DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 01/05/2016    Duedate: 01/18/2016

KATI-TEI ARENA

DM-41    TURN-735

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

JAMES BAXTER
ADVENTURE TIME 3 (390)
(41-4772) [11-7-0,113]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

JAMES BAXTER                   UNHOLY AIOLI
ADVENTURE TIME 3 (390)         HELL'S KITCHEN (435)
(41-4772) [11-7-0,113]         (41-4908) [3-1-1,66]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

JAMES BAXTER                   JAMES BAXTER
ADVENTURE TIME 3 (390)         ADVENTURE TIME 3 (390)
(41-4772) [11-7-0,113]         (41-4772) [11-7-0,113]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

TOWER OF SNAKES (423)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. TOWER OF SNAKES (423)       29
2. HELL'S KITCHEN (435)        23      ADVENTURE TIME 3 (390)
3. SAY WHAT? (436)              9      Unchartered Team
4. ADVENTURE TIME 3 (390)       6
5. LAZY SUNDAY (411)            0      SAY WHAT? (436)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 2*SAY WHAT? (436)            2   0  0  100   1/ 2 TOWER OF SNAKES (423)     6  4 1
 2- 3*WEIRD STUDENTS (432)      24  15  1 61.5   2/ 1 OLD SCHOOL (368)          6  6 0
 3/ 4 ADVENTURE TIME 3 (390)    33  22  1 60.0   3- 4 LAZY SUNDAY (411)         4  2 0
 4- 5*BB BLIND DATE (408)        3   2  0 60.0   4/ 5*HELL'S KITCHEN (435)      4  5 1
 5- 6 LAZY SUNDAY (411)        135 104  8 56.5   5/ 6 ADVENTURE TIME 3 (390)    3  3 0
 6/ 7 OLD SCHOOL (368)         124 105  6 54.1   6/ 7*SAY WHAT? (436)           2  0 0
 7/ 8*HELL'S KITCHEN (435)      16  14  1 53.3   7- 3*WEIRD STUDENTS (432)      2  3 0
 8/11 TOWER OF SNAKES (423)     59  90  3 39.6   8/ 9*TODDLER TALK (434)        1  2 0
 9/ 9*TODDLER TALK (434)         1   2  0 33.3   9-10*BB BLIND DATE (408)       0  2 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     It's me, The Unknown Spymaster, back to give you this week's Spy Report.  Sit 
back in your seats and we'll have more fun than a barrel of Zontanis.  We now have a 
new top team for all of you guys to dogpile on.  TOWER OF SNAKES now holds the crown 
and they are betting they can keep it.  It was a tough week for WEIRD STUDENTS, to 
drop 4 places in the rankings.  Hey everybody, watch out for UNHOLY AIOLI, who flew 
up 26 points in the rankings after mashing RALPH? like a melon.  Keep your eye on 
this guy.  And falling like a basher in the top ten was N.E.P.T.R., who dropped 8 
points after a disappointing (to say the least) bout with SPASTIC FITZ.  Try as hard 
as the TOWER OF SNAKES stable might, they were unable to find their warrior (and 
ex-Duelmaster) CEYLON before this week's fights.  In front of all the crowds, JAMES 
BAXTER took the Duelmaster's crown for his own.  I give the bum two weeks.  Advice to 
bashers--never force anything, just get a bigger halberd!   
     Here is other news that is of note.  Here's a song for you:  Who's afraid of the 
big, bad OLD SCHOOL?  Big bad OLD SCHOOL.  Big bad OLD SCHOOL.  KATI-TEI's afraid of 
the big bad OLD SCHOOL.  Tra la la la la!  Okay, so I may not be funny, but catch 
ADVENTURE TIME 3's act in the arena.  Those acrobats seem to be fairly deft at 
running from OLD SCHOOL.  Well just about everybody wants a piece of SPASTIC FITZ, 
who was this week's most challenged warrior.  In a touching display by a 'touched' 
warrior, JAMES BAXTER went after WARRIOR PIZZA, who was higher by 19 points.  Well, 
when the dust settled, JAMES BAXTER overcame WARRIOR PIZZA.   
     Remember that an arena is not always a safe place to be, but it is one of the 
most interesting, though!  This round goes to HELL'S KITCHEN, their 3-1-1 warrior, 
UNHOLY AIOLI slew the 8-3-1 RALPH?.  Stay tuned next week to see what happens.  Ask 
not the elves for counsel, for they will say both yes and no.  Silly buggers, eh?   
     Well, that wasn't too bad; Alarond told me that the people in KATI-TEI have no 
sense of humor.  Or maybe that they were senseless.  Okay, so I may not be the 
world's best comedian, but then you guys aren't the world's best warriors.  Its been 
fun, and I'm sure you enjoyed it (boos).  Now that I've got you worked up for Snide 
Clemens, I'll be leaving-- The Unknown Spymaster  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 JAMES BAXTER 4772            11   7  0   113       ADVENTURE TIME 3 (390)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-CEYLON 4864                  15   2  1   134       TOWER OF SNAKES (423)
 WARRIOR PIZZA 4191           14   6  1    95       OLD SCHOOL (368)
 SPASTIC FITZ 4189            10   6  0    93       OLD SCHOOL (368)
 RUNNIK 4736                   9   3  2    93       OLD SCHOOL (368)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-PEPPERMINT BUTLER 4270        9   4  0    86       ADVENTURE TIME 3 (390)
 N.E.P.T.R. 4775              12   7  0    77       ADVENTURE TIME 3 (390)
-BAKER'S DOZEN 4587            7   5  1    73       LAZY SUNDAY (411)
-CRAZY DELICIOUS 4715          7   5  1    70       LAZY SUNDAY (411)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-ORDINARY OSCAR 4860           6   3  0    66       WEIRD STUDENTS (432)
 UNHOLY AIOLI 4908             3   1  1    66       HELL'S KITCHEN (435)
-WHAT'S CRACKIN' 4850         11   7  0    60       LAZY SUNDAY (411)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-GOOGLE MAP 4889               5   2  0    56       LAZY SUNDAY (411)
 MOCCASIN 4916                 6   3  0    37       TOWER OF SNAKES (423)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-RUTHLESS RANDY 4858           5   1  0    30       WEIRD STUDENTS (432)
-PLUMP PATTY 4857              4   4  0    30       WEIRD STUDENTS (432)
-FANTASTIC FOE 4861            5   3  0    29       WEIRD STUDENTS (432)
-ONION SUFFERINGS 4924         2   2  0    27       HELL'S KITCHEN (435)
 ROSEMARY'S BABYBACKS 4906     3   5  0    25       HELL'S KITCHEN (435)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-BRIMSTONE BURGER 4904         5   1  0    23       HELL'S KITCHEN (435)
-NOSE PICKER 4559              3   2  0    23       BB BLIND DATE (408)
 AWESOMESAUCE 4920             2   0  0    22       SAY WHAT? (436)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-WEARY WALTER 4859             4   4  1    21       WEIRD STUDENTS (432)
-I DO IT! 4899                 1   0  0    16       TODDLER TALK (434)
 SAW SCALE 4947                1   0  1    14       TOWER OF SNAKES (423)
-FLAME PRINCESS 4796           1   0  1    13       ADVENTURE TIME 3 (390)
-MEPHISTO PESTO 4905           3   3  0    12       HELL'S KITCHEN (435)
 BUSHMASTER 4945               1   0  0    11       TOWER OF SNAKES (423)
-COPPERHEAD 4932               1   0  0    10       TOWER OF SNAKES (423)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
RALPH? 4638             8  3 1 OLD SCHOOL 368       UNHOLY AIOLI 4908     735   
NO NITE NITE! 4898      0  2 0 TODDLER TALK 434     SAW SCALE 4947        735   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

JAMES BAXTER bested WARRIOR PIZZA in a 5 minute master's Challenge Title fight.
N.E.P.T.R. was subdued by SPASTIC FITZ in a 2 minute veteran's Challenge melee.
UNHOLY AIOLI viciously butchered RALPH? in a popular 1 minute gory Challenge contest.
ROSEMARY'S BABYBACKS was subdued by MOCCASIN in a 2 minute Challenge competition.
RUNNIK devastated M. CHARDINEE in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
AWESOMESAUCE devastated FRATSFAN NOBLE in a 3 minute bloody mismatched match.
NO NITE NITE! was assassinated by SAW SCALE in a 1 minute uneven melee.
BUSHMASTER viciously subdued POLITE BEGGAR in a 2 minute gory beginner's duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|PARRY-LUNGE                      3         LUNGING ATTACK    15 -   8 -  2      65  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    3         WALL OF STEEL     14 -   9 -  0      61  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         PARRY-LUNGE       14 -  12 -  0      54  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         STRIKING ATTACK   15 -  14 -  1      52  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   1         TOTAL PARRY       11 -  11 -  0      50  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         SLASHING ATTACK    4 -   8 -  0      33  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         BASHING ATTACK     6 -  13 -  1      32  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         PARRY-STRIKE       3 -  10 -  1      23  |
|AIMED BLOW                       0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   1 -  0       0  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         AIMED BLOW         0 -   5 -  0       0  |

Turn 735 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  2         3  STRIKING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  0     WALL OF STEEL      1 -  2         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  0     AIMED BLOW         0 -  0         2  WALL OF STEEL  
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         1  TOTAL PARRY    
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  0     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  1         1  AIMED BLOW     
                                                                1  SLASHING ATTACK
                                                                1  BASHING ATTACK 

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      JAMES BAXTER 4772          11   7  0  113 ADVENTURE TIME 3 (390)
WALL OF STEEL    WARRIOR PIZZA 4191         14   6  1   95 OLD SCHOOL (368)
STRIKING ATTACK  SPASTIC FITZ 4189          10   6  0   93 OLD SCHOOL (368)
LUNGING ATTACK   RUNNIK 4736                 9   3  2   93 OLD SCHOOL (368)

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
BASHING ATTACK   UNHOLY AIOLI 4908           3   1  1   66 HELL'S KITCHEN (435)
PARRY-LUNGE      MOCCASIN 4916               6   3  0   37 TOWER OF SNAKES (423)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is JAMES BAXTER 4772.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was JAMES BAXTER 4772.  The ten other most popular fighters were SPASTIC FITZ 
4189, BUSHMASTER 4945, UNHOLY AIOLI 4908, WARRIOR PIZZA 4191, ROSEMARY'S BABYBACKS 
4906, MOCCASIN 4916, RUNNIK 4736, N.E.P.T.R. 4775, RALPH? 4638, and AWESOMESAUCE 
4920.

The least popular fighter this week was NO NITE NITE! 4898.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were SAW SCALE 4947, AWESOMESAUCE 4920, RALPH? 4638, N.E.P.T.R. 
4775, RUNNIK 4736, MOCCASIN 4916, ROSEMARY'S BABYBACKS 4906, WARRIOR PIZZA 4191, 
UNHOLY AIOLI 4908, and BUSHMASTER 4945.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

WARRIOR PIZZA (41-4191) OLD SCHOOL (368)