DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 10/09/2004 Duedate: 10/22/2004
RODEKI ARENA
DM-42 TURN-444
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
CRIX BREMOORE
FLAGG'S FIVE (213)
(42-4091) [8-4-1,107]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
CRIX BREMOORE POSITION IS EMPTY
FLAGG'S FIVE (213)
(42-4091) [8-4-1,107]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
SUSHEE SU SUSHEE SU
DELVERS (154) DELVERS (154)
(42-3983) [15-30-0,83] (42-3983) [15-30-0,83]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
COLOR ME SUAVE (322)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. FLAGG'S FIVE (213) 68
2. DELVERS (154) 15 COLOR ME SUAVE (322)
3. CLOWNING AROUND (354) 9 Unchartered Team
4. KING'S KREW (151) 0
5. COLOR ME SUAVE (322) -22 ONE IF BY LAND (215)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 COLOR ME SUAVE (322) 304 207 16 59.5 1/ 1 COLOR ME SUAVE (322) 10 5 0
2/ 2 CLOWNING AROUND (354) 50 39 1 56.2 2/ 4 DELVERS (154) 6 9 1
3/ 0 FLAGG'S FIVE (213) 172 176 10 49.4 3/ 0 FLAGG'S FIVE (213) 5 0 1
4/ 4 DELVERS (154) 353 489 7 41.9 4/ 3 CLOWNING AROUND (354) 5 3 0
5- 5 KING'S KREW (151) 80 131 2 37.9 5- 2 KING'S KREW (151) 2 3 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
It's me, The Unknown Spymaster here with my bag to give you the news on last
week's fights. Hey everybody, watch out for MASUMII, who flew up 16 points in the
rankings after mashing MIYAGI'S MIATA like a melon. Keep your eye on this guy. Ya
know, some days it doesn't pay to walk out on the sands. MIYAGI'S MIATA was bested
by MASUMII and drops 11 points. It's a proud day for the FLAGG'S FIVE stable, as
their warrior, CRIX BREMOORE, ascended the Duelmaster's throne. Can you believe they
are paying me 10 gold to deliver this stuff?
Here is other news that is of note. Here's a song for you: Who's afraid of the
big, bad HIGHER PURPOSE? Big bad HIGHER PURPOSE. Big bad HIGHER PURPOSE. RODEKI's
afraid of the big bad HIGHER PURPOSE. Tra la la la la! And you guys like to boo me?
Well, unsling your rasberries, cause CLOWNING AROUND beats feet every time HIGHER
PURPOSE smiles at them. Try farming, eh? Well dang howdy, but if challenges were
votes, SUSHEE SU would be president. Although it may be a contest she doesn't want
to win.
Being a spy is great--other people die and you spend the rest of the day
drinking to their memory. Better tanked than dead! Remember: alliances are great,
but try and take your ally in the arena with you and see what happens.
Well, there's the manager of the RODEKI giving me the 'cut' sign (or is that
'They're going to strangle you in the alley?). Well, there goes another Spy Report.
Good luck in next week's fights. Its been fun, and I'm sure you enjoyed it (boos).
Now that I've got you worked up for Snide Clemens, I'll be leaving-- The Unknown
Spymaster
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CRIX BREMOORE 4091 8 4 1 107 FLAGG'S FIVE (213)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-GEORGE STARK 1589 21 27 0 113 KING'S KREW (151)
FUZZY BUZZCUT 4024 23 14 0 93 COLOR ME SUAVE (322)
BOZO 4016 14 25 0 91 CLOWNING AROUND (354)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
JOHN ROSE 3985 16 29 0 86 DELVERS (154)
SUSHEE SU 3983 15 30 0 83 DELVERS (154)
-RONALD MCDONALD 4041 11 0 1 71 CLOWNING AROUND (354)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
VIRTUOS VIXEN 4092 9 3 0 66 FLAGG'S FIVE (213)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
1977 AMC MATADOR 4116 12 5 0 56 COLOR ME SUAVE (322)
THIRD BASE SPOCK 4167 6 1 0 54 COLOR ME SUAVE (322)
MASUMII 4117 6 3 0 46 FLAGG'S FIVE (213)
THE MOLE 4118 9 7 1 36 DELVERS (154)
MIYAGI'S MIATA 4130 7 4 0 35 COLOR ME SUAVE (322)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-DELORES 4147 4 1 0 24 KING'S KREW (151)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BLAZING BLUR 4136 3 1 0 23 FLAGG'S FIVE (213)
RED SKELTON 4153 2 4 0 23 CLOWNING AROUND (354)
HANDSOME DOES 4175 3 3 1 21 DELVERS (154)
-KRISTINE 4174 3 0 0 20 KING'S KREW (151)
-DR. HOOK 4125 4 6 0 18 KING'S KREW (151)
RIMA ADLER 4187 1 0 1 16 FLAGG'S FIVE (213)
HANDSOME IS 4164 3 5 0 15 DELVERS (154)
KANGAROO LIFEBOAT 4186 2 1 0 9 COLOR ME SUAVE (322)
-RED 4176 1 1 0 4 KING'S KREW (151)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
EMBEZZLING SCRIBE 5 0 1 0 1 HANDSOME DOES 4175 444 NONE
PERSISTENT BEGGAR 4 0 1 0 1 RIMA ADLER 4187 444 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
Bozo -- Confess! It was YOU running around in a mime's whiteface, wasn't it? It
WAS! I knew it all along, YOU are the one who's been training the mimes to pretend
to fight better than gladiators! That's DISGUSTING. And dangerous, too! What if
they got hold of weapons and stopped pretending? So...take THAT! -- Sushee Su
Ronald McDonald -- (innocent look) Who am I to stand in the way of your advancement,
eh? Fly high, boy. -- The Mole, who wouldn't fly high for any inducement except
being picked up by an eagle and carried off
Fuzzy Buzzcut -- I hate losing to you. It's like losing to a badly clipped poodle.
-- John Rose
Kangaroo Lifeboat -- Ah. Are YOU the one that jumped away from the Titanic so
rapidly that twenty people trying to board fell into the water? Are YOU the one who
ran down that penguin family by jumping the light at the intersection of Shipwreck
Row and Iceberg Alley? Well, WAS it? -- Handsome Is
Red Skelton -- Damn. I mean, darn. I was actually afraid to hit you because of the
risk of flying bone splinters. They can blind a person, you know, and *I* don't want
to be blinded. -- Handsome Does
Bozo -- Well, I WOULD have always been your friend, until you started messing with
the mimes. -- Sushee Su
Might as well call me Ronald McProject. No more happy meals for me. :(
Sushee Su -- Come on, you know I always let you win some. Well, maybe letting you is
too strong a word. Call us well matched.... -- Bozo
Dr. Hook/Kristine -- I guess I scared the pants off you. Or was it that you laughed
them off when you read my comment? -- Red S.
Handsome Does? -- When they say, tall, dark and handsome, tall is not defined as NBA
freakshow height. -- Red S.
20 September 2004
Azereth has returned! I am the manager for Scarlet Blades in DM 25. I was a member
of the Crimson Alliance and the Crimson Brotherhood (which was composed of former CA
members). I've been out of the game for many (at least 5) years. I would like to
hear from anyone who remembers me, as well as any Alliance that is seeking to add
experienced managers to their roster. Contact me at:
Anthony Wells
600 W. Shore Dr.
Stanton, MI 48888
or by personal ads in DM 25.
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
FUZZY BUZZCUT was devastated by CRIX BREMOORE in a 1 minute mismatched Title fight.
BOZO unbelievably bested SUSHEE SU in a exciting 3 minute gory expert's battle.
JOHN ROSE vanquished 1977 AMC MATADOR in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
VIRTUOS VIXEN overpowered THE MOLE in a 2 minute bloody one-sided fight.
MIYAGI'S MIATA was bested by MASUMII in a 2 minute duel.
THIRD BASE SPOCK overpowered RED SKELTON in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
HANDSOME IS bested MORDANT DESERTER in a 2 minute competition.
HANDSOME DOES slew EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 2 minute gruesome melee.
BLAZING BLUR viciously subdued KANGAROO LIFEBOAT in a slow 9 minute beginner's duel.
RIMA ADLER slaughtered PERSISTENT BEGGAR in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|BASHING ATTACK 5 STRIKING ATTACK 9 - 0 - 1 100 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 LUNGING ATTACK 12 - 4 - 0 75 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 3 AIMED BLOW 11 - 4 - 1 73 |
|WALL OF STEEL 3 BASHING ATTACK 25 - 19 - 0 57 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 10 - 9 - 1 53 |
|AIMED BLOW 1 SLASHING ATTACK 14 - 14 - 1 50 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 12 - 16 - 0 43 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 0 WALL OF STEEL 20 - 27 - 0 43 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 0 PARRY-LUNGE 4 - 6 - 1 40 |
|TOTAL PARRY 0 TOTAL PARRY 9 - 19 - 1 32 |
Turn 444 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
AIMED BLOW 1 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 2 4 BASHING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 - 0 WALL OF STEEL 1 - 2 3 WALL OF STEEL
BASHING ATTACK 3 - 2 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 1 SLASHING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 1 LUNGING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 TOTAL PARRY
STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 STRIKING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 0 - 0 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
SLASHING ATTACK CRIX BREMOORE 4091 8 4 1 107 FLAGG'S FIVE (213)
BASHING ATTACK FUZZY BUZZCUT 4024 23 14 0 93 COLOR ME SUAVE (322)
WALL OF STEEL 1977 AMC MATADOR 4116 12 5 0 56 COLOR ME SUAVE (322)
PARRY-RIPOSTE MASUMII 4117 6 3 0 46 FLAGG'S FIVE (213)
PARRY-STRIKE THE MOLE 4118 9 7 1 36 DELVERS (154)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is SUSHEE SU 3983. The most popular warrior this turn
was SUSHEE SU 3983. The ten other most popular fighters were BOZO 4016, VIRTUOS
VIXEN 4092, MIYAGI'S MIATA 4130, HANDSOME IS 4164, MASUMII 4117, CRIX BREMOORE 4091,
BLAZING BLUR 4136, JOHN ROSE 3985, THIRD BASE SPOCK 4167, and HANDSOME DOES 4175.
The least popular fighter this week was KANGAROO LIFEBOAT 4186. The other ten least
popular fighters were RED SKELTON 4153, THE MOLE 4118, FUZZY BUZZCUT 4024, 1977 AMC
MATADOR 4116, RIMA ADLER 4187, HANDSOME DOES 4175, THIRD BASE SPOCK 4167, JOHN ROSE
3985, BLAZING BLUR 4136, and CRIX BREMOORE 4091.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
FUZZY BUZZCUT (42-4024) COLOR ME SUAVE (322)
FACE-TO-FACE XXXIV
Our next Winter Face-to-Face will be held on Martin Luther King weekend, Friday
through Sunday, 14-16 January 2005, at the Embassy Suites in Tempe, Arizona (4400 S
Rural Rd--this is the same hotel as last year). Room rates are $139.00 per night,
1-4 occupancy, which includes breakfast. The rooms are blocked. The reservations
number is 480-897-7444; tell them you're with the "Reality Simulations Face to Face
Convention" block. Our room block will be released in mid-December, so please make
sure you reserve your room before then!
Room rates include a full cooked-to-order breakfast and a complimentary two-hour
manager's reception. There is a free shuttle to the airport, as well as free parking.
The hotel is located down the freeway in Tempe. All rooms have high speed internet
(for an extra charge). There is a fitness center, jacuzzi, and pool, and of course a
bar and Mexican restaurant inside the hotel. And there's Denny's right across the
street. Look for transportation info in the tournament information sheet.
The tournament information sheet/strategy sheet should be out sometime in late
November/early December.
If you haven't been to a Face-to-Face before, you're overdue. If you have,
you'll be back. Don't miss this one, it'll be a blast! See you there!
-- Green Eyes and the RSI Staff
NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)
For those of you who keep track of such things, 51 additional warriors graduated
from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament.
CAPTAIN CRUNCH (5-4330) TECHNOLOGY
GARAI (7-4608) BLADES OF ICE
GAZREK (7-5097) DEMONS OF DARKNESS 7
CRIMSON BLUSH (7-5351) VENGEANCE SEEKERS
NEMESIS (10-2676) MYTH AND MIGHT
PLAYFUL DOG (10-4237) MONGREL HORDE
CALLISTO (12-4974) NAUGHTY NYMPHS
ILLUMINAUGHTY (12-5423) LOBOTOMATION
SKIPPY (14-2305) PRIDE OF THE CDC
ARGINASE (16-4137) ENZYMES
CADEX CFM (18-3366) THE BIKE SHOP
CRY-O-LIT (18-6106) ROCK-ETTS
PAPA RATTLESNAKE (18-6800) APACHE
SUICIDE (21-4832) APPLE CIDER
REVEREND LOVEJOY (22-5517) SPRINGFIELD
DVDA (22-5768) THAT'S UNPOSSIBLE!
DONAHAR (24-3006) MAGIC REALM
LINK HOGTHROB (33-5358) INTERSTELLAR PORK
JETS TO BRAZIL (36-5604) SKATE DRAGONS
ARTEMIS (41-3675) LADY OF THE MOON
SELENE (41-3676) LADY OF THE MOON
BETTY (58-5755) HELL HOUNDS
INSURRECTION (60-5607) BLADES OF DESTINY
COPPERHEAD (65-5467) NATURE'S ASSASSINS
CHRISSEL (70-5208) LITHE & LOVELY
SUPERIOR II (75-760) SUPERIOR FORCES
ARCHER (82-1198) GORGONITES
SQUIRREL KILLER (82-3278) END OF THE LINE
CICINISTI (82-3706) BEGUILERZ
GNORE (82-3717) MILITARY SCIENCE
FINALITY (82-4063) SUPERIOR FORCES 3P
SIR LANCELOT (82-5350) ROUND TABLE
WILLY T MAC (82-5925) RAPTURE
KHORGA KHAN (82-6730) THE BEGINNING
ELLYN (82-8983) LAS VEGAS II
MANTISSA (82-9324) MATMATICA
JETS TO BRAZIL (82-9697) DRAGON SKALE
ON THE WASHER (82-10019) SUNNYDALE
ORAL B (82-10020) SUNNYDALE
2-STROKE (82-10384) THE WILLBURYS 79
HITZ (82-10428) 4-LETTER DOCTORS
UNDEFEATABLE (82-10966) SUPERIOR FORCES 5M
GOLDWRAP (82-11886) SUPERIOR FORCES 34
CHIMPANZEE (82-12985) ANIMAL CRACKERS
THE CUTICLE DANCE (82-13639) DON'T ASK
SCHWETTY OLIVES (82-14247) SCHWETTY FOODS
QSTAFF INFECTION (82-14523) DIRTY INFIRMARY
BING S7 WANG (82-16000) SUPERIOR FORCES 6201
TAKE YOUR BEST SHOT (82-16651) SLIGHTLY HEATED
SMILING GOAT (82-20735) SHAVE MY POODLE
CRITICAL UPDATES (82-24025) ANNOYING THINGS II
LIGHTNING XLV (82-24103) DEATH STUDS IX
Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes