DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 11/11/2014    Duedate: 11/24/2014

KATI-TEI ARENA

DM-41    TURN-705

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

SERGEANT 7
MEDAL OF HONOR H3 (397)
(41-4429) [18-15-0,107]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

SERGEANT 7                     VENOM DECAY
MEDAL OF HONOR H3 (397)        TOWER OF SNAKES (423)
(41-4429) [18-15-0,107]        (41-4758) [2-3-0,21]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

SERGEANT 7                     FLAME PRINCESS
MEDAL OF HONOR H3 (397)        ADVENTURE TIME 3 (390)
(41-4429) [18-15-0,107]        (41-4796) [1-0-1,13]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

WANDERERS (329)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. ADVENTURE TIME 3 (390)      43
2. TOWER OF SNAKES (423)       24      MEDAL OF HONOR H3 (397)
3. LAZY SUNDAY (411)           15      Unchartered Team
4. MEDAL OF HONOR H3 (397)     10
5. CALL ME JIMMY (425)          0      TOWER OF SNAKES (423)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 MEDAL OF HONOR H3 (397)  161  88  8 64.7   1/ 1 WANDERERS (329)           9  6 0
 2/ 3 ADVENTURE TIME 3 (390)    16  12  1 57.1   2/ 3 LAZY SUNDAY (411)         5  4 0
 3/ 2 LAZY SUNDAY (411)         84  65  4 56.4   3/ 6 ADVENTURE TIME 3 (390)    3  0 1
 4- 4*CALL ME JIMMY (425)       10  10  1 50.0   4- 2*CALL ME JIMMY (425)       3  7 0
 5/ 5 WANDERERS (329)          949 %1020 19 48.2   5/ 4*TOWER OF SNAKES (423)     3 10 0
 6/ 6*TOWER OF SNAKES (423)     10  22  0 31.3   6/ 5 MEDAL OF HONOR H3 (397)   2  3 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     If you were disturbed from your beauty rest only to have to watch a bunch of 
KATI-TEI brutes like you, you'd be grouchy, too.  ADVENTURE TIME 3 turned their 3-0-1 
turn into a 3rd place rank in the listings this turn.  Any better than this, and you 
get put on hit lists.  Of course, we're all terribly impressed to see N.E.P.T.R. win 
a fight and gain 17 points, terribly.  Tsk, tsk, JAMES BAXTER beat STEEL KUDZU and 
STEEL KUDZU lost 9 points.  You're breakin' my heart.  And it's out with the old, in 
with the new, as SERGEANT 7 takes the Title and last week's bar tab from the old 
Duelmaster.  Heh, heh.  The Welcome Wench, humph!  I've tasted better ale at 
mortuaries.  Where do they get this stuff?  From KATI-TEI's trash dumps?   
     He who fights and runs away will live to fight another day, the coward.   
     Ah, now we come to my favorite part, where we see all the guys who are dead and 
gone, and get to see if their team cared.  Titanium shields and bamboo daggers, guess 
what brave team is developing these kinds of weapons?   
     I was about to buy a new quill pen the other day, but some fighter took it for 
an epee.  Forgive me for writing with a dagger.  Phlllt!  Just had to do that before 
I leave the fine city of KATI-TEI.  I feel much better now.  Glad to see the back of 
this place-- Snide Clemens  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SERGEANT 7 4429              18  15  0   107       MEDAL OF HONOR H3 (397)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-CHARLES DEGLOPPER 4377       13  10  1   115       MEDAL OF HONOR H3 (397)
 PARNS 4707                   15  10  2   102       LAZY SUNDAY (411)
 THE HAMILTONS 4653           23   9  0    93       LAZY SUNDAY (411)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-PEPPERMINT BUTLER 4270        9   4  0    86       ADVENTURE TIME 3 (390)
 WALKING THE DOG 4737         11   3  0    68       WANDERERS (329)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HARVESTER 4694               11  21  0    63       WANDERERS (329)
 THE DUTCHMAN 4751             9   1  0    59       WANDERERS (329)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-HOFFA 4768                    3   1  1    31       CALL ME JIMMY (425)
 JAMES BAXTER 4772             3   2  0    30       ADVENTURE TIME 3 (390)
 N.E.P.T.R. 4775               3   2  0    25       ADVENTURE TIME 3 (390)
-CRAZY DELICIOUS 4715          1   3  0    25       LAZY SUNDAY (411)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 VENOM DECAY 4758              2   3  0    21       TOWER OF SNAKES (423)
-MATTHEW PERRY 4784            1   1  0    16       LAZY SUNDAY (411)
 RED DIAMOND 4800              1   0  0    15       TOWER OF SNAKES (423)
 FLAME PRINCESS 4796           1   0  1    13       ADVENTURE TIME 3 (390)
 STEEL KUDZU 4771              2   5  0    11       WANDERERS (329)
-HOFFA 4766                    2   2  0     8       CALL ME JIMMY (425)
-HOFFA 4769                    2   2  0     8       CALL ME JIMMY (425)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
DA1 4794                0  1 0 LAZY SUNDAY 411      BANDIT PRINCE         705  NONE
SERGENAT 10 4764        0  3 0 MEDAL OF HONOR H 397 HOFFA 4768            702   
BASHER 4801             0  1 0 TOWER OF SNAKES 423  BANDIT PRINCE         705  NONE
PIT VIPER 4786          1  2 0 TOWER OF SNAKES 423  DARK CHAMPION         705  NONE
SAW SCALE 4787          1  2 0 TOWER OF SNAKES 423  FLAME PRINCESS 4796   705   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Five dead in the Dark Arena again.  This cannot bode well for the city.

     Attrition instead of outright perishment.

Three-two this time, with one of the wins being over a standby.  Can't have those
Visiting Orcs dropping in all the time, they're too expensive to feed!  And I'm

graduating!  Barely in time for the autumn migration, I really want to get down where
the sun shines often this winter.  It's too cold and gray up here.  I think I get
Seasonal Affective Disorder. -- Wings in Sunlight

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

PIT VIPER was viciously butchered by DARK CHAMPION in a 2 minute Dark Arena fight.
BASHER was slaughtered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 2 minute gruesome Dark Arena battle.
DA1 was murdered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
WINGS IN SUNLIGHT was viciously subdued by SERGEANT 7 in a 1 minute Title brawl.
PARNS demolished KHALHUMS DWARF in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
THE HAMILTONS vanquished HARVESTER in a 3 minute mismatched fight.
WALKING THE DOG overpowered HAPPY PEASANT in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
THE DUTCHMAN overpowered HAPPY PEASANT in a 1 minute uneven melee.
N.E.P.T.R. won victory over VENOM DECAY in a 2 minute duel.
STEEL KUDZU was vanquished by JAMES BAXTER in a 2 minute uneven fight.
SAW SCALE was viciously butchered by FLAME PRINCESS in a 1 minute novice's fight.
RED DIAMOND overpowered POLITE BEGGAR in a 1 minute one-sided fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|WALL OF STEEL                    6         WALL OF STEEL     34 -  18 -  0      65  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   3         STRIKING ATTACK    6 -   5 -  2      55  |
|AIMED BLOW                       3         TOTAL PARRY       15 -  13 -  0      54  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         LUNGING ATTACK    17 -  17 -  1      50  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         SLASHING ATTACK    3 -   4 -  0      43  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         AIMED BLOW        13 -  18 -  0      42  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         BASHING ATTACK     5 -  11 -  0      31  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   1 -  0       0  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   1 -  0       0  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 705 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

TOTAL PARRY        2 -  0     AIMED BLOW         1 -  2         4  WALL OF STEEL  
LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  1     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  AIMED BLOW     
WALL OF STEEL      3 -  3     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         2  TOTAL PARRY    
                              STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  0         1  STRIKING ATTACK
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  1     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   SERGEANT 7 4429            18  15  0  107 MEDAL OF HONOR H3 (397)
AIMED BLOW       PARNS 4707                 15  10  2  102 LAZY SUNDAY (411)
TOTAL PARRY      THE HAMILTONS 4653         23   9  0   93 LAZY SUNDAY (411)
WALL OF STEEL    WALKING THE DOG 4737       11   3  0   68 WANDERERS (329)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is SERGEANT 7 4429.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was FLAME PRINCESS 4796.  The ten other most popular fighters were VENOM DECAY 4758, 
SERGEANT 7 4429, N.E.P.T.R. 4775, JAMES BAXTER 4772, BASHER 4801, PARNS 4707, THE 
HAMILTONS 4653, WALKING THE DOG 4737, THE DUTCHMAN 4751, and STEEL KUDZU 4771.

The least popular fighter this week was HARVESTER 4694.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were DA1 4794, SAW SCALE 4787, PIT VIPER 4786, RED DIAMOND 4800, STEEL KUDZU 
4771, THE DUTCHMAN 4751, WALKING THE DOG 4737, THE HAMILTONS 4653, PARNS 4707, and 
BASHER 4801.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

WINGS IN SUNLIGHT (41-4651) WANDERERS (329)

                 FACE-TO-FACE TOURNEY LIII

CONTENDERS TOURNEY                     W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
ALBINO DALMATION 1672 (81-73-3)        7  3  0         DA DOG POWNDAZ       
SKITZOID SNOOPY 2146 (52-33-0)         4  3  0         DA DOG POWNDAZ       
ING 3532 (62-84-1)                     1  4  0         UNEARTHLY PIMPS      

ELIGIBLES TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
MOHNSOON MAYHEM 4444 (45-51-0)         4  3  0         THE STORM FRONT      
RED DAWG 2689 (74-57-2)                2  3  0         DA DOG POWNDAZ       

ADM TOURNEY                            W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
HOLY SCHLITZ 4052 (80-63-3)            7  3  0         OLD SCHOOL           
CIRCE 3740 (25-14-0)                   2  3  0         UNEARTHLY PIMPS      

FRESHMEN TOURNEY                       W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
PORTERHOUSE ARREST 4059 (37-27-1)      6  3  0         GLAD TO MEAT YOU     
21STCENTURY SKITZOID 2140 (14-2-0)     3  3  0         DA DOG POWNDAZ       
FIREHYDRANT DEFILER 4475 (27-25-1)     1  3  0         DA DOG POWNDAZ       

INITIATES TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
KEELAN 4667 (1-0-0)                    2  3  0         WRATHMEN!            
SERGEANT 8 4704 (2-1-0)                1  3  0         MEDAL OF HONOR H3    

APPRENTICES TOURNEY                    W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
CRAZY DELICIOUS 4715 (0-2-0)           5  3  1         LAZY SUNDAY          
SERGEANT 9 4722 (1-0-0)                0  3  0         MEDAL OF HONOR H3    

ROOKIES TOURNEY                        W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
RUNNIK 4736 (0-0-0)                    3  3  0         OLD SCHOOL           

                             * * * * *   MEMO  * * * * *

From:       The Office of Accurate Census Reporting, Gladiatorial Commission
To:         All Managers

In the interest of preserving our natural resources and preventing managerial writer's 
cramp, census forms will be provided for warriors by request only, effective 
immediately.  Managers may register their warriors' races and/or favorite sayings by 
simply writing them on a separate piece of paper and submitting them to the 
Commission.  Each warrior may have up to 15 favorite sayings.  Each saying must be 
categorized Jeer, Gloat, Boredom, Ouch, Victory and may be up to 80 characters long.  
For any questions, please contact the Gladiatorial Commission.