DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 06/10/2014    Duedate: 06/23/2014

KATI-TEI ARENA

DM-41    TURN-694

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

YELLOW BRICK TOAD
HELPLESS ANIMALS (362)
(41-4018) [9-3-0,111]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

YELLOW BRICK TOAD              POSITION IS EMPTY
HELPLESS ANIMALS (362)         
(41-4018) [9-3-0,111]          

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

SERGEANT 5                     SERGEANT 5
MEDAL OF HONOR H3 (397)        MEDAL OF HONOR H3 (397)
(41-4424) [13-12-1,100]        (41-4424) [13-12-1,100]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

WANDERERS (329)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. MEDAL OF HONOR H3 (397)     34
2. HELPLESS ANIMALS (362)      33      HELL FROZEN OVER (412)
3. HELL FROZEN OVER (412)      11      Unchartered Team
4. LAZY SUNDAY (411)            6
5. OLD SCHOOL (368)             0      THERE SHE GOES (260)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 HELL FROZEN OVER (412)    16   7  0 69.6   1/ 2 WANDERERS (329)           8  7 0
 2/ 2 MEDAL OF HONOR H3 (397)  150  76  6 66.4   2/ 1 LAZY SUNDAY (411)         7  7 0
 3/ 3 LAZY SUNDAY (411)         61  47  4 56.5   3/ 6 MEDAL OF HONOR H3 (397)   5  3 0
 4- 4 OLD SCHOOL (368)          90  86  3 51.1   4/ 3 HELL FROZEN OVER (412)    3  2 0
 5/ 5 WANDERERS (329)          916 998 19 47.9   5/ 5 HELPLESS ANIMALS (362)    2  7 0
 6/ 6 HELPLESS ANIMALS (362)    23  32  0 41.8   6- 4 OLD SCHOOL (368)          1  3 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 375): CLYDE D'CLUB of PEASANT REBELLION (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 751): UNCLEAN ONE of CHAOS CARNIVAL (Nurgle, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 751): ODB of WU-TANG FOREVER (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 736): FOXY LADY of ARE YOU ? (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 738): T-JON LOY of KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 735): THE STAND of ARCANE BOOKSHELF (Destitute Noble, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 732): SOURDOUGH SAM of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 733): HUMUNGOUSAUR of OMNITRIX (Buri, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 696): SOLDIER 3 of MEDAL OF HONOR Z1 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 693): FLYING PIG of HELL FROZEN OVER (The Dark One, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 684): JANIS JOBLIN of THE 27 CLUB (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 322): FAT LIP of OTTO'S PARTS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 578): K. GRIFFIN of BAD GIRLS (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 276): HAUGHA RYDE of THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 636): SARINA of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 375): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 751): ANIMAL FARM (Mino, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 751): MENTOR BLISS (Dr. Feelgood, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 736): ARE YOU ? (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 738): TRIBE (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 735): WHEEL OF TIME (Stillgard, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 732): GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 733): ALL JACKED UP (Pat Sajak, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 696): MEDAL OF HONOR Z1 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 693): LAZY SUNDAY (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 684): FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 322): IRON CATHEDRAL (Dameon Darkheart, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 578): WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 276): OUTER GODS (Var, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 636): SUPERIOR FATHER et al (Manager, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 374): IWO JIMA of SMITHSONIAN (Curator, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 750): HOT DOG of BULLDOGS (Kennelworth, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 751): ODB of WU-TANG FOREVER (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
              (turn 750): BARIUM ENEMY of PERIODIC STATEMENTS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 735): SSG6 of MEDAL OF HONOR 104 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 738): T-JON LOY of KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 734): LOIAL of WHEEL OF TIME (Stillgard, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 733): HUMUNGOUSAUR of OMNITRIX (Buri, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 693): FLYING PIG of HELL FROZEN OVER (The Dark One, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 683): SADIE of FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 321): SINISTER SAINT of IRON CATHEDRAL (Dameon Darkheart, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     If you were disturbed from your beauty rest only to have to watch a bunch of 
KATI-TEI brutes like you, you'd be grouchy, too.  Later days, LAZY SUNDAY, since 
WANDERERS took top team from you this turn, you guys are old news.  MEDAL OF HONOR H3 
turned their 3-1-0 turn into a 3rd place rank in the listings this turn.  Any better 
than this, and you get put on hit lists.  Of course, we're all terribly impressed to 
see SERGEANT 9 win a fight and gain 16 points, terribly.  Tsk, tsk, SERGEANT 9 beat 
WALKING THE DOG and WALKING THE DOG lost 10 points.  You're breakin' my heart.  Going 
for broke or broken, our Duelmaster SERGEANT 5 challenged this turn.  And if variety 
is the spice of life, KATI-TEI may be getting bland, as FLYING PIG stays top dog in 
the city.  I'm not in a very good mood today, but why am I telling you this?  You 
want to know what's new, don't you, KATI-TEI?   
     My mother always told me, 'If you don't have anything nice to say, start 
talking.' I loved that woman.  MEDAL OF HONOR H3, I suppose you'll be glad to know 
you were this turn's most avoided team.  Care to know who is the most afraid of you?  
And who led the way in this mass act of cowardice?  Let's see, well, whatcha know?  
It was HELPLESS ANIMALS.  Ha ha ha ha!  Ooh, I'm frightfully impressed, SERGEANT 5 
was this turn's most challenged warrior.  Watch that ego swell, sports fans.  I guess 
I can give a little credit to CRAZY DELICIOUS of LAZY SUNDAY for challenging up by 25 
to HARVESTER.  CRAZY DELICIOUS lost to get 6 points of recognition.  And we have 
YELLOW BRICK TOAD in a challenge, going down 8 points for the fight.  Guess what?  I 
thought YELLOW BRICK TOAD showed great skill and promise when he won victory over 
DUSTY MILLER.  All right, so I slept through it!  Big deal!   
     Death and Taxes.  The less death I see, the more it taxes my patience.  Let's 
see if anyone's dead or dying.  We're all going to die in the end, so why worry if 
the fate catches up with you sooner that later?   
     What does the KATI-TEI arena have in common with the inns?  It's just as 
comfortable to sleep in either place.  Ha ha ha ha!  Well, I've had enough of this 
drivel, and I'm sure you have too.  Off like a dirty shirt of padded leather.  I see 
the crowds are getting restless, I must leave now-- Snide Clemens  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 YELLOW BRICK TOAD 4018        9   3  0   111       HELPLESS ANIMALS (362)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-CHARLES DEGLOPPER 4377       13  10  1   115       MEDAL OF HONOR H3 (397)
 SERGEANT 5 4424              13  12  1   100       MEDAL OF HONOR H3 (397)
 DOUBLE TRUE 4585             12   6  0    98       LAZY SUNDAY (411)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DUSTY MILLER 4634            21  21  1    87       WANDERERS (329)
 THISTLEDOWN 4673             13  12  0    87       WANDERERS (329)
 SERGEANT 7 4429              12  11  0    87       MEDAL OF HONOR H3 (397)
 WINGS IN SUNLIGHT 4651       18  15  0    69       WANDERERS (329)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LATE AFTERNOON 4695          12   7  0    64       LAZY SUNDAY (411)
 THE HAMILTONS 4653           17   4  0    62       LAZY SUNDAY (411)
-WARRIOR PIZZA 4191            5   3  1    58       OLD SCHOOL (368)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-CUDDLY KAHLUA 4139           13  11  0    56       OLD SCHOOL (368)
 PARNS 4707                    9   5  2    54       LAZY SUNDAY (411)
 LAMBCHOP OF GOD 4159          3   3  0    47       HELPLESS ANIMALS (362)
-SPASTIC FITZ 4189             4   1  0    44       OLD SCHOOL (368)
 HARVESTER 4694                6  15  0    34       WANDERERS (329)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SERGEANT 8 4704               2   0  0    22       MEDAL OF HONOR H3 (397)
 SERGEANT 9 4722               1   0  0    16       MEDAL OF HONOR H3 (397)
 WALKING THE DOG 4737          2   1  0     7       WANDERERS (329)
 CRAZY DELICIOUS 4715          0   2  0     6       LAZY SUNDAY (411)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
RAINING CATS 4738       0  1 0 HELL FROZEN OVER 412 SHEWISH GIANT         694  NONE
DOG POOH 4740           0  1 0 HELPLESS ANIMALS 362 SHEWISH GIANT         694  NONE
MILDTHANG10B 4734       0  1 0 HELPLESS ANIMALS 362 BANDIT PRINCE         694  NONE
SLUGMAN 4739            0  1 0 HELPLESS ANIMALS 362 SPYMASTER             694  NONE
TRAVELING DUCK 4698     7 10 1 WANDERERS 329        PARNS 4707            691  REVENGED

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Our congratulations to Flying Pig.  Does this mean hell has melted? -- Jorja and the
Wanderers

Three-two, and not a standby in sight!  They're all hiding because the Tornado
Warning went out.  Wimps. -- Thistledown
P.S.  We considered individual personals, but... not enough feedback.  Sorry, but
that's the facts.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

MILDTHANG10B was butchered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
SLUGMAN was slaughtered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena battle.
DOG POOH was murdered by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
RAINING CATS was slaughtered by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena brawl.
FLYING PIG luckily beat SERGEANT 5 in a 3 minute veteran's Challenge fight.
YELLOW BRICK TOAD vanquished DUSTY MILLER in a 1 minute Challenge Title fight.
CRAZY DELICIOUS was devastated by HARVESTER in a 1 minute Challenge competition.
DOUBLE TRUE handily defeated WINGS IN SUNLIGHT in a 2 minute gruesome uneven melee.
THISTLEDOWN won victory over LATE AFTERNOON in a action packed 1 minute fight.
SERGEANT 7 vanquished PARNS in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
THE HAMILTONS beat LAMBCHOP OF GOD in a popular 5 minute melee.
SERGEANT 8 overpowered FRATSFAN NOBLE in a 1 minute one-sided match.
WALKING THE DOG was viciously subdued by SERGEANT 9 in a 2 minute amateur's conflict.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   6         SLASHING ATTACK    9 -   4 -  0      69  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    6         TOTAL PARRY       12 -   6 -  0      67  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         AIMED BLOW        14 -  10 -  3      58  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         STRIKING ATTACK    7 -   5 -  0      58  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         LUNGING ATTACK    19 -  19 -  0      50  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         WALL OF STEEL     20 -  31 -  0      39  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   4 -  0       0  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   1 -  0       0  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   0         BASHING ATTACK     0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 694 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  4         4  LUNGING ATTACK 
TOTAL PARRY        2 -  0     WALL OF STEEL      2 -  4         4  WALL OF STEEL  
AIMED BLOW         1 -  1     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         1  AIMED BLOW     
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         1  TOTAL PARRY    
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  0     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       YELLOW BRICK TOAD 4018      9   3  0  111 HELPLESS ANIMALS (362)
LUNGING ATTACK   SERGEANT 5 4424            13  12  1  100 MEDAL OF HONOR H3 (397)
SLASHING ATTACK  DOUBLE TRUE 4585           12   6  0   98 LAZY SUNDAY (411)
WALL OF STEEL    THISTLEDOWN 4673           13  12  0   87 WANDERERS (329)
TOTAL PARRY      THE HAMILTONS 4653         17   4  0   62 LAZY SUNDAY (411)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is SERGEANT 5 4424.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was SERGEANT 5 4424.  The ten other most popular fighters were LAMBCHOP OF GOD 4159, 
DOUBLE TRUE 4585, THE HAMILTONS 4653, YELLOW BRICK TOAD 4018, SERGEANT 9 4722, 
HARVESTER 4694, THISTLEDOWN 4673, LATE AFTERNOON 4695, SERGEANT 7 4429, and SERGEANT 
8 4704.

The least popular fighter this week was PARNS 4707.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were CRAZY DELICIOUS 4715, DUSTY MILLER 4634, DOG POOH 4740, SLUGMAN 4739, 
MILDTHANG10B 4734, WALKING THE DOG 4737, WINGS IN SUNLIGHT 4651, RAINING CATS 4738, 
SERGEANT 8 4704, and SERGEANT 7 4429.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

FLYING PIG (41-4605) HELL FROZEN OVER (412)

               NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)

For those of you who keep track of such things, several additional warriors 
graduated from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament. 

                      STARGRITS (28-3714) UGLY URBAN ORCS  (425) 
                        CAUSEY (65-5881) THE CAUSEY WAY  (659) 
                 FLYING HELLFISH (82-7132) CARNIVAL OF CHAOS  (1019) 
                     WARRIOR 1 (82-22691) TOURNEY TEAM II  (3620) 
                       CRAZY 69 (84-11518) CRAZY 88 20  (2091) 
                          ANGRY (84-11693) WORDS IX  (2126) 
                  SUBTERFUGE (84-38420) COLLUSION UNLIMITED  (6707) 

Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes