DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 04/14/2015 Duedate: 04/27/2015
KATI-TEI ARENA
DM-41 TURN-716
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
WALKING THE DOG
WANDERERS (329)
(41-4737) [17-8-0,91]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
WALKING THE DOG POSITION IS EMPTY
WANDERERS (329)
(41-4737) [17-8-0,91]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
WALKING THE DOG MATTHEW PERRY
WANDERERS (329) LAZY SUNDAY (411)
(41-4737) [17-8-0,91] (41-4784) [6-7-1,47]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
CALL ME JIMMY (425)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. LAZY SUNDAY (411) 31
2. CALL ME JIMMY (425) 26 CALL ME JIMMY (425)
3. TOWER OF SNAKES (423) 22 Unchartered Team
4. WANDERERS (329) 9
5. LAW OF TWO'S (427) 0 (-1)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1- 1*UNHALLOWED (424) 3 1 0 75.0 1/ 1 CALL ME JIMMY (425) 9 6 0
2/ 2 CALL ME JIMMY (425) 31 21 3 59.6 2/ 3 LAZY SUNDAY (411) 6 4 1
3/ 4 LAZY SUNDAY (411) 110 80 6 57.9 3/ 4 TOWER OF SNAKES (423) 4 7 0
4/ 6 WANDERERS (329) 964 %1059 19 47.7 4- 2 LAW OF TWO'S (427) 3 1 1
5/ 7 TOWER OF SNAKES (423) 31 48 1 39.2 5/ 5 WANDERERS (329) 3 12 0
6- 8 LAW OF TWO'S (427) 8 15 4 34.8 6- 7*UNHALLOWED (424) 1 1 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
So why do I have this bag over my head? Because I am The Unknown Spymaster and
I'm going to give you a spy report!. Hey everybody, watch out for CEYLON, who flew
up 18 points in the rankings after mashing HOBO JOE like a melon. Keep your eye on
this gal. And falling like a basher in the top ten was HOBO JOE, who dropped 17
points after a disappointing (to say the least) bout with CEYLON. Well, if ya don't
shows up at the laundromat, ya can'ts wash yer clothes. BAKER'S DOZEN did not fight
this week so his title was forfeit. It's a proud day for the WANDERERS stable, as
their warrior, WALKING THE DOG, ascended the Duelmaster's throne. Can you believe
they are paying me 10 gold to deliver this stuff?
Here is other news that is of note. And hey, kiddies, those of you who didn't
avoid TOWER OF SNAKES, please raise you hand. Wow. Does KATI-TEI really have that
many liars? And you guys like to boo me? Well, unsling your rasberries, cause CALL
ME JIMMY beats feet every time TOWER OF SNAKES smiles at them. Try farming, eh? And
who is this HARVESTER you ask, with 73 points and a 13-30-0 record. Ooh, the tales I
could tell! Challenging down 20 points was HOFFA. Pretty soon he'll be using two
shields and selling 'T.P.: The only way to clean up' pins. Definition of petty:
HOFFA won victory over THE DUTCHMAN, a mismatch of 20 points.
Remember that an arena is not always a safe place to be, but it is one of the
most interesting, though! Ask not the elves for counsel, for they will say both yes
and no. Silly buggers, eh?
I think I had better cut this one short. It's been nice chatting to those of
you whom I have not offended yet. C'mon, Leadfoot, let's make some tracks. Its been
fun, and I'm sure you enjoyed it (boos). Now that I've got you worked up for Snide
Clemens, I'll be leaving-- The Unknown Spymaster
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
WALKING THE DOG 4737 17 8 0 91 WANDERERS (329)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-VENOM DECAY 4758 10 4 0 105 TOWER OF SNAKES (423)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-BAKER'S DOZEN 4587 4 0 0 88 LAZY SUNDAY (411)
HOFFA 4768 7 3 1 79 CALL ME JIMMY (425)
HARVESTER 4694 13 30 0 73 WANDERERS (329)
HOFFA 4799 7 0 0 68 CALL ME JIMMY (425)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
HOFFA 4766 7 4 0 60 CALL ME JIMMY (425)
SLITHER 4809 7 2 1 57 TOWER OF SNAKES (423)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
THE DUTCHMAN 4751 11 10 0 48 WANDERERS (329)
-LORD BANE 4811 5 5 4 48 LAW OF TWO'S (427)
MATTHEW PERRY 4784 6 7 1 47 LAZY SUNDAY (411)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
STEEL KUDZU 4771 6 12 0 30 WANDERERS (329)
WHAT'S CRACKIN' 4850 3 1 0 30 LAZY SUNDAY (411)
HOFFA 4837 3 1 0 30 CALL ME JIMMY (425)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CEYLON 4864 1 0 0 18 TOWER OF SNAKES (423)
HOBO JOE 4866 1 2 0 6 WANDERERS (329)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
HOFFA 4827 2 3 2 CALL ME JIMMY 425 STONE GOLEM 716 NONE
LADY ZANNAH 4825 3 3 0 LAW OF TWO'S 427 MATTHEW PERRY 4784 715
DA1 4879 0 1 0 LAZY SUNDAY 411 STONE GOLEM 716 NONE
SNACK ATTACK 4824 0 1 0 LAZY SUNDAY 411 FORGOTTEN 4818 712 NOT REVENGED
BASHER 4878 0 1 0 TOWER OF SNAKES 423 SPYMASTER 716 NONE
RIPPER 4877 0 1 0 TOWER OF SNAKES 423 HIGH ELF 716 NONE
KANDIA 4759 3 1 0 UNHALLOWED 424 LORD BANE 4811 715
BRICK RHOADES 4823 0 5 0 WANDERERS 329 HOFFA 4827 713 REVENGED
PERSONAL ADS
Looks like Lady Zannah just didn't have what it took to thrive in this business. --
Lord Bane
Lord Cognus -- Time for your training to begin. -- Lord Bane *heading for the
training room*
Your bidding is thy honor, Lord Bane. -- Cognus
Hoffa -- Allow me to introduce myself... -- Bane *grinning evilly*
Whew, only five dead. We may survive, if we all take vitamins and do healthy stuff.
One-four, which is actually BETTER than last time. Tedious. -- Walking the Dog
P.S. I blame my loss to the Virginal Concubine on her perfume. My dog was
FASCINATED by that scent, and he wouldn't listen to me at all.
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
HOFFA was dealt death by STONE GOLEM in a crowd pleasing 3 minute Dark Arena fight.
DA1 was narrowly killed by STONE GOLEM in a 3 minute Dark Arena melee.
BASHER was murdered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
RIPPER was slaughtered by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute Dark Arena brawl.
HOFFA was viciously subdued by HARVESTER in a 3 minute gory Challenge fight.
HOFFA subdued THE DUTCHMAN in a 1 minute Challenge competition.
HOFFA devastated SLITHER in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
HOFFA unbelievably bested STEEL KUDZU in a 2 minute Challenge match.
WALKING THE DOG handily defeated KHALHUMS DWARF in a 2 minute uneven Title melee.
MATTHEW PERRY viciously subdued THE HONEST MERCHANT in a action packed 2 minute fight.
WHAT'S CRACKIN' overpowered TRUSTWORTHY SCRIBE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
HOBO JOE was overcome by CEYLON in a exciting 1 minute novice's bout.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK 3 AIMED BLOW 39 - 23 - 1 63 |
|WALL OF STEEL 3 TOTAL PARRY 9 - 9 - 0 50 |
|AIMED BLOW 3 STRIKING ATTACK 15 - 17 - 2 47 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 3 BASHING ATTACK 6 - 8 - 2 43 |
|BASHING ATTACK 2 LUNGING ATTACK 12 - 16 - 2 43 |
|TOTAL PARRY 1 SLASHING ATTACK 8 - 13 - 2 38 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 WALL OF STEEL 12 - 27 - 0 31 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 5 - 0 17 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 716 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
TOTAL PARRY 1 - 0 AIMED BLOW 1 - 2 4 AIMED BLOW
STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 1 LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 2 3 WALL OF STEEL
WALL OF STEEL 2 - 1 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 3 STRIKING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 1 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 1 BASHING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1
SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 1
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
WALL OF STEEL WALKING THE DOG 4737 17 8 0 91 WANDERERS (329)
STRIKING ATTACK HOFFA 4768 7 3 1 79 CALL ME JIMMY (425)
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
AIMED BLOW HOFFA 4799 7 0 0 68 CALL ME JIMMY (425)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is WALKING THE DOG 4737. The most popular warrior this
turn was HOFFA 4827. The ten other most popular fighters were MATTHEW PERRY 4784,
DA1 4879, STEEL KUDZU 4771, HOFFA 4766, WALKING THE DOG 4737, HARVESTER 4694, CEYLON
4864, HOFFA 4799, HOFFA 4768, and WHAT'S CRACKIN' 4850.
The least popular fighter this week was SLITHER 4809. The other ten least popular
fighters were THE DUTCHMAN 4751, RIPPER 4877, BASHER 4878, HOBO JOE 4866, HOFFA 4837,
WHAT'S CRACKIN' 4850, HOFFA 4768, HOFFA 4799, CEYLON 4864, and HARVESTER 4694.
SEAM (DM 20) REOPENS AS A NEW NO-TOURNEY ARENA!
Seam (DM 20) will be re-opening soon as a no-tourney DM arena! If you enjoy arena
play without tournament interference, this arena is for you! Only rookie teams may
enter this arena, and all managers must sign the "no-tourney" pledge. Turn 0 is due
on May 4 (overviews only) and Turn 1 is due on May 18.
To avoid confusion, all old inactive teams which were in Seam have travelled to
Mazgourrah (DM 77).
Seam is the newest arena to join the no-tourney group of arenas and will process on
opposite weeks with Shadowspire (DM 81), the original no-tourney arena. Other no-
tourney arenas include Telorinthe (DM 83), a slow arena, and Storm Rock (DM 107), for
ADM warriors.
Join in the fun! Send in your new rollup along with the pledge soon so you can get in
on the ground floor of this new arena!
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NO-TOURNEY ARENA PLEDGE
* I pledge that I will not send warriors from this team to a tournament, nor
will I use a tournament prize on a warrior from this team.
* I pledge to run a full team when I run turns in this arena. If circumstances
preclude my running less than a full team, I will notify the Player Committee.
* I agree to abide by the decisions of the Player Committee.
* I understand that any warrior that participates in a tournament or receives
a tournament prize shall be sent to the Dark Arena until they are dead.
[Sign your name]
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