DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 09/15/2015    Duedate: 09/28/2015

KATI-TEI ARENA

DM-41    TURN-727

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

CEYLON
TOWER OF SNAKES (423)
(41-4864) [10-1-1,108]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

CEYLON                         BRIMSTONE BURGER
TOWER OF SNAKES (423)          HELL'S KITCHEN (435)
(41-4864) [10-1-1,108]         (41-4904) [3-0-0,18]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

CEYLON                         MEPHISTO PESTO
TOWER OF SNAKES (423)          HELL'S KITCHEN (435)
(41-4864) [10-1-1,108]         (41-4905) [2-1-0,13]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

OLD SCHOOL (368)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. TOWER OF SNAKES (423)       41
2. OLD SCHOOL (368)            32      LAZY SUNDAY (411)
3. HELL'S KITCHEN (435)        15      Unchartered Team
4. LAZY SUNDAY (411)            7
5. LAW OF TWO'S (427)           1      HELL'S KITCHEN (435)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1*HELL'S KITCHEN (435)       8   4  0 66.7   1/ 1 OLD SCHOOL (368)         11  4 3
 2/ 2 LAZY SUNDAY (411)        131  96  8 57.7   2/ 2*HELL'S KITCHEN (435)      8  4 0
 3/ 4 OLD SCHOOL (368)         108  91  6 54.3   3/ 4 TOWER OF SNAKES (423)     4 10 1
 4- 5 I C DRUNK PEOPLE (352)    25  27  1 48.1   4/ 3 LAZY SUNDAY (411)         3  5 0
 5/ 6 TOWER OF SNAKES (423)     47  74  2 38.8   5- 5 I C DRUNK PEOPLE (352)    1  0 0
 6/ 7 LAW OF TWO'S (427)        14  27  4 34.1   6/ 6 LAW OF TWO'S (427)        1  5 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     I was going on vacation, see?  Surf, sun...  But what do those bums say?  "Hit 
the road, Debby Tonte.  KATI-TEI needs a spyreport."  Oh, well.  One team deserves 
special mention 'cause they moved up 0 after going 3-1-0.  Keep it up, HELL'S 
KITCHEN!  MVP award for ONION SUFFERINGS?  HELL'S KITCHEN's proud of him after 
beating TRUSTWORTHY SCRIBE and getting 15 points.  Talk about yer major upsets!  
MEPHISTO PESTO's match with MOCCASIN cost him a loss of 7 points!  Don't you think 
the Duelmaster is being unfair?  I think CEYLON should let LORD BANE be Duelmaster 
for a while, without fighting about it.  I hear the top team insists all their 
warriors get nine hours sleep.  They want photogenic fighters for PR photos.   
     AAARRGH!!!  I HATE SPYREPORTING!!!  Sorry.  I just had to say it.  TOWER OF 
SNAKES was KATI-TEI's most avoided team.  Is there some award for that?  Is there 
some deep dark secret why HELL'S KITCHEN's been avoiding TOWER OF SNAKES so much?  Or 
is it just that they're too scared?   
     What does a fighter fight for?  I mean, the crowds don't give a hoot if someone 
gets killed.  Not after four more fights.  What a bummer!  LORD BANE got wasted by 
CEYLON!  But with a 9-10-4, I guess LAW OF TWO'S aren't too bummed.  Enough already!  
All I've heard lately is "Will CALL ME JIMMY Bloodfeud BAKER'S DOZEN of LAZY SUNDAY 
to revenge HOFFA's death?"  I mean, who cares?  Hey you guys, don't you think your 
families would like to hear from you?  Write!  (Or have someone write for you.)  
     I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid.  Who would've guessed I'd be 
a famous Spyreporter?  I'm getting tired of writing this stuff, so I'm calling it 
quits.  I had a fun time, see you later-- Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CEYLON 4864                  10   1  1   108       TOWER OF SNAKES (423)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-BAKER'S DOZEN 4587            7   3  1    81       LAZY SUNDAY (411)
 WHAT'S CRACKIN' 4850         11   4  0    72       LAZY SUNDAY (411)
 WARRIOR PIZZA 4191            9   4  1    69       OLD SCHOOL (368)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CUDDLY KAHLUA 4139           15  14  0    65       OLD SCHOOL (368)
 SPASTIC FITZ 4189             7   2  0    62       OLD SCHOOL (368)
 RUNNIK 4736                   5   0  2    58       OLD SCHOOL (368)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-BEER WHISPERER 4632           3   0  1    53       I C DRUNK PEOPLE (352)
 RALPH? 4638                   4   0  1    46       OLD SCHOOL (368)
-GOOGLE MAP 4889               3   1  0    40       LAZY SUNDAY (411)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-SANTA? 4537                   3   1  0    23       I C DRUNK PEOPLE (352)
 MOCCASIN 4916                 2   0  0    23       TOWER OF SNAKES (423)
 BRIMSTONE BURGER 4904         3   0  0    18       HELL'S KITCHEN (435)
 ONION SUFFERINGS 4924         1   0  0    15       HELL'S KITCHEN (435)
 MEPHISTO PESTO 4905           2   1  0    13       HELL'S KITCHEN (435)
 ROSEMARY'S BABYBACKS 4906     2   1  0     9       HELL'S KITCHEN (435)
 LORD VECTIVUS 4835            0   2  0     6       LAW OF TWO'S (427)
 BLACK RACER 4917              0   1  0     1       TOWER OF SNAKES (423)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
HOFFA 4799             11  1 0 CALL ME JIMMY 425    BAKER'S DOZEN 4587    724   
LORD BANE 4811          9 10 4 LAW OF TWO'S 427     CEYLON 4864           727   
LORD COGNUS 4834        2  5 0 LAW OF TWO'S 427     RUNNIK 4736           725   
BASHER 4918             0  1 0 TOWER OF SNAKES 423  WURM KIN              727  NONE
PUFF ADDER 4909         0  3 0 TOWER OF SNAKES 423  MOUNTAIN TROLL        727  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

PUFF ADDER was barely slain by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
BASHER was murdered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute Dark Arena melee.
CEYLON savagely slew LORD BANE in a action packed 1 minute bloody Title fight.
WHAT'S CRACKIN' viciously subdued CUDDLY KAHLUA in a 2 minute gory fight.
WARRIOR PIZZA demolished THE HONEST MERCHANT in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
RUNNIK overpowered AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 1 minute bloody one-sided struggle.
SPASTIC FITZ handily defeated RUTHLESS JAYWALKER in a 1 minute uneven fight.
RALPH? slimly won victory over AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 2 minute gruesome duel.
LORD VECTIVUS lost to BRIMSTONE BURGER in a 3 minute beginner's fight.
MEPHISTO PESTO was unbelievably bested by MOCCASIN in a 3 minute novice's fight.
ROSEMARY'S BABYBACKS overcame BLACK RACER in a 1 minute novice's bout.
ONION SUFFERINGS subdued TRUSTWORTHY SCRIBE in a 1 minute amateur's match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|BASHING ATTACK                   4         PARRY-LUNGE        8 -   2 -  1      80  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      3         LUNGING ATTACK    14 -   4 -  3      78  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   3         SLASHING ATTACK    8 -   3 -  0      73  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         STRIKING ATTACK   24 -  23 -  2      51  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     2         WALL OF STEEL      4 -   4 -  0      50  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         BASHING ATTACK    18 -  20 -  0      47  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         TOTAL PARRY        5 -   6 -  0      45  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         AIMED BLOW         9 -  16 -  0      36  |
|AIMED BLOW                       0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   4 -  0       0  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 727 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        3 -  0     BASHING ATTACK     1 -  3         4  STRIKING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK     3 -  0     AIMED BLOW         0 -  0         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  2         1  BASHING ATTACK 
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         1  WALL OF STEEL  
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  1     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  1         1  TOTAL PARRY    
                                                                1  PARRY-LUNGE    
                                                                1  SLASHING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   CEYLON 4864                10   1  1  108 TOWER OF SNAKES (423)
BASHING ATTACK   WHAT'S CRACKIN' 4850       11   4  0   72 LAZY SUNDAY (411)
WALL OF STEEL    WARRIOR PIZZA 4191          9   4  1   69 OLD SCHOOL (368)
TOTAL PARRY      CUDDLY KAHLUA 4139         15  14  0   65 OLD SCHOOL (368)
STRIKING ATTACK  SPASTIC FITZ 4189           7   2  0   62 OLD SCHOOL (368)
PARRY-LUNGE      RALPH? 4638                 4   0  1   46 OLD SCHOOL (368)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is CEYLON 4864.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
MEPHISTO PESTO 4905.  The ten other most popular fighters were CEYLON 4864, WHAT'S 
CRACKIN' 4850, RALPH? 4638, LORD VECTIVUS 4835, MOCCASIN 4916, PUFF ADDER 4909, 
RUNNIK 4736, SPASTIC FITZ 4189, ROSEMARY'S BABYBACKS 4906, and CUDDLY KAHLUA 4139.

The least popular fighter this week was BLACK RACER 4917.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were LORD BANE 4811, BASHER 4918, BRIMSTONE BURGER 4904, ONION 
SUFFERINGS 4924, WARRIOR PIZZA 4191, CUDDLY KAHLUA 4139, ROSEMARY'S BABYBACKS 4906, 
SPASTIC FITZ 4189, RUNNIK 4736, and PUFF ADDER 4909.

                        WINTER FACE-TO-FACE IN SUNNY ARIZONA!

Our next winter FTF will be held in Tempe, Arizona, January 15-17, 2016.  It will be 
held at the Embassy Suites Hotel in Tempe, Arizona (480-897-7444), the same hotel as 
last year by popular request.  Room rates are $149.00 per night, 1-2 occupancy, which 
includes full cooked breakfast, complimentary manager's reception, free airport 
shuttle, free parking and free high speed internet.  There's a fitness center, 
jacuzzi, and pool.  The rooms are blocked--code RSI.  

Please make your reservations now if you plan to go.  
Online registration site:  http://tinyurl.com/FF56-Tempe  
This is prime season for Phoenix and the hotel tends to fill up quickly.  

Look for the tournament info sheet and minioverviews some time in December.  We hope 
you're all looking forward to it and that we will see you there!