DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 04/29/2014    Duedate: 05/12/2014

KATI-TEI ARENA

DM-41    TURN-691

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

FLYING PIG
HELL FROZEN OVER (412)
(41-4605) [13-5-0,115]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

FLYING PIG                     POSITION IS EMPTY
HELL FROZEN OVER (412)         
(41-4605) [13-5-0,115]         

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

SERGEANT 5                     SERGEANT 5
MEDAL OF HONOR H3 (397)        MEDAL OF HONOR H3 (397)
(41-4424) [13-9-1,100]         (41-4424) [13-9-1,100]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

LAZY SUNDAY (411)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. HELPLESS ANIMALS (362)      68
2. LAZY SUNDAY (411)           60      HELL FROZEN OVER (412)
3. OLD SCHOOL (368)            24      Unchartered Team
4. HELL FROZEN OVER (412)       8
5. MEDAL OF HONOR H3 (397)    -18      SATAN'S KINGDOM (369)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 0 HELL FROZEN OVER (412)    13   5  0 72.2   1/ 1 LAZY SUNDAY (411)         7  5 2
 2/ 1 MEDAL OF HONOR H3 (397)  145  73  6 66.5   2/ 2 WANDERERS (329)           6  9 0
 3/ 2 LAZY SUNDAY (411)         54  40  4 57.4   3/ 3 MEDAL OF HONOR H3 (397)   4  2 0
 4/ 0 OLD SCHOOL (368)          89  83  3 51.7   4/ 4 HELPLESS ANIMALS (362)    3  5 0
 5/ 3 WANDERERS (329)          908 991 19 47.8   5/ 0 OLD SCHOOL (368)          2  2 0
 6/ 4 HELPLESS ANIMALS (362)    21  25  0 45.7   6/ 0 HELL FROZEN OVER (412)    1  0 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 373): CLYDE D'CLUB of PEASANT REBELLION (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 748): EBONY EYE of COLORIFIC (Purple People Eater, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 748): BARIUM ENEMY of PERIODIC STATEMENTS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 733): DOUGLAS T. JACOBSON of MEDAL OF HONOR 104 (The Anarchist)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 735): T-JON LOY of KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 732): LOIAL of WHEEL OF TIME (Stillgard, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 729): SERGEANT 7 of MEDAL OF HONOR GN (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 730): HUMUNGOUSAUR of OMNITRIX (Buri, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 693): EBBUTT MARSH of BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 690): SERGEANT 5 of MEDAL OF HONOR H3 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 681): SADIE of FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 321): SUN QIAN of WAH CHING (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 575): SERGEANT 4 of MEDAL OF HONOR J3 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 274): MUSHROOM of PIZZA TOPPINGS (Warlock, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 633): MICHAEL COOPER of SUPERIOR FORCES ZC2 (Manager, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 373): WEIRD ALCHEMY (La Guillotine, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 748): BULLDOGS (Kennelworth, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 748): WU-TANG FOREVER (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 733): MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 735): KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 732): WHEEL OF TIME (Stillgard, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 729): MEDAL OF HONOR GN (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 730): OMNITRIX (Buri, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 693): BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 690): LAZY SUNDAY (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 681): THE 27 CLUB (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 321): IRON CATHEDRAL (Dameon Darkheart, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 575): WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 274): OUTER GODS (Var, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 633): SUPERIOR FATHER et al (Manager, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 373): PORT-A-FORTRESS of THE CHOSEN (Longshot, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 747): DOGGY BAG of BULLDOGS (Kennelworth, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 748): THE SQUARE of WU-TANG FOREVER (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 733): IRSON ORSON of MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 735): CHILI CON CARNAGE of SHEWISH BUFFET (One Armed Bandit)
                (turn 734): HERO SANDWICH of SHEWIS BUFFET (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 730): HURIN of WHEEL OF TIME (Stillgard, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 692): KORVIN ROSS of BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 680): ROBERT JOHNSON of THE 27 CLUB (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 321): SINISTER SAINT of IRON CATHEDRAL (Dameon Darkheart, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 575): SERGEANT 4 of MEDAL OF HONOR J3 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
                 (turn 574): ANDORIAN SMOOTHIE of SHEWISH BUFFET (One Armed Bandit)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 274): MUSHROOM of PIZZA TOPPINGS (Warlock, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     If you were disturbed from your beauty rest only to have to watch a bunch of 
KATI-TEI brutes like you, you'd be grouchy, too.  Of course, we're all terribly 
impressed to see LATE AFTERNOON win a fight and gain 28 points, terribly.  Tsk, tsk, 
LATE AFTERNOON beat WINGS IN SUNLIGHT and WINGS IN SUNLIGHT lost 19 points.  You're 
breakin' my heart.  And it's out with the old, in with the new, as FLYING PIG takes 
the Title and last week's bar tab from the old Duelmaster.  Heh, heh.  The Welcome 
Wench, humph!  I've tasted better ale at mortuaries.  Where do they get this stuff?  
From KATI-TEI's trash dumps?   
     My mother always told me, 'If you don't have anything nice to say, start 
talking.' I loved that woman.  MEDAL OF HONOR H3, I suppose you'll be glad to know 
you were this turn's most avoided team.  Care to know who is the most afraid of you?  
And who led the way in this mass act of cowardice?  Let's see, well, whatcha know?  
It was HELPLESS ANIMALS.  Ha ha ha ha!  Ooh, I'm frightfully impressed, DUSTY MILLER 
was this turn's most challenged warrior.  Watch that ego swell, sports fans.   
     Ah, now we come to my favorite part, where we see all the guys who are dead and 
gone, and get to see if their team cared.  Bye bye, warrior, bye bye...  TRAVELING 
DUCK, a glorious 7-9-1 fighter, has passed away.  Gee, too bad WANDERERS.  We're all 
going to die in the end, so why worry if the fate catches up with you sooner that 
later?   
     What does the KATI-TEI arena have in common with the inns?  It's just as 
comfortable to sleep in either place.  Ha ha ha ha!  Just wait 'till next time I show 
up here, I won't be so nice!  So nyaaah!  Glad to see the back of this place-- Snide 
Clemens  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FLYING PIG 4605              13   5  0   115       HELL FROZEN OVER (412)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-CHARLES DEGLOPPER 4377       13  10  1   115       MEDAL OF HONOR H3 (397)
 SERGEANT 5 4424              13   9  1   100       MEDAL OF HONOR H3 (397)
 YELLOW BRICK TOAD 4018        7   3  0    93       HELPLESS ANIMALS (362)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LATE AFTERNOON 4695          12   4  0    88       LAZY SUNDAY (411)
 DUSTY MILLER 4634            20  19  1    80       WANDERERS (329)
 DOUBLE TRUE 4585              9   6  0    69       LAZY SUNDAY (411)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 WINGS IN SUNLIGHT 4651       18  12  0    66       WANDERERS (329)
 WARRIOR PIZZA 4191            5   1  1    66       OLD SCHOOL (368)
 THISTLEDOWN 4673             10  12  0    60       WANDERERS (329)
 SERGEANT 7 4429               9  11  0    57       MEDAL OF HONOR H3 (397)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CUDDLY KAHLUA 4139           13  11  0    56       OLD SCHOOL (368)
 PARNS 4707                    8   3  2    52       LAZY SUNDAY (411)
 THE HAMILTONS 4653           14   4  0    46       LAZY SUNDAY (411)
 LAMBCHOP OF GOD 4159          3   1  0    38       HELPLESS ANIMALS (362)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HARVESTER 4694                4  14  0    26       WANDERERS (329)
 SPASTIC FITZ 4189             3   0  0    26       OLD SCHOOL (368)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-SERGEANT 8 4704               1   0  0    13       MEDAL OF HONOR H3 (397)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
MILDTHANGZE 4725        0  1 0 HELPLESS ANIMALS 362 SPYMASTER             691  NONE
MILDTHANZF 4726         0  1 0 HELPLESS ANIMALS 362 ARENAMASTER JAIL      691  NONE
VINDIGATOR 4724         0  1 0 HELPLESS ANIMALS 362 ARENAMASTER JAIL      691  NONE
DATA 1 4721             0  1 0 OLD SCHOOL 368       BLACK ORC             691  NONE
TRAVELING DUCK 4698     7 10 1 WANDERERS 329        PARNS 4707            691   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Our congratulations to 21stcentury Skitzoid. -- Jorja and the Wanderers

Just playthings of Fate, that's us.  Last time, four-one with Dusty losing.  This
time, one-four with Dusty getting the only win--against a standby. -- Wings in
Sunlight

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

DATA 1 was butchered by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
MILDTHANGZE was slaughtered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
MILDTHANZF was easily killed by ARENAMASTER JAILON in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
VINDIGATOR was assassinated by ARENAMASTER JAILON in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
YELLOW BRICK TOAD devastated DUSTY MILLER in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
LAMBCHOP OF GOD overpowered HARVESTER in a 2 minute bloody mismatched Challenge match.
SERGEANT 5 was unbelievably bested by FLYING PIG in a 4 minute master's Title fight.
WINGS IN SUNLIGHT was devastated by LATE AFTERNOON in a 2 minute competition.
SERGEANT 7 was overcome by WARRIOR PIZZA in a 3 minute melee.
DOUBLE TRUE viciously subdued CUDDLY KAHLUA in a popular 3 minute expert's duel.
THISTLEDOWN viciously subdued THE HAMILTONS in a popular 3 minute brutal fight.
TRAVELING DUCK was easily killed by PARNS in a 1 minute brutal one-sided bout.
SPASTIC FITZ demolished SHIFTYEYED VOLUNTEER in a 1 minute mismatched competition.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|WALL OF STEEL                    6         LUNGING ATTACK    22 -  14 -  0      61  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   5         AIMED BLOW        15 -  10 -  3      60  |
|AIMED BLOW                       3         TOTAL PARRY       10 -   8 -  0      56  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      3         SLASHING ATTACK    6 -   5 -  0      55  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         STRIKING ATTACK    6 -   6 -  0      50  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         WALL OF STEEL     19 -  27 -  0      41  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   3 -  0       0  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   0         BASHING ATTACK     0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 691 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  3         4  LUNGING ATTACK 
AIMED BLOW         2 -  1     TOTAL PARRY        1 -  2         4  WALL OF STEEL  
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  1     WALL OF STEEL      2 -  4         1  TOTAL PARRY    
                              PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         1  AIMED BLOW     
                              PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0     
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  0     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      FLYING PIG 4605            13   5  0  115 HELL FROZEN OVER (412)
LUNGING ATTACK   SERGEANT 5 4424            13   9  1  100 MEDAL OF HONOR H3 (397)
AIMED BLOW       YELLOW BRICK TOAD 4018      7   3  0   93 HELPLESS ANIMALS (362)
WALL OF STEEL    DUSTY MILLER 4634          20  19  1   80 WANDERERS (329)
SLASHING ATTACK  DOUBLE TRUE 4585            9   6  0   69 LAZY SUNDAY (411)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is SERGEANT 5 4424.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was SERGEANT 5 4424.  The ten other most popular fighters were DOUBLE TRUE 4585, 
THISTLEDOWN 4673, SERGEANT 7 4429, LATE AFTERNOON 4695, YELLOW BRICK TOAD 4018, 
LAMBCHOP OF GOD 4159, WARRIOR PIZZA 4191, FLYING PIG 4605, CUDDLY KAHLUA 4139, and 
WINGS IN SUNLIGHT 4651.

The least popular fighter this week was TRAVELING DUCK 4698.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were THE HAMILTONS 4653, HARVESTER 4694, DUSTY MILLER 4634, 
VINDIGATOR 4724, MILDTHANZF 4726, MILDTHANGZE 4725, DATA 1 4721, SPASTIC FITZ 4189, 
PARNS 4707, and WINGS IN SUNLIGHT 4651.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

21STCENTURY SKITZOID (41-2140) DA DOG POWNDAZ (111)

                  MAIL-IN TOURNEY LVII

CONTENDERS TOURNEY                     W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
ALBINO DALMATION 1672 (81-73-3)        4  3  0         DA DOG POWNDAZ       
ING 3532 (62-83-1)                     3  3  0         UNEARTHLY PIMPS      
SKITZOID SNOOPY 2146 (50-28-0)         3  3  0         DA DOG POWNDAZ       

ELIGIBLES TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
MOHNSOON MAYHEM 4444 (43-46-0)         2  3  0         THE STORM FRONT      

ADM TOURNEY                            W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
DEVIL DOG 4479 (40-32-1)               2  3  0         DA DOG POWNDAZ       

FRESHMEN TOURNEY                       W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
PORTERHOUSE ARREST 4059 (35-24-1)      3  3  0         GLAD TO MEAT YOU     

CHALLENGERS TOURNEY                    W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
21STCENTURY SKITZOID 2140 (10-1-0)     4  3  0         DA DOG POWNDAZ       

CHAMPIONS TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
FLYING PIG 4605 (12-5-0)               4  3  0         HELL FROZEN OVER     

ADEPTS TOURNEY                         W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
YELLOW BRICK TOAD 4018 (6-3-0)         4  3  0         HELPLESS ANIMALS     

APPRENTICES TOURNEY                    W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
SERGEANT 8 4704 (1-0-0)                5  3  0         MEDAL OF HONOR H3    
LAMBCHOP OF GOD 4159 (2-1-0)           3  3  1         HELPLESS ANIMALS     
SPASTIC FITZ 4189 (2-0-0)              2  3  0         OLD SCHOOL           

ROOKIES TOURNEY                        W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
RALPH? 4638 (0-0-0)                    4  3  0         OLD SCHOOL           
SERGEANT 9 4722 (0-0-0)                3  3  0         MEDAL OF HONOR H3    

ELIGIBLES FOOLS TOURNEY                W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
RED DAWG 2689 (70-54-2)                0  3  0         DA DOG POWNDAZ       

ADM FOOLS TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
HOLY SCHLITZ 4052 (76-60-3)            2  3  0         OLD SCHOOL           

ROOKIES FOOLS TOURNEY                  W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
CRAZY DELICIOUS 4715 (0-0-0)           0  3  0         LAZY SUNDAY