DUELMASTERS NEWSLETTER Date : 08/02/2003 Duedate: 08/15/2003 RODEKI ARENA DM-42 TURN-413 This Weeks Top Honors THE DUELMASTER IS PUDDING PARADE COLOR ME SUAVE (322) (42-3902) [14-1-0,99] Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader PUDDING PARADE YANKEE DAN COLOR ME SUAVE (322) CLOWNING AROUND (354) (42-3902) [14-1-0,99] (42-4019) [6-2-0,48] Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite SNAPPY GEORGE SNAPPY GEORGE COLOR ME SUAVE (322) COLOR ME SUAVE (322) (42-4015) [6-3-0,35] (42-4015) [6-3-0,35] THE CURRENT TOP TEAM COLOR ME SUAVE (322) TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team 1. DELVERS (154) 39 2. COLOR ME SUAVE (322) 36 COLOR ME SUAVE (322) 3. FULL METAL JACKET (347) 29 Unchartered Team 4. CLOWNING AROUND (354) 9 5. WAY OF THE SWORD A3 (356) 0 DUH-WHAT? (357) The Top Teams Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K 1/ 2 COLOR ME SUAVE (322) 211 150 15 58.4 1/ 1 COLOR ME SUAVE (322) 12 3 0 2/ 1*DUH-WHAT? (357) 5 4 1 55.6 2/ 2 DELVERS (154) 7 8 0 3/ 0*FULL METAL JACKET (347) 6 7 0 46.2 3/ 4*DUH-WHAT? (357) 5 4 1 4/ 3*CLOWNING AROUND (354) 8 10 0 44.4 4- 3*WAY OF THE SWORD A (356) 5 5 0 5/ 4 DELVERS (154) 288 401 5 41.8 5/ 5*CLOWNING AROUND (354) 3 4 0 6- 5*WAY OF THE SWORD A (356) 6 9 0 40.0 6/ 0*FULL METAL JACKET (347) 1 3 0 '*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn (###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank TEAM SPOTLIGHT * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===--- Duelmasters ----------- DM 1 MORDANT (turn 474): CIARAN of MANNEQUIN'S BEST (Mannequin, mgr.) DM 2 NIANIA (turn 359): POSITION IS EMPTY DM 3 OSKSI (turn 479): DUNE of SIMPLY DESSERTS (Sweet Tooth, mgr.) DM 4 JHELUM (turn 476): BAQA of ABBY NORMAL (Poppa Balrog, mgr.) DM 5 KALTOS (turn 474): POSITION IS EMPTY DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 478): ASHANTI of KREWE OF DRUID (The Druid, mgr.) DM 7 BONSUR (turn 475): BAYUSHI KACHIKO of CALL TO THUNDER (Ichabod Frothingslosh) DM 10 KOLACT (turn 470): HOTTA WATTA of TOWNSVILLAINS (The Narrator, mgr.) DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 461): QUEUE of NEXT GENERATION (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.) DM 21 SUNSET (turn 460): SARA DIVINE of SWORD OPERA (Nick, mgr.) DM 36 JHANS (turn 434): M. THRASHER of 5440 OR FIGHT! (Mordraith, mgr.) DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 425): GAR & BRILL of JUST BECAUSE (A-Sop, mgr.) DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 184): B.A. TURRY of CRIMINAL ELEMENT (Fizban, mgr.) DM 42 RODEKI (turn 412): PUDDING PARADE of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.) DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 360): POSITION IS EMPTY DM 54 TROCAR (turn 170): MICROSOFT of USELESS TOOLS (Crip, mgr.) DM 59 ILLIS (turn 158): HOFFA WITH HAIR of IMPROVED ILLUSION (Phantasm, mgr.) DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 310): EURO STEAMER of AS SEEN ON TV (Indimar Fallon, mgr.) DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 135): EVE of DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.) ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 353): MAHI MAHI of BIG MEAN FISH from TALCAMA (Big Wave Dave) Top Teams --------- DM 1 MORDANT (turn 474): SOUL HAREM (?, mgr.) DM 2 NIANIA (turn 359): RESURRECTION (Shocking Toad, mgr.) DM 3 OSKSI (turn 479): SIMPLY DESSERTS (Sweet Tooth, mgr.) DM 4 JHELUM (turn 476): ABBY NORMAL (Poppa Balrog, mgr.) DM 5 KALTOS (turn 474): PARTY ANIMALS (Crip, mgr.) DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 478): SCIENCE FICTION (Shocking Toad, mgr.) DM 7 BONSUR (turn 475): none DM 10 KOLACT (turn 470): QUBIT (Sultan, mgr.) DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 461): WASTELAND (The Muffin Man, mgr.) DM 21 SUNSET (turn 460): IRONIC TAILS (Mr. Twister, mgr.) DM 36 JHANS (turn 434): 5440 OR FIGHT! (Mordraith, mgr.) DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 425): ALL FINESSE (Mannequin, mgr.) DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 184): CRIMINAL ELEMENT (Fizban, mgr.) DM 42 RODEKI (turn 412): COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.) DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 360): SORROW'S HARVEST (Gergin "Happy Toes" Frothingslosh) DM 54 TROCAR (turn 170): USELESS TOOLS (Crip, mgr.) DM 59 ILLIS (turn 158): THE EXPLORERS (Kellog, mgr.) DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 310): FREAKSHOW (Elephant, mgr.) DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 135): FREELANCERS (Jinx, mgr.) ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 353): THUNDR + LITENING (Doc Steele, mgr.) Recent Graduates ----------------- DM 1 MORDANT (turn 473): KOGITSUNE MARU of SWEORDMASTERS (Mannequin, mgr.) DM 3 OSKSI (turn 479): DUNE of SIMPLY DESSERTS (Sweet Tooth, mgr.) MX of THE NUKES (Fusion, mgr.) DM 4 JHELUM (turn 475): BETSY of DOGS OF WAR (Nick, mgr.) DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 478): ZOT ZIPZIG of NIGHT TRAIN (Teet, mgr.) DM 7 BONSUR (turn 475): MALT LICKER of WISH YOU WERE BEER (Alfredo Frothingslosh (turn 474): WILL DUEL FOR FOOD of SPARE-A-DIME SHIFT (Chazz Frothingslosh, mgr.) ISAWA TADAKA of CALL TO THUNDER (Ichabod Frothingslosh) DM 10 KOLACT (turn 470): SIR VILE of SIR AGLIO (Sultan, mgr.) (turn 469): SUNNY SIDE UP of SPRINGBORN (Still, mgr.) DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 460): FLUFFY of BURN N' PILLAGE (Jolly, mgr.) DM 21 SUNSET (turn 460): THE SICKNESS of BLACKEST PRIDE (Sylvester Frothingslosh) (turn 459): MADAM BUTTERFLY of SWORD OPERA (Nick, mgr.) DM 36 JHANS (turn 433): ANGRY WASHINGTON of 5440 OR FIGHT! (Mordraith, mgr.) DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 183): HOCKEY DUCK of DUCKS UNLIMITED (Crip, mgr.) DM 42 RODEKI (turn 411): COOKIE SNORT of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.) DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 359): REAP THE FIELD of SORROW'S HARVEST (Gergin "Happy Toes" Frothingslosh, mgr.) DM 54 TROCAR (turn 169): SEX ON THE BEACH of INDULGENT DRINKS (Fizban, mgr.) DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 309): P.B. BLASTER of AS SEEN ON TV (Indimar Fallon, mgr.) DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 135): EVE of DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.) DUELMASTER'S COLUMN Notes from the arena champ. I gotta tell ya, this sitting on the throne deal beats the crap outta being dead. A perfect record since my resurrection, a couple ratings and some tourney popularity since Suave decided to dig up my casket--I really can't complain. Sure, some of these superhot days, I still smell a little formaldehyde-y, but it's a living. Y'know, since I'm alive and all. It's nice. Welcome to Rodeki, Duh-What? I'd say more, but I'm guessing my response is already in your name. Way of the Sword, I think Suave actually met you at the tourney in Philly. Tripwire, was it? Hmm. Doubt I'll get to see any of your guys before I split. I expect a steady diet of NPCs and the Bumper until I graduate. According to my standards, that means I have six more turns atop this arena. 'Course, Suave just had a striker get sucked out of Talcama without 14 wins. I wonder what the Commission thinks is good enough these days. It's weird, them lowering their standards. AD gets harder and they LOWER the criteria? I don't get it. Again, speaking as someone who's already spent more than his fair share o' nights around Aringhol's campfire, I look forward to this immortality deal. Snappy, if you want to continue Suave's utter dominance of this arena, you'd better get up here quickly. Remember: they call them your "insides" because they're supposed to stay inside you. -- Pudding Parade SPY REPORT It is I, Novgorodny Vir, Spymaster of Spymasters. Look on my work, ye mighty, and despair! FULL METAL JACKET had cause to celebrate, after ALABAMA BLACKSNAKE got 21 points by beating BUTCH. Win some, lose some. Speaking of which, LIMPY TWO-SCREWS was winsome, after beating BIA THE ITCH and seeing her lose 9 points. RUBBER BUMPER found out that RODEKI isn't a democracy. You've gotta be the best to be Duelmaster here! So who was the warrior seen charging into immovable walls and challenging dead trees? Someone's got a basic problem... So much to report, so little time! Like the noble eagle soaring amongst the mountaintops, so stand the warriors of WAY OF THE SWORD A3, alone and unchallenged. Like a pup with its tail between its legs, CLOWNING AROUND scurried away from WAY OF THE SWORD A3. Oh, the shame! Everyone is famous for fifteen minutes, and SNAPPY GEORGE is it right now. Most challenged warrior. Isn't COLOR ME SUAVE proud! SNAPPY GEORGE found himself challenged by a warrior 19 below: BOZO. BOZO of CLOWNING AROUND kept his wits as he was beat by SNAPPY GEORGE. Mismatched by 13 points, SPIKE was subdued by FUZZY BUZZCUT. Is this really worth noting? I thought FUZZY BUZZCUT showed great skill and promise when it overcame SPIKE. All right, so I slept through it! Big deal! Is there life after death? Pragmatics (and warriors) know there is death after life! The manager at FULL METAL JACKET must have some new strategy for sending ESKIMO PIE, a warrior with 2-0-0, to the Dark Arena. Watch this space! Questions are being raised about the disposing of severed body parts in the arena. A certain tavern in RODEKI would I avoid! Leave me now, you base fools! As the seasons change, and the creatures of the wild change also, so do I feel a yearning to leave this place. Like a mixed metaphor, and an overtaxed simile, I now bid RODEKI farewell-- Novgorodny Vir DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME PUDDING PARADE 3902 14 1 0 99 COLOR ME SUAVE (322) CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME RUBBER BUMPER 3903 17 22 0 86 DELVERS (154) ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME ANN ARTICHOKE 3984 10 4 0 49 DELVERS (154) YANKEE DAN 4019 6 2 0 48 CLOWNING AROUND (354) EL RIPPOFF 3992 7 5 0 47 DELVERS (154) SNAPPY GEORGE 4015 6 3 0 35 COLOR ME SUAVE (322) CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -ARERIS 4035 2 0 0 32 WAY OF THE SWORD A3 (356) -SOUPLE 4030 2 1 0 30 WAY OF THE SWORD A3 (356) JOHN ROSE 3985 7 7 0 28 DELVERS (154) FUZZY BUZZCUT 4024 4 2 0 25 COLOR ME SUAVE (322) INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME SUSHEE SU 3983 4 10 0 22 DELVERS (154) KITTY 4036 2 0 1 21 DUH-WHAT? (357) ALABAMA BLACKSNAKE 3971 1 0 0 21 FULL METAL JACKET (347) SOUFFLE GUFFAW 4023 3 3 0 20 COLOR ME SUAVE (322) LIMPY TWO-SCREWS 4048 1 0 0 18 COLOR ME SUAVE (322) -OSTMAN 4034 1 2 0 15 WAY OF THE SWORD A3 (356) BOZO 4016 1 7 0 14 CLOWNING AROUND (354) -GITH 4033 1 2 0 11 WAY OF THE SWORD A3 (356) JOSIE 4037 1 1 0 8 DUH-WHAT? (357) SPIKE 4038 1 1 0 8 DUH-WHAT? (357) BIA THE ITCH 4039 1 1 0 4 DUH-WHAT? (357) BUTCH 4040 0 1 0 1 DUH-WHAT? (357) '-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn. THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge? GOMER PYLE 3970 2 2 0 FULL METAL JACKET 347 STONE GOLEM 26 413 NONE SNIPER 3972 1 2 0 FULL METAL JACKET 347 MOUNTAIN TROLL 18 413 NONE ESKIMO PIE 3974 2 1 0 FULL METAL JACKET 347 MOUNTAIN TROLL 18 413 NONE PERSONAL ADS El Rippoff -- I thought my best bet was to take your moves and make them mine without letting you take my moves and make them yours. The whole learning curve and all.... Shame I couldn't move Yankee Dan. -- Snappy George Yankee Dan -- Let's see how I do when I'm the one who sees the fight coming. -- George Harby -- I love the lessons your warriors teach mine; that's why I keep challenging away. -- Suave Bozo -- When do you and me get to go at it? I just moved up into the Heavyweight division with my last CN train. Bring what you got. -- Fuzzy Buzzcut Duh-What? -- I don't know that I've ever seen anything like that. You might say you came into the arena like a storm, destroying every NPC you faced and bringing the arena to it's knees (laughing). -- Assurnasirbanipal They think they can kill a clown? Little do they know us clowns are larger than life. You can't keep a good clown down, even if the actor inside passes on! -- Assur, for Ronald McDonald Awfully lonely here. I can only imagine what it feels like to be ranked even higher! -- Yankee Dan El Rippoff -- I know my act is the greatest, but you are one tough customer. Lighten up and smile once in awhile. That'd be a start, anyway. -- Bozo Rodeki -- We're not leaving this fine place. Our act, while not bringing in the big bucks, has not gone unnoticed and Rodeki has been most supportive of our efforts. But we're taking a short sabbatical while we engineer some new tricks, skits, and funnies. When we return, you'll be laughing even harder. -- Clowning Around management (aka Assur) Areris -- (sigh) I keep having days like this, and I hate it, but can I get a strategy change out of my manager? Not much. Good work on your part, though. 'Bout what I expected. -- John Rose Ostman -- I expected you to learn more. Tourney experience? Well, whatever, a bold try. -- Ann Artichoke Souple? You Shews have odd names. -- Sushee Su Cookie Snort -- Aha! One of the Delvers fights a warrior who is NOT concerned about the ways of the swords. Good, even though the Bumper lost. But then, you couldn't really say the Bumper "fought," could you? -- Harby Bozo -- Clowning around on the sands is a "no-no," too. -- El Rippoff P.S. Of course, against someone like me, you had no choice but to lose. 18 July 2003 To All Managers -- I would like to take this time to announce that my alliance, The Association, is no more. Due to the dead weight managers of the alliance and their lack of participation, DarkSpirit and I have formed a new alliance: The Firm. We have taken on two members so far and are looking for a few more. If you would like to find out more about The Firm, you can diplo Dark Spirit, Unknowns XX in arena 15 or myself, Sungod, Sadists F2FII in arena 62. --* The Firm *-- Sungod -- Sadists F2FII -- 62 Dark Spirit -- Unknowns XX -- 15 Youngblood -- Wensinwasin -- 43 Tripwire -- Of Wolf and Man -- 1 26 July 2003 Citizens of Alastari, a bright dawn has risen. While you slept, a pernicious force has entered the once-fair City of Aruak. It fought alongside their treasured warriors, it drank with their fans, and it slept with their women. Now the masks are coming off. Warriors, be afraid...be very afraid. After years of Andorian managers ranting that Aruak is the safest city in Alastari, the Frothingslosh Syndicate has selected Aruak City as the home for its next epic 'contest'--Murder by Numbers II. Our spies have selected the warriors for extermination, and the executioners have had several months to prepare. Now a new age of darkness will descend upon Aruak, as the Syndicate and its allies bring an entirely new level of competition to the arena! Downchallenges! Assassinations! Small poodles as hors d'oeuvres! The Murder by Numbers II 'rules' will be announced next cycle. However, we invite all managers, from all corners of Alastari, to come to Aruak City and take part...in one way or another. Help defend the honor of a long heralded haven for the pure, or join the forces of change in their siege of the ice-cream and cake stronghold of the Dukes of Nerf-Dueling! This exercise is not for either the faint of heart or the weak willed. Blood will flow, brains will leak, and beer will be chugged. Either way, we welcome you with open arms and gleaming blades. This public service announcement has been brought to you by Frothingslosh Epic Contests (tm), the number 86, and the letter 'K'. The Frothingslosh Syndicate 29 July 2003 * * * *The Third Annual Turf War* * * * Yes, it's time again for alliances to go to war! TW3 will be held in DM 47 (North Fork) at a date to be specified later--right after Crip's Incomprehensible Contest is over...but I'm sure everyone wants to get their teams there soon! Here are the rules: 1. Each alliance must have a leader declare the arrival of his alliance. The leader will be responsible for verifying any and all teams/managers who declare to the alliance he/she is leading. 2. Each manager, team declaring for the contest must have approval of the leader, donate one Roll-up Certificate ($5) to the prize pot (send it to me by diplo, by snail, or a note to customer service), and declare his/her team by diplo, p-ad or snail. 3. Each team may declare one warrior as champion. All points scored by a champ are double! 4. Prizes are as follows (mostly...there WILL be some things added as the prize pot grows with entry donations--this list is not final!) * Highest scoring alliance -- Rename Arena 47 for a period of 6 months, one half of the total prize pot donated; roll-up certs. * The Alliance with the most returns from the DA will get to re-name the DA monsters for a period of 6 months. * The alliance with the most warriors listed as style masters will get to pick the Alastari city/arena to host the next Grand Tournament. * The warrior with the most front page honors/awards will have the Arenamaster named after him for a period of 6 months. * The Alliance with the most front page Honors/Awards will have the honor of picking the *slow* arena to host the Fifth Annual Turf War. * The team with the most listings as Style Master will find out the favorites of one of their warriors. * The warrior with the most listings as Style Master will fight at my expense for five turns (I will transfer to the manager's account). * The Alliance with the most kills will be able to re-name the stand-in warriors for a period of 6 months. * The warrior that scores the most total points will fight at my expense for 5 turns (I will transfer $7.50 to the manager's account). * The team that scores the most total points will receive an extra share of roll-up certs from the prize pot. There may be more categories to come, and the prize pot still has to be divided...I'm open to category/prize ideas--and further donations to the prize pot. The contest will run for *TEN* turns; prizes will be awarded at the end of the 11th turn. Scoring will be as follows: * 5 points per fight, doubled for each of the following conditions met: -- Two Alliance -- Champion -- Challenge -- Two Champions -- Bloodfeud -- Challenger losing -- Kill (Note: DA losses are exempt, but DA wins will be *tripled*!!! Ex: Happy Slasher goes to the DA and dies, no points are lost. If he wins, his team scores 60 points! If he was a champ, he scores 120 points!) Use the following chart to calculate scores: Conditions Met: 0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 Points Per Fight: 5 10 20 40 80 160 320 640 * Awards/Honors and Style Masters will each be awarded points also. Find the total number of each (do note add Awards and Style Masters together) and consult the graph below. Champs that score an award or style master count as two. 1 -- 5 7 -- 320 2 -- 10 8 -- 640 3 -- 20 9 -- 1280 4 -- 40 10 -- 2560 5 -- 80 11 -- 5280 6 -- 100 (x2 for each extra) Note -- These categories *count as "triple"*--they will be figured for each team, *AND* again for each alliance *as well as* for each warrior! * Each and every mention in the Spy Report is worth 5 points...period. * TVs will be scored on the same scale as Awards/Style Masters, but the total points will be x10. TC's will be scored as TV's, but x10 more. Number of TV/TC's Points Scored (TV/TC) 1 50/ 500 2 100/1000 3 200/2000 4 400/4000 + x2/ x2 (for each extra) Each alliance will start with 5000 points, scores for *fights* will be added to the winner's total *AND* deducted from the losers. Come one and all, defend your turf and the honor of your alliance...or your own! Asmo Dius, TCB Arenas, DM 47, DM 73 1 August 2003 Assurnasirbanipal invites you to Talcama to participate in the third BATTLE ROYAL contest. It is a Delarquan contest so brutal that even some of Talcama's most notable managers will refuse to participate. The rules are simpler than any other contest: You may not avoid any other contest team. There are no silly rules for who can and can't compete. Any team in Talcama is eligible to compete. The scoring is also quite simple (+1 for a win, +1 for a kill (+1 for the win), -1 for a loss) and the first team to reach 25 points is the winner. Scoring will be live--the results for the turn posted in the newsletter. The winner will be able to fight their contest team in Talcama for free for 6 months but more importantly will win a contest against some of the best managers who play the game in one of the hardest contests in the game. First turn for BATTLE ROYAL 3 is Talcama Turn 465, which is due August 30. LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS GOMER PYLE was viciously butchered by STONE GOLEM in a 2 minute Dark Arena fight. SNIPER was killed by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a exciting 2 minute gory Dark Arena melee. ESKIMO PIE was slaughtered by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute Dark Arena brawl. FUZZY BUZZCUT slimly won victory over SPIKE in a 2 minute Challenge fight. BOZO was viciously subdued by SNAPPY GEORGE in a 7 minute Challenge brawl. PUDDING PARADE viciously subdued RUBBER BUMPER in a 8 minute master's Title match. YANKEE DAN handily defeated JOHN ROSE in a 4 minute gruesome uneven melee. EL RIPPOFF vanquished THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a 5 minute gruesome uneven fight. ANN ARTICHOKE overpowered THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a 4 minute gruesome one-sided fight. SUSHEE SU was narrowly defeated by KITTY in a 2 minute veteran vs. novice upset fight. SOUFFLE GUFFAW viciously subdued JOSIE in a 3 minute bloody conflict. BIA THE ITCH was demolished by LIMPY TWO-SCREWS in a 1 minute mismatched match. ALABAMA BLACKSNAKE beat BUTCH in a 2 minute conflict. BATTLE REPORT MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS |FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT| |WALL OF STEEL 5 AIMED BLOW 1 - 0 - 0 100 | |LUNGING ATTACK 4 TOTAL PARRY 21 - 8 - 0 72 | |PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 PARRY-LUNGE 9 - 4 - 0 69 | |TOTAL PARRY 3 SLASHING ATTACK 6 - 3 - 0 67 | |BASHING ATTACK 3 PARRY-RIPOSTE 19 - 10 - 0 66 | |AIMED BLOW 1 PARRY-STRIKE 8 - 5 - 0 62 | |PARRY-STRIKE 1 STRIKING ATTACK 13 - 11 - 0 54 | |STRIKING ATTACK 1 LUNGING ATTACK 20 - 17 - 1 54 | |PARRY-LUNGE 0 WALL OF STEEL 15 - 21 - 1 42 | |SLASHING ATTACK 0 BASHING ATTACK 7 - 12 - 0 37 | Turn 413 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are: AIMED BLOW 1 - 0 WALL OF STEEL 2 - 3 3 TOTAL PARRY PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 - 0 BASHING ATTACK 1 - 2 3 PARRY-RIPOSTE TOTAL PARRY 2 - 1 LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 3 2 WALL OF STEEL PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 1 LUNGING ATTACK PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 1 SLASHING ATTACK SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 BASHING ATTACK STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 1 TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME TOTAL PARRY PUDDING PARADE 3902 14 1 0 99 COLOR ME SUAVE (322) PARRY-RIPOSTE ANN ARTICHOKE 3984 10 4 0 49 DELVERS (154) Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above. The overall popularity leader is SNAPPY GEORGE 4015. The most popular warrior this turn was SNAPPY GEORGE 4015. The ten other most popular fighters were PUDDING PARADE 3902, GOMER PYLE 3970, SNIPER 3972, ANN ARTICHOKE 3984, JOSIE 4037, ALABAMA BLACKSNAKE 3971, BUTCH 4040, FUZZY BUZZCUT 4024, SPIKE 4038, and JOHN ROSE 3985. The least popular fighter this week was YANKEE DAN 4019. The other ten least popular fighters were RUBBER BUMPER 3903, BOZO 4016, BIA THE ITCH 4039, KITTY 4036, ESKIMO PIE 3974, LIMPY TWO-SCREWS 4048, SOUFFLE GUFFAW 4023, EL RIPPOFF 3992, SUSHEE SU 3983, and JOHN ROSE 3985.