DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 02/10/2007 Duedate: 02/23/2007
RODEKI ARENA
DM-42 TURN-505
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
JOCKSTRAP JONES
COLOR ME SUAVE (322)
(42-4237) [22-15-1,107]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
JOCKSTRAP JONES POSITION IS EMPTY
COLOR ME SUAVE (322)
(42-4237) [22-15-1,107]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
ROCKSOCK DELAWARE RUN
DELVERS (154) COLOR ME SUAVE (322)
(42-4253) [11-18-0,51] (42-4400) [5-3-2,61]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
COLOR ME SUAVE (322)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. KLK RANGE HAMMERZ (379) 28
2. DELVERS (154) 24 COLOR ME SUAVE (322)
3. RESCUE RANGERS (296) 13 Unchartered Team
4. COLOR ME SUAVE (322) 3
5. BEASTIAL LEGION (391) 0 DEATHWING (394)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 COLOR ME SUAVE (322) 474 335 24 58.6 1/ 1 COLOR ME SUAVE (322) 9 6 0
2/ 2 RESCUE RANGERS (296) 19 14 0 57.6 2/ 2 DELVERS (154) 7 8 0
3- 3 BEASTIAL LEGION (391) 24 29 3 45.3 3- 3 BEASTIAL LEGION (391) 3 2 0
4/ 5 KLK RANGE HAMMERZ (379) 19 23 3 45.2 4/ 5 KLK RANGE HAMMERZ (379) 3 3 1
5/ 4 DELVERS (154) 487 650 13 42.8 5/ 4 RESCUE RANGERS (296) 2 1 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
Ready for some action-packed adventure, some thrills, chills and spills? Well
fergit it, cause this is the Spyreport for RODEKI. MVP award for QUICK DEAD HAMMER?
KLK RANGE HAMMERZ's proud of her after beating ACELESS DEUCER and getting 25 points.
Talk about yer big time losers! WINKY DINK got smashed by CELIE SHATTERSTONE, and
lost 10 points! Don't you think the Duelmaster is being unfair? I think JOCKSTRAP
JONES should let M. CHARDINEE be Duelmaster for a while, without fighting about it.
Who was the wiseguy that said RODEKI's Duelmaster was paying for drinks at The
Swinging Aardvark? Don't look at me!
Look, you guys stick to fighting, all right? BEASTIAL LEGION was RODEKI's most
avoided team. Is there some award for that? Hhmph! What kind of warriors are COLOR
ME SUAVE? BEASTIAL LEGION, an easy team to beat if I ever saw one, can't get them to
accept an invitation! Like, is ROCKSOCK popular, or what? It was challenged the
most in all of RODEKI! It's got a 11-18-0, is that good? Speaking of challenging 32
points above did you hear about DELAWARE RUN of COLOR ME SUAVE vs. DELVERS' ROCKSOCK?
(And how was that intro!) Like, was that some fighting on DELAWARE RUN's part, or
what? And he got 27 points out of it! (besides getting in my report) Poor
ROCKSOCK.
Man, all these warriors dying and killing each other! Don't you guys ever give
it a break? I'm always kinda bummed when a decent warrior gets killed. ACELESS
DEUCER, of COLOR ME SUAVE had a 10-2-0 when he got bumped off by QUICK DEAD HAMMER.
Hey you guys, don't you think your families would like to hear from you? Write! (Or
have someone write for you.)
I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid. Who would've guessed I'd be
a famous Spyreporter? I'm getting tired of writing this stuff, so I'm calling it
quits. I had a fun time, see you later-- Debby Tonte
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
JOCKSTRAP JONES 4237 22 15 1 107 COLOR ME SUAVE (322)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-WOLVERINE 4374 8 3 1 93 BEASTIAL LEGION (391)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
QUICK DEAD HAMMER 4214 10 11 2 90 KLK RANGE HAMMERZ (379)
SCADDIE 4381 13 4 1 83 COLOR ME SUAVE (322)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DELAWARE RUN 4400 5 3 2 61 COLOR ME SUAVE (322)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
JOHN WAYNE HAMMER 4213 9 12 1 56 KLK RANGE HAMMERZ (379)
-RHINO 4384 5 3 2 55 BEASTIAL LEGION (391)
ROCKSOCK 4253 11 18 0 51 DELVERS (154)
-CHIP 4201 6 5 0 47 RESCUE RANGERS (296)
-BADGER 4375 7 5 0 42 BEASTIAL LEGION (391)
-MONTY 3457 5 4 0 41 RESCUE RANGERS (296)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
RACKABOY 4402 3 4 0 28 DELVERS (154)
CELIE SHATTERSTONE 4404 4 2 0 26 DELVERS (154)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CHRISTELLINA 4405 3 3 0 18 DELVERS (154)
-NITEMARE NONBELIEVER 4408 1 0 0 15 BEASTIAL LEGION (391)
SILLY 4385 1 0 0 13 RESCUE RANGERS (296)
WINKY DINK 4407 2 2 0 8 COLOR ME SUAVE (322)
-MONGOOSE 4406 0 1 0 7 BEASTIAL LEGION (391)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
ACELESS DEUCER 4388 10 2 0 COLOR ME SUAVE 322 QUICK DEAD HAMME 4214 505
MOP 4382 10 3 1 COLOR ME SUAVE 322 FREDIBAR 4236 501 REVENGED
PERSONAL ADS
All -- If I'm silent for a while, it's because my wife recently gave birth to our
third son on January 23. He's been in the NICU since; he's recovering, but we're
still awaiting the day he gets to come home. If any of you wants updates, I'm
keeping a blog at http://nashvillebecker.livejournal.com. If you don't, that's fine.
When things return to some normalcy, I'll return to my normal talkative self. Until
then, my efforts belong elsewhere. God bless. -- Jim (Suave)
Congratulations and all the best for the sprout to come home soon, happy and
healthy! -- Ed.
Jockstrap Jones -- So glad to hand off the title to you! I'm just not up for it. Of
course, you aren't either, but that isn't MY problem. -- Fredibar
P.S. Amazing how much more decisive I feel now. I shall go straight away and order
coffee! LOTS of coffee.
Winky Dink -- Gods, you're disgusting! -- Christellina
P.S. And very forward. Just because you're shorter than I am doesn't mean you
should be putting your hands, uh, "there." And get your nose out of my cleavage!
You damned Fratsfans have no couth at all.
Aceless Deucer -- Yeahyeahyeah, not today. I'm busy. -- Rackaboy
Chip -- You must, as they say, "Take that." The rest of the team seems to be taking
time off for some peculiar rite of generation, leaving me to uphold our win-loss
percentage. I do what I can, but one golem can only do so much. -- Rocksock
Nitemare Nonbeliever -- Uh...yes, whatever. Talk to me about it later, I'm really
busy. -- Celie Shatterstone
Aceless Deucer -- Well, I didn't know what came next, either. So I just went with
the pattern. That's what we learn those things for, isn't it? -- Rackaboy
Scaddie -- Clay golems, yes, but I am, obviously, not one of them. -- Rocksock
P.S. Didn't you ever wonder what happens to all those socks that go missing in the
laundry?
Winky Dink -- Ah, okay. Everyone should have a hobby. -- Celie Shatterstone
24 January 2007
The Council of Lords would like to propose a rule change in ADM and Primus. We
propose that Lord Protectors ranked "Grand Champions" and below (ADM) and "The Tower
Guard" and below (Primus) be allowed to fight in the Dark Arena. This would not
impact the top rankings or title match. Any managers who never got his fill or shot
at fighting Gateway monsters would have it as an option. We believe it might spark
some interest in the ADM/Primus realm for some managers. If interested, speak up in
the newsletters or on forums under the "rules changes" thread and let RSI know. This
could even be something to try for 12 months and then be re-evaluated. What say you,
managers of Ghea? -- The Icelord sends....
29 January 2007
HDFA Mission Statement
"Show me the money!"
This is the battle cry of a newly formed collection of like-minded individuals:
The High Dolla' Free Agent$. We are not a tough guy alliance: No...we offer no
battle without reward. We search for victory and the prizes and accolades that
follow. We are motivated by winning and will freely use whatever means necessary to
obtain our currency. No stuffy rules, no mandates, no constitutions, no leaders,
only a few objectives:
1) Win as often as possible
2) Celebrate freely and revel in your victories; the more meaningless the
victory the more we celebrate. Highsiding and chest thumping are encouraged.
Ostentatious endzone celebrations with prop usage are encouraged, regardless of
fines, penalties, suspensions or arrest by local authorities. It is important to let
your opponent know how great you are; more importantly, you must let your own
alliance mates know how great you are.
This is a 1-up alliance, let the performance of your fellow Free Agent$ motivate
you. If a Free Agent wins a TV, win 2; if a Free agent wins a contest, win a more
prestigious one.
Current members of the HDFA include: CFH and Abraxis. Inquires can be directed
to: CFH/Rat Salad DM 47
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
SCADDIE was devastated by FREDIBAR in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
DELAWARE RUN vanquished ROCKSOCK in a 1 minute uneven Challenge battle.
WINKY DINK was demolished by CELIE SHATTERSTONE in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
JOCKSTRAP JONES bested M. CHARDINEE in a 4 minute one-sided Title contest.
ACELESS DEUCER was assassinated by QUICK DEAD HAMMER in a 1 minute mismatched match.
JOHN WAYNE HAMMER bested RACKABOY in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
CHRISTELLINA devastated CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute mismatched match.
SILLY handily defeated CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute uneven fight.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW 2 PARRY-LUNGE 8 - 2 - 0 80 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 2 STRIKING ATTACK 16 - 9 - 1 64 |
|WALL OF STEEL 2 WALL OF STEEL 19 - 14 - 1 58 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 2 SLASHING ATTACK 8 - 7 - 0 53 |
|BASHING ATTACK 2 LUNGING ATTACK 11 - 12 - 1 48 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 AIMED BLOW 9 - 11 - 2 45 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 BASHING ATTACK 8 - 11 - 2 42 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 4 - 7 - 0 36 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 TOTAL PARRY 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
|TOTAL PARRY 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 505 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
AIMED BLOW 2 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 1 2 WALL OF STEEL
LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 2 LUNGING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 2 - 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 2 AIMED BLOW
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 1 STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 1 2 STRIKING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 1 - 1 TOTAL PARRY 0 - 0 2 BASHING ATTACK
1 TOTAL PARRY
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
WALL OF STEEL JOCKSTRAP JONES 4237 22 15 1 107 COLOR ME SUAVE (322)
STRIKING ATTACK SCADDIE 4381 13 4 1 83 COLOR ME SUAVE (322)
BASHING ATTACK DELAWARE RUN 4400 5 3 2 61 COLOR ME SUAVE (322)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is ROCKSOCK 4253. The most popular warrior this turn
was DELAWARE RUN 4400. The ten other most popular fighters were CELIE SHATTERSTONE
4404, JOCKSTRAP JONES 4237, JOHN WAYNE HAMMER 4213, SILLY 4385, WINKY DINK 4407,
QUICK DEAD HAMMER 4214, RACKABOY 4402, CHRISTELLINA 4405, SCADDIE 4381, and ROCKSOCK
4253.
The least popular fighter this week was ACELESS DEUCER 4388. The other ten least
popular fighters were ROCKSOCK 4253, SCADDIE 4381, CHRISTELLINA 4405, RACKABOY 4402,
QUICK DEAD HAMMER 4214, WINKY DINK 4407, SILLY 4385, JOHN WAYNE HAMMER 4213,
JOCKSTRAP JONES 4237, and CELIE SHATTERSTONE 4404.
The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:
FREDIBAR (42-4236) DELVERS (154)