -   6 -  0      65  |
|AIMED BLOW                       3         AIMED BLOW        14 -   8 -  1      64  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         LUNGING ATTACK    21 -  15 -  1      58  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -   1 -  0      50  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         SLASHING ATTACK    5 -   7 -  0      42  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         WALL OF STEEL     16 -  29 -  0      36  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         BASHING ATTACK     1 -   2 -  1      33  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   1 -  0       0  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 687 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  0     AIMED BLOW         1 -  2         4  LUNGING ATTACK 
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  0     WALL OF STEEL      1 -  3         3  WALL OF STEEL  
LUNGING ATTACK     3 -  1     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  TOTAL PARRY    
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         1  AIMED BLOW     
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  0     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
WALL OF STEEL    DUSTY MILLER 4634          19  16  1   86 WANDERERS (329)
LUNGING ATTACK   SERGEANT 5 4424            10   8  1   80 MEDAL OF HONOR H3 (397)
AIMED BLOW       YELLOW BRICK TOAD 4018      5   3  0   59 HELPLESS ANIMALS (362)
TOTAL PARRY      THE HAMILTONS 4653         12   2  0   53 LAZY SUNDAY (411)
SLASHING ATTACK  DOUBLE TRUE 4585            6   5  0   47 LAZY SUNDAY (411)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is WINGS IN SUNLIGHT 4651.  The most popular warrior 
this turn was LAMBCHOP OF GOD 4159.  The ten other most popular fighters were LATE 
AFTERNOON 4695, DUSTY MILLER 4634, SERGEANT 5 4424, DOUBLE TRUE 4585, HARVESTER 4694, 
SERGEANT 7 4429, TRAVELING DUCK 4698, FERRETOLOGY 4019, BIG MAN PIG MAN 4714, and 
YELLOW BRICK TOAD 4018.

The least popular fighter this week was PARNS 4707.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were THISTLEDOWN 4673, THE HAMILTONS 4653, WINGS IN SUNLIGHT 4651, YELLOW 
BRICK TOAD 4018, BIG MAN PIG MAN 4714, FERRETOLOGY 4019, TRAVELING DUCK 4698, 
SERGEANT 7 4429, HARVESTER 4694, and DOUBLE TRUE 4585.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

SERGEANT 6 (41-4415) MEDAL OF HONOR H3 (397)

               NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)

For those of you who keep track of such things, several additional warriors 
graduated from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament. 

                         WILLOW (14-4754) ZOMBIE SQUAD (478) 
                      SERPENTITO (36-7542) SERPENTS HOLD (629) 
                     THE SHINING (82-1279) FAILED MUSICALS (222) 
                     BESS (82-35303) SUPERIOR FORCES 4502 (5816) 
                        JABBER HOGAN (82-49966) LAZY 9 (8398) 
                       LAZY CRIMINAL (84-18259) KAOSTIC (1429) 
                         HIDDEN GERBIL (84-19254) TMI (3416) 

Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes