DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 03/03/2015 Duedate: 03/16/2015
KATI-TEI ARENA
DM-41 TURN-713
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
WALKING THE DOG
WANDERERS (329)
(41-4737) [16-6-0,94]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
WALKING THE DOG HOFFA
WANDERERS (329) CALL ME JIMMY (425)
(41-4737) [16-6-0,94] (41-4768) [5-2-1,61]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
WALKING THE DOG HOFFA
WANDERERS (329) CALL ME JIMMY (425)
(41-4737) [16-6-0,94] (41-4766) [5-3-0,36]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
CALL ME JIMMY (425)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. CALL ME JIMMY (425) 68
2. WANDERERS (329) 25 ADVENTURE TIME 3 (390)
3. TOWER OF SNAKES (423) 19 Unchartered Team
4. YESTERDAY (428) 15
5. LAZY SUNDAY (411) 8 CALL ME JIMMY (425)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1- 1*UNHALLOWED (424) 2 0 0 100 1/ 1*CALL ME JIMMY (425) 11 1 2
2- 2*WORLD BLADES 9 (413) 3 1 0 75.0 2/ 3 TOWER OF SNAKES (423) 4 7 1
3/ 5*CALL ME JIMMY (425) 22 15 3 59.5 3/ 4 WANDERERS (329) 4 11 0
4/ 3 ADVENTURE TIME 3 (390) 23 16 1 59.0 4/ 5 ADVENTURE TIME 3 (390) 3 2 0
5/ 4 LAZY SUNDAY (411) 104 76 5 57.8 5/ 2 LAZY SUNDAY (411) 3 7 0
6/ 8*YESTERDAY (428) 2 2 1 50.0 6/ 9*YESTERDAY (428) 2 2 1
7/ 6 WANDERERS (329) 961 %1047 19 47.9 7/ 8*LAW OF TWO'S (427) 2 4 0
8/ 7 TOWER OF SNAKES (423) 27 41 1 39.7 8- 6*UNHALLOWED (424) 1 0 0
9/ 9*LAW OF TWO'S (427) 5 14 3 26.3 9- 7*WORLD BLADES 9 (413) 1 1 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
Greetings, warriors of KATI-TEI! Once again I've been called out of retirement
for my abilities and insights into Spyreporting. Up 'n down. Up 'n down. Rankings
always change. Up 'n down. I think I'm gonna be... Well, YESTERDAY's 6th moved
them up to 1-0-0 place. What's with SLITHER? She actually beat ADVENTURE TIME 3's
JAMES BAXTER, and walked away with 15 more points from the fight. Laughs were big at
TOWER OF SNAKES while they watched SLITHER clobber JAMES BAXTER. He lost 8 points
and got bruised from objects thrown from the stands. I'm sure KATI-TEI is excited
about WALKING THE DOG, the new Duelmaster from WANDERERS. (remember?) But when
you've seen as many as I have... Wouldn't it be nice to have live subjects to
practice on? I hear some team is looking into the uses of convicted prisoners.
Speaking of cowardly avoiders and unfair challenges... KATI-TEI thinks LAW OF
TWO'S and their 5-14-3 is too much! If at first you don't succeed, give up...
Management must be dealin', as the boys at CALL ME JIMMY ain't reelin'! LAW OF
TWO'S' mad! What do people see in HARVESTER? His 12-28-0? WANDERERS ain't talkin',
but he's got 64 points. Keep challenging up 27 points, HOFFA, and I won't have to
write about you much longer. HARVESTER always accepts those kind of challenges...
HOFFA beat HARVESTER (HOFFA getting 25 points, too!)--Ooh baby! Now dat I likes!
Taunt your opponent BRICK RHOADES! That was my lucky charm when I was unfairly
challenged. (and by 29 points!) HOFFA should have an easy win. HOFFA slew BRICK
RHOADES. I bet HOFFA could beat two-year-olds, too. Well, WANDERERS knows who to
set their sights on. I hate going to the effort of writing about the kind of fights
that HOFFA gets in. He fights people like MATTHEW PERRY, 8 points below. I thought
HOFFA showed great skill and promise when he subdued MATTHEW PERRY. All right, so I
slept through it! Big deal!
Warriors of KATI-TEI unite. You have only your games to lose! The ultimate
victory is one that results in death. HOFFA of knows this. Will WANDERERS attempt a
Bloodfeud? How long have I been here? I got people to see, places to go...
Well, I'm pretty much through. You guys need to get back practicing. KATI-TEI
is a nice place to live, but I don't like to live in nice places. I don't want to
overstay my welcome...-- Olaf Modeen
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
WALKING THE DOG 4737 16 6 0 94 WANDERERS (329)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-PEPPERMINT BUTLER 4270 9 4 0 86 ADVENTURE TIME 3 (390)
VENOM DECAY 4758 9 4 0 84 TOWER OF SNAKES (423)
THE DUTCHMAN 4751 11 7 0 78 WANDERERS (329)
-N.E.P.T.R. 4775 8 3 0 76 ADVENTURE TIME 3 (390)
-BAKER'S DOZEN 4587 3 0 0 69 LAZY SUNDAY (411)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
HARVESTER 4694 12 28 0 64 WANDERERS (329)
HOFFA 4768 5 2 1 61 CALL ME JIMMY (425)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-CRAZY DELICIOUS 4715 5 5 1 54 LAZY SUNDAY (411)
SLITHER 4809 5 1 1 48 TOWER OF SNAKES (423)
HOFFA 4799 4 0 0 41 CALL ME JIMMY (425)
-SOLOMON 4613 3 0 0 39 WORLD BLADES 9 (413)
HOFFA 4827 2 0 2 37 CALL ME JIMMY (425)
HOFFA 4766 5 3 0 36 CALL ME JIMMY (425)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
JAMES BAXTER 4772 5 5 0 32 ADVENTURE TIME 3 (390)
STEEL KUDZU 4771 6 9 0 27 WANDERERS (329)
FORGOTTEN 4818 2 0 1 26 YESTERDAY (428)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
LORD BANE 4811 3 5 3 21 LAW OF TWO'S (427)
-KANDIA 4759 2 0 0 20 UNHALLOWED (424)
MATTHEW PERRY 4784 4 6 0 18 LAZY SUNDAY (411)
LADY ZANNAH 4825 2 2 0 16 LAW OF TWO'S (427)
HOFFA 4837 1 0 0 15 CALL ME JIMMY (425)
-FLAME PRINCESS 4796 1 0 1 13 ADVENTURE TIME 3 (390)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
WHAT'S CRACKIN' 4850 0 1 0 1 LAZY SUNDAY (411)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
DA1 4851 0 1 0 LAZY SUNDAY 411 STONE GOLEM 713 NONE
SNACK ATTACK 4824 0 1 0 LAZY SUNDAY 411 FORGOTTEN 4818 712
AIMER 4840 0 1 0 TOWER OF SNAKES 423 HIGH ELF 713 NONE
CHARMER 4821 1 1 0 TOWER OF SNAKES 423 LORD BANE 4811 710
LUNGER 4842 0 1 0 TOWER OF SNAKES 423 BANDIT PRINCE 713 NONE
LUNGER 2 4841 0 1 0 TOWER OF SNAKES 423 WURM KIN 713 NONE
BRICK RHOADES 4823 0 5 0 WANDERERS 329 HOFFA 4827 713
PERSONAL ADS
Are the Jimmy Hoffas of this arena a bunch of cowards? -- Lord Bane
Steel Kudzu -- Lucky day for you. -- Bane
Shiftyeyed Volunteer -- Lucky day for me. -- Zannah
Eight dead on the sands! This cannot be good. Who will plow the fields and pull the
fish out of the lake? We might starve!
One-four again, but THIS time, *I* get the win, so *I* get to do the personal. So
much for Walker's rights. Even though he is the popularity leader, he LOST his
fight. -- Steel Kudzu
P.S. And it does NOT matter that he lost to a departing Lord Protector. He still
LOST.
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
AIMER was butchered by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
LUNGER was slaughtered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
DA1 was put to death by STONE GOLEM in a 3 minute Dark Arena match.
LUNGER 2 was assassinated by WURM KIN in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
HOFFA devastated HARVESTER in a 1 minute gory one-sided Challenge contest.
HOFFA murdered BRICK RHOADES in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge competition.
SLITHER vanquished JAMES BAXTER in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
HOFFA overpowered MATTHEW PERRY in a popular 3 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
VENOM DECAY was overcome by WALKING THE DOG in a action packed 1 minute Title melee.
THE DUTCHMAN slimly won victory over VIRGINAL CONCUBINE in a popular 3 minute duel.
STEEL KUDZU was vanquished by HOFFA in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
LORD BANE was overpowered by FORGOTTEN in a 1 minute uneven match.
LADY ZANNAH beat WHAT'S CRACKIN' in a 1 minute novice's fight.
HOFFA subdued TRUSTWORTHY SCRIBE in a 2 minute amateur's competition.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW 7 AIMED BLOW 33 - 25 - 1 57 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 4 SLASHING ATTACK 12 - 12 - 3 50 |
|WALL OF STEEL 3 LUNGING ATTACK 14 - 15 - 3 48 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 3 STRIKING ATTACK 13 - 14 - 1 48 |
|TOTAL PARRY 2 TOTAL PARRY 11 - 13 - 0 46 |
|BASHING ATTACK 2 WALL OF STEEL 19 - 25 - 0 43 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 2 - 0 33 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 BASHING ATTACK 1 - 10 - 1 9 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 - 0 0 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 713 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 2 4 WALL OF STEEL
WALL OF STEEL 2 - 1 LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 3 4 AIMED BLOW
AIMED BLOW 4 - 3 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 3 STRIKING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 1 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0
PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0
BASHING ATTACK 0 - 2
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
WALL OF STEEL WALKING THE DOG 4737 16 6 0 94 WANDERERS (329)
AIMED BLOW VENOM DECAY 4758 9 4 0 84 TOWER OF SNAKES (423)
STRIKING ATTACK HOFFA 4768 5 2 1 61 CALL ME JIMMY (425)
SLASHING ATTACK HOFFA 4827 2 0 2 37 CALL ME JIMMY (425)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is WALKING THE DOG 4737. The most popular warrior this
turn was HOFFA 4766. The ten other most popular fighters were DA1 4851, MATTHEW
PERRY 4784, THE DUTCHMAN 4751, HOFFA 4768, LADY ZANNAH 4825, SLITHER 4809, VENOM
DECAY 4758, WALKING THE DOG 4737, HOFFA 4799, and FORGOTTEN 4818.
The least popular fighter this week was WHAT'S CRACKIN' 4850. The other ten least
popular fighters were LORD BANE 4811, STEEL KUDZU 4771, JAMES BAXTER 4772, BRICK
RHOADES 4823, HARVESTER 4694, LUNGER 2 4841, LUNGER 4842, AIMER 4840, HOFFA 4837, and
HOFFA 4827.
A REMINDER
On behalf of the mailroom slaves, please, please, put your arena number on
everything, including your personals and diplos!
All diplos must show the recipient's name, team name, and arena number.
Sometimes stuff gets misfiled, delayed, not printed, or not delivered because we
don't know where it belongs. Thank you.
-- A lowly mailroom slave
NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)
For those of you who keep track of such things, several additional warriors
graduated from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament.
K. CARSON (8-3609) SUPERIOR FORCES (436)
MISCHIEVOUS IMP (36-1504) FRIEND OR FOE (163)
DR FUGLY (61-3477) 071406W (384)
RED-HOT FRYER (82-50979) 072707J (8581)
CHAIR (84-11685) WORDS VII (2124)
BRAIN (84-13446) NOUNS III (2364)
KYLSEN (84-16515) BUBBA'S 15TH ARMY (2917)
EVERYONE WANTS SOME (84-26980) ROOKIE HALEN 9 (4782)
Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes