DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 11/25/2014 Duedate: 12/08/2014
KATI-TEI ARENA
DM-41 TURN-706
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
THE HAMILTONS
LAZY SUNDAY (411)
(41-4653) [24-9-0,105]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
PARNS VENOM DECAY
LAZY SUNDAY (411) TOWER OF SNAKES (423)
(41-4707) [16-10-2,106] (41-4758) [3-3-0,33]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
SERGEANT 7 SERGEANT 7
MEDAL OF HONOR H3 (397) MEDAL OF HONOR H3 (397)
(41-4429) [18-16-0,98] (41-4429) [18-16-0,98]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
LAZY SUNDAY (411)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. LAZY SUNDAY (411) 57
2. TOWER OF SNAKES (423) 32 MEDAL OF HONOR H3 (397)
3. WANDERERS (329) 14 Unchartered Team
4. MEDAL OF HONOR H3 (397) 9
5. WRECKING CREW (391) 8 TOWER OF SNAKES (423)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 MEDAL OF HONOR H3 (397) 162 91 9 64.0 1/ 2 LAZY SUNDAY (411) 8 2 0
2/ 0 WRECKING CREW (391) 19 14 0 57.6 2/ 1 WANDERERS (329) 8 6 0
3/ 3 LAZY SUNDAY (411) 88 66 4 57.1 3/ 3 ADVENTURE TIME 3 (390) 4 1 1
4/ 2 ADVENTURE TIME 3 (390) 17 13 1 56.7 4/ 5*TOWER OF SNAKES (423) 4 10 0
5- 4*CALL ME JIMMY (425) 10 10 1 50.0 5/ 6 MEDAL OF HONOR H3 (397) 2 5 1
6/ 5 WANDERERS (329) 952 %1021 19 48.3 6/ 0 WRECKING CREW (391) 1 2 0
7/ 6*TOWER OF SNAKES (423) 12 25 0 32.4 7- 4*CALL ME JIMMY (425) 1 4 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
Busy, busy, busy, lots of things happening in KATI-TEI this turn, and let's
start with a look at some of the teams. It seems the training can make the
difference, as WANDERERS is pushed out of top team by LAZY SUNDAY, who came from 2nd
with a 4-1-0 this turn. And let's see, BAKER'S DOZEN fought SERGEANT 8 and gained 39
points and contributed to LAZY SUNDAY's 4-1-0. WALKING THE DOG has lost to
HAMMERJACK, falling 14 points, while helping make WANDERERS a 3-1-0 turn. And all
eyes were on THE HAMILTONS this turn as he ascended to the throne of Duelmaster.
KATI-TEI has a new victor! By the way, was that our Duelmaster that I saw last
night, cramped under the table at The Swinging Aardvark?
He who challenges well, fights well. He who avoids without cause, shall lose
for good reasons. My mama told me that one. Well, sports fans, take notice that
STEEL KUDZU from WANDERERS was KATI-TEI's most challenged warrior this turn.
The Dark Arena is for those who cannot win, not who cannot lose with grace.
Dignity in life or death is the warrior's creed. Is it really true that KATI-TEI has
more dishwashers per capita that fighters? Just thought I'd ask...
Thought for the day, a new sword shines bright, but the notched sword sings the
sweetest. Well, I'm burning daylight here in KATI-TEI and I've a long road ahead of
me. Happy Trails. Until you see my quill in KATI-TEI again, farewell-- Alarond the
Scribe
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
THE HAMILTONS 4653 24 9 0 105 LAZY SUNDAY (411)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-CHARLES DEGLOPPER 4377 13 10 1 115 MEDAL OF HONOR H3 (397)
PARNS 4707 16 10 2 106 LAZY SUNDAY (411)
SERGEANT 7 4429 18 16 0 98 MEDAL OF HONOR H3 (397)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-PEPPERMINT BUTLER 4270 9 4 0 86 ADVENTURE TIME 3 (390)
HAMMERJACK 4285 5 4 0 79 WRECKING CREW (391)
THE DUTCHMAN 4751 10 1 0 76 WANDERERS (329)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
HARVESTER 4694 12 21 0 65 WANDERERS (329)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
WALKING THE DOG 4737 11 4 0 54 WANDERERS (329)
N.E.P.T.R. 4775 4 2 0 43 ADVENTURE TIME 3 (390)
BAKER'S DOZEN 4587 1 0 0 39 LAZY SUNDAY (411)
CRAZY DELICIOUS 4715 2 3 0 35 LAZY SUNDAY (411)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
VENOM DECAY 4758 3 3 0 33 TOWER OF SNAKES (423)
ENRAGE 4284 5 2 0 31 WRECKING CREW (391)
-HOFFA 4768 3 1 1 31 CALL ME JIMMY (425)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
STEEL KUDZU 4771 3 5 0 20 WANDERERS (329)
JAMES BAXTER 4772 3 3 0 18 ADVENTURE TIME 3 (390)
RED DIAMOND 4800 2 0 0 17 TOWER OF SNAKES (423)
SERGEANT 11 4802 1 0 1 16 MEDAL OF HONOR H3 (397)
DOMINATOR 4286 4 3 0 15 WRECKING CREW (391)
-FLAME PRINCESS 4796 1 0 1 13 ADVENTURE TIME 3 (390)
-HOFFA 4766 2 2 0 8 CALL ME JIMMY (425)
-HOFFA 4769 2 2 0 8 CALL ME JIMMY (425)
MATTHEW PERRY 4784 1 2 0 8 LAZY SUNDAY (411)
SERGEANT 10 4791 0 1 0 1 MEDAL OF HONOR H3 (397)
SERGEANT 8 4781 0 1 0 1 MEDAL OF HONOR H3 (397)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
POLITE BEGGAR 0 0 0 SERGEANT 11 4802 706 NONE
SERGENAT 10 4764 0 3 0 MEDAL OF HONOR H 397 HOFFA 4768 702 NOT REVENGED
BASHER 4804 0 1 0 TOWER OF SNAKES 423 DARK CHAMPION 706 NONE
JUNK 4803 0 1 0 TOWER OF SNAKES 423 HIGH ELF 706 NONE
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
SAW SCALE 4787 1 2 0 TOWER OF SNAKES 423 FLAME PRINCESS 4796 705
SCUM 4805 0 1 0 TOWER OF SNAKES 423 SPYMASTER 706 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
Only four dead this time. Is this an improvement?
Or fewer people left to die?
We salute the participants in the summer tourney. -- Jorja and the Wanderers
Two-three, with the only wins being over Happy Peasants. They aren't hard to beat, in
order to be happy at this season, they're pickled in beer. -- Wings in Sunlight for the
last time
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
JUNK was butchered by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
BASHER was slaughtered by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena battle.
SCUM was murdered by SPYMASTER in a action packed 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
SERGEANT 7 was bested by THE HAMILTONS in a exciting 3 minute veteran's Title fight.
PARNS devastated M. CHARDINEE in a 1 minute uneven brawl.
WALKING THE DOG was overpowered by HAMMERJACK in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
THE DUTCHMAN defeated VIRGINAL CONCUBINE in a 2 minute gruesome melee.
HARVESTER viciously subdued THE HONEST MERCHANT in a 3 minute gory uneven duel.
ENRAGE was vanquished by N.E.P.T.R. in a 2 minute one-sided duel.
JAMES BAXTER was overpowered by VENOM DECAY in a popular 1 minute uneven match.
CRAZY DELICIOUS overpowered DOMINATOR in a 1 minute one-sided match.
STEEL KUDZU bested MATTHEW PERRY in a 2 minute bloody conflict.
RED DIAMOND savagely defeated SERGEANT 10 in a 1 minute gory amateur's match.
BAKER'S DOZEN handily defeated SERGEANT 8 in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
SERGEANT 11 slaughtered POLITE BEGGAR in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|WALL OF STEEL 5 WALL OF STEEL 33 - 19 - 0 63 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 4 STRIKING ATTACK 8 - 6 - 2 57 |
|TOTAL PARRY 4 SLASHING ATTACK 5 - 4 - 1 56 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 3 TOTAL PARRY 16 - 15 - 0 52 |
|AIMED BLOW 3 AIMED BLOW 15 - 17 - 0 47 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 3 LUNGING ATTACK 15 - 20 - 1 43 |
|BASHING ATTACK 1 BASHING ATTACK 5 - 12 - 0 29 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 - 0 0 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 - 0 0 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 706 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
SLASHING ATTACK 3 - 0 LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 3 4 WALL OF STEEL
AIMED BLOW 2 - 1 TOTAL PARRY 1 - 3 2 LUNGING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 1 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 2 AIMED BLOW
WALL OF STEEL 3 - 2 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 1 TOTAL PARRY
PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 1 SLASHING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 STRIKING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
TOTAL PARRY THE HAMILTONS 4653 24 9 0 105 LAZY SUNDAY (411)
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
AIMED BLOW PARNS 4707 16 10 2 106 LAZY SUNDAY (411)
LUNGING ATTACK SERGEANT 7 4429 18 16 0 98 MEDAL OF HONOR H3 (397)
SLASHING ATTACK HAMMERJACK 4285 5 4 0 79 WRECKING CREW (391)
WALL OF STEEL THE DUTCHMAN 4751 10 1 0 76 WANDERERS (329)
STRIKING ATTACK BAKER'S DOZEN 4587 1 0 0 39 LAZY SUNDAY (411)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is SERGEANT 7 4429. The most popular warrior this turn
was SERGEANT 7 4429. The ten other most popular fighters were HAMMERJACK 4285,
HARVESTER 4694, VENOM DECAY 4758, STEEL KUDZU 4771, THE HAMILTONS 4653, THE DUTCHMAN
4751, N.E.P.T.R. 4775, RED DIAMOND 4800, BAKER'S DOZEN 4587, and PARNS 4707.
The least popular fighter this week was SERGEANT 8 4781. The other ten least popular
fighters were SERGEANT 10 4791, DOMINATOR 4286, JAMES BAXTER 4772, WALKING THE DOG
4737, JUNK 4803, SERGEANT 11 4802, MATTHEW PERRY 4784, ENRAGE 4284, SCUM 4805, and
BASHER 4804.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
SERGEANT 7 (41-4429) MEDAL OF HONOR H3 (397)
MAIL-IN TOURNEY LVIII
CONTENDERS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
SKITZOID SNOOPY 2146 (57-36-0) 10 3 0 DA DOG POWNDAZ
ALBINO DALMATION 1672 (81-73-3) 7 3 0 DA DOG POWNDAZ
ELIGIBLES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
MOHNSOON MAYHEM 4444 (48-56-0) 5 3 0 THE STORM FRONT
ADM TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
HOLY SCHLITZ 4052 (84-67-3) 2 3 0 OLD SCHOOL
FRESHMEN TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
PORTERHOUSE ARREST 4059 (42-30-1) 2 3 0 GLAD TO MEAT YOU
CHALLENGERS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
DODO 4321 (10-9-0) 2 3 0 BIRDS
INITIATES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
CRAZY DELICIOUS 4715 (1-3-0) 5 3 0 LAZY SUNDAY
KEELAN 4667 (1-0-0) 2 3 0 WRATHMEN!
APPRENTICES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
N.E.P.T.R. 4775 (2-2-0) 10 3 0 ADVENTURE TIME 3
VENOM DECAY 4758 (2-2-0) 9 3 1 TOWER OF SNAKES
RUNNIK 4736 (1-0-0) 4 3 0 OLD SCHOOL
JAMES BAXTER 4772 (2-2-0) 3 3 0 ADVENTURE TIME 3
RALPH? 4638 (0-0-0) 3 3 0 OLD SCHOOL
ROOKIES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
KANDIA 4759 (0-0-0) 6 3 0 UNHALLOWED
FLAME PRINCESS 4796 (0-0-0) 3 3 0 ADVENTURE TIME 3
GRIPPEN 4731 (0-0-0) 3 3 0 KILL AT WILL
DEAD CHALLENGERS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
HALESTOHN HAVOC 1170 (12-8-1) 4 3 0 THE STORM FRONT
MUDD SLYDE 1136 (17-14-1) 4 3 0 THE STORM FRONT
CHILI BREEZ 1512 (11-11-3) 2 3 0 THE STORM FRONT
DEAD ADEPTS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
SUE NAMI 4476 (1-1-0) 5 3 0 THE STORM FRONT
MAGNOLIA 4586 (5-1-0) 0 2 0 LAZY SUNDAY
DEAD INITIATES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
BAKER'S DOZEN 4587 (0-0-0) 13 2 0 LAZY SUNDAY
* * * * * MEMO * * * * *
From: The Office of Accurate Census Reporting, Gladiatorial Commission
To: All Managers
In the interest of preserving our natural resources and preventing managerial writer's
cramp, the census form has been eliminated, effective immediately. Managers may
register their warriors' races and/or favorite sayings by simply writing them on a
separate piece of paper and submitting them to the Commission. Each warrior may have
up to 15 favorite sayings. Each saying must be categorized Jeer, Gloat, Boredom, Ouch,
Victory and may be up to 80 characters long. For any questions, please contact the
Gladiatorial Commission.