DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 03/17/2015    Duedate: 03/30/2015

KATI-TEI ARENA

DM-41    TURN-714

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

VENOM DECAY
TOWER OF SNAKES (423)
(41-4758) [10-4-0,105]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

VENOM DECAY                    HOFFA
TOWER OF SNAKES (423)          CALL ME JIMMY (425)
(41-4758) [10-4-0,105]         (41-4768) [6-2-1,82]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

WALKING THE DOG                LADY ZANNAH
WANDERERS (329)                LAW OF TWO'S (427)
(41-4737) [16-7-0,81]          (41-4825) [3-2-0,30]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

CALL ME JIMMY (425)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. TOWER OF SNAKES (423)       37
2. CALL ME JIMMY (425)         31      LAZY SUNDAY (411)
3. LAW OF TWO'S (427)          26      Unchartered Team
4. LAZY SUNDAY (411)           19
5. UNHALLOWED (424)             9      UNHALLOWED (424)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1*UNHALLOWED (424)           3   0  0  100   1/ 1*CALL ME JIMMY (425)      11  2 2
 2/ 3*CALL ME JIMMY (425)       25  17  3 59.5   2/ 2 TOWER OF SNAKES (423)     5  9 1
 3- 4 ADVENTURE TIME 3 (390)    23  16  1 59.0   3/ 7*LAW OF TWO'S (427)        4  2 0
 4/ 5 LAZY SUNDAY (411)        105  78  5 57.4   4/ 5 LAZY SUNDAY (411)         3  7 0
 5- 6*YESTERDAY (428)            2   2  1 50.0   5/ 3 WANDERERS (329)           3 12 0
 6/ 7 WANDERERS (329)          961 %1052 19 47.7   6- 6*YESTERDAY (428)           2  2 1
 7/ 8 TOWER OF SNAKES (423)     29  43  1 40.3   7/ 8*UNHALLOWED (424)          1  0 0
 8/ 9*LAW OF TWO'S (427)         7  14  3 33.3   8- 4 ADVENTURE TIME 3 (390)    1  2 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     I can't believe the violence in KATI-TEI!  I still haven't told Mom I'm writing 
Spyreports.  She'd have a cow!  Well, here we go...  I don't wanna hurt anybody's 
feelings or anything, but ADVENTURE TIME 3 really goofed with their 0-0-0.  The guys 
at LAW OF TWO'S like really pulled together to get a 2-0-0 this turn, moving up by 4. 
MVP award for HOFFA?  CALL ME JIMMY's proud of him after beating THE DUTCHMAN and 
getting 21 points.  Talk about yer big time losers!  THE DUTCHMAN got smashed by 
HOFFA, and lost 18 points!  Was that a tear I saw in VENOM DECAY's eye, as he took 
over Duelmastership?  And wasn't WALKING THE DOG fit to be tied!  I hear the top team 
insists all their warriors get nine hours sleep.  They want photogenic fighters for 
PR photos.   
     So just why would someone becomes a warrior anyway?  It can't be for these 
really neat Spyreports can it?  The warriors of LAZY SUNDAY must be getting lonely.  
They were the most avoided team.  Do you guys know something that I don't?  Hhmph!  
What kind of warriors are UNHALLOWED?  LAZY SUNDAY, an easy team to beat if I ever 
saw one, can't get them to accept an invitation!  Like, is HARVESTER popular, or 
what?  He was challenged the most in all of KATI-TEI!  He's got a 12-29-0, is that 
good?  Ooh!  Did HOFFA really know what he was doing when he challenged HARVESTER?  A 
6-3-0 speaks volumes.  (Zontoni said that.  I don't know what it means.) HOFFA was so 
studly out there in the sands!  Beating HARVESTER and getting 20 points.  CALL ME 
JIMMY must be proud, for sure!   
     What does a fighter fight for?  I mean, the crowds don't give a hoot if someone 
gets killed.  Not after four more fights.  What if they had a fight and nobody showed 
up?  I'd be out of a job, that's what!!!   
     Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain.  Soak it in cold water, and hand 
wash.  I gotta leave.  KATI-TEI is like such a dump, and you guys smell too much!  
Remember you guys, ease up sometimes!  Chill out!  Later, Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 VENOM DECAY 4758             10   4  0   105       TOWER OF SNAKES (423)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-PEPPERMINT BUTLER 4270        9   4  0    86       ADVENTURE TIME 3 (390)
 HOFFA 4768                    6   2  1    82       CALL ME JIMMY (425)
 WALKING THE DOG 4737         16   7  0    81       WANDERERS (329)
-N.E.P.T.R. 4775               8   3  0    76       ADVENTURE TIME 3 (390)
-BAKER'S DOZEN 4587            3   0  0    69       LAZY SUNDAY (411)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HARVESTER 4694               12  29  0    65       WANDERERS (329)
 THE DUTCHMAN 4751            11   8  0    60       WANDERERS (329)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SLITHER 4809                  6   1  1    56       TOWER OF SNAKES (423)
 HOFFA 4766                    6   3  0    56       CALL ME JIMMY (425)
-CRAZY DELICIOUS 4715          5   5  1    54       LAZY SUNDAY (411)
 HOFFA 4799                    5   0  0    48       CALL ME JIMMY (425)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LORD BANE 4811                4   5  3    33       LAW OF TWO'S (427)
-JAMES BAXTER 4772             5   5  0    32       ADVENTURE TIME 3 (390)
 HOFFA 4827                    2   1  2    31       CALL ME JIMMY (425)
 LADY ZANNAH 4825              3   2  0    30       LAW OF TWO'S (427)
 KANDIA 4759                   3   0  0    29       UNHALLOWED (424)
 STEEL KUDZU 4771              6  10  0    28       WANDERERS (329)
-FORGOTTEN 4818                2   0  1    26       YESTERDAY (428)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MATTHEW PERRY 4784            4   7  0    19       LAZY SUNDAY (411)
-FLAME PRINCESS 4796           1   0  1    13       ADVENTURE TIME 3 (390)
 WHAT'S CRACKIN' 4850          1   1  0    11       LAZY SUNDAY (411)
 HOFFA 4837                    1   1  0     4       CALL ME JIMMY (425)
 HOBO JOE 4866                 0   1  0     1       WANDERERS (329)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
DA1 4865                0  1 0 LAZY SUNDAY 411      SPYMASTER             714  NONE
SNACK ATTACK 4824       0  1 0 LAZY SUNDAY 411      FORGOTTEN 4818        712   
CHARMER 4821            1  1 0 TOWER OF SNAKES 423  LORD BANE 4811        710  NOT REVENGED
LUNGER 4863             0  1 0 TOWER OF SNAKES 423  WURM KIN              714  NONE
WASTE 4862              0  1 0 TOWER OF SNAKES 423  STONE GOLEM           714  NONE
BRICK RHOADES 4823      0  5 0 WANDERERS 329        HOFFA 4827            713   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

So the Brick Rhoades are down.  Hmm.  Maybe frost heaves?

Two-three and a death.  My momma told me there'd be days like this.  She didn't want
me to be a gladiator, you know.  More gladiators die than graduate, and even if they
graduate, the Grey Witch sucks 'em off and throws them into the Chaos Gates.  I can't
say that I *wanted* to be a gladiator, either, but I wanted to eat, and jobs have
been few and far between.  There just aren't enough dogs to be walked. -- Walking the
Dog

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

DA1 was butchered by SPYMASTER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena fight.
LUNGER was murdered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute Dark Arena melee.
WASTE was savagely slain by STONE GOLEM in a 2 minute gruesome Dark Arena fight.
HOFFA devastated THE DUTCHMAN in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
HOFFA was overpowered by SLITHER in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
HOFFA slimly won victory over HARVESTER in a 2 minute Challenge duel.
WALKING THE DOG was overpowered by VENOM DECAY in a 1 minute one-sided Title struggle.
HOFFA viciously subdued THE HONEST MERCHANT in a 1 minute gory competition.
STEEL KUDZU was handily defeated by LORD BANE in a 1 minute uneven melee.
KANDIA vanquished MATTHEW PERRY in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
LADY ZANNAH vanquished HOFFA in a popular 4 minute brutal one-sided duel.
WHAT'S CRACKIN' handily defeated HOBO JOE in a 1 minute one-sided bout.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                       6         AIMED BLOW        38 -  22 -  1      63  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    4         SLASHING ATTACK   12 -  12 -  3      50  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  3         TOTAL PARRY       10 -  12 -  0      45  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   3         STRIKING ATTACK   13 -  16 -  1      45  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         LUNGING ATTACK    13 -  17 -  3      43  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         WALL OF STEEL     16 -  27 -  0      37  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -   2 -  0      33  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         BASHING ATTACK     3 -   9 -  1      25  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 714 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         6 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  2         4  AIMED BLOW     
BASHING ATTACK     2 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         4  WALL OF STEEL  
                              PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         3  STRIKING ATTACK
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0     
                              LUNGING ATTACK     0 -  3     
                              SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  1     
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  1     
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  4     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       VENOM DECAY 4758           10   4  0  105 TOWER OF SNAKES (423)
STRIKING ATTACK  HOFFA 4768                  6   2  1   82 CALL ME JIMMY (425)
WALL OF STEEL    WALKING THE DOG 4737       16   7  0   81 WANDERERS (329)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is WALKING THE DOG 4737.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was LADY ZANNAH 4825.  The ten other most popular fighters were HOFFA 4766, 
VENOM DECAY 4758, HOFFA 4768, HARVESTER 4694, HOFFA 4799, LORD BANE 4811, KANDIA 
4759, WHAT'S CRACKIN' 4850, DA1 4865, and LUNGER 4863.

The least popular fighter this week was HOFFA 4837.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were HOBO JOE 4866, MATTHEW PERRY 4784, STEEL KUDZU 4771, WALKING THE DOG 
4737, THE DUTCHMAN 4751, WASTE 4862, SLITHER 4809, HOFFA 4827, LUNGER 4863, and DA1 
4865.

                      SUMMER FACE-TO-FACE IN NEWARK, NEW JERSEY!

Our summer FTF will be held in Newark, New Jersey, July 17-19, 2015.  It will be held 
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Hotel site:  http://tinyurl.com/FF55-Newark

Look for the tournament info sheet and minioverviews some time in June.  We hope 
you're all looking forward to it and that we will see you there!

                                          -- RSI