DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 10/27/2015    Duedate: 11/09/2015

KATI-TEI ARENA

DM-41    TURN-730

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

WARRIOR PIZZA
OLD SCHOOL (368)
(41-4191) [11-4-1,109]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

WARRIOR PIZZA                  POSITION IS EMPTY
OLD SCHOOL (368)               
(41-4191) [11-4-1,109]         

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

CEYLON                         RUNNIK
TOWER OF SNAKES (423)          OLD SCHOOL (368)
(41-4864) [12-2-1,92]          (41-4736) [6-1-2,66]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

ADVENTURE TIME 3 (390)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. TOWER OF SNAKES (423)       17
2. LAW OF TWO'S (427)          11      ADVENTURE TIME 3 (390)
3. OLD SCHOOL (368)             7      Unchartered Team
4. ADVENTURE TIME 3 (390)       4
5. HELL'S KITCHEN (435)         0      TUNDRA (204)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1*HELL'S KITCHEN (435)      11   5  0 68.8   1/ 3 ADVENTURE TIME 3 (390)    5  1 0
 2/ 2 ADVENTURE TIME 3 (390)    28  17  1 62.2   2/ 1 OLD SCHOOL (368)          4  6 0
 3- 3 LAZY SUNDAY (411)        131  98  8 57.2   3/ 4 TOWER OF SNAKES (423)     4  9 0
 4/ 4 OLD SCHOOL (368)         112  97  6 53.6   4- 2*HELL'S KITCHEN (435)      3  1 0
 5/ 5 TOWER OF SNAKES (423)     51  83  2 38.1   5/ 6 LAW OF TWO'S (427)        2  6 1
 6/ 6 LAW OF TWO'S (427)        16  33  5 32.7   6- 5 LAZY SUNDAY (411)         0  2 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     It is I, Novgorodny Vir, Spymaster of Spymasters.  Look on my work, ye mighty, 
and despair!  The boys at OLD SCHOOL left the arena dejected, after being kicked out 
of the top spot by ADVENTURE TIME 3.  Good show!  Practice pays for JAMES BAXTER, who 
pummelled RALPH?, to pocket 10 points.  Win some, lose some.  Speaking of which, 
JAMES BAXTER was winsome, after beating RALPH? and seeing him lose 5 points.  WARRIOR 
PIZZA successfully staved off a grab for the roses by N.E.P.T.R. of ADVENTURE TIME 3. 
Does KATI-TEI have no one talented enough to dethrone him?  Word has it one team in 
KATI-TEI is using psychics to predict wins.  They lead a charmed life!   
     And how sociable are KATI-TEI's warriors?  Come, let us see.  To quell some 
nasty rumors, the guys in OLD SCHOOL are not carrying any incurable diseases.  No 
need to avoid 'em.  Like a pup with its tail between its legs, ADVENTURE TIME 3 
scurried away from OLD SCHOOL.  Oh, the shame!  Is it charming personality?  
Conversational abilities?  Good oral hygiene?  Whatever it is, CUDDLY KAHLUA is the 
most challenged warrior.   
     Is there life after death?  Pragmatics (and warriors) know there is death after 
life!  Like a tattered, worn-out, faded, out-of-fashion garment cast out to rot, 
CUDDLY KAHLUA of OLD SCHOOL has been summarily sent to the Dark Arena.  Oh hard!  
that to strike a flame, the match itself must needs be wasting!   
     Do not think spyreporting in KATI-TEI is the highlight of my life.  My fingers 
tire and I fear my incessant prattling may cause unfair judgement upon my impeccable 
character.  Can anything compare to the pleasure of writing Spyreports for KATI-TEI?  
On that giddy note I take my leave-- Novgorodny Vir  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 WARRIOR PIZZA 4191           11   4  1   109       OLD SCHOOL (368)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CEYLON 4864                  12   2  1    92       TOWER OF SNAKES (423)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-PEPPERMINT BUTLER 4270        9   4  0    86       ADVENTURE TIME 3 (390)
 N.E.P.T.R. 4775              10   4  0    82       ADVENTURE TIME 3 (390)
-BAKER'S DOZEN 4587            7   3  1    81       LAZY SUNDAY (411)
 JAMES BAXTER 4772             8   5  0    75       ADVENTURE TIME 3 (390)
-WHAT'S CRACKIN' 4850         11   5  0    72       LAZY SUNDAY (411)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 RUNNIK 4736                   6   1  2    66       OLD SCHOOL (368)
 SPASTIC FITZ 4189             7   4  0    63       OLD SCHOOL (368)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 RALPH? 4638                   5   1  1    44       OLD SCHOOL (368)
-GOOGLE MAP 4889               3   1  0    40       LAZY SUNDAY (411)
 MOCCASIN 4916                 4   1  0    35       TOWER OF SNAKES (423)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-ONION SUFFERINGS 4924         2   0  0    24       HELL'S KITCHEN (435)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MS. INHALE 4927               2   1  1    23       LAW OF TWO'S (427)
-MEPHISTO PESTO 4905           3   1  0    21       HELL'S KITCHEN (435)
-BRIMSTONE BURGER 4904         4   0  0    20       HELL'S KITCHEN (435)
-FLAME PRINCESS 4796           1   0  1    13       ADVENTURE TIME 3 (390)
-ROSEMARY'S BABYBACKS 4906     2   2  0    10       HELL'S KITCHEN (435)
 LORD VECTIVUS 4835            0   5  0     9       LAW OF TWO'S (427)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
TRUSTWORTHY SCRI        0  0 0                      MS. INHALE 4927       730  NONE
LORD BANE 4811          9 10 4 LAW OF TWO'S 427     CEYLON 4864           727   
CUDDLY KAHLUA 4139     15 16 0 OLD SCHOOL 368       DARK CHAMPION         730  NONE
BASHER 4934             0  1 0 TOWER OF SNAKES 423  WURM KIN              730  NONE
SCUM 4935               0  1 0 TOWER OF SNAKES 423  MOUNTAIN TROLL        730  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

CUDDLY KAHLUA was dealt death by DARK CHAMPION in a 3 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
SCUM was slaughtered by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena battle.
BASHER was murdered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
WARRIOR PIZZA vanquished N.E.P.T.R. in a 2 minute gory mismatched Title brawl.
CEYLON overpowered SPASTIC FITZ in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched match.
RUNNIK lost to KHALHUMS DWARF in a crowd pleasing 4 minute brutal fight.
JAMES BAXTER devastated RALPH? in a 2 minute one-sided competition.
MOCCASIN handily defeated LORD VECTIVUS in a 2 minute uneven melee.
MS. INHALE dispatched TRUSTWORTHY SCRIBE in a 1 minute novice's duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|TOTAL PARRY                      3         SLASHING ATTACK    6 -   2 -  0      75  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         PARRY-LUNGE       11 -   5 -  1      69  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     2         LUNGING ATTACK    14 -   7 -  3      67  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   2         WALL OF STEEL      7 -   4 -  0      64  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         STRIKING ATTACK   16 -  14 -  2      53  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         TOTAL PARRY        9 -  11 -  0      45  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         BASHING ATTACK     9 -  18 -  0      33  |
|AIMED BLOW                       0         AIMED BLOW         2 -   6 -  0      25  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-STRIKE       2 -  10 -  1      17  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   1 -  0       0  |

Turn 730 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  1     TOTAL PARRY        1 -  2         3  STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  1     AIMED BLOW         0 -  0         2  WALL OF STEEL  
LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  1     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  0         1  AIMED BLOW     
                              STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  1         1  TOTAL PARRY    
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  1         1  BASHING ATTACK 
                                                                1  PARRY-LUNGE    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
WALL OF STEEL    WARRIOR PIZZA 4191         11   4  1  109 OLD SCHOOL (368)
LUNGING ATTACK   CEYLON 4864                12   2  1   92 TOWER OF SNAKES (423)
TOTAL PARRY      JAMES BAXTER 4772           8   5  0   75 ADVENTURE TIME 3 (390)
STRIKING ATTACK  SPASTIC FITZ 4189           7   4  0   63 OLD SCHOOL (368)
PARRY-LUNGE      RALPH? 4638                 5   1  1   44 OLD SCHOOL (368)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is CEYLON 4864.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
RUNNIK 4736.  The ten other most popular fighters were WARRIOR PIZZA 4191, CEYLON 
4864, JAMES BAXTER 4772, MOCCASIN 4916, N.E.P.T.R. 4775, MS. INHALE 4927, CUDDLY 
KAHLUA 4139, SPASTIC FITZ 4189, RALPH? 4638, and SCUM 4935.

The least popular fighter this week was LORD VECTIVUS 4835.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were BASHER 4934, SCUM 4935, RALPH? 4638, SPASTIC FITZ 4189, CUDDLY 
KAHLUA 4139, MS. INHALE 4927, N.E.P.T.R. 4775, MOCCASIN 4916, JAMES BAXTER 4772, and 
CEYLON 4864.

                                CHALLENGES AND AVOIDS

To clarify:  You issue Challenges to warriors, but Avoid teams.  
To Challenge, write that warrior's name and ID# in the space provided. 
To Avoid, write the team's name and Team ID in that space. 
Make sure you include the ID!

                             * * * * *   MEMO  * * * * *

From:       The Office of Accurate Census Reporting, Gladiatorial Commission
To:         All Managers

In the interest of preserving our natural resources and preventing managerial writer's 
cramp, the census form has been eliminated, effective immediately.  Managers may 
register their warriors' races and/or favorite sayings by simply writing them on a 
separate piece of paper and submitting them to the Commission.  Each warrior may have 
up to 15 favorite sayings.  Each saying must be categorized Jeer, Gloat, Boredom, Ouch, 
Victory and may be up to 70 characters long.  For any questions, please contact the 
Gladiatorial Commission.