DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 06/02/2007 Duedate: 06/15/2007
RODEKI ARENA
DM-42 TURN-513
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
JOHN WAYNE HAMMER
KLK RANGE HAMMERZ (379)
(42-4213) [15-14-2,105]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
JOHN WAYNE HAMMER POSITION IS EMPTY
KLK RANGE HAMMERZ (379)
(42-4213) [15-14-2,105]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
ROCKSOCK MOIST TOWELETTE
DELVERS (154) COLOR ME SUAVE (322)
(42-4253) [16-21-0,84] (42-4430) [0-1-0,1]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
DELVERS (154)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. DELVERS (154) 23
2. COLOR ME SUAVE (322) 22 COLOR ME SUAVE (322)
3. KLK RANGE HAMMERZ (379) 11 Unchartered Team
4. ELEMENTS OF ZEN (129) -21
YEAH BABY (275)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 COLOR ME SUAVE (322) 495 354 24 58.3 1/ 1 DELVERS (154) 10 5 0
2/ 3 ELEMENTS OF ZEN (129) 86 100 5 46.2 2/ 3 COLOR ME SUAVE (322) 8 7 0
3/ 4 KLK RANGE HAMMERZ (379) 26 32 4 44.8 3/ 2 ELEMENTS OF ZEN (129) 6 9 0
4/ 5 DELVERS (154) 513 664 13 43.6 4/ 4 KLK RANGE HAMMERZ (379) 2 4 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
Notes from the arena champ.
Rodeki Ruffians,
Here I am right back where I belong!
Special Thanks to Delaware Run for the Boost to the Throne!
The View from the Top is Even Better Than Ever!
My Goal is to Become the First Ever Hammer Aimer to Graduate!
Hopefully Before the Summer Facer!
Ride 'Em Cowboy!
John Wayne Hammer
SPY REPORT
Greetings, Warriors of RODEKI. Allow this humble servant Novgorodny Vir to give
you a respite from the fights in the form of this Spyreport. DELVERS had cause to
celebrate, after RACKABOY got 14 points by beating MISO SOUP. JADE TIGER certainly
had a baffled expression on hers face, after losing to WINKY DINK and losing 11
points in the process! Those who hoped for a new Duelmaster were disappointed by
ROCKSOCK, of DELVERS, who despite a 16-21-0 couldn't overcome RODEKI's Number 1. So
who was the warrior seen charging into immovable walls and challenging dead trees?
Someone's got a basic problem...
A Zenmaster once told me, 'Does not the spinning wheel turn? And do not the
little birds cry out?' Any ideas? Like a horde of jackals fleeing from the lion, so
did the "warriors" in RODEKI avoid ELEMENTS OF ZEN. The warriors of ELEMENTS OF ZEN
found their efforts at combat frustrated as COLOR ME SUAVE apparently had more
important things to do than fight.
The moving sword slashes, and having slashed, moves on... Ask not for whom the
sword slashes; it slashes for thee.
Leave me now, you base fools! More important duties call me. Like a mixed
metaphor, and an overtaxed simile, I now bid RODEKI farewell-- Novgorodny Vir
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
JOHN WAYNE HAMMER 4213 15 14 2 105 KLK RANGE HAMMERZ (379)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DELAWARE RUN 4400 11 5 2 86 COLOR ME SUAVE (322)
ROCKSOCK 4253 16 21 0 84 DELVERS (154)
QUICK DEAD HAMMER 4214 11 18 2 69 KLK RANGE HAMMERZ (379)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
RACKABOY 4402 8 7 0 66 DELVERS (154)
CELIE SHATTERSTONE 4404 9 5 0 57 DELVERS (154)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CHRISTELLINA 4405 8 6 0 56 DELVERS (154)
MISO SOUP 3167 13 7 0 50 ELEMENTS OF ZEN (129)
WINKY DINK 4407 7 5 0 43 COLOR ME SUAVE (322)
KILLER KABUKI 3231 8 7 0 37 ELEMENTS OF ZEN (129)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
RITA PYE 4414 6 2 0 27 DELVERS (154)
HONG KONG FOOEY 3524 4 3 0 25 ELEMENTS OF ZEN (129)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
JADE TIGER 3509 5 5 1 22 ELEMENTS OF ZEN (129)
MASTER PO 3527 2 3 0 9 ELEMENTS OF ZEN (129)
NEVER HAS-BEEN 4431 1 0 0 7 COLOR ME SUAVE (322)
HOLLYMOOP 4429 1 1 0 4 COLOR ME SUAVE (322)
MOIST TOWELETTE 4430 0 1 0 1 COLOR ME SUAVE (322)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
PERSONAL ADS
Rackaboy -- It's not supposed to taste good. -- Miso
Rita -- That's what you get for spanking Po. -- Jade
Scaddie -- They tell me that it is a "courtesy" to allow you a win on your last fight
here. Apparently my human teammates put a value on this courtesy business,
therefore, you win. It is all much the same to me. -- Rocksock
P.S. What insurance policy? Why would I want an insurance policy?
Miso Soup -- Yuck-O. No way you're going to persuade me that's food. -- Christellina
Killer Kabuki -- Cool! I didn't realize a female golem could be swayed by such a
red-blooded model of masculine pulchritude as me, but gosh! You were! This really
winds me up. How about dinner? -- Rackaboy
P.S. Er, if you eat, that is?
Hong Kong Fooey -- What, did you think I was some kind of Fae Wray to get all excited
and fluttery when I saw you? As if! -- Celie Shatterstone
Jade Tiger -- It didn't look to ME like there was any opening for me to show how I
could fight. I mean, you up and tried to bite my head off. This upsets me, you
know? So I just quit the fight. I can never do any good when I'm upset. -- Rita Pye
Druid -- Yep, Small Arena Syndrome, and this isn't the worst instance of it, either.
But it does give you a chance to get really familiar with your opponents, if your
mind works that way. No surprises, but some days, nobody WANTS a surprise. -- Harby
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
JOHN WAYNE HAMMER devastated ROCKSOCK in a 1 minute mismatched Title fight.
DELAWARE RUN vanquished QUICK DEAD HAMMER in a exciting 1 minute uneven battle.
MISO SOUP was defeated by RACKABOY in a 2 minute duel.
CELIE SHATTERSTONE bested KILLER KABUKI in a popular 1 minute contest.
CHRISTELLINA overpowered HONG KONG FOOEY in a 1 minute mismatched match.
JADE TIGER was devastated by WINKY DINK in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
RITA PYE devastated HOLLYMOOP in a 1 minute mismatched match.
MASTER PO unbelievably bested MOIST TOWELETTE in a 10 minute beginner's fight.
NEVER HAS-BEEN unbelievably bested CONVICTED THIEF in a 6 minute novice's duel.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW 3 WALL OF STEEL 6 - 4 - 0 60 |
|TOTAL PARRY 3 BASHING ATTACK 15 - 11 - 0 58 |
|BASHING ATTACK 3 PARRY-RIPOSTE 8 - 6 - 0 57 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 2 AIMED BLOW 16 - 12 - 2 57 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 LUNGING ATTACK 9 - 7 - 0 56 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 2 SLASHING ATTACK 11 - 9 - 0 55 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 1 STRIKING ATTACK 10 - 10 - 0 50 |
|WALL OF STEEL 1 TOTAL PARRY 4 - 5 - 0 44 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 5 - 0 17 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 513 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 0 BASHING ATTACK 1 - 2 3 AIMED BLOW
SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 2 BASHING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW 2 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 2 SLASHING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 2 - 1 STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 2 1 LUNGING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 1 WALL OF STEEL 0 - 1 1 TOTAL PARRY
1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
1 WALL OF STEEL
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
AIMED BLOW JOHN WAYNE HAMMER 4213 15 14 2 105 KLK RANGE HAMMERZ (379)
BASHING ATTACK DELAWARE RUN 4400 11 5 2 86 COLOR ME SUAVE (322)
SLASHING ATTACK RACKABOY 4402 8 7 0 66 DELVERS (154)
LUNGING ATTACK CHRISTELLINA 4405 8 6 0 56 DELVERS (154)
TOTAL PARRY MISO SOUP 3167 13 7 0 50 ELEMENTS OF ZEN (129)
PARRY-RIPOSTE WINKY DINK 4407 7 5 0 43 COLOR ME SUAVE (322)
WALL OF STEEL KILLER KABUKI 3231 8 7 0 37 ELEMENTS OF ZEN (129)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is ROCKSOCK 4253. The most popular warrior this turn
was MOIST TOWELETTE 4430. The ten other most popular fighters were DELAWARE RUN
4400, CELIE SHATTERSTONE 4404, RACKABOY 4402, RITA PYE 4414, JOHN WAYNE HAMMER 4213,
CHRISTELLINA 4405, KILLER KABUKI 3231, WINKY DINK 4407, ROCKSOCK 4253, and QUICK DEAD
HAMMER 4214.
The least popular fighter this week was NEVER HAS-BEEN 4431. The other ten least
popular fighters were MASTER PO 3527, HOLLYMOOP 4429, JADE TIGER 3509, HONG KONG
FOOEY 3524, MISO SOUP 3167, QUICK DEAD HAMMER 4214, ROCKSOCK 4253, WINKY DINK 4407,
KILLER KABUKI 3231, and CHRISTELLINA 4405.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
JOHN WAYNE HAMMER (42-4213) KLK RANGE HAMMERZ (379)