DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 03/31/2015 Duedate: 04/13/2015
KATI-TEI ARENA
DM-41 TURN-715
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
BAKER'S DOZEN
LAZY SUNDAY (411)
(41-4587) [4-0-0,88]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
BAKER'S DOZEN POSITION IS EMPTY
LAZY SUNDAY (411)
(41-4587) [4-0-0,88]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
WALKING THE DOG STEEL KUDZU
WANDERERS (329) WANDERERS (329)
(41-4737) [16-8-0,75] (41-4771) [6-11-0,29]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
CALL ME JIMMY (425)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. LAZY SUNDAY (411) 42
2. TOWER OF SNAKES (423) 19 CALL ME JIMMY (425)
3. CALL ME JIMMY (425) 6 Unchartered Team
4. WANDERERS (329) 4
5. YESTERDAY (428) 0 UNHALLOWED (424)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1*UNHALLOWED (424) 3 1 0 75.0 1/ 1 CALL ME JIMMY (425) 11 4 1
2/ 2 CALL ME JIMMY (425) 28 19 3 59.6 2/ 3 LAW OF TWO'S (427) 4 2 1
3- 3 ADVENTURE TIME 3 (390) 23 16 1 59.0 3/ 4 LAZY SUNDAY (411) 4 6 1
4/ 4 LAZY SUNDAY (411) 108 79 6 57.8 4/ 2 TOWER OF SNAKES (423) 4 8 0
5- 5*YESTERDAY (428) 2 2 1 50.0 5/ 5 WANDERERS (329) 3 12 0
6/ 6 WANDERERS (329) 962 %1056 19 47.7 6- 6*YESTERDAY (428) 1 0 0
7/ 7 TOWER OF SNAKES (423) 30 45 1 40.0 7/ 7*UNHALLOWED (424) 1 1 0
8/ 8 LAW OF TWO'S (427) 8 15 4 34.8 8- 8 ADVENTURE TIME 3 (390) 0 1 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
Ready for some action-packed adventure, some thrills, chills and spills? Well
fergit it, cause this is the Spyreport for KATI-TEI. What was the name of that team
who got 3-1-1 this turn for a total 108-79-6 you ask? (Sure) LAZY SUNDAY's their
name, and fighting's their game! MVP award for BAKER'S DOZEN? LAZY SUNDAY's proud
of him after beating HOFFA and getting 19 points. Talk about yer major upsets!
HOFFA's match with BAKER'S DOZEN cost him a loss of 16 points! What a putz! VENOM
DECAY fights so hard to be Duelmaster, then quits fighting and loses the title. No
one said he was a genius... Was that a tear I saw in BAKER'S DOZEN's eye, as he took
over Duelmastership? And wasn't HOFFA fit to be tied! I hear the top team insists
all their warriors get nine hours sleep. They want photogenic fighters for PR
photos.
AAARRGH!!! I HATE SPYREPORTING!!! Sorry. I just had to say it. The warriors
of TOWER OF SNAKES must be getting lonely. They were the most avoided team. Do you
guys know something that I don't? I don't know what CALL ME JIMMY's been doing.
They certainly haven't been accepting many fights from TOWER OF SNAKES, that's fer
sher. Like, is HARVESTER popular, or what? He was challenged the most in all of
KATI-TEI! He's got a 12-30-0, is that good? See if I ever talk to HOFFA again!
HOBO JOE was so low when He challenged he. Hhmph! HOBO JOE is a real man! He was
challenged by HOFFA, 30 points above, and BEAT him! Dark Arena, anyone? People were
asking me did HOFFA REALLY challenge STEEL KUDZU? (all right, maybe they didn't, but
it sounded good!) It wasn't a spectacular fight, or anything, but STEEL KUDZU wants
me to write about it since he was defeated by HOFFA. Satisfied?
Challenges, revenges, Bloodfeuds. All KATI-TEI ever talks about is fighting!
Me, I'm more laid back. What a bummer deal for KANDIA! She just barely was getting
hers "fighter feet" but got kill by LORD BANE of LAW OF TWO'S! Those're the breaks,
I guess. Like was that some Bloodfeud, or what? (HOBO JOE vs. HOFFA, that is.) Hey
you guys, don't you think your families would like to hear from you? Write! (Or
have someone write for you.)
I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid. Who would've guessed I'd be
a famous Spyreporter? I know how much you like reading this stuff, but I really
should stop. Remember you guys, ease up sometimes! Chill out! Later, Debby Tonte
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BAKER'S DOZEN 4587 4 0 0 88 LAZY SUNDAY (411)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-VENOM DECAY 4758 10 4 0 105 TOWER OF SNAKES (423)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-PEPPERMINT BUTLER 4270 9 4 0 86 ADVENTURE TIME 3 (390)
-N.E.P.T.R. 4775 8 3 0 76 ADVENTURE TIME 3 (390)
WALKING THE DOG 4737 16 8 0 75 WANDERERS (329)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
HARVESTER 4694 12 30 0 66 WANDERERS (329)
SLITHER 4809 7 1 1 66 TOWER OF SNAKES (423)
HOFFA 4768 6 3 1 66 CALL ME JIMMY (425)
HOFFA 4799 6 0 0 66 CALL ME JIMMY (425)
HOFFA 4766 7 3 0 63 CALL ME JIMMY (425)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-CRAZY DELICIOUS 4715 5 5 1 54 LAZY SUNDAY (411)
LORD BANE 4811 5 5 4 48 LAW OF TWO'S (427)
THE DUTCHMAN 4751 11 9 0 46 WANDERERS (329)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MATTHEW PERRY 4784 5 7 1 33 LAZY SUNDAY (411)
-JAMES BAXTER 4772 5 5 0 32 ADVENTURE TIME 3 (390)
STEEL KUDZU 4771 6 11 0 29 WANDERERS (329)
-FORGOTTEN 4818 2 0 1 26 YESTERDAY (428)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
HOBO JOE 4866 1 1 0 23 WANDERERS (329)
HOFFA 4837 2 1 0 21 CALL ME JIMMY (425)
WHAT'S CRACKIN' 4850 2 1 0 19 LAZY SUNDAY (411)
-FLAME PRINCESS 4796 1 0 1 13 ADVENTURE TIME 3 (390)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
HOFFA 4827 2 2 2 11 CALL ME JIMMY (425)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
LADY ZANNAH 4825 3 3 0 LAW OF TWO'S 427 MATTHEW PERRY 4784 715
DA1 4869 0 1 0 LAZY SUNDAY 411 STONE GOLEM 715 NONE
SNACK ATTACK 4824 0 1 0 LAZY SUNDAY 411 FORGOTTEN 4818 712
RIPPER 4868 0 1 0 TOWER OF SNAKES 423 SHEWISH GIANT 715 NONE
WASTE 4867 0 1 0 TOWER OF SNAKES 423 HIGH ELF 715 NONE
KANDIA 4759 3 1 0 UNHALLOWED 424 LORD BANE 4811 715
BRICK RHOADES 4823 0 5 0 WANDERERS 329 HOFFA 4827 713 JUST REVENGED
PERSONAL ADS
Jorja -- You're right, Jorja, I apologize. -- Scorpio
Jorja -- Who is that dude they call Den of the Allied Axis? Dude seems like a real
douche' bag. I'm not quite understanding the Inner Cirle & AA bull crap, care to
fill me in? -- Scorpio
Damn. An oh-fer, even worse a day than last time. I think I'll go on vacation,
maybe take some dog for a LONG walk. The weather's good enough. -- Walking the Dog
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
DA1 was butchered by STONE GOLEM in a 2 minute Dark Arena fight.
RIPPER was butchered by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena duel.
WASTE was easily killed by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena match.
BAKER'S DOZEN vanquished HOFFA in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge Title brawl.
HOFFA overpowered THE DUTCHMAN in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
SLITHER devastated HARVESTER in a 1 minute uneven Challenge brawl.
HOFFA was defeated by HOBO JOE in a 1 minute novice's Challenge struggle.
LORD BANE butchered KANDIA in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge competition.
HOFFA overcame STEEL KUDZU in a 3 minute beginner vs. expert upset Challenge melee.
WALKING THE DOG was savagely defeated by VIRGINAL CONCUBINE in a 2 minute duel.
HOFFA overpowered VISITING ORC in a 2 minute gory one-sided melee.
LADY ZANNAH was murdered by MATTHEW PERRY in a 1 minute mismatched match.
WHAT'S CRACKIN' handily defeated FRIENDLY CONSTABLE in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW 5 AIMED BLOW 40 - 22 - 1 65 |
|WALL OF STEEL 4 SLASHING ATTACK 11 - 12 - 3 48 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 3 STRIKING ATTACK 15 - 17 - 2 47 |
|BASHING ATTACK 2 TOTAL PARRY 9 - 12 - 0 43 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 2 LUNGING ATTACK 12 - 17 - 2 41 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 BASHING ATTACK 5 - 8 - 2 38 |
|TOTAL PARRY 1 WALL OF STEEL 13 - 28 - 0 32 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 4 - 0 20 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 715 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
BASHING ATTACK 2 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 5 AIMED BLOW
TOTAL PARRY 1 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 3 STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 2 3 WALL OF STEEL
AIMED BLOW 3 - 2 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 1
LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 1 WALL OF STEEL 0 - 4
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
STRIKING ATTACK BAKER'S DOZEN 4587 4 0 0 88 LAZY SUNDAY (411)
WALL OF STEEL WALKING THE DOG 4737 16 8 0 75 WANDERERS (329)
AIMED BLOW SLITHER 4809 7 1 1 66 TOWER OF SNAKES (423)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is WALKING THE DOG 4737. The most popular warrior this
turn was STEEL KUDZU 4771. The ten other most popular fighters were HOFFA 4766, HOBO
JOE 4866, BAKER'S DOZEN 4587, HOFFA 4799, SLITHER 4809, HOFFA 4837, MATTHEW PERRY
4784, DA1 4869, RIPPER 4868, and LORD BANE 4811.
The least popular fighter this week was LADY ZANNAH 4825. The other ten least
popular fighters were WALKING THE DOG 4737, KANDIA 4759, HOFFA 4827, HARVESTER 4694,
THE DUTCHMAN 4751, HOFFA 4768, WASTE 4867, WHAT'S CRACKIN' 4850, LORD BANE 4811, and
RIPPER 4868.
JASPER GULCH: DM 85
Zeb Karan around the big table. Arena staff of all ranks and titles sat and
stared at each other: arenamasters, standbys, Dark Arena warriors, stewards and
infirmarians, even the maintenance crew. This was not the first time they'd met like
this, and it probably wouldn't be the last.
"So this is it again, is it?" Lew Voth asked. "Less than seven years since they
closed Dwes Eg to new teams, and now they're closing Blackstone?"
"Only to new teams," one of the spymasters pointed out. "And it's necessary.
There are several file rooms we haven't been able to enter in months because they're
too full of team records."
"Nothing you couldn't fix with a lighted match," Jame Rinvar suggested.
Technically he should not have been there, since he'd taken over full time as the
arenamaster of Shadowspire. But no one wanted to tell him to leave.
"We may NEED those records one of these days," Chief Steward Hesselrod protested.
"We can't burn RECORDS."
"I could," Rinvar said.
"But you won't." Voth pinned him with a stare. "Don't stir up trouble for its
own sake, Jame."
Rinvar raised his hand in a gesture of surrender. "I'll be good, Lew."
"When are they shutting down Blackstone?"
"To new teams only, remember--the old ones will keep fighting if their managers
want to pay the fees. This week. Maybe next week. Hard to be sure, when you travel
from Alastari to anywhere else, there's a time distortion effect. But probably this
week. Same operating rules as Dwes Eg (82): no new teams in, but the old ones can
recruit new members. New teams will go to the new place--" Zeb Karan cast a look of
enquiry around the room.
"Jasper Gulch," a steward said.
"Right. New teams will go to Jasper Gulch. I'm not sure the day for it, probably
'opposite' Blackstone in the schedule. A regular two-week cycle. Teams can be
transfered in from regular arenas, I suppose, but not OUT."
Voth nodded. "We can work with this."
"Beats not working."