DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 02/16/2016 Duedate: 02/29/2016
KATI-TEI ARENA
DM-41 TURN-738
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
JAMES BAXTER
ADVENTURE TIME 3 (390)
(41-4772) [14-7-0,134]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
JAMES BAXTER RAFERTY
ADVENTURE TIME 3 (390) WRATHMEN! (417)
(41-4772) [14-7-0,134] (41-4670) [5-2-1,51]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
JAMES BAXTER MOCCASIN
ADVENTURE TIME 3 (390) TOWER OF SNAKES (423)
(41-4772) [14-7-0,134] (41-4916) [9-3-0,58]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
TOWER OF SNAKES (423)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. TOWER OF SNAKES (423) 27
2. WRATHMEN! (417) 17 ADVENTURE TIME 3 (390)
3. TODDLER TALK (434) 10 Unchartered Team
4. LAZY SUNDAY (411) 7
5. ADVENTURE TIME 3 (390) 7 SAY WHAT? (436)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 2 ADVENTURE TIME 3 (390) 36 22 1 62.1 1/ 1 TOWER OF SNAKES (423) 8 4 0
2/ 1*SAY WHAT? (436) 3 2 0 60.0 2/ 4*WRATHMEN! (417) 4 0 0
3/ 3 LAZY SUNDAY (411) 137 107 9 56.1 3/ 2 ADVENTURE TIME 3 (390) 3 0 0
4- 4 OLD SCHOOL (368) 125 107 6 53.9 4/ 5 LAZY SUNDAY (411) 2 3 1
5/ 6*WRATHMEN! (417) 10 9 1 52.6 5/ 6*SAY WHAT? (436) 1 2 0
6- 5*HELL'S KITCHEN (435) 16 15 1 51.6 6- 3 OLD SCHOOL (368) 1 2 0
7/ 7 TOWER OF SNAKES (423) 67 94 3 41.6 7/ 8*TODDLER TALK (434) 0 1 0
8/ 8*TODDLER TALK (434) 1 3 0 25.0 8- 7*HELL'S KITCHEN (435) 0 1 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
Oh, hi. Its just little 'ol Debby Tonte. Thought I'd check out KATI-TEI to see
what's new. MVP award for RAFERTY? WRATHMEN!'s proud of him after beating THE
HONEST MERCHANT and getting 14 points. Don't you think the Duelmaster is being
unfair? I think JAMES BAXTER should let CRAZY DELICIOUS be Duelmaster for a while,
without fighting about it. I hear the top team insists all their warriors get nine
hours sleep. They want photogenic fighters for PR photos.
Look, you guys stick to fighting, all right? OLD SCHOOL was the most avoided
team. Is a 125-107-6 record really that scary? Is there some deep dark secret why
ADVENTURE TIME 3's been avoiding OLD SCHOOL so much? Or is it just that they're too
scared?
What does a fighter fight for? I mean, the crowds don't give a hoot if someone
gets killed. Not after four more fights. Fight, fight, fight. Is that all you guys
can do?
Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain. Soak it in cold water, and hand
wash. I know how much you like reading this stuff, but I really should stop. I had
a fun time, see you later-- Debby Tonte
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
JAMES BAXTER 4772 14 7 0 134 ADVENTURE TIME 3 (390)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-RUNNIK 4736 9 4 2 89 OLD SCHOOL (368)
-SPASTIC FITZ 4189 10 7 0 86 OLD SCHOOL (368)
-PEPPERMINT BUTLER 4270 9 4 0 86 ADVENTURE TIME 3 (390)
-N.E.P.T.R. 4775 12 7 0 77 ADVENTURE TIME 3 (390)
CRAZY DELICIOUS 4715 8 6 1 77 LAZY SUNDAY (411)
-BAKER'S DOZEN 4587 7 6 1 74 LAZY SUNDAY (411)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-UNHOLY AIOLI 4908 3 2 1 66 HELL'S KITCHEN (435)
-WHAT'S CRACKIN' 4850 12 7 1 65 LAZY SUNDAY (411)
MOCCASIN 4916 9 3 0 58 TOWER OF SNAKES (423)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
RAFERTY 4670 5 2 1 51 WRATHMEN! (417)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
AWESOMESAUCE 4920 3 2 0 33 SAY WHAT? (436)
KEELAN 4667 3 0 0 31 WRATHMEN! (417)
SAW SCALE 4947 3 1 1 28 TOWER OF SNAKES (423)
-ONION SUFFERINGS 4924 2 2 0 27 HELL'S KITCHEN (435)
I DO IT! 4899 1 1 0 26 TODDLER TALK (434)
-ROSEMARY'S BABYBACKS 4906 3 5 0 25 HELL'S KITCHEN (435)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-BRIMSTONE BURGER 4904 5 1 0 23 HELL'S KITCHEN (435)
BUSHMASTER 4945 3 1 0 20 TOWER OF SNAKES (423)
-FLAME PRINCESS 4796 1 0 1 13 ADVENTURE TIME 3 (390)
-NEVAN 4692 1 1 0 13 WRATHMEN! (417)
-MEPHISTO PESTO 4905 3 3 0 12 HELL'S KITCHEN (435)
-COPPERHEAD 4932 1 0 0 10 TOWER OF SNAKES (423)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
DA1 4957 0 1 0 LAZY SUNDAY 411 BLACK ORC 738 NONE
RALPH? 4638 8 3 1 OLD SCHOOL 368 UNHOLY AIOLI 4908 735 REVENGED
NO NITE NITE! 4898 0 2 0 TODDLER TALK 434 SAW SCALE 4947 735
SLASHER 4959 0 1 0 TOWER OF SNAKES 423 MOUNTAIN TROLL 738 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
SLASHER was unbelievably slain by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 2 minute Dark Arena fight.
DA1 was viciously butchered by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena battle.
JAMES BAXTER demolished CRAZY DELICIOUS in a 1 minute uneven Title fight.
RAFERTY devastated THE HONEST MERCHANT in a 1 minute gory one-sided contest.
MOCCASIN savagely defeated AWESOMESAUCE in a crowd pleasing 3 minute competition.
KEELAN defeated I DO IT! in a 2 minute struggle.
BUSHMASTER overpowered POLITE BEGGAR in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
SAW SCALE overpowered SHIFTYEYED VOLUNTEER in a 1 minute uneven melee.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK 4 PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 - 0 - 0 100 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 WALL OF STEEL 14 - 10 - 0 58 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 TOTAL PARRY 9 - 7 - 0 56 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 PARRY-LUNGE 11 - 9 - 0 55 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 1 LUNGING ATTACK 11 - 9 - 0 55 |
|TOTAL PARRY 1 PARRY-STRIKE 5 - 5 - 1 50 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 STRIKING ATTACK 16 - 16 - 1 50 |
|WALL OF STEEL 1 BASHING ATTACK 5 - 7 - 2 42 |
|AIMED BLOW 0 SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 8 - 0 20 |
|BASHING ATTACK 0 AIMED BLOW 0 - 5 - 0 0 |
Turn 738 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 0 STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 3 3 STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 0 AIMED BLOW 0 - 0 2 LUNGING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 0 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 2 BASHING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 0 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 TOTAL PARRY
TOTAL PARRY 1 - 0 WALL OF STEEL 0 - 1 1 AIMED BLOW
1 WALL OF STEEL
1 PARRY-LUNGE
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
TOTAL PARRY JAMES BAXTER 4772 14 7 0 134 ADVENTURE TIME 3 (390)
STRIKING ATTACK CRAZY DELICIOUS 4715 8 6 1 77 LAZY SUNDAY (411)
PARRY-LUNGE MOCCASIN 4916 9 3 0 58 TOWER OF SNAKES (423)
LUNGING ATTACK RAFERTY 4670 5 2 1 51 WRATHMEN! (417)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is JAMES BAXTER 4772. The most popular warrior this
turn was MOCCASIN 4916. The ten other most popular fighters were SLASHER 4959,
BUSHMASTER 4945, JAMES BAXTER 4772, RAFERTY 4670, KEELAN 4667, I DO IT! 4899, SAW
SCALE 4947, DA1 4957, AWESOMESAUCE 4920, and CRAZY DELICIOUS 4715.
The least popular fighter this week was CRAZY DELICIOUS 4715. The other ten least
popular fighters were AWESOMESAUCE 4920, DA1 4957, SAW SCALE 4947, I DO IT! 4899,
KEELAN 4667, RAFERTY 4670, JAMES BAXTER 4772, BUSHMASTER 4945, SLASHER 4959, and
MOCCASIN 4916.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
JAMES BAXTER (41-4772) ADVENTURE TIME 3 (390)
NAME CHANGE-O-RAMA
The crowd was surprisingly orderly, but it was still a crowd, and the Commission
clerk, Algernon, looked at it uneasily. Whenever this many people came together to
petition for something, it meant trouble. For him, anyway. Records to be altered.
Altering records was Bad. It made Extra Work.
His assistant clerk leaned close and whispered, "If it weren't for gladiators, we
wouldn't have jobs. Smile at them and ask what they want."
Algernon closed his eyes briefly. Looking at this crowd made him dizzy. They
were all wearing black and white stripes. Like a herd of zebras, except that zebras
didn't carry swords. Then he took a deep breath and managed a smile. "What... ah,
what can I do for you?"
"We want new names," the first gladiator said. There was a number on the front
of his shirt: 0381. He thumped the number with his thumb. "This here isn't a
name--"
"We want REAL names!" That voice came from farther back in the crowd.
"Yeah! We've paid our dues," another shouted, "and we've EARNED real names!"
One from the very back yelled, "I want to be called Tom."
All the others turned to look at him.
Algernon couldn't see him, but apparently those looks were accusing. Well, he
could understand that, "Tom" was such a... common name.
"My mom called me Tom," the voice in the back protested. "It's a good name."
"It isn't the name you put on the petition," 0381 said. "We talked about this.
We got our manager's agreement. You get the name on the petition."
"But--!"
Algernon didn't really want to keep staring at all these stripes while they
argued. He picked up the petition. "These names are the ones you want?"
0381 turned back. "Yes."
"It's a lot of trouble, and when other people see that YOU are getting name
changes, THEY are going to want them--" Seeing the gladiators beginning to frown...
and finger their weapons, he went on quickly, "So I figure we might as well make it a
complete deal. A Name-Change-O-Rama. Everyone who wants a name change can petition
for it. Get it all over with at once." He glanced at the petition, shuddered
slightly, and passed it to his clerk. "We'll announce it, proclaim it, even, and you
will get the names on this petition. And others will get the names THEY think they
should have had, too." He paused. "And I think I'll get a new name, I'm tired of
being an Algernon...."
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Warrior and team name changes will be accepted during the month of March. If
you have names you want to change, please contact Customer Service. -- RSI