DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 04/01/2014    Duedate: 04/14/2014

KATI-TEI ARENA

DM-41    TURN-689

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

SERGEANT 5
MEDAL OF HONOR H3 (397)
(41-4424) [12-8-1,101]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

SERGEANT 5                     POSITION IS EMPTY
MEDAL OF HONOR H3 (397)        
(41-4424) [12-8-1,101]         

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

WINGS IN SUNLIGHT              WINGS IN SUNLIGHT
WANDERERS (329)                WANDERERS (329)
(41-4651) [18-10-0,85]         (41-4651) [18-10-0,85]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

WANDERERS (329)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. WANDERERS (329)             50
2. HELPLESS ANIMALS (362)      41      MEDAL OF HONOR H3 (397)
3. MEDAL OF HONOR H3 (397)     22      Unchartered Team
4. LAZY SUNDAY (411)          -46
                                       WE ARE BAD (97)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 2 MEDAL OF HONOR H3 (397)  143  71  6 66.8   1/ 2 WANDERERS (329)           8  7 1
 2/ 3 LAZY SUNDAY (411)         47  39  2 54.7   2/ 1 LAZY SUNDAY (411)         6  6 0
 3/ 5 WANDERERS (329)          906 983 19 48.0   3/ 3 MEDAL OF HONOR H3 (397)   5  2 0
 4/ 6 HELPLESS ANIMALS (362)    19  22  0 46.3   4/ 4 HELPLESS ANIMALS (362)    2  5 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 372): IMERTA LOEL of MIDDLE WAY 11 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 746): MEDIOCRETAUR of THE VULGARIANS (Mordraith, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 746): BARIUM ENEMY of PERIODIC STATEMENTS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 731): IRSON ORSON of MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 733): ARE YOU DONE YET? Of BASH BROS BOSS (Assurnasirbanipal)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 730): HURIN of WHEEL OF TIME (Stillgard, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 727): APPELONIA of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 728): HUMUNGOUSAUR of OMNITRIX (Buri, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 691): KORVIN ROSS of BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 688): SERGEANT 5 of MEDAL OF HONOR H3 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 679): ROBERT JOHNSON of THE 27 CLUB (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 320): URSILA RILVAR of MIDDLE WAY 8 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 573): ANDORIAN SMOOTHIE of SHEWISH BUFFET (One Armed Bandit)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 273): MUSHROOM of PIZZA TOPPINGS (Warlock, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 631): MICHAEL COOPER of SUPERIOR FORCES ZC2 (Manager, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 372): WEIRD ALCHEMY (La Guillotine, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 746): THE VULGARIANS (Mordraith, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 746): WU-TANG FOREVER (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 731): MEDAL OF HONOR 104 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 733): TRIBE (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 730): WHEEL OF TIME (Stillgard, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 727): MEDAL OF HONOR GN (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 728): OMNITRIX (Buri, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 691): BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 688): LAZY SUNDAY (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 679): THE 27 CLUB (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 320): WHERE AM I? (Var, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 573): WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 273): OUTER GODS (Var, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 631): SUPERIOR FATHER et al (Manager, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 371): ZORK of Z GLADIATORS (The Z-Man, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 745): CLARET CRAWDAD of ANIMAL FARM (Mino, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 730): HURIN of WHEEL OF TIME (Stillgard, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 690): MORK CALLING ORSON of CSU COLLEGE RADIO (Floyd, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     Well, what are you looking at, KATI-TEI?  Ain't you never seen Snide Clemens 
before?  Ah, shaddup and listen to my news.  Later days, LAZY SUNDAY, since WANDERERS 
took top team from you this turn, you guys are old news.  Of course, we're all 
terribly impressed to see TRAVELING DUCK win a fight and gain 23 points, terribly.  
Tsk, tsk, TRAVELING DUCK beat THE HAMILTONS and THE HAMILTONS lost 14 points.  You're 
breakin' my heart.  And if variety is the spice of life, KATI-TEI may be getting 
bland, as SERGEANT 5 stays top dog in the city.  Kickbacks and bribes, kickbacks and 
bribes, how else do you think some of these guys win their fights?  Skill?  Ha!   
     My mother always told me, 'If you don't have anything nice to say, start 
talking.' I loved that woman.  What's the big D?  MEDAL OF HONOR H3 was the most 
avoided team?  Bunch of lily livered... grumble... mumble... curse...  And who led 
the way in this mass act of cowardice?  Let's see, well, whatcha know?  It was 
HELPLESS ANIMALS.  Ha ha ha ha!   
     Some people like volunteer work in the hospitals.  I volunteer for KATI-TEI's 
morgue.  More variety.  We're all going to die in the end, so why worry if the fate 
catches up with you sooner that later?   
     There's got to be a better place in KATI-TEI to get a drink than The Warty Toad! 
Any suggestions?  Well, I've had enough of this drivel, and I'm sure you have too.  
Off like a dirty shirt of padded leather.  I see the crowds are getting restless, I 
must leave now-- Snide Clemens  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SERGEANT 5 4424              12   8  1   101       MEDAL OF HONOR H3 (397)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-CHARLES DEGLOPPER 4377       13  10  1   115       MEDAL OF HONOR H3 (397)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 WINGS IN SUNLIGHT 4651       18  10  0    85       WANDERERS (329)
 DUSTY MILLER 4634            19  18  1    76       WANDERERS (329)
 YELLOW BRICK TOAD 4018        6   3  0    76       HELPLESS ANIMALS (362)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SERGEANT 7 4429               8  10  0    64       MEDAL OF HONOR H3 (397)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TRAVELING DUCK 4698           7   8  1    56       WANDERERS (329)
 LATE AFTERNOON 4695          10   4  0    52       LAZY SUNDAY (411)
 THISTLEDOWN 4673              9  11  0    46       WANDERERS (329)
 DOUBLE TRUE 4585              7   6  0    43       LAZY SUNDAY (411)
 THE HAMILTONS 4653           13   3  0    42       LAZY SUNDAY (411)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HARVESTER 4694                4  12  0    27       WANDERERS (329)
-LAMBCHOP OF GOD 4159          2   1  0    25       HELPLESS ANIMALS (362)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PARNS 4707                    6   3  0    22       LAZY SUNDAY (411)
-SERGEANT 8 4704               1   0  0    13       MEDAL OF HONOR H3 (397)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
FROG OF WAR 4085        3  3 0 HELPLESS ANIMALS 362 ARENAMASTER JAIL      689  NONE
MILDTHANG7D 4723        0  1 0 HELPLESS ANIMALS 362 ARENAMASTER JAIL      689  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Six fights total, five of them ours, and we only drew ONE standby!  I thought we'd
got that all set up with the handicapper, contributions to worthy charities,
introductions to certain people, that sort of thing.  We should've fought LOTS of
standbys.  Not all at once, of course. -- Dusty Miller

Two-three and no deaths, this is good.  We'll take it, and the sunny warmth that came
with it. -- Wings in Sunlight

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

FROG OF WAR was butchered by ARENAMASTER JAILON in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
MILDTHANG7D was butchered by ARENAMASTER JAILON in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
SERGEANT 5 demolished DUSTY MILLER in a 1 minute one-sided Title melee.
WINGS IN SUNLIGHT overpowered KUNG-FU MASTER in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
LATE AFTERNOON was overpowered by YELLOW BRICK TOAD in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
THISTLEDOWN devastated PARNS in a 1 minute uneven brawl.
THE HAMILTONS was overpowered by TRAVELING DUCK in a 2 minute one-sided struggle.
SERGEANT 7 handily defeated DOUBLE TRUE in a 1 minute uneven fight.
HARVESTER vanquished SHIFTYEYED VOLUNTEER in a 1 minute uneven duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|WALL OF STEEL                    4         PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -   0 -  0     100  |
|AIMED BLOW                       3         TOTAL PARRY       12 -   6 -  0      67  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   3         LUNGING ATTACK    22 -  14 -  1      61  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         AIMED BLOW        14 -   9 -  1      61  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         STRIKING ATTACK    9 -   6 -  0      60  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         SLASHING ATTACK    6 -   8 -  0      43  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         WALL OF STEEL     17 -  28 -  0      38  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   2 -  0       0  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   0         BASHING ATTACK     0 -   1 -  0       0  |

Turn 689 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

WALL OF STEEL      3 -  1     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         4  LUNGING ATTACK 
AIMED BLOW         2 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         3  WALL OF STEEL  
LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         2  AIMED BLOW     
                              SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  1         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                              STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  0         1  TOTAL PARRY    
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  0     
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  2     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   SERGEANT 5 4424            12   8  1  101 MEDAL OF HONOR H3 (397)
WALL OF STEEL    WINGS IN SUNLIGHT 4651     18  10  0   85 WANDERERS (329)
AIMED BLOW       YELLOW BRICK TOAD 4018      6   3  0   76 HELPLESS ANIMALS (362)
SLASHING ATTACK  DOUBLE TRUE 4585            7   6  0   43 LAZY SUNDAY (411)
TOTAL PARRY      THE HAMILTONS 4653         13   3  0   42 LAZY SUNDAY (411)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is WINGS IN SUNLIGHT 4651.  The most popular warrior 
this turn was WINGS IN SUNLIGHT 4651.  The ten other most popular fighters were 
YELLOW BRICK TOAD 4018, SERGEANT 7 4429, SERGEANT 5 4424, TRAVELING DUCK 4698, 
THISTLEDOWN 4673, FROG OF WAR 4085, MILDTHANG7D 4723, DUSTY MILLER 4634, LATE 
AFTERNOON 4695, and PARNS 4707.

The least popular fighter this week was HARVESTER 4694.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were DOUBLE TRUE 4585, THE HAMILTONS 4653, PARNS 4707, LATE AFTERNOON 4695, 
DUSTY MILLER 4634, MILDTHANG7D 4723, FROG OF WAR 4085, THISTLEDOWN 4673, TRAVELING 
DUCK 4698, and SERGEANT 5 4424.