DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 06/24/2014    Duedate: 07/07/2014

KATI-TEI ARENA

DM-41    TURN-695

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

YELLOW BRICK TOAD
HELPLESS ANIMALS (362)
(41-4018) [10-3-0,124]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

YELLOW BRICK TOAD              POSITION IS EMPTY
HELPLESS ANIMALS (362)         
(41-4018) [10-3-0,124]         

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

SERGEANT 5                     SERGEANT 7
MEDAL OF HONOR H3 (397)        MEDAL OF HONOR H3 (397)
(41-4424) [14-12-2,121]        (41-4429) [12-12-0,74]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

LAZY SUNDAY (411)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. LAZY SUNDAY (411)           33
2. HELPLESS ANIMALS (362)      32      MEDAL OF HONOR H3 (397)
3. WANDERERS (329)             15      Unchartered Team
4. MEDAL OF HONOR H3 (397)      7
5. HELL FROZEN OVER (412)       0       (-1)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1 HELL FROZEN OVER (412)    16   7  0 69.6   1/ 2 LAZY SUNDAY (411)         7  7 0
 2/ 2 MEDAL OF HONOR H3 (397)  151  78  7 65.9   2/ 1 WANDERERS (329)           7  8 0
 3/ 3 LAZY SUNDAY (411)         64  48  4 57.1   3/ 3 MEDAL OF HONOR H3 (397)   5  4 1
 4- 4 OLD SCHOOL (368)          90  86  3 51.1   4- 4 HELL FROZEN OVER (412)    2  2 0
 5/ 5 WANDERERS (329)          918 %1001 19 47.8   5/ 5 HELPLESS ANIMALS (362)    2  6 0
 6/ 6 HELPLESS ANIMALS (362)    24  34  0 41.4   6- 6 OLD SCHOOL (368)          1  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 375): CLYDE D'CLUB of PEASANT REBELLION (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 752): LEMON LAMB of ANIMAL FARM (Mino, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 752): GHOSTFACE of THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 737): FOXY LADY of ARE YOU ? (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 739): ILL SUBLIMINAL of TRIBE (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 736): THOM MERRILIN of WHEEL OF TIME (Stillgard, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 733): SOURDOUGH SAM of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 734): FOUR ARMS of OMNITRIX (Buri, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 697): SOLDIER 3 of MEDAL OF HONOR Z1 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 694): YELLOW BRICK TOAD of HELPLESS ANIMALS (Manray, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 685): JANIS JOBLIN of THE 27 CLUB (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 323): FAT LIP of OTTO'S PARTS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 579): TOMAS KATT of WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 276): HAUGHA RYDE of THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 637): SARINA of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 375): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 752): ANIMAL FARM (Mino, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 752): THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 737): ARE YOU ? (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 739): TRIBE (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 736): WHEEL OF TIME (Stillgard, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 733): GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 734): ALL JACKED UP (Pat Sajak, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 697): MEDAL OF HONOR Z1 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 694): WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 685): BLUVALLEY WARRIORS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 323): IRON CATHEDRAL (Dameon Darkheart, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 579): BRAIN BOYZ (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 276): OUTER GODS (Var, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 637): SUPERIOR FATHER (Manager, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 374): IWO JIMA of SMITHSONIAN (Curator, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 752): BROWN WIDOW of THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
              (turn 751): ODB of WU-TANG FOREVER (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 737): DOUGLAS T. JACOBSON of MEDAL OF HONOR 104 (The Anarchist)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 738): T-JON LOY of KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 734): FOUR ARMS of OMNITRIX (Buri, mgr.)
             (turn 733): HUMUNGOUSAUR of OMNITRIX (Buri, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 693): FLYING PIG of HELL FROZEN OVER (The Dark One, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 323): FAT LIP of OTTO'S PARTS (Crip, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     Greetings, Warriors of KATI-TEI.  Allow this humble servant Novgorodny Vir to 
give you a respite from the fights in the form of this Spyreport.  Nothing is certain 
in KATI-TEI, with changing loyalties, changing Duelmasters.  Write this down:  new 
top team--LAZY SUNDAY.  Practice pays for SERGEANT 5, who pummelled THISTLEDOWN, to 
pocket 21 points.  Win some, lose some.  Speaking of which, THE HAMILTONS was 
winsome, after beating SERGEANT 7 and seeing him lose 13 points.  YELLOW BRICK TOAD 
successfully staved off a grab for the roses by DOUBLE TRUE of LAZY SUNDAY.  Does 
KATI-TEI have no one talented enough to dethrone him?  So who's the team that's been 
walking into taverns last week and ordering milk?  Sounds like a PR stunt to me.   
     So much to report, so little time!  Like a horde of jackals fleeing from the 
lion, so did the "warriors" in KATI-TEI avoid MEDAL OF HONOR H3.  The warriors of 
MEDAL OF HONOR H3 found their efforts at combat frustrated as HELPLESS ANIMALS 
apparently had more important things to do than fight.  If challenges were horses, 
SERGEANT 5 could open up a fast food joint!   
     The moving sword slashes, and having slashed, moves on...  You've heard about 
THISTLEDOWN of WANDERERS.  Death plays no favorites, and neither do I.  What was a 
13-13-0 doing on the fields in the first place?  Ask not for whom the sword slashes; 
it slashes for thee.   
     Do not think spyreporting in KATI-TEI is the highlight of my life.  My fingers 
tire and I fear my incessant prattling may cause unfair judgement upon my impeccable 
character.  Can anything compare to the pleasure of writing Spyreports for KATI-TEI?  
On that giddy note I take my leave-- Novgorodny Vir  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 YELLOW BRICK TOAD 4018       10   3  0   124       HELPLESS ANIMALS (362)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SERGEANT 5 4424              14  12  2   121       MEDAL OF HONOR H3 (397)
-CHARLES DEGLOPPER 4377       13  10  1   115       MEDAL OF HONOR H3 (397)
 DUSTY MILLER 4634            22  21  1    93       WANDERERS (329)
 DOUBLE TRUE 4585             12   7  0    91       LAZY SUNDAY (411)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 THE HAMILTONS 4653           18   4  0    82       LAZY SUNDAY (411)
 LATE AFTERNOON 4695          13   7  0    79       LAZY SUNDAY (411)
 SERGEANT 7 4429              12  12  0    74       MEDAL OF HONOR H3 (397)
 WINGS IN SUNLIGHT 4651       18  16  0    70       WANDERERS (329)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PARNS 4707                   10   5  2    59       LAZY SUNDAY (411)
-WARRIOR PIZZA 4191            5   3  1    58       OLD SCHOOL (368)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-CUDDLY KAHLUA 4139           13  11  0    56       OLD SCHOOL (368)
-LAMBCHOP OF GOD 4159          3   3  0    47       HELPLESS ANIMALS (362)
-SPASTIC FITZ 4189             4   1  0    44       OLD SCHOOL (368)
 HARVESTER 4694                6  16  0    34       WANDERERS (329)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 WALKING THE DOG 4737          3   1  0    21       WANDERERS (329)
 SERGEANT 8 4704               2   1  0    21       MEDAL OF HONOR H3 (397)
-SERGEANT 9 4722               1   0  0    16       MEDAL OF HONOR H3 (397)
-CRAZY DELICIOUS 4715          0   2  0     6       LAZY SUNDAY (411)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
BLOWFLY 4743            0  1 0 HELPLESS ANIMALS 362 STONE GOLEM           695  NONE
STINKBUG 4744           0  1 0 HELPLESS ANIMALS 362 SPYMASTER             695  NONE
THISTLEDOWN 4673       13 13 0 WANDERERS 329        SERGEANT 5 4424       695   
TRAVELING DUCK 4698     7 10 1 WANDERERS 329        PARNS 4707            691  REVENGED

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Two-three this time.  It must be the heat.  And the humidity.  And, you know, stuff.
-- Thistledown

Yellow Brick Toad -- Nobody told me you were GLAZED brick.  That makes a difference.
-- Dusty Miller

Crazy Delicious -- Chocolate. -- Harvester

Double True -- Nonsense, you read that upside down.  It should have been HALF True.
-- Wings in Sunlight

Late Afternoon -- A favorite time. -- Thistledown

Sergeant 9 -- I am TRYING to get this dog exercised, and you are NOT HELPING. --
Walking the Dog

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

STINKBUG was barely slain by SPYMASTER in a 5 minute Dark Arena fight.
BLOWFLY was dealt death by STONE GOLEM in a 3 minute Dark Arena duel.
YELLOW BRICK TOAD demolished DOUBLE TRUE in a 1 minute one-sided Title melee.
SERGEANT 5 assassinated THISTLEDOWN in a 1 minute bloody mismatched duel.
SERGEANT 7 was luckily beaten by THE HAMILTONS in a 3 minute bloody veteran's fight.
DUSTY MILLER devastated NOBLE ASSASSIN in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
WINGS IN SUNLIGHT was devastated by LATE AFTERNOON in a 1 minute mismatched match.
HARVESTER was handily defeated by PARNS in a 1 minute uneven fight.
SERGEANT 8 lost to WALKING THE DOG in a 2 minute duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|WALL OF STEEL                    5         TOTAL PARRY       12 -   5 -  0      71  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   4         AIMED BLOW        15 -   9 -  3      63  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         SLASHING ATTACK    7 -   5 -  0      58  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         LUNGING ATTACK    20 -  20 -  1      50  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         STRIKING ATTACK    5 -   6 -  0      45  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         WALL OF STEEL     21 -  30 -  0      41  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   4 -  0       0  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   1 -  0       0  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         BASHING ATTACK     0 -   1 -  0       0  |

Turn 695 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         2 -  0     WALL OF STEEL      2 -  3         4  LUNGING ATTACK 
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         3  WALL OF STEEL  
LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  2     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  AIMED BLOW     
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                              SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  1         1  TOTAL PARRY    
                              STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  1     
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  1     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       YELLOW BRICK TOAD 4018     10   3  0  124 HELPLESS ANIMALS (362)
LUNGING ATTACK   SERGEANT 5 4424            14  12  2  121 MEDAL OF HONOR H3 (397)
WALL OF STEEL    DUSTY MILLER 4634          22  21  1   93 WANDERERS (329)
SLASHING ATTACK  DOUBLE TRUE 4585           12   7  0   91 LAZY SUNDAY (411)
TOTAL PARRY      THE HAMILTONS 4653         18   4  0   82 LAZY SUNDAY (411)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is SERGEANT 5 4424.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was SERGEANT 7 4429.  The ten other most popular fighters were BLOWFLY 4743, YELLOW 
BRICK TOAD 4018, THE HAMILTONS 4653, SERGEANT 5 4424, DUSTY MILLER 4634, LATE 
AFTERNOON 4695, PARNS 4707, WALKING THE DOG 4737, STINKBUG 4744, and SERGEANT 8 4704.

The least popular fighter this week was HARVESTER 4694.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were WINGS IN SUNLIGHT 4651, THISTLEDOWN 4673, DOUBLE TRUE 4585, SERGEANT 8 
4704, STINKBUG 4744, WALKING THE DOG 4737, PARNS 4707, LATE AFTERNOON 4695, DUSTY 
MILLER 4634, and SERGEANT 5 4424.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

SERGEANT 5 (41-4424) MEDAL OF HONOR H3 (397)