DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 05/26/2015    Duedate: 06/08/2015

KATI-TEI ARENA

DM-41    TURN-719

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

HOFFA
CALL ME JIMMY (425)
(41-4799) [10-0-0,95]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

HOFFA                          RUTHLESS RANDY
CALL ME JIMMY (425)            WEIRD STUDENTS (432)
(41-4799) [10-0-0,95]          (41-4858) [3-0-0,31]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

MATTHEW PERRY                  WHAT'S CRACKIN'
LAZY SUNDAY (411)              LAZY SUNDAY (411)
(41-4784) [8-8-1,38]           (41-4850) [6-1-0,61]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

WEIRD STUDENTS (432)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. LAW OF TWO'S (427)          27
2. LAZY SUNDAY (411)           24      LAZY SUNDAY (411)
3. WEIRD STUDENTS (432)         8      Unchartered Team
4. TOWER OF SNAKES (423)        7
5. CALL ME JIMMY (425)         -8      WEIRD STUDENTS (432)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1*WEIRD STUDENTS (432)      10   5  1 66.7   1/ 2*WEIRD STUDENTS (432)     10  5 1
 2/ 3 LAZY SUNDAY (411)        117  86  6 57.6   2/ 1 TOWER OF SNAKES (423)     8  6 0
 3/ 2 CALL ME JIMMY (425)       35  27  3 56.5   3/ 3 LAZY SUNDAY (411)         7  6 0
 4/ 5 TOWER OF SNAKES (423)     39  54  1 41.9   4/ 4 CALL ME JIMMY (425)       4  6 0
 5/ 6 LAW OF TWO'S (427)         9  18  4 33.3   5/ 6 LAW OF TWO'S (427)        1  3 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     If you were disturbed from your beauty rest only to have to watch a bunch of 
KATI-TEI brutes like you, you'd be grouchy, too.  Later days, TOWER OF SNAKES, since 
WEIRD STUDENTS took top team from you this turn, you guys are old news.  Of course, 
we're all terribly impressed to see BAKER'S DOZEN win a fight and gain 18 points, 
terribly.  Tsk, tsk, BAKER'S DOZEN beat HOFFA and HOFFA lost 15 points.  You're 
breakin' my heart.  Due to absence, and inability to defend the throne, VENOM DECAY 
has lost the Title of Duelmaster.  Start setting that alarm earlier!  And it's out 
with the old, in with the new, as HOFFA takes the Title and last week's bar tab from 
the old Duelmaster.  Heh, heh.  The Swinging Aardvark, humph!  I've tasted better ale 
at mortuaries.  Where do they get this stuff?  From KATI-TEI's trash dumps?   
     My mother always told me, 'If you don't have anything nice to say, start 
talking.' I loved that woman.  KATI-TEI, I am losing what little hope I had in you.  
LAZY SUNDAY the most avoided team?  What insult will suffice, I cannot say.  And who 
led the way in this mass act of cowardice?  Let's see, well, whatcha know?  It was 
CALL ME JIMMY.  Ha ha ha ha!  MATTHEW PERRY was challenged more times this turn than 
the Duelmaster.  Now was the DM insulted or feared?  Heh, heh.  SLITHER was 
challenged by one of CALL ME JIMMY's warriors this turn, with HOFFA having a lead of 
16 points going into the fight.  Question now is, will KATI-TEI accept this sort of 
tacky behavior?  HOFFA beating SLITHER.  The insult, the....yech!   
     Ah, now we come to my favorite part, where we see all the guys who are dead and 
gone, and get to see if their team cared.  Consider KANDIA gone, and UNHALLOWED 
unfeeling, letting the bloodfeud for hers death go unrevenged.  Not that I'll be 
buying the drinks, but I'll be glad to see LORD BANE and LAW OF TWO'S at The Swinging 
Aardvark tonight celebrating their bloodfeud victory over MATTHEW PERRY.  Honor is 
like a chainmail shirt, it only shines through use.  Certain nameless cowards will 
doubtless rebuke me on this one.   
     I was about to buy a new quill pen the other day, but some fighter took it for 
an epee.  Forgive me for writing with a dagger.  Phlllt!  Just had to do that before 
I leave the fine city of KATI-TEI.  I feel much better now.  Glad to see the back of 
this place-- Snide Clemens  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HOFFA 4799                   10   0  0    95       CALL ME JIMMY (425)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BAKER'S DOZEN 4587            5   2  0    92       LAZY SUNDAY (411)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HOFFA 4768                    8   5  1    70       CALL ME JIMMY (425)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SLITHER 4809                  8   4  1    66       TOWER OF SNAKES (423)
 WHAT'S CRACKIN' 4850          6   1  0    61       LAZY SUNDAY (411)
 LORD BANE 4811                6   6  4    60       LAW OF TWO'S (427)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HOFFA 4766                    7   7  0    46       CALL ME JIMMY (425)
 MATTHEW PERRY 4784            8   8  1    38       LAZY SUNDAY (411)
 CEYLON 4864                   4   0  0    37       TOWER OF SNAKES (423)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 RUTHLESS RANDY 4858           3   0  0    31       WEIRD STUDENTS (432)
-HOFFA 4837                    3   1  0    30       CALL ME JIMMY (425)
 FANTASTIC FOE 4861            3   0  0    29       WEIRD STUDENTS (432)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GOOGLE MAP 4889               1   0  0    18       LAZY SUNDAY (411)
 ORDINARY OSCAR 4860           1   2  0    13       WEIRD STUDENTS (432)
 WEARY WALTER 4859             2   1  1    12       WEIRD STUDENTS (432)
 CONSTRICTOR 4882              2   1  0     9       TOWER OF SNAKES (423)
 PLUMP PATTY 4857              1   2  0     9       WEIRD STUDENTS (432)
 LORD COGNUS 4834              0   2  0     2       LAW OF TWO'S (427)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
LADY ZANNAH 4825        3  3 0 LAW OF TWO'S 427     MATTHEW PERRY 4784    715  JUST REVENGED
SUM 41 4885             0  1 0 LAZY SUNDAY 411      BANDIT PRINCE         719  NONE
BASHER 4888             0  1 0 TOWER OF SNAKES 423  DARK CHAMPION         719  NONE

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
KANDIA 4759             3  1 0 UNHALLOWED 424       LORD BANE 4811        715  NOT REVENGED

                                     PERSONAL ADS

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

BASHER was dealt death by DARK CHAMPION in a 2 minute Dark Arena fight.
SUM 41 was butchered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena duel.
LORD BANE handily defeated MATTHEW PERRY in a 1 minute one-sided Bloodfeud match.
HOFFA vanquished SLITHER in a 3 minute mismatched Challenge Title brawl.
HOFFA was overpowered by BAKER'S DOZEN in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
WHAT'S CRACKIN' bested HOFFA in a action packed 3 minute gory brawl.
CEYLON devastated ORDINARY OSCAR in a 1 minute mismatched match.
FANTASTIC FOE handily defeated POLITE BEGGAR in a 1 minute uneven fight.
PLUMP PATTY was vanquished by GOOGLE MAP in a 1 minute gruesome uneven duel.
RUTHLESS RANDY overpowered CONSTRICTOR in a 1 minute uneven duel.
WEARY WALTER defeated LORD COGNUS in a 1 minute novice's fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                  7         BASHING ATTACK    16 -   9 -  2      64  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   5         AIMED BLOW        37 -  24 -  2      61  |
|AIMED BLOW                       5         LUNGING ATTACK    11 -  11 -  1      50  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   1         STRIKING ATTACK   18 -  22 -  1      45  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         TOTAL PARRY        4 -   5 -  0      44  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         WALL OF STEEL      8 -  19 -  0      30  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         SLASHING ATTACK    3 -  12 -  2      20  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   5 -  0       0  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 719 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  0     AIMED BLOW         2 -  3         3  AIMED BLOW     
BASHING ATTACK     4 -  1     STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  5         3  STRIKING ATTACK
                              PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         3  BASHING ATTACK 
                              PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         1  LUNGING ATTACK 
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         1  TOTAL PARRY    
                              SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  1     
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  0     
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       HOFFA 4799                 10   0  0   95 CALL ME JIMMY (425)
STRIKING ATTACK  BAKER'S DOZEN 4587          5   2  0   92 LAZY SUNDAY (411)
BASHING ATTACK   WHAT'S CRACKIN' 4850        6   1  0   61 LAZY SUNDAY (411)
LUNGING ATTACK   CEYLON 4864                 4   0  0   37 TOWER OF SNAKES (423)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is MATTHEW PERRY 4784.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was WHAT'S CRACKIN' 4850.  The ten other most popular fighters were BASHER 4888, 
HOFFA 4799, BAKER'S DOZEN 4587, HOFFA 4766, CEYLON 4864, GOOGLE MAP 4889, RUTHLESS 
RANDY 4858, WEARY WALTER 4859, LORD BANE 4811, and MATTHEW PERRY 4784.

The least popular fighter this week was CONSTRICTOR 4882.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were PLUMP PATTY 4857, ORDINARY OSCAR 4860, HOFFA 4768, SLITHER 
4809, SUM 41 4885, LORD COGNUS 4834, FANTASTIC FOE 4861, MATTHEW PERRY 4784, LORD 
BANE 4811, and WEARY WALTER 4859.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

VENOM DECAY (41-4758) TOWER OF SNAKES (423)

                             * * * * *   MEMO  * * * * *

From:       The Office of Accurate Census Reporting, Gladiatorial Commission
To:         All Managers

In the interest of preserving our natural resources and preventing managerial writer's 
cramp, the census form has been eliminated, effective immediately.  Managers may 
register their warriors' races and/or favorite sayings by simply writing them on a 
separate piece of paper and submitting them to the Commission.  Each warrior may have 
up to 15 favorite sayings.  Each saying must be categorized Jeer, Gloat, Boredom, Ouch, 
Victory and may be up to 70 characters long.  For any questions, please contact the 
Gladiatorial Commission.