DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 09/01/2015 Duedate: 09/14/2015
KATI-TEI ARENA
DM-41 TURN-726
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
CEYLON
TOWER OF SNAKES (423)
(41-4864) [9-1-0,88]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
CEYLON MEPHISTO PESTO
TOWER OF SNAKES (423) HELL'S KITCHEN (435)
(41-4864) [9-1-0,88] (41-4905) [2-0-0,20]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
BAKER'S DOZEN BAKER'S DOZEN
LAZY SUNDAY (411) LAZY SUNDAY (411)
(41-4587) [7-3-1,81] (41-4587) [7-3-1,81]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
OLD SCHOOL (368)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. TOWER OF SNAKES (423) 45
2. OLD SCHOOL (368) 35 LAZY SUNDAY (411)
3. LAW OF TWO'S (427) 23 Unchartered Team
4. HELL'S KITCHEN (435) 13
5. I C DRUNK PEOPLE (352) 0 HELL'S KITCHEN (435)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1*HELL'S KITCHEN (435) 5 3 0 62.5 1/ 2 OLD SCHOOL (368) 11 4 3
2/ 2 LAZY SUNDAY (411) 130 96 8 57.5 2/ 3*HELL'S KITCHEN (435) 5 3 0
3- 3 CALL ME JIMMY (425) 40 34 3 54.1 3/ 1 LAZY SUNDAY (411) 5 5 2
4/ 4 OLD SCHOOL (368) 104 90 6 53.6 4/ 7 TOWER OF SNAKES (423) 3 10 0
5- 5 I C DRUNK PEOPLE (352) 25 27 1 48.1 5- 4 I C DRUNK PEOPLE (352) 1 0 0
6/ 6 TOWER OF SNAKES (423) 45 71 1 38.8 6/ 5 LAW OF TWO'S (427) 1 3 0
7/ 7 LAW OF TWO'S (427) 14 25 4 35.9 7- 6 CALL ME JIMMY (425) 0 4 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
It is I, Novgorodny Vir, Spymaster of Spymasters. Look on my work, ye mighty,
and despair! LAZY SUNDAY? Who? OLD SCHOOL is the top team these days, buddies!
What's a move up by 3 you ask? (alright, maybe you didn't ask) Cause for
celebration, according to TOWER OF SNAKES. Good things come to those who fight well,
as OLD SCHOOL can attest, moving up by 1. OLD SCHOOL had cause to celebrate, after
SPASTIC FITZ got 19 points by beating RUTHLESS JAYWALKER. Win some, lose some.
Speaking of which, KUNG-FU MASTER was winsome, after beating BAKER'S DOZEN and seeing
him lose 51 points. Now I can't insult CEYLON, as she has gloriously dueled to the
top. Oh great new Duelmaster!!! (Stop me if I lay it on too thick) So who's the
team that's been walking into taverns last week and ordering milk? Sounds like a PR
stunt to me.
And how sociable are KATI-TEI's warriors? Come, let us see. Like a horde of
jackals fleeing from the lion, so did the "warriors" in KATI-TEI avoid LAZY SUNDAY.
The warriors of LAZY SUNDAY found their efforts at combat frustrated as OLD SCHOOL
apparently had more important things to do than fight.
The moving sword slashes, and having slashed, moves on... Citizens of KATI-TEI,
be sure to settle your debts with MATTHEW PERRY of LAZY SUNDAY. He's relocating to
the Dark Arena and has other things on his mind! Ask not for whom the sword slashes;
it slashes for thee.
Do not think spyreporting in KATI-TEI is the highlight of my life. As if
buffeted by forces of nature beyond my control, I must take my leave of this place.
Can anything compare to the pleasure of writing Spyreports for KATI-TEI? On that
giddy note I take my leave-- Novgorodny Vir
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CEYLON 4864 9 1 0 88 TOWER OF SNAKES (423)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-HOFFA 4768 11 6 1 95 CALL ME JIMMY (425)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BAKER'S DOZEN 4587 7 3 1 81 LAZY SUNDAY (411)
LORD BANE 4811 9 9 4 78 LAW OF TWO'S (427)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
WHAT'S CRACKIN' 4850 10 4 0 65 LAZY SUNDAY (411)
CUDDLY KAHLUA 4139 15 13 0 64 OLD SCHOOL (368)
WARRIOR PIZZA 4191 8 4 1 64 OLD SCHOOL (368)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-BEER WHISPERER 4632 3 0 1 53 I C DRUNK PEOPLE (352)
SPASTIC FITZ 4189 6 2 0 51 OLD SCHOOL (368)
RUNNIK 4736 4 0 2 49 OLD SCHOOL (368)
-HOFFA 4766 8 10 0 47 CALL ME JIMMY (425)
RALPH? 4638 3 0 1 40 OLD SCHOOL (368)
GOOGLE MAP 4889 3 1 0 40 LAZY SUNDAY (411)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-HOFFA 4837 3 2 0 24 CALL ME JIMMY (425)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-SANTA? 4537 3 1 0 23 I C DRUNK PEOPLE (352)
MEPHISTO PESTO 4905 2 0 0 20 HELL'S KITCHEN (435)
BRIMSTONE BURGER 4904 2 0 0 16 HELL'S KITCHEN (435)
MOCCASIN 4916 1 0 0 12 TOWER OF SNAKES (423)
LORD VECTIVUS 4835 0 1 0 5 LAW OF TWO'S (427)
ROSEMARY'S BABYBACKS 4906 1 1 0 4 HELL'S KITCHEN (435)
PUFF ADDER 4909 0 2 0 2 TOWER OF SNAKES (423)
-HOFFA 4884 0 1 0 1 CALL ME JIMMY (425)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
AMBITIOUS GUARD 0 0 0 RUNNIK 4736 726 NONE
HOFFA 4799 11 1 0 CALL ME JIMMY 425 BAKER'S DOZEN 4587 724
GARBAGE 4913 0 1 0 HELL'S KITCHEN 435 DARK CHAMPION 726 NONE
LORD COGNUS 4834 2 5 0 LAW OF TWO'S 427 RUNNIK 4736 725
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
DA1 4895 1 1 0 LAZY SUNDAY 411 BLACK ORC 726 NONE
MATTHEW PERRY 4784 12 11 2 LAZY SUNDAY 411 BANDIT PRINCE 726 NONE
BASHER 4915 0 1 0 TOWER OF SNAKES 423 BLACK ORC 726 NONE
TOTAL PARRY 4914 0 1 0 TOWER OF SNAKES 423 MOUNTAIN TROLL 726 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
MATTHEW PERRY was butchered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
DA1 was butchered by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena duel.
BASHER was put to death by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
GARBAGE was slain by DARK CHAMPION in a 2 minute Dark Arena duel.
TOTAL PARRY was butchered by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 2 minute gory Dark Arena contest.
WHAT'S CRACKIN' was overpowered by CEYLON in a 1 minute mismatched Title match.
BAKER'S DOZEN was bested by KUNG-FU MASTER in a 2 minute one-sided duel.
WARRIOR PIZZA was bested by LORD BANE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute master's match.
CUDDLY KAHLUA defeated GOOGLE MAP in a 2 minute uneven melee.
RUNNIK slaughtered AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 1 minute gory uneven duel.
RALPH? viciously subdued VISITING ORC in a 3 minute gory duel.
SPASTIC FITZ overpowered RUTHLESS JAYWALKER in a 1 minute uneven match.
BRIMSTONE BURGER outlasted LORD VECTIVUS in a tiresome 8 minute novice's fight.
MEPHISTO PESTO devastated PUFF ADDER in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
ROSEMARY'S BABYBACKS was narrowly defeated by MOCCASIN in a 2 minute amateur's match.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|PARRY-LUNGE 4 PARRY-LUNGE 5 - 2 - 1 71 |
|TOTAL PARRY 4 LUNGING ATTACK 12 - 5 - 2 71 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 4 SLASHING ATTACK 8 - 4 - 0 67 |
|BASHING ATTACK 4 BASHING ATTACK 20 - 17 - 0 54 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 2 STRIKING ATTACK 26 - 25 - 2 51 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 AIMED BLOW 13 - 17 - 1 43 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 WALL OF STEEL 3 - 4 - 0 43 |
|WALL OF STEEL 1 TOTAL PARRY 4 - 6 - 0 40 |
|AIMED BLOW 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 2 - 0 0 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 726 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 0 STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 3 4 STRIKING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 BASHING ATTACK 1 - 3 2 LUNGING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 2 AIMED BLOW 0 - 0 2 BASHING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 2 - 2 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 1 TOTAL PARRY
PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 1 WALL OF STEEL
WALL OF STEEL 0 - 1 1 AIMED BLOW
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK CEYLON 4864 9 1 0 88 TOWER OF SNAKES (423)
STRIKING ATTACK BAKER'S DOZEN 4587 7 3 1 81 LAZY SUNDAY (411)
BASHING ATTACK WHAT'S CRACKIN' 4850 10 4 0 65 LAZY SUNDAY (411)
TOTAL PARRY CUDDLY KAHLUA 4139 15 13 0 64 OLD SCHOOL (368)
WALL OF STEEL WARRIOR PIZZA 4191 8 4 1 64 OLD SCHOOL (368)
PARRY-LUNGE RALPH? 4638 3 0 1 40 OLD SCHOOL (368)
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is BAKER'S DOZEN 4587. The most popular warrior this
turn was BAKER'S DOZEN 4587. The ten other most popular fighters were RALPH? 4638,
MOCCASIN 4916, CEYLON 4864, LORD BANE 4811, ROSEMARY'S BABYBACKS 4906, GARBAGE 4913,
CUDDLY KAHLUA 4139, GOOGLE MAP 4889, RUNNIK 4736, and SPASTIC FITZ 4189.
The least popular fighter this week was BRIMSTONE BURGER 4904. The other ten least
popular fighters were PUFF ADDER 4909, LORD VECTIVUS 4835, WHAT'S CRACKIN' 4850,
TOTAL PARRY 4914, DA1 4895, WARRIOR PIZZA 4191, BASHER 4915, MATTHEW PERRY 4784,
MEPHISTO PESTO 4905, and SPASTIC FITZ 4189.