DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 12/22/2015 Duedate: 01/04/2016
KATI-TEI ARENA
DM-41 TURN-734
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
CEYLON
TOWER OF SNAKES (423)
(41-4864) [15-2-1,134]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
CEYLON ORDINARY OSCAR
TOWER OF SNAKES (423) WEIRD STUDENTS (432)
(41-4864) [15-2-1,134] (41-4860) [6-3-0,66]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
CEYLON NO NITE NITE!
TOWER OF SNAKES (423) TODDLER TALK (434)
(41-4864) [15-2-1,134] (41-4898) [0-1-0,5]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
OLD SCHOOL (368)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. TOWER OF SNAKES (423) 44
2. LAZY SUNDAY (411) 22 ADVENTURE TIME 3 (390)
3. TODDLER TALK (434) 21 Unchartered Team
4. SAY WHAT? (436) 13
5. WEIRD STUDENTS (432) 11 SAY WHAT? (436)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1- 1*FORNAX (433) 1 0 0 100 1/ 1 OLD SCHOOL (368) 7 5 0
2/ 0*SAY WHAT? (436) 1 0 0 100 2/ 4 TOWER OF SNAKES (423) 5 7 0
3/ 4*WEIRD STUDENTS (432) 24 15 1 61.5 3/ 3*WEIRD STUDENTS (432) 4 5 0
4/ 3 ADVENTURE TIME 3 (390) 32 21 1 60.4 4/ 7 LAZY SUNDAY (411) 4 6 0
5/ 2*BB BLIND DATE (408) 3 2 0 60.0 5/ 5*HELL'S KITCHEN (435) 4 8 0
6/ 5 LAZY SUNDAY (411) 135 104 8 56.5 6/ 2 ADVENTURE TIME 3 (390) 3 3 0
7/ 6 OLD SCHOOL (368) 122 103 6 54.2 7/ 0*SAY WHAT? (436) 1 0 0
8/ 7*HELL'S KITCHEN (435) 15 13 0 53.6 8- 8*FORNAX (433) 1 0 0
9/ 0*TODDLER TALK (434) 1 1 0 50.0 9/ 0*TODDLER TALK (434) 1 1 0
10- 8 I C DRUNK PEOPLE (352) 26 30 1 46.4 10/ 6*BB BLIND DATE (408) 1 2 0
11/ 9 TOWER OF SNAKES (423) 56 90 2 38.4 11- 9 I C DRUNK PEOPLE (352) 1 3 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
Much has changed in KATI-TEI since last I was here. Never fear, Olaf Modeen
adapts to many situations, as do all successful fighters. Phhbltt! Too much
drinking and too little dodging gave ADVENTURE TIME 3 a 1-1-0! I got a good laugh
out of it! Ya gotta be quick on yer feet! Keep your elbow off the table! Thrust!
Block out the pain! LAZY SUNDAY is now ranked 4th with a 2-2-0 turn. What's with
MOCCASIN? She actually beat BB BLIND DATE's NOSE PICKER, and walked away with 17
more points from the fight. Major screwup at OLD SCHOOL. RALPH? lost 10 points to
ORDINARY OSCAR. Some new strategies, perhaps? Maybe RALPH? will provide more easy
wins... RUNNIK was reminded on the sands why CEYLON is Duelmaster. Wouldn't it be
nice to have live subjects to practice on? I hear some team is looking into the uses
of convicted prisoners.
If at first you don't succeed, avoid. That'll get you in the Spyreports.
KATI-TEI thinks TOWER OF SNAKES and their 56-90-2 is too much! If at first you don't
succeed, give up... In my day, no team with a 54-89-2 would scare me off! What's
the problem, OLD SCHOOL? What do people see in SPASTIC FITZ? His 9-6-0? OLD SCHOOL
ain't talkin', but he's got 78 points. I hate going to the effort of writing about
the kind of fights that WARRIOR PIZZA gets in. He fights people like N.E.P.T.R., 15
points below. I thought WARRIOR PIZZA showed great skill and promise when he
overcame N.E.P.T.R.. All right, so I slept through it! Big deal!
A fighter's lot is filled with strife, revenge, and killing. Some fighters
don't accept this. The best do. Here's some advice: study your opponent, master
many skills, fight dirty.
Who knows what the future holds for a warrior. More fights, there's no doubt.
Are you as tired of reading this as I am of writing it? Actually, I guess I'm
writing it before you read it. Oh, well. Remember--a good fighter needs both good
skills and good luck. Until next time,-- Olaf Modeen
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CEYLON 4864 15 2 1 134 TOWER OF SNAKES (423)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
WARRIOR PIZZA 4191 14 5 1 118 OLD SCHOOL (368)
JAMES BAXTER 4772 10 7 0 99 ADVENTURE TIME 3 (390)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-PEPPERMINT BUTLER 4270 9 4 0 86 ADVENTURE TIME 3 (390)
RUNNIK 4736 8 3 2 86 OLD SCHOOL (368)
N.E.P.T.R. 4775 12 6 0 85 ADVENTURE TIME 3 (390)
SPASTIC FITZ 4189 9 6 0 78 OLD SCHOOL (368)
BAKER'S DOZEN 4587 7 5 1 73 LAZY SUNDAY (411)
CRAZY DELICIOUS 4715 7 5 1 70 LAZY SUNDAY (411)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ORDINARY OSCAR 4860 6 3 0 66 WEIRD STUDENTS (432)
-BEER WHISPERER 4632 4 0 1 61 I C DRUNK PEOPLE (352)
WHAT'S CRACKIN' 4850 11 7 0 60 LAZY SUNDAY (411)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
GOOGLE MAP 4889 5 2 0 56 LAZY SUNDAY (411)
RALPH? 4638 8 2 1 47 OLD SCHOOL (368)
UNHOLY AIOLI 4908 2 1 0 40 HELL'S KITCHEN (435)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MOCCASIN 4916 5 3 0 33 TOWER OF SNAKES (423)
-RUTHLESS RANDY 4858 5 1 0 30 WEIRD STUDENTS (432)
-PLUMP PATTY 4857 4 4 0 30 WEIRD STUDENTS (432)
-FANTASTIC FOE 4861 5 3 0 29 WEIRD STUDENTS (432)
ROSEMARY'S BABYBACKS 4906 3 4 0 28 HELL'S KITCHEN (435)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-ONION SUFFERINGS 4924 2 2 0 27 HELL'S KITCHEN (435)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-BRIMSTONE BURGER 4904 5 1 0 23 HELL'S KITCHEN (435)
NOSE PICKER 4559 3 2 0 23 BB BLIND DATE (408)
-OMEGA FORNACIS 4873 1 0 0 23 FORNAX (433)
-WEARY WALTER 4859 4 4 1 21 WEIRD STUDENTS (432)
I DO IT! 4899 1 0 0 16 TODDLER TALK (434)
-FLAME PRINCESS 4796 1 0 1 13 ADVENTURE TIME 3 (390)
AWESOMESAUCE 4920 1 0 0 13 SAY WHAT? (436)
-MEPHISTO PESTO 4905 3 3 0 12 HELL'S KITCHEN (435)
-COPPERHEAD 4932 1 0 0 10 TOWER OF SNAKES (423)
NO NITE NITE! 4898 0 1 0 5 TODDLER TALK (434)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
AIMER 4946 0 1 0 TOWER OF SNAKES 423 ARENAMASTER JAIL 734 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
For your Yuletide bloodletting pleasure, sung to the tune of "Winter Wonderland."
Slay bells ring, are ya listenin'?
Beneath the moon, blood is glistenin'!
A grisly sight, we're happy tonight,
Watchin' all the Dark Arena fights!
In the daytime we can catch the action,
as the Duelmaster defends his crown!
All the criticals and bloody drama,
and if you're nasty you can challenge down!
Later on, by tavern fire,
managers, they'll conspire,
to face unafraid, the challenges made,
Duelin' in that Alastari land!
Wishing all good D2 managers a Happy Holidays!
-- Stik and Grim Fandango of Sunset
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
AIMER was butchered by ARENAMASTER JAILON in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
WARRIOR PIZZA vanquished N.E.P.T.R. in a 2 minute brutal uneven Challenge battle.
JAMES BAXTER overpowered SPASTIC FITZ in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge duel.
ORDINARY OSCAR devastated RALPH? in a exciting 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
CEYLON devastated RUNNIK in a crowd pleasing 1 minute brutal one-sided Title duel.
BAKER'S DOZEN was unbelievably bested by NOBLE ASSASSIN in a 2 minute competition.
CRAZY DELICIOUS savagely defeated NOBLE ASSASSIN in a 2 minute gruesome melee.
WHAT'S CRACKIN' lost to KHALHUMS DWARF in a 2 minute gruesome duel.
GOOGLE MAP overpowered ROSEMARY'S BABYBACKS in a 1 minute uneven duel.
NOSE PICKER was savagely defeated by MOCCASIN in a exciting 4 minute gruesome fight.
UNHOLY AIOLI savagely defeated AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 1 minute brutal fight.
I DO IT! demolished POLITE BEGGAR in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched competition.
AWESOMESAUCE luckily beat NO NITE NITE! in a crowd pleasing 3 minute gory match.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK 5 WALL OF STEEL 14 - 7 - 0 67 |
|WALL OF STEEL 4 PARRY-LUNGE 15 - 10 - 1 60 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 3 LUNGING ATTACK 15 - 10 - 3 60 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 2 STRIKING ATTACK 15 - 16 - 0 48 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 2 TOTAL PARRY 11 - 12 - 0 48 |
|BASHING ATTACK 2 SLASHING ATTACK 5 - 8 - 0 38 |
|TOTAL PARRY 1 BASHING ATTACK 6 - 16 - 0 27 |
|AIMED BLOW 1 PARRY-STRIKE 2 - 10 - 1 17 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 - 0 0 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 AIMED BLOW 0 - 5 - 0 0 |
Turn 734 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
TOTAL PARRY 1 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 2 4 STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 3 - 2 AIMED BLOW 0 - 1 2 LUNGING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 2 WALL OF STEEL
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 1 TOTAL PARRY
BASHING ATTACK 1 - 1 1 AIMED BLOW
WALL OF STEEL 2 - 2 1 SLASHING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK CEYLON 4864 15 2 1 134 TOWER OF SNAKES (423)
WALL OF STEEL WARRIOR PIZZA 4191 14 5 1 118 OLD SCHOOL (368)
TOTAL PARRY JAMES BAXTER 4772 10 7 0 99 ADVENTURE TIME 3 (390)
STRIKING ATTACK SPASTIC FITZ 4189 9 6 0 78 OLD SCHOOL (368)
SLASHING ATTACK ORDINARY OSCAR 4860 6 3 0 66 WEIRD STUDENTS (432)
BASHING ATTACK WHAT'S CRACKIN' 4850 11 7 0 60 LAZY SUNDAY (411)
PARRY-LUNGE RALPH? 4638 8 2 1 47 OLD SCHOOL (368)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is CEYLON 4864. The most popular warrior this turn was
NO NITE NITE! 4898. The ten other most popular fighters were MOCCASIN 4916, BAKER'S
DOZEN 4587, SPASTIC FITZ 4189, CEYLON 4864, CRAZY DELICIOUS 4715, NOSE PICKER 4559, I
DO IT! 4899, JAMES BAXTER 4772, ORDINARY OSCAR 4860, and WHAT'S CRACKIN' 4850.
The least popular fighter this week was ROSEMARY'S BABYBACKS 4906. The other ten
least popular fighters were RUNNIK 4736, AIMER 4946, AWESOMESAUCE 4920, RALPH? 4638,
N.E.P.T.R. 4775, GOOGLE MAP 4889, WARRIOR PIZZA 4191, UNHOLY AIOLI 4908, WHAT'S
CRACKIN' 4850, and ORDINARY OSCAR 4860.