DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 03/03/2015    Duedate: 03/16/2015

KATI-TEI ARENA

DM-41    TURN-713

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

WALKING THE DOG
WANDERERS (329)
(41-4737) [16-6-0,94]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

WALKING THE DOG                HOFFA
WANDERERS (329)                CALL ME JIMMY (425)
(41-4737) [16-6-0,94]          (41-4768) [5-2-1,61]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

WALKING THE DOG                HOFFA
WANDERERS (329)                CALL ME JIMMY (425)
(41-4737) [16-6-0,94]          (41-4766) [5-3-0,36]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

CALL ME JIMMY (425)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. CALL ME JIMMY (425)         68
2. WANDERERS (329)             25      ADVENTURE TIME 3 (390)
3. TOWER OF SNAKES (423)       19      Unchartered Team
4. YESTERDAY (428)             15
5. LAZY SUNDAY (411)            8      CALL ME JIMMY (425)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1*UNHALLOWED (424)           2   0  0  100   1/ 1*CALL ME JIMMY (425)      11  1 2
 2- 2*WORLD BLADES 9 (413)       3   1  0 75.0   2/ 3 TOWER OF SNAKES (423)     4  7 1
 3/ 5*CALL ME JIMMY (425)       22  15  3 59.5   3/ 4 WANDERERS (329)           4 11 0
 4/ 3 ADVENTURE TIME 3 (390)    23  16  1 59.0   4/ 5 ADVENTURE TIME 3 (390)    3  2 0
 5/ 4 LAZY SUNDAY (411)        104  76  5 57.8   5/ 2 LAZY SUNDAY (411)         3  7 0
 6/ 8*YESTERDAY (428)            2   2  1 50.0   6/ 9*YESTERDAY (428)           2  2 1
 7/ 6 WANDERERS (329)          961 %1047 19 47.9   7/ 8*LAW OF TWO'S (427)        2  4 0
 8/ 7 TOWER OF SNAKES (423)     27  41  1 39.7   8- 6*UNHALLOWED (424)          1  0 0
 9/ 9*LAW OF TWO'S (427)         5  14  3 26.3   9- 7*WORLD BLADES 9 (413)      1  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Greetings, warriors of KATI-TEI!  Once again I've been called out of retirement 
for my abilities and insights into Spyreporting.  Up 'n down.  Up 'n down.  Rankings 
always change.  Up 'n down.  I think I'm gonna be...  Well, YESTERDAY's 6th moved 
them up to 1-0-0 place.  What's with SLITHER?  She actually beat ADVENTURE TIME 3's 
JAMES BAXTER, and walked away with 15 more points from the fight.  Laughs were big at 
TOWER OF SNAKES while they watched SLITHER clobber JAMES BAXTER.  He lost 8 points 
and got bruised from objects thrown from the stands.  I'm sure KATI-TEI is excited 
about WALKING THE DOG, the new Duelmaster from WANDERERS.  (remember?)  But when 
you've seen as many as I have...  Wouldn't it be nice to have live subjects to 
practice on?  I hear some team is looking into the uses of convicted prisoners.   
     Speaking of cowardly avoiders and unfair challenges...  KATI-TEI thinks LAW OF 
TWO'S and their 5-14-3 is too much!  If at first you don't succeed, give up...  
Management must be dealin', as the boys at CALL ME JIMMY ain't reelin'!  LAW OF 
TWO'S' mad!  What do people see in HARVESTER?  His 12-28-0?  WANDERERS ain't talkin', 
but he's got 64 points.  Keep challenging up 27 points, HOFFA, and I won't have to 
write about you much longer.  HARVESTER always accepts those kind of challenges...  
HOFFA beat HARVESTER (HOFFA getting 25 points, too!)--Ooh baby!  Now dat I likes!  
Taunt your opponent BRICK RHOADES!  That was my lucky charm when I was unfairly 
challenged.  (and by 29 points!)  HOFFA should have an easy win.  HOFFA slew BRICK 
RHOADES.  I bet HOFFA could beat two-year-olds, too.  Well, WANDERERS knows who to 
set their sights on.  I hate going to the effort of writing about the kind of fights 
that HOFFA gets in.  He fights people like MATTHEW PERRY, 8 points below.  I thought 
HOFFA showed great skill and promise when he subdued MATTHEW PERRY.  All right, so I 
slept through it!  Big deal!   
     Warriors of KATI-TEI unite.  You have only your games to lose!  The ultimate 
victory is one that results in death.  HOFFA of knows this.  Will WANDERERS attempt a 
Bloodfeud?  How long have I been here?  I got people to see, places to go...   
     Well, I'm pretty much through.  You guys need to get back practicing.  KATI-TEI 
is a nice place to live, but I don't like to live in nice places.  I don't want to 
overstay my welcome...-- Olaf Modeen  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 WALKING THE DOG 4737         16   6  0    94       WANDERERS (329)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-PEPPERMINT BUTLER 4270        9   4  0    86       ADVENTURE TIME 3 (390)
 VENOM DECAY 4758              9   4  0    84       TOWER OF SNAKES (423)
 THE DUTCHMAN 4751            11   7  0    78       WANDERERS (329)
-N.E.P.T.R. 4775               8   3  0    76       ADVENTURE TIME 3 (390)
-BAKER'S DOZEN 4587            3   0  0    69       LAZY SUNDAY (411)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HARVESTER 4694               12  28  0    64       WANDERERS (329)
 HOFFA 4768                    5   2  1    61       CALL ME JIMMY (425)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-CRAZY DELICIOUS 4715          5   5  1    54       LAZY SUNDAY (411)
 SLITHER 4809                  5   1  1    48       TOWER OF SNAKES (423)
 HOFFA 4799                    4   0  0    41       CALL ME JIMMY (425)
-SOLOMON 4613                  3   0  0    39       WORLD BLADES 9 (413)
 HOFFA 4827                    2   0  2    37       CALL ME JIMMY (425)
 HOFFA 4766                    5   3  0    36       CALL ME JIMMY (425)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 JAMES BAXTER 4772             5   5  0    32       ADVENTURE TIME 3 (390)
 STEEL KUDZU 4771              6   9  0    27       WANDERERS (329)
 FORGOTTEN 4818                2   0  1    26       YESTERDAY (428)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LORD BANE 4811                3   5  3    21       LAW OF TWO'S (427)
-KANDIA 4759                   2   0  0    20       UNHALLOWED (424)
 MATTHEW PERRY 4784            4   6  0    18       LAZY SUNDAY (411)
 LADY ZANNAH 4825              2   2  0    16       LAW OF TWO'S (427)
 HOFFA 4837                    1   0  0    15       CALL ME JIMMY (425)
-FLAME PRINCESS 4796           1   0  1    13       ADVENTURE TIME 3 (390)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 WHAT'S CRACKIN' 4850          0   1  0     1       LAZY SUNDAY (411)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
DA1 4851                0  1 0 LAZY SUNDAY 411      STONE GOLEM           713  NONE
SNACK ATTACK 4824       0  1 0 LAZY SUNDAY 411      FORGOTTEN 4818        712   
AIMER 4840              0  1 0 TOWER OF SNAKES 423  HIGH ELF              713  NONE
CHARMER 4821            1  1 0 TOWER OF SNAKES 423  LORD BANE 4811        710   
LUNGER 4842             0  1 0 TOWER OF SNAKES 423  BANDIT PRINCE         713  NONE
LUNGER 2 4841           0  1 0 TOWER OF SNAKES 423  WURM KIN              713  NONE
BRICK RHOADES 4823      0  5 0 WANDERERS 329        HOFFA 4827            713   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Are the Jimmy Hoffas of this arena a bunch of cowards? -- Lord Bane

Steel Kudzu -- Lucky day for you. -- Bane

Shiftyeyed Volunteer -- Lucky day for me. -- Zannah

Eight dead on the sands!  This cannot be good.  Who will plow the fields and pull the
fish out of the lake?  We might starve!

One-four again, but THIS time, *I* get the win, so *I* get to do the personal.  So
much for Walker's rights.  Even though he is the popularity leader, he LOST his
fight. -- Steel Kudzu
P.S.  And it does NOT matter that he lost to a departing Lord Protector.  He still
LOST.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

AIMER was butchered by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
LUNGER was slaughtered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
DA1 was put to death by STONE GOLEM in a 3 minute Dark Arena match.
LUNGER 2 was assassinated by WURM KIN in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
HOFFA devastated HARVESTER in a 1 minute gory one-sided Challenge contest.
HOFFA murdered BRICK RHOADES in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge competition.
SLITHER vanquished JAMES BAXTER in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
HOFFA overpowered MATTHEW PERRY in a popular 3 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
VENOM DECAY was overcome by WALKING THE DOG in a action packed 1 minute Title melee.
THE DUTCHMAN slimly won victory over VIRGINAL CONCUBINE in a popular 3 minute duel.
STEEL KUDZU was vanquished by HOFFA in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
LORD BANE was overpowered by FORGOTTEN in a 1 minute uneven match.
LADY ZANNAH beat WHAT'S CRACKIN' in a 1 minute novice's fight.
HOFFA subdued TRUSTWORTHY SCRIBE in a 2 minute amateur's competition.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                       7         AIMED BLOW        33 -  25 -  1      57  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   4         SLASHING ATTACK   12 -  12 -  3      50  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    3         LUNGING ATTACK    14 -  15 -  3      48  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  3         STRIKING ATTACK   13 -  14 -  1      48  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         TOTAL PARRY       11 -  13 -  0      46  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         WALL OF STEEL     19 -  25 -  0      43  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -   2 -  0      33  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         BASHING ATTACK     1 -  10 -  1       9  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   1 -  0       0  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 713 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  2         4  WALL OF STEEL  
WALL OF STEEL      2 -  1     LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  3         4  AIMED BLOW     
AIMED BLOW         4 -  3     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         3  STRIKING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0     
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0     
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  2     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
WALL OF STEEL    WALKING THE DOG 4737       16   6  0   94 WANDERERS (329)
AIMED BLOW       VENOM DECAY 4758            9   4  0   84 TOWER OF SNAKES (423)
STRIKING ATTACK  HOFFA 4768                  5   2  1   61 CALL ME JIMMY (425)
SLASHING ATTACK  HOFFA 4827                  2   0  2   37 CALL ME JIMMY (425)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is WALKING THE DOG 4737.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was HOFFA 4766.  The ten other most popular fighters were DA1 4851, MATTHEW 
PERRY 4784, THE DUTCHMAN 4751, HOFFA 4768, LADY ZANNAH 4825, SLITHER 4809, VENOM 
DECAY 4758, WALKING THE DOG 4737, HOFFA 4799, and FORGOTTEN 4818.

The least popular fighter this week was WHAT'S CRACKIN' 4850.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were LORD BANE 4811, STEEL KUDZU 4771, JAMES BAXTER 4772, BRICK 
RHOADES 4823, HARVESTER 4694, LUNGER 2 4841, LUNGER 4842, AIMER 4840, HOFFA 4837, and 
HOFFA 4827.

                                      A REMINDER

     On behalf of the mailroom slaves, please, please, put your arena number on 
everything, including your personals and diplos!  
     All diplos must show the recipient's name, team name, and arena number.  
     Sometimes stuff gets misfiled, delayed, not printed, or not delivered because we 
don't know where it belongs.  Thank you.
                                          -- A lowly mailroom slave

               NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)

For those of you who keep track of such things, several additional warriors 
graduated from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament. 

                      K. CARSON (8-3609) SUPERIOR FORCES  (436)   
                    MISCHIEVOUS IMP (36-1504) FRIEND OR FOE  (163)   
                          DR FUGLY (61-3477) 071406W  (384)   
                       RED-HOT FRYER (82-50979) 072707J  (8581) 
                          CHAIR (84-11685) WORDS VII  (2124)  
                          BRAIN (84-13446) NOUNS III  (2364)  
                     KYLSEN (84-16515) BUBBA'S 15TH ARMY  (2917)  
                EVERYONE WANTS SOME (84-26980) ROOKIE HALEN 9  (4782)  

Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes