DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 10/27/2015 Duedate: 11/09/2015
KATI-TEI ARENA
DM-41 TURN-730
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
WARRIOR PIZZA
OLD SCHOOL (368)
(41-4191) [11-4-1,109]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
WARRIOR PIZZA POSITION IS EMPTY
OLD SCHOOL (368)
(41-4191) [11-4-1,109]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
CEYLON RUNNIK
TOWER OF SNAKES (423) OLD SCHOOL (368)
(41-4864) [12-2-1,92] (41-4736) [6-1-2,66]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
ADVENTURE TIME 3 (390)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. TOWER OF SNAKES (423) 17
2. LAW OF TWO'S (427) 11 ADVENTURE TIME 3 (390)
3. OLD SCHOOL (368) 7 Unchartered Team
4. ADVENTURE TIME 3 (390) 4
5. HELL'S KITCHEN (435) 0 TUNDRA (204)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1- 1*HELL'S KITCHEN (435) 11 5 0 68.8 1/ 3 ADVENTURE TIME 3 (390) 5 1 0
2/ 2 ADVENTURE TIME 3 (390) 28 17 1 62.2 2/ 1 OLD SCHOOL (368) 4 6 0
3- 3 LAZY SUNDAY (411) 131 98 8 57.2 3/ 4 TOWER OF SNAKES (423) 4 9 0
4/ 4 OLD SCHOOL (368) 112 97 6 53.6 4- 2*HELL'S KITCHEN (435) 3 1 0
5/ 5 TOWER OF SNAKES (423) 51 83 2 38.1 5/ 6 LAW OF TWO'S (427) 2 6 1
6/ 6 LAW OF TWO'S (427) 16 33 5 32.7 6- 5 LAZY SUNDAY (411) 0 2 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
It is I, Novgorodny Vir, Spymaster of Spymasters. Look on my work, ye mighty,
and despair! The boys at OLD SCHOOL left the arena dejected, after being kicked out
of the top spot by ADVENTURE TIME 3. Good show! Practice pays for JAMES BAXTER, who
pummelled RALPH?, to pocket 10 points. Win some, lose some. Speaking of which,
JAMES BAXTER was winsome, after beating RALPH? and seeing him lose 5 points. WARRIOR
PIZZA successfully staved off a grab for the roses by N.E.P.T.R. of ADVENTURE TIME 3.
Does KATI-TEI have no one talented enough to dethrone him? Word has it one team in
KATI-TEI is using psychics to predict wins. They lead a charmed life!
And how sociable are KATI-TEI's warriors? Come, let us see. To quell some
nasty rumors, the guys in OLD SCHOOL are not carrying any incurable diseases. No
need to avoid 'em. Like a pup with its tail between its legs, ADVENTURE TIME 3
scurried away from OLD SCHOOL. Oh, the shame! Is it charming personality?
Conversational abilities? Good oral hygiene? Whatever it is, CUDDLY KAHLUA is the
most challenged warrior.
Is there life after death? Pragmatics (and warriors) know there is death after
life! Like a tattered, worn-out, faded, out-of-fashion garment cast out to rot,
CUDDLY KAHLUA of OLD SCHOOL has been summarily sent to the Dark Arena. Oh hard!
that to strike a flame, the match itself must needs be wasting!
Do not think spyreporting in KATI-TEI is the highlight of my life. My fingers
tire and I fear my incessant prattling may cause unfair judgement upon my impeccable
character. Can anything compare to the pleasure of writing Spyreports for KATI-TEI?
On that giddy note I take my leave-- Novgorodny Vir
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
WARRIOR PIZZA 4191 11 4 1 109 OLD SCHOOL (368)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CEYLON 4864 12 2 1 92 TOWER OF SNAKES (423)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-PEPPERMINT BUTLER 4270 9 4 0 86 ADVENTURE TIME 3 (390)
N.E.P.T.R. 4775 10 4 0 82 ADVENTURE TIME 3 (390)
-BAKER'S DOZEN 4587 7 3 1 81 LAZY SUNDAY (411)
JAMES BAXTER 4772 8 5 0 75 ADVENTURE TIME 3 (390)
-WHAT'S CRACKIN' 4850 11 5 0 72 LAZY SUNDAY (411)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
RUNNIK 4736 6 1 2 66 OLD SCHOOL (368)
SPASTIC FITZ 4189 7 4 0 63 OLD SCHOOL (368)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
RALPH? 4638 5 1 1 44 OLD SCHOOL (368)
-GOOGLE MAP 4889 3 1 0 40 LAZY SUNDAY (411)
MOCCASIN 4916 4 1 0 35 TOWER OF SNAKES (423)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-ONION SUFFERINGS 4924 2 0 0 24 HELL'S KITCHEN (435)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MS. INHALE 4927 2 1 1 23 LAW OF TWO'S (427)
-MEPHISTO PESTO 4905 3 1 0 21 HELL'S KITCHEN (435)
-BRIMSTONE BURGER 4904 4 0 0 20 HELL'S KITCHEN (435)
-FLAME PRINCESS 4796 1 0 1 13 ADVENTURE TIME 3 (390)
-ROSEMARY'S BABYBACKS 4906 2 2 0 10 HELL'S KITCHEN (435)
LORD VECTIVUS 4835 0 5 0 9 LAW OF TWO'S (427)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
TRUSTWORTHY SCRI 0 0 0 MS. INHALE 4927 730 NONE
LORD BANE 4811 9 10 4 LAW OF TWO'S 427 CEYLON 4864 727
CUDDLY KAHLUA 4139 15 16 0 OLD SCHOOL 368 DARK CHAMPION 730 NONE
BASHER 4934 0 1 0 TOWER OF SNAKES 423 WURM KIN 730 NONE
SCUM 4935 0 1 0 TOWER OF SNAKES 423 MOUNTAIN TROLL 730 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
CUDDLY KAHLUA was dealt death by DARK CHAMPION in a 3 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
SCUM was slaughtered by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena battle.
BASHER was murdered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
WARRIOR PIZZA vanquished N.E.P.T.R. in a 2 minute gory mismatched Title brawl.
CEYLON overpowered SPASTIC FITZ in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched match.
RUNNIK lost to KHALHUMS DWARF in a crowd pleasing 4 minute brutal fight.
JAMES BAXTER devastated RALPH? in a 2 minute one-sided competition.
MOCCASIN handily defeated LORD VECTIVUS in a 2 minute uneven melee.
MS. INHALE dispatched TRUSTWORTHY SCRIBE in a 1 minute novice's duel.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|TOTAL PARRY 3 SLASHING ATTACK 6 - 2 - 0 75 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 2 PARRY-LUNGE 11 - 5 - 1 69 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 2 LUNGING ATTACK 14 - 7 - 3 67 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 2 WALL OF STEEL 7 - 4 - 0 64 |
|WALL OF STEEL 2 STRIKING ATTACK 16 - 14 - 2 53 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 1 TOTAL PARRY 9 - 11 - 0 45 |
|BASHING ATTACK 1 BASHING ATTACK 9 - 18 - 0 33 |
|AIMED BLOW 0 AIMED BLOW 2 - 6 - 0 25 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 2 - 10 - 1 17 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 - 0 0 |
Turn 730 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 1 TOTAL PARRY 1 - 2 3 STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 1 AIMED BLOW 0 - 0 2 WALL OF STEEL
LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 2 LUNGING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 1 - 1 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 AIMED BLOW
STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 TOTAL PARRY
BASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 BASHING ATTACK
1 PARRY-LUNGE
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
WALL OF STEEL WARRIOR PIZZA 4191 11 4 1 109 OLD SCHOOL (368)
LUNGING ATTACK CEYLON 4864 12 2 1 92 TOWER OF SNAKES (423)
TOTAL PARRY JAMES BAXTER 4772 8 5 0 75 ADVENTURE TIME 3 (390)
STRIKING ATTACK SPASTIC FITZ 4189 7 4 0 63 OLD SCHOOL (368)
PARRY-LUNGE RALPH? 4638 5 1 1 44 OLD SCHOOL (368)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is CEYLON 4864. The most popular warrior this turn was
RUNNIK 4736. The ten other most popular fighters were WARRIOR PIZZA 4191, CEYLON
4864, JAMES BAXTER 4772, MOCCASIN 4916, N.E.P.T.R. 4775, MS. INHALE 4927, CUDDLY
KAHLUA 4139, SPASTIC FITZ 4189, RALPH? 4638, and SCUM 4935.
The least popular fighter this week was LORD VECTIVUS 4835. The other ten least
popular fighters were BASHER 4934, SCUM 4935, RALPH? 4638, SPASTIC FITZ 4189, CUDDLY
KAHLUA 4139, MS. INHALE 4927, N.E.P.T.R. 4775, MOCCASIN 4916, JAMES BAXTER 4772, and
CEYLON 4864.
CHALLENGES AND AVOIDS
To clarify: You issue Challenges to warriors, but Avoid teams.
To Challenge, write that warrior's name and ID# in the space provided.
To Avoid, write the team's name and Team ID in that space.
Make sure you include the ID!
* * * * * MEMO * * * * *
From: The Office of Accurate Census Reporting, Gladiatorial Commission
To: All Managers
In the interest of preserving our natural resources and preventing managerial writer's
cramp, the census form has been eliminated, effective immediately. Managers may
register their warriors' races and/or favorite sayings by simply writing them on a
separate piece of paper and submitting them to the Commission. Each warrior may have
up to 15 favorite sayings. Each saying must be categorized Jeer, Gloat, Boredom, Ouch,
Victory and may be up to 70 characters long. For any questions, please contact the
Gladiatorial Commission.