DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER Date : 03/17/2015 Duedate: 03/30/2015 KATI-TEI ARENA DM-41 TURN-714 This Weeks Top Honors THE DUELMASTER IS VENOM DECAY TOWER OF SNAKES (423) (41-4758) [10-4-0,105] Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader VENOM DECAY HOFFA TOWER OF SNAKES (423) CALL ME JIMMY (425) (41-4758) [10-4-0,105] (41-4768) [6-2-1,82] Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite WALKING THE DOG LADY ZANNAH WANDERERS (329) LAW OF TWO'S (427) (41-4737) [16-7-0,81] (41-4825) [3-2-0,30] THE CURRENT TOP TEAM CALL ME JIMMY (425) TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team 1. TOWER OF SNAKES (423) 37 2. CALL ME JIMMY (425) 31 LAZY SUNDAY (411) 3. LAW OF TWO'S (427) 26 Unchartered Team 4. LAZY SUNDAY (411) 19 5. UNHALLOWED (424) 9 UNHALLOWED (424) The Top Teams Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K 1/ 1*UNHALLOWED (424) 3 0 0 100 1/ 1*CALL ME JIMMY (425) 11 2 2 2/ 3*CALL ME JIMMY (425) 25 17 3 59.5 2/ 2 TOWER OF SNAKES (423) 5 9 1 3- 4 ADVENTURE TIME 3 (390) 23 16 1 59.0 3/ 7*LAW OF TWO'S (427) 4 2 0 4/ 5 LAZY SUNDAY (411) 105 78 5 57.4 4/ 5 LAZY SUNDAY (411) 3 7 0 5- 6*YESTERDAY (428) 2 2 1 50.0 5/ 3 WANDERERS (329) 3 12 0 6/ 7 WANDERERS (329) 961 %1052 19 47.7 6- 6*YESTERDAY (428) 2 2 1 7/ 8 TOWER OF SNAKES (423) 29 43 1 40.3 7/ 8*UNHALLOWED (424) 1 0 0 8/ 9*LAW OF TWO'S (427) 7 14 3 33.3 8- 4 ADVENTURE TIME 3 (390) 1 2 0 '*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn (###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank SPY REPORT I can't believe the violence in KATI-TEI! I still haven't told Mom I'm writing Spyreports. She'd have a cow! Well, here we go... I don't wanna hurt anybody's feelings or anything, but ADVENTURE TIME 3 really goofed with their 0-0-0. The guys at LAW OF TWO'S like really pulled together to get a 2-0-0 this turn, moving up by 4. MVP award for HOFFA? CALL ME JIMMY's proud of him after beating THE DUTCHMAN and getting 21 points. Talk about yer big time losers! THE DUTCHMAN got smashed by HOFFA, and lost 18 points! Was that a tear I saw in VENOM DECAY's eye, as he took over Duelmastership? And wasn't WALKING THE DOG fit to be tied! I hear the top team insists all their warriors get nine hours sleep. They want photogenic fighters for PR photos. So just why would someone becomes a warrior anyway? It can't be for these really neat Spyreports can it? The warriors of LAZY SUNDAY must be getting lonely. They were the most avoided team. Do you guys know something that I don't? Hhmph! What kind of warriors are UNHALLOWED? LAZY SUNDAY, an easy team to beat if I ever saw one, can't get them to accept an invitation! Like, is HARVESTER popular, or what? He was challenged the most in all of KATI-TEI! He's got a 12-29-0, is that good? Ooh! Did HOFFA really know what he was doing when he challenged HARVESTER? A 6-3-0 speaks volumes. (Zontoni said that. I don't know what it means.) HOFFA was so studly out there in the sands! Beating HARVESTER and getting 20 points. CALL ME JIMMY must be proud, for sure! What does a fighter fight for? I mean, the crowds don't give a hoot if someone gets killed. Not after four more fights. What if they had a fight and nobody showed up? I'd be out of a job, that's what!!! Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain. Soak it in cold water, and hand wash. I gotta leave. KATI-TEI is like such a dump, and you guys smell too much! Remember you guys, ease up sometimes! Chill out! Later, Debby Tonte DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME VENOM DECAY 4758 10 4 0 105 TOWER OF SNAKES (423) CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -PEPPERMINT BUTLER 4270 9 4 0 86 ADVENTURE TIME 3 (390) HOFFA 4768 6 2 1 82 CALL ME JIMMY (425) WALKING THE DOG 4737 16 7 0 81 WANDERERS (329) -N.E.P.T.R. 4775 8 3 0 76 ADVENTURE TIME 3 (390) -BAKER'S DOZEN 4587 3 0 0 69 LAZY SUNDAY (411) CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME HARVESTER 4694 12 29 0 65 WANDERERS (329) THE DUTCHMAN 4751 11 8 0 60 WANDERERS (329) ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME SLITHER 4809 6 1 1 56 TOWER OF SNAKES (423) HOFFA 4766 6 3 0 56 CALL ME JIMMY (425) -CRAZY DELICIOUS 4715 5 5 1 54 LAZY SUNDAY (411) HOFFA 4799 5 0 0 48 CALL ME JIMMY (425) CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME LORD BANE 4811 4 5 3 33 LAW OF TWO'S (427) -JAMES BAXTER 4772 5 5 0 32 ADVENTURE TIME 3 (390) HOFFA 4827 2 1 2 31 CALL ME JIMMY (425) LADY ZANNAH 4825 3 2 0 30 LAW OF TWO'S (427) KANDIA 4759 3 0 0 29 UNHALLOWED (424) STEEL KUDZU 4771 6 10 0 28 WANDERERS (329) -FORGOTTEN 4818 2 0 1 26 YESTERDAY (428) INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME MATTHEW PERRY 4784 4 7 0 19 LAZY SUNDAY (411) -FLAME PRINCESS 4796 1 0 1 13 ADVENTURE TIME 3 (390) WHAT'S CRACKIN' 4850 1 1 0 11 LAZY SUNDAY (411) HOFFA 4837 1 1 0 4 CALL ME JIMMY (425) HOBO JOE 4866 0 1 0 1 WANDERERS (329) '-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn. THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge? DA1 4865 0 1 0 LAZY SUNDAY 411 SPYMASTER 714 NONE SNACK ATTACK 4824 0 1 0 LAZY SUNDAY 411 FORGOTTEN 4818 712 CHARMER 4821 1 1 0 TOWER OF SNAKES 423 LORD BANE 4811 710 NOT REVENGED LUNGER 4863 0 1 0 TOWER OF SNAKES 423 WURM KIN 714 NONE WASTE 4862 0 1 0 TOWER OF SNAKES 423 STONE GOLEM 714 NONE BRICK RHOADES 4823 0 5 0 WANDERERS 329 HOFFA 4827 713 PERSONAL ADS So the Brick Rhoades are down. Hmm. Maybe frost heaves? Two-three and a death. My momma told me there'd be days like this. She didn't want me to be a gladiator, you know. More gladiators die than graduate, and even if they graduate, the Grey Witch sucks 'em off and throws them into the Chaos Gates. I can't say that I *wanted* to be a gladiator, either, but I wanted to eat, and jobs have been few and far between. There just aren't enough dogs to be walked. -- Walking the Dog LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS DA1 was butchered by SPYMASTER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena fight. LUNGER was murdered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute Dark Arena melee. WASTE was savagely slain by STONE GOLEM in a 2 minute gruesome Dark Arena fight. HOFFA devastated THE DUTCHMAN in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest. HOFFA was overpowered by SLITHER in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match. HOFFA slimly won victory over HARVESTER in a 2 minute Challenge duel. WALKING THE DOG was overpowered by VENOM DECAY in a 1 minute one-sided Title struggle. HOFFA viciously subdued THE HONEST MERCHANT in a 1 minute gory competition. STEEL KUDZU was handily defeated by LORD BANE in a 1 minute uneven melee. KANDIA vanquished MATTHEW PERRY in a 1 minute one-sided duel. LADY ZANNAH vanquished HOFFA in a popular 4 minute brutal one-sided duel. WHAT'S CRACKIN' handily defeated HOBO JOE in a 1 minute one-sided bout. BATTLE REPORT MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS |FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT| |AIMED BLOW 6 AIMED BLOW 38 - 22 - 1 63 | |WALL OF STEEL 4 SLASHING ATTACK 12 - 12 - 3 50 | |STRIKING ATTACK 3 TOTAL PARRY 10 - 12 - 0 45 | |LUNGING ATTACK 3 STRIKING ATTACK 13 - 16 - 1 45 | |BASHING ATTACK 2 LUNGING ATTACK 13 - 17 - 3 43 | |SLASHING ATTACK 1 WALL OF STEEL 16 - 27 - 0 37 | |TOTAL PARRY 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 2 - 0 33 | |PARRY-LUNGE 0 BASHING ATTACK 3 - 9 - 1 25 | |PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 - 0 0 | |PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 - 0 0 | Turn 714 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are: AIMED BLOW 6 - 0 STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 2 4 AIMED BLOW BASHING ATTACK 2 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 4 WALL OF STEEL PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 3 STRIKING ATTACK PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 LUNGING ATTACK 0 - 3 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 TOTAL PARRY 0 - 1 WALL OF STEEL 0 - 4 TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME AIMED BLOW VENOM DECAY 4758 10 4 0 105 TOWER OF SNAKES (423) STRIKING ATTACK HOFFA 4768 6 2 1 82 CALL ME JIMMY (425) WALL OF STEEL WALKING THE DOG 4737 16 7 0 81 WANDERERS (329) Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above. The overall popularity leader is WALKING THE DOG 4737. The most popular warrior this turn was LADY ZANNAH 4825. The ten other most popular fighters were HOFFA 4766, VENOM DECAY 4758, HOFFA 4768, HARVESTER 4694, HOFFA 4799, LORD BANE 4811, KANDIA 4759, WHAT'S CRACKIN' 4850, DA1 4865, and LUNGER 4863. The least popular fighter this week was HOFFA 4837. The other ten least popular fighters were HOBO JOE 4866, MATTHEW PERRY 4784, STEEL KUDZU 4771, WALKING THE DOG 4737, THE DUTCHMAN 4751, WASTE 4862, SLITHER 4809, HOFFA 4827, LUNGER 4863, and DA1 4865. SUMMER FACE-TO-FACE IN NEWARK, NEW JERSEY! Our summer FTF will be held in Newark, New Jersey, July 17-19, 2015. It will be held at the Doubletree Newark Airport Hotel in Newark, New Jersey (800-222-TREE (8733)). Room rates are $119.00 per night, 1-2 occupancy, which includes free airport shuttle and free high speed internet. There's a fitness center, jacuzzi, indoor pool, and business center, as well as several resturants inside the hotel. Self-parking is $8. The rooms are blocked--code REA. (If you have trouble making reservations, please let us know!) Hotel site: http://tinyurl.com/FF55-Newark Look for the tournament info sheet and minioverviews some time in June. We hope you're all looking forward to it and that we will see you there! -- RSI