DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER Date : 03/04/2014 Duedate: 03/17/2014 KATI-TEI ARENA DM-41 TURN-687 This Weeks Top Honors THE DUELMASTER IS DUSTY MILLER WANDERERS (329) (41-4634) [19-16-1,86] Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader DUSTY MILLER POSITION IS EMPTY WANDERERS (329) (41-4634) [19-16-1,86] Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite WINGS IN SUNLIGHT LAMBCHOP OF GOD WANDERERS (329) HELPLESS ANIMALS (362) (41-4651) [16-10-0,69] (41-4159) [2-1-0,25] THE CURRENT TOP TEAM LAZY SUNDAY (411) TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team 1. WANDERERS (329) 18 2. MEDAL OF HONOR H3 (397) 14 MEDAL OF HONOR H3 (397) 3. HELPLESS ANIMALS (362) 11 Unchartered Team 4. LAZY SUNDAY (411) 9 5. OLD SCHOOL (368) 0 (-1) The Top Teams Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K 1- 2*BB BLIND DATE (408) 1 0 0 100 1/ 1 LAZY SUNDAY (411) 9 3 0 2/ 4 MEDAL OF HONOR H3 (397) 140 70 6 66.7 2/ 2 MEDAL OF HONOR H3 (397) 6 3 0 3/ 5 LAZY SUNDAY (411) 44 34 2 56.4 3/ 3 WANDERERS (329) 4 11 1 4- 6 OLD SCHOOL (368) 87 81 3 51.8 4/ 4 HELPLESS ANIMALS (362) 3 3 0 5/ 8 WANDERERS (329) 900 979 19 47.9 5- 5 OLD SCHOOL (368) 3 3 0 6/ 7 HELPLESS ANIMALS (362) 18 20 0 47.4 6- 7*BB BLIND DATE (408) 1 0 0 '*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn (###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank TEAM SPOTLIGHT * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===--- Duelmasters ----------- DM 8 ARKERS (turn 371): ZORK of Z GLADIATORS (The Z-Man, mgr.) DM 11 ARUAK CITY (turn 744): LAMB CHOP STOP of EASTER FEASTER (Dark One, mgr.) DM 14 TOBIR (turn 744): MANSION of LIVING LARGE (Padre, mgr.) DM 22 SOLVEN (turn 729): DOUGLAS T. JACOBSON of MEDAL OF HONOR 104 (Anarchist, mgr) DM 24 ZORPUNT (turn 731): HERO SANDWICH of SHEWISH BUFFET (One Arned Bandit) DM 25 LYRATILAN (turn 728): HURIN of WHEEL OF TIME (Stillgard, mgr.) DM 26 CALEAM (turn 725): SERGEANT 8 of MEDAL OF HONOR GN (The Anarchist, mgr.) DM 30 IAYE (turn 726): HUMUNGOUSAUR of OMNITRIX (Buri, mgr.) DM 40 ZENSU (turn 689): MORK CALLING ORSON of CSU COLLEGE RADIO (Floyd, mgr.) DM 41 KATI-TEI (turn 686): SERGEANT 6 of MEDAL OF HONOR H3 (The Anarchist, mgr.) DM 46 ARDIVENT (turn 677): SADIE of FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.) DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 319): ABU JR. of THE CHOSEN ONES (The Chosen One, mgr.) DM 63 AMEN-TEI (turn 571): SERRGEANT 4 of MEDAL OF HONOR J3 (The Anarchist, mgr.) DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 272): TOBEORNOTTOBE of TOTAL CHAOS (Marma Duke, mgr.) ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 629): MICHAEL COOPER of SUPERIOR FORCES ZC2 (Manager, mgr.) Top Teams --------- DM 8 ARKERS (turn 371): WEIRD ALCHEMY (La Guillotine, mgr.) DM 11 ARUAK CITY (turn 744): BULLDOGS (Kennelworth, mgr.) DM 14 TOBIR (turn 744): THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.) DM 22 SOLVEN (turn 729): MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.) DM 24 ZORPUNT (turn 731): TRIBE (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.) DM 25 LYRATILAN (turn 728): SHEWISH BUFFET (One Armed Bandit, mgr.) DM 26 CALEAM (turn 725): MEDAL OF HONOR GN (The Anarchist, mgr.) DM 30 IAYE (turn 726): ALL JACKED UP (Pat Sajak, mgr.) DM 40 ZENSU (turn 689): BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.) DM 41 KATI-TEI (turn 686): LAZY SUNDAY (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.) DM 46 ARDIVENT (turn 677): FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.) DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 319): WHERE AM I? (Var, mgr.) DM 63 AMEN-TEI (turn 571): WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.) DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 272): OUTER GODS (Var, mgr.) ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 629): SUPERIOR FATHER et al (Manager, mgr.) Recent Graduates ---------------- DM 8 ARKERS (turn 371): ZORK of Z GLADIATORS (The Z-Man, mgr.) DM 11 ARUAK CITY (turn 743): GREEN SNOT of COLORIFIC (Purple People Eater, mgr.) DM 25 LYRATILAN (turn 728): GASPAR HUELCO of THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Jorja, mgr.) DM 41 KATI-TEI (turn 686): SERGEANT 6 of MEDAL OF HONOR H3 (The Anarchist, mgr.) (turn 685): SPOCKA THE HUTT of OLD SCHOOL (Otto X, mgr.) DM 46 ARDIVENT (turn 676): SNUFFY of FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.) DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 318): HU YAN ZHUO of WAH CHING (Pec Killer, mgr.) SPY REPORT So why do I have this bag over my head? Because I am The Unknown Spymaster and I'm going to give you a spy report!. Hey everybody, watch out for SERGEANT 7, who flew up 18 points in the rankings after mashing PARNS like a melon. Keep your eye on this guy. Ya know, some days it doesn't pay to walk out on the sands. PARNS was overcame by SERGEANT 7 and drops 16 points. Well, everybody's pal SERGEANT 6 moved his record to 16-5-2 by defeating WINGS IN SUNLIGHT in the Duelmaster's Title Bout and gaining 6 recognition points. Advice to bashers--never force anything, just get a bigger halberd! Let's dig a little deeper into what's happening in the KATI-TEI arena. Here's a song for you: Who's afraid of the big, bad OLD SCHOOL? Big bad OLD SCHOOL. Big bad OLD SCHOOL. KATI-TEI's afraid of the big bad OLD SCHOOL. Tra la la la la! For those of you who like math, try this one: OLD SCHOOL + Weapons That go Boom = HELPLESS ANIMALS + Avoid City. And who is this DUSTY MILLER you ask, with 86 points and a 19-16-1 record. Ooh, the tales I could tell! Remember that an arena is not always a safe place to be, but it is one of the most interesting, though! There's got to be more reason for the sending of FERRETOLOGY to the Dark Arena than his record (4-2-0). Anybody got any ideas HELPLESS ANIMALS? Remember: alliances are great, but try and take your ally in the arena with you and see what happens. I think I had better cut this one short. It's been nice chatting to those of you whom I have not offended yet. Okay, so I may not be the world's best comedian, but then you guys aren't the world's best warriors. And remember, you can pick your friends and you can pick your--(loud boos), oh, you've heard that one already!-- The Unknown Spymaster DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME DUSTY MILLER 4634 19 16 1 86 WANDERERS (329) CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -CHARLES DEGLOPPER 4377 13 10 1 115 MEDAL OF HONOR H3 (397) CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME SERGEANT 5 4424 10 8 1 80 MEDAL OF HONOR H3 (397) WINGS IN SUNLIGHT 4651 16 10 0 69 WANDERERS (329) CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME LATE AFTERNOON 4695 10 2 0 63 LAZY SUNDAY (411) YELLOW BRICK TOAD 4018 5 3 0 59 HELPLESS ANIMALS (362) ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -CUDDLY KAHLUA 4139 13 10 0 55 OLD SCHOOL (368) -WARRIOR PIZZA 4191 4 1 1 54 OLD SCHOOL (368) THE HAMILTONS 4653 12 2 0 53 LAZY SUNDAY (411) DOUBLE TRUE 4585 6 5 0 47 LAZY SUNDAY (411) SERGEANT 7 4429 7 9 0 45 MEDAL OF HONOR H3 (397) THISTLEDOWN 4673 8 10 0 34 WANDERERS (329) CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME TRAVELING DUCK 4698 5 8 1 31 WANDERERS (329) LAMBCHOP OF GOD 4159 2 1 0 25 HELPLESS ANIMALS (362) -FROG OF WAR 4085 3 2 0 24 HELPLESS ANIMALS (362) INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME PARNS 4707 5 2 0 22 LAZY SUNDAY (411) HARVESTER 4694 3 11 0 20 WANDERERS (329) -SPASTIC FITZ 4189 2 0 0 20 OLD SCHOOL (368) -SERGEANT 8 4704 1 0 0 13 MEDAL OF HONOR H3 (397) -NOSE PICKER 4559 1 0 0 9 BB BLIND DATE (408) '-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn. THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge? TRUSTWORTHY SCRI 0 0 0 TRAVELING DUCK 4698 687 NONE BIG MAN PIG MAN 4714 0 1 0 HELPLESS ANIMALS 362 HIGH ELF 687 NONE FERRETOLOGY 4019 4 2 0 HELPLESS ANIMALS 362 ARENAMASTER JAIL 687 NONE PERSONAL ADS Our congratulations to Sergeant 6. -- Jorja and the Wanderers "Winter's back is broken" and we've had record low highs and MORE SNOW? This winter is like a flatworm, you cut it in half, and hey-presto, you have TWO flatworms. But who would WANT two flatworms? So, two-three this time. Well, it's better than last time, so... we'll take it. Not like we had a choice, really. Warrior Pizza, that's the first time I've taken on a pizza that fought back! Amazing experience. -- Wings in Sunlight P.S. I had to write you a personal note, the name tickled my fancy. LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS FERRETOLOGY was butchered by ARENAMASTER JAILON in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight. BIG MAN PIG MAN was butchered by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel. YELLOW BRICK TOAD was demolished by DUSTY MILLER in a 1 minute Challenge Title melee. LAMBCHOP OF GOD defeated HARVESTER in a 2 minute Challenge duel. SERGEANT 6 overpowered WINGS IN SUNLIGHT in a 1 minute one-sided fight. SERGEANT 5 was bested by VIRGINAL CONCUBINE in a 2 minute brawl. LATE AFTERNOON vanquished AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 1 minute brutal mismatched fight. THE HAMILTONS devastated HAPPY PEASANT in a 4 minute one-sided competition. THISTLEDOWN was handily defeated by DOUBLE TRUE in a 1 minute uneven melee. PARNS was vanquished by SERGEANT 7 in a 1 minute one-sided duel. TRAVELING DUCK slaughtered TRUSTWORTHY SCRIBE in a 1 minute one-sided duel. BATTLE REPORT MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS |FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT| |LUNGING ATTACK 4 TOTAL PARRY 13 - 4 - 0 76 | |WALL OF STEEL 4 STRIKING ATTACK 11 - 6 - 0 65 | |AIMED BLOW 3 AIMED BLOW 14 - 8 - 1 64 | |STRIKING ATTACK 2 LUNGING ATTACK 21 - 15 - 1 58 | |SLASHING ATTACK 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 1 - 0 50 | |TOTAL PARRY 1 SLASHING ATTACK 5 - 7 - 0 42 | |PARRY-STRIKE 1 WALL OF STEEL 16 - 29 - 0 36 | |PARRY-LUNGE 0 BASHING ATTACK 1 - 2 - 1 33 | |PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 - 0 0 | |BASHING ATTACK 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 - 0 0 | Turn 687 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are: SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 AIMED BLOW 1 - 2 4 LUNGING ATTACK TOTAL PARRY 1 - 0 WALL OF STEEL 1 - 3 3 WALL OF STEEL LUNGING ATTACK 3 - 1 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 2 TOTAL PARRY STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 1 AIMED BLOW PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 1 SLASHING ATTACK BASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME WALL OF STEEL DUSTY MILLER 4634 19 16 1 86 WANDERERS (329) LUNGING ATTACK SERGEANT 5 4424 10 8 1 80 MEDAL OF HONOR H3 (397) AIMED BLOW YELLOW BRICK TOAD 4018 5 3 0 59 HELPLESS ANIMALS (362) TOTAL PARRY THE HAMILTONS 4653 12 2 0 53 LAZY SUNDAY (411) SLASHING ATTACK DOUBLE TRUE 4585 6 5 0 47 LAZY SUNDAY (411) Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above. The overall popularity leader is WINGS IN SUNLIGHT 4651. The most popular warrior this turn was LAMBCHOP OF GOD 4159. The ten other most popular fighters were LATE AFTERNOON 4695, DUSTY MILLER 4634, SERGEANT 5 4424, DOUBLE TRUE 4585, HARVESTER 4694, SERGEANT 7 4429, TRAVELING DUCK 4698, FERRETOLOGY 4019, BIG MAN PIG MAN 4714, and YELLOW BRICK TOAD 4018. The least popular fighter this week was PARNS 4707. The other ten least popular fighters were THISTLEDOWN 4673, THE HAMILTONS 4653, WINGS IN SUNLIGHT 4651, YELLOW BRICK TOAD 4018, BIG MAN PIG MAN 4714, FERRETOLOGY 4019, TRAVELING DUCK 4698, SERGEANT 7 4429, HARVESTER 4694, and DOUBLE TRUE 4585. The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn: SERGEANT 6 (41-4415) MEDAL OF HONOR H3 (397) NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS) For those of you who keep track of such things, several additional warriors graduated from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament. WILLOW (14-4754) ZOMBIE SQUAD (478) SERPENTITO (36-7542) SERPENTS HOLD (629) THE SHINING (82-1279) FAILED MUSICALS (222) BESS (82-35303) SUPERIOR FORCES 4502 (5816) JABBER HOGAN (82-49966) LAZY 9 (8398) LAZY CRIMINAL (84-18259) KAOSTIC (1429) HIDDEN GERBIL (84-19254) TMI (3416) Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes