DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 01/06/2015    Duedate: 01/19/2015

KATI-TEI ARENA

DM-41    TURN-709

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

HAMMERJACK
WRECKING CREW (391)
(41-4285) [6-6-0,103]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

HAMMERJACK                     LORD BANE
WRECKING CREW (391)            LAW OF TWO'S (427)
(41-4285) [6-6-0,103]          (41-4811) [2-2-2,10]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

HAMMERJACK                     HAMMERJACK
WRECKING CREW (391)            WRECKING CREW (391)
(41-4285) [6-6-0,103]          (41-4285) [6-6-0,103]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

LAZY SUNDAY (411)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. TOWER OF SNAKES (423)       42
2. MEDAL OF HONOR H3 (397)     14      MEDAL OF HONOR H3 (397)
3. LAZY SUNDAY (411)           12      Unchartered Team
4. WANDERERS (329)             10
5. WRECKING CREW (391)          9      LAW OF TWO'S (427)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 MEDAL OF HONOR H3 (397)  166  97 10 63.1   1/ 1 LAZY SUNDAY (411)        10  3 1
 2/ 4 ADVENTURE TIME 3 (390)    20  14  1 58.8   2/ 2 TOWER OF SNAKES (423)    10  5 0
 3/ 3 LAZY SUNDAY (411)         98  69  5 58.7   3/ 3 WRECKING CREW (391)       4  5 0
 4/ 2 WRECKING CREW (391)       23  19  0 54.8   4/ 6 MEDAL OF HONOR H3 (397)   4  6 1
 5/ 5 WANDERERS (329)          955 %1033 19 48.0   5/ 5 ADVENTURE TIME 3 (390)    3  1 0
 6- 6 HELPLESS ANIMALS (362)    27  36  0 42.9   6/ 4 WANDERERS (329)           3 12 0
 7/ 7 TOWER OF SNAKES (423)     22  30  0 42.3   7- 7 HELPLESS ANIMALS (362)    1  0 0
 8/ 8*LAW OF TWO'S (427)         2   6  2 25.0   8/ 8*LAW OF TWO'S (427)        0  4 0
 9/ 0*YESTERDAY (428)            0   1  0  0.0   9/ 0*YESTERDAY (428)           0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     If you were disturbed from your beauty rest only to have to watch a bunch of 
KATI-TEI brutes like you, you'd be grouchy, too.  Now let's all watch TOWER OF 
SNAKES' heads swell from their 4-1-0 this turn.  Haa ha ha ha!  Big shots, big talk, 
big deal.  Of course, we're all terribly impressed to see VENOM DECAY win a fight and 
gain 10 points, terribly.  Tsk, tsk, SLITHER beat MATTHEW PERRY and MATTHEW PERRY 
lost 7 points.  You're breakin' my heart.  HAMMERJACK challenged KATI-TEI's 
Duelmaster for a shot at the throne.  And if variety is the spice of life, KATI-TEI 
may be getting bland, as THE HAMILTONS stays top dog in the city.  Kickbacks and 
bribes, kickbacks and bribes, how else do you think some of these guys win their 
fights?  Skill?  Ha!   
     Well, let's take a look at some more misdeeds of you miserable sword-boys.  
MEDAL OF HONOR H3, I suppose you'll be glad to know you were this turn's most avoided 
team.  Care to know who is the most afraid of you?  And it looks like LAW OF TWO'S 
avoided them the most this turn.  What a pack of would be losers, if you ask me.  
Hmph.  Ooh, I'm frightfully impressed, HARVESTER was this turn's most challenged 
warrior.  Watch that ego swell, sports fans.   
     Some people like volunteer work in the hospitals.  I volunteer for KATI-TEI's 
morgue.  More variety.  Not that I'll be buying the drinks, but I'll be glad to see 
STEEL KUDZU and WANDERERS at The Welcome Wench tonight celebrating their bloodfeud 
victory over SERGEANT 8.  Honor is like a chainmail shirt, it only shines through 
use.  Certain nameless cowards will doubtless rebuke me on this one.   
     There's got to be a better place in KATI-TEI to get a drink than The Welcome 
Wench!  Any suggestions?  Phlllt!  Just had to do that before I leave the fine city 
of KATI-TEI.  I feel much better now.  Paste this one in your scrapbooks, you'll need 
the kindling come this winter-- Snide Clemens  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HAMMERJACK 4285               6   6  0   103       WRECKING CREW (391)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-CHARLES DEGLOPPER 4377       13  10  1   115       MEDAL OF HONOR H3 (397)
 PARNS 4707                   18  11  2    99       LAZY SUNDAY (411)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-PEPPERMINT BUTLER 4270        9   4  0    86       ADVENTURE TIME 3 (390)
 VENOM DECAY 4758              6   3  0    73       TOWER OF SNAKES (423)
 THE DUTCHMAN 4751            10   4  0    67       WANDERERS (329)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-BAKER'S DOZEN 4587            2   0  0    62       LAZY SUNDAY (411)
 WALKING THE DOG 4737         13   5  0    61       WANDERERS (329)
 HARVESTER 4694               12  24  0    60       WANDERERS (329)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CRAZY DELICIOUS 4715          4   4  1    51       LAZY SUNDAY (411)
 N.E.P.T.R. 4775               6   3  0    50       ADVENTURE TIME 3 (390)
-LAMBCHOP OF GOD 4159          3   3  0    47       HELPLESS ANIMALS (362)
 ENRAGE 4284                   6   4  0    38       WRECKING CREW (391)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 RED DIAMOND 4800              5   0  0    33       TOWER OF SNAKES (423)
 SLITHER 4809                  3   0  0    33       TOWER OF SNAKES (423)
 SERGEANT 11 4802              3   1  1    31       MEDAL OF HONOR H3 (397)
 DOMINATOR 4286                6   4  0    30       WRECKING CREW (391)
 STEEL KUDZU 4771              4   7  0    25       WANDERERS (329)
-JAMES BAXTER 4772             4   3  0    24       ADVENTURE TIME 3 (390)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-FLAME PRINCESS 4796           1   0  1    13       ADVENTURE TIME 3 (390)
 SERGEANT 10 4791              1   3  0    13       MEDAL OF HONOR H3 (397)
 MATTHEW PERRY 4784            3   3  0    12       LAZY SUNDAY (411)
 LORD BANE 4811                2   2  2    10       LAW OF TWO'S (427)
 SERGEANT 8 4781               1   3  1     7       MEDAL OF HONOR H3 (397)
 CHARMER 4821                  1   0  0     5       TOWER OF SNAKES (423)
-GENERAL GRIEVOUS 4814         0   3  0     3       LAW OF TWO'S (427)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BRICK RHOADES 4823            0   1  0     1       WANDERERS (329)
 TIME 4817                     0   1  0     1       YESTERDAY (428)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
MS. SMOKE 4813          0  1 0 LAW OF TWO'S 427     WURM KIN              709  NONE
BLUE RACER 4808         0  3 0 TOWER OF SNAKES 423  BLACK ORC             709  NONE
SAW SCALE 4787          1  2 0 TOWER OF SNAKES 423  FLAME PRINCESS 4796   705  NONE
THE BRAMBLER 4806       0  2 0 WANDERERS 329        SERGEANT 8 4781       708  JUST REVENGED

                                     PERSONAL ADS

An oh-fer with a death?  We admit that the Brambler was a pernicious weed and a
serious nuisance to have around, but SLAUGHTERED?  Cut back sharply, maybe even
nibbled by goats, okay, but... SLAUGHTERED?  Cheese louise! -- Walking the Dog, for
no particular reason, spokesgladiator for the Wanderers

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

BLUE RACER was viciously butchered by BLACK ORC in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
MS. SMOKE was slaughtered by WURM KIN in a action packed 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
VENOM DECAY overpowered HARVESTER in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge duel.
HAMMERJACK was bested by THE HAMILTONS in a popular 3 minute Challenge Title fight.
LORD BANE was demolished by RED DIAMOND in a 1 minute Challenge competition.
THE DUTCHMAN was vanquished by PARNS in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
WALKING THE DOG beat ENRAGE in a 2 minute brawl.
N.E.P.T.R. overcame DOMINATOR in a action packed 2 minute fight.
CRAZY DELICIOUS viciously subdued VISITING ORC in a 1 minute expert vs. beginner duel.
STEEL KUDZU vanquished SERGEANT 8 in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
MATTHEW PERRY was overpowered by SLITHER in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
SERGEANT 10 overpowered BRICK RHOADES in a 1 minute one-sided match.
SERGEANT 11 devastated TRUSTWORTHY SCRIBE in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
TIME was subdued by CHARMER in a 1 minute amateur's match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                       6         SLASHING ATTACK   10 -   6 -  1      63  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  4         WALL OF STEEL     28 -  20 -  0      58  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    4         STRIKING ATTACK   11 -   8 -  2      58  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   3         AIMED BLOW        22 -  21 -  0      51  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      3         PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -   1 -  0      50  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         TOTAL PARRY       17 -  18 -  0      49  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         LUNGING ATTACK    14 -  19 -  2      42  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         BASHING ATTACK     4 -  12 -  0      25  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   1 -  0       0  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 709 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  2         4  WALL OF STEEL  
AIMED BLOW         4 -  2     TOTAL PARRY        1 -  2         3  AIMED BLOW     
SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  2     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         1  SLASHING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL      2 -  2     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  1         1  LUNGING ATTACK 

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       PARNS 4707                 18  11  2   99 LAZY SUNDAY (411)
WALL OF STEEL    THE DUTCHMAN 4751          10   4  0   67 WANDERERS (329)
TOTAL PARRY      ENRAGE 4284                 6   4  0   38 WRECKING CREW (391)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is HAMMERJACK 4285.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was HAMMERJACK 4285.  The ten other most popular fighters were DOMINATOR 4286, VENOM 
DECAY 4758, WALKING THE DOG 4737, N.E.P.T.R. 4775, CRAZY DELICIOUS 4715, SLITHER 
4809, SERGEANT 10 4791, RED DIAMOND 4800, STEEL KUDZU 4771, and MS. SMOKE 4813.

The least popular fighter this week was TIME 4817.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were BRICK RHOADES 4823, MATTHEW PERRY 4784, THE DUTCHMAN 4751, LORD BANE 
4811, HARVESTER 4694, BLUE RACER 4808, CHARMER 4821, SERGEANT 11 4802, SERGEANT 8 
4781, and ENRAGE 4284.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

YELLOW BRICK TOAD (41-4018) HELPLESS ANIMALS (362)
THE HAMILTONS (41-4653) LAZY SUNDAY (411)