DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 09/01/2015    Duedate: 09/14/2015

KATI-TEI ARENA

DM-41    TURN-726

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

CEYLON
TOWER OF SNAKES (423)
(41-4864) [9-1-0,88]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

CEYLON                         MEPHISTO PESTO
TOWER OF SNAKES (423)          HELL'S KITCHEN (435)
(41-4864) [9-1-0,88]           (41-4905) [2-0-0,20]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

BAKER'S DOZEN                  BAKER'S DOZEN
LAZY SUNDAY (411)              LAZY SUNDAY (411)
(41-4587) [7-3-1,81]           (41-4587) [7-3-1,81]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

OLD SCHOOL (368)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. TOWER OF SNAKES (423)       45
2. OLD SCHOOL (368)            35      LAZY SUNDAY (411)
3. LAW OF TWO'S (427)          23      Unchartered Team
4. HELL'S KITCHEN (435)        13
5. I C DRUNK PEOPLE (352)       0      HELL'S KITCHEN (435)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1*HELL'S KITCHEN (435)       5   3  0 62.5   1/ 2 OLD SCHOOL (368)         11  4 3
 2/ 2 LAZY SUNDAY (411)        130  96  8 57.5   2/ 3*HELL'S KITCHEN (435)      5  3 0
 3- 3 CALL ME JIMMY (425)       40  34  3 54.1   3/ 1 LAZY SUNDAY (411)         5  5 2
 4/ 4 OLD SCHOOL (368)         104  90  6 53.6   4/ 7 TOWER OF SNAKES (423)     3 10 0
 5- 5 I C DRUNK PEOPLE (352)    25  27  1 48.1   5- 4 I C DRUNK PEOPLE (352)    1  0 0
 6/ 6 TOWER OF SNAKES (423)     45  71  1 38.8   6/ 5 LAW OF TWO'S (427)        1  3 0
 7/ 7 LAW OF TWO'S (427)        14  25  4 35.9   7- 6 CALL ME JIMMY (425)       0  4 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     It is I, Novgorodny Vir, Spymaster of Spymasters.  Look on my work, ye mighty, 
and despair!  LAZY SUNDAY?  Who?  OLD SCHOOL is the top team these days, buddies!  
What's a move up by 3 you ask?  (alright, maybe you didn't ask)  Cause for 
celebration, according to TOWER OF SNAKES.  Good things come to those who fight well, 
as OLD SCHOOL can attest, moving up by 1.  OLD SCHOOL had cause to celebrate, after 
SPASTIC FITZ got 19 points by beating RUTHLESS JAYWALKER.  Win some, lose some.  
Speaking of which, KUNG-FU MASTER was winsome, after beating BAKER'S DOZEN and seeing 
him lose 51 points.  Now I can't insult CEYLON, as she has gloriously dueled to the 
top.  Oh great new Duelmaster!!!  (Stop me if I lay it on too thick) So who's the 
team that's been walking into taverns last week and ordering milk?  Sounds like a PR 
stunt to me.   
     And how sociable are KATI-TEI's warriors?  Come, let us see.  Like a horde of 
jackals fleeing from the lion, so did the "warriors" in KATI-TEI avoid LAZY SUNDAY.  
The warriors of LAZY SUNDAY found their efforts at combat frustrated as OLD SCHOOL 
apparently had more important things to do than fight.   
     The moving sword slashes, and having slashed, moves on...  Citizens of KATI-TEI, 
be sure to settle your debts with MATTHEW PERRY of LAZY SUNDAY.  He's relocating to 
the Dark Arena and has other things on his mind!  Ask not for whom the sword slashes; 
it slashes for thee.   
     Do not think spyreporting in KATI-TEI is the highlight of my life.  As if 
buffeted by forces of nature beyond my control, I must take my leave of this place.  
Can anything compare to the pleasure of writing Spyreports for KATI-TEI?  On that 
giddy note I take my leave-- Novgorodny Vir  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CEYLON 4864                   9   1  0    88       TOWER OF SNAKES (423)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-HOFFA 4768                   11   6  1    95       CALL ME JIMMY (425)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BAKER'S DOZEN 4587            7   3  1    81       LAZY SUNDAY (411)
 LORD BANE 4811                9   9  4    78       LAW OF TWO'S (427)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 WHAT'S CRACKIN' 4850         10   4  0    65       LAZY SUNDAY (411)
 CUDDLY KAHLUA 4139           15  13  0    64       OLD SCHOOL (368)
 WARRIOR PIZZA 4191            8   4  1    64       OLD SCHOOL (368)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-BEER WHISPERER 4632           3   0  1    53       I C DRUNK PEOPLE (352)
 SPASTIC FITZ 4189             6   2  0    51       OLD SCHOOL (368)
 RUNNIK 4736                   4   0  2    49       OLD SCHOOL (368)
-HOFFA 4766                    8  10  0    47       CALL ME JIMMY (425)
 RALPH? 4638                   3   0  1    40       OLD SCHOOL (368)
 GOOGLE MAP 4889               3   1  0    40       LAZY SUNDAY (411)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-HOFFA 4837                    3   2  0    24       CALL ME JIMMY (425)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-SANTA? 4537                   3   1  0    23       I C DRUNK PEOPLE (352)
 MEPHISTO PESTO 4905           2   0  0    20       HELL'S KITCHEN (435)
 BRIMSTONE BURGER 4904         2   0  0    16       HELL'S KITCHEN (435)
 MOCCASIN 4916                 1   0  0    12       TOWER OF SNAKES (423)
 LORD VECTIVUS 4835            0   1  0     5       LAW OF TWO'S (427)
 ROSEMARY'S BABYBACKS 4906     1   1  0     4       HELL'S KITCHEN (435)
 PUFF ADDER 4909               0   2  0     2       TOWER OF SNAKES (423)
-HOFFA 4884                    0   1  0     1       CALL ME JIMMY (425)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
AMBITIOUS GUARD         0  0 0                      RUNNIK 4736           726  NONE
HOFFA 4799             11  1 0 CALL ME JIMMY 425    BAKER'S DOZEN 4587    724   
GARBAGE 4913            0  1 0 HELL'S KITCHEN 435   DARK CHAMPION         726  NONE
LORD COGNUS 4834        2  5 0 LAW OF TWO'S 427     RUNNIK 4736           725   

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
DA1 4895                1  1 0 LAZY SUNDAY 411      BLACK ORC             726  NONE
MATTHEW PERRY 4784     12 11 2 LAZY SUNDAY 411      BANDIT PRINCE         726  NONE
BASHER 4915             0  1 0 TOWER OF SNAKES 423  BLACK ORC             726  NONE
TOTAL PARRY 4914        0  1 0 TOWER OF SNAKES 423  MOUNTAIN TROLL        726  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

MATTHEW PERRY was butchered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
DA1 was butchered by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena duel.
BASHER was put to death by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
GARBAGE was slain by DARK CHAMPION in a 2 minute Dark Arena duel.
TOTAL PARRY was butchered by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 2 minute gory Dark Arena contest.
WHAT'S CRACKIN' was overpowered by CEYLON in a 1 minute mismatched Title match.
BAKER'S DOZEN was bested by KUNG-FU MASTER in a 2 minute one-sided duel.
WARRIOR PIZZA was bested by LORD BANE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute master's match.
CUDDLY KAHLUA defeated GOOGLE MAP in a 2 minute uneven melee.
RUNNIK slaughtered AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 1 minute gory uneven duel.
RALPH? viciously subdued VISITING ORC in a 3 minute gory duel.
SPASTIC FITZ overpowered RUTHLESS JAYWALKER in a 1 minute uneven match.
BRIMSTONE BURGER outlasted LORD VECTIVUS in a tiresome 8 minute novice's fight.
MEPHISTO PESTO devastated PUFF ADDER in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
ROSEMARY'S BABYBACKS was narrowly defeated by MOCCASIN in a 2 minute amateur's match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|PARRY-LUNGE                      4         PARRY-LUNGE        5 -   2 -  1      71  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      4         LUNGING ATTACK    12 -   5 -  2      71  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  4         SLASHING ATTACK    8 -   4 -  0      67  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   4         BASHING ATTACK    20 -  17 -  0      54  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   2         STRIKING ATTACK   26 -  25 -  2      51  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         AIMED BLOW        13 -  17 -  1      43  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         WALL OF STEEL      3 -   4 -  0      43  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         TOTAL PARRY        4 -   6 -  0      40  |
|AIMED BLOW                       0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   2 -  0       0  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 726 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  3         4  STRIKING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  0     BASHING ATTACK     1 -  3         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-LUNGE        2 -  2     AIMED BLOW         0 -  0         2  BASHING ATTACK 
TOTAL PARRY        2 -  2     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         1  TOTAL PARRY    
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         1  WALL OF STEEL  
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  1         1  AIMED BLOW     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   CEYLON 4864                 9   1  0   88 TOWER OF SNAKES (423)
STRIKING ATTACK  BAKER'S DOZEN 4587          7   3  1   81 LAZY SUNDAY (411)
BASHING ATTACK   WHAT'S CRACKIN' 4850       10   4  0   65 LAZY SUNDAY (411)
TOTAL PARRY      CUDDLY KAHLUA 4139         15  13  0   64 OLD SCHOOL (368)
WALL OF STEEL    WARRIOR PIZZA 4191          8   4  1   64 OLD SCHOOL (368)
PARRY-LUNGE      RALPH? 4638                 3   0  1   40 OLD SCHOOL (368)

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is BAKER'S DOZEN 4587.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was BAKER'S DOZEN 4587.  The ten other most popular fighters were RALPH? 4638, 
MOCCASIN 4916, CEYLON 4864, LORD BANE 4811, ROSEMARY'S BABYBACKS 4906, GARBAGE 4913, 
CUDDLY KAHLUA 4139, GOOGLE MAP 4889, RUNNIK 4736, and SPASTIC FITZ 4189.

The least popular fighter this week was BRIMSTONE BURGER 4904.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were PUFF ADDER 4909, LORD VECTIVUS 4835, WHAT'S CRACKIN' 4850, 
TOTAL PARRY 4914, DA1 4895, WARRIOR PIZZA 4191, BASHER 4915, MATTHEW PERRY 4784, 
MEPHISTO PESTO 4905, and SPASTIC FITZ 4189.