DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 01/24/2009    Duedate: 02/06/2009

RODEKI ARENA

DM-42    TURN-553

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

DIPSY DIXIE
COLOR ME SUAVE (322)
(42-4469) [17-2-0,110]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

DIPSY DIXIE                    POSITION IS EMPTY
COLOR ME SUAVE (322)           
(42-4469) [17-2-0,110]         

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

DIPSY DIXIE                    CHATTY CABALIST
COLOR ME SUAVE (322)           DUNGEON CELL (402)
(42-4469) [17-2-0,110]         (42-4488) [8-2-0,81]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

COLOR ME SUAVE (322)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. DUNGEON CELL (402)          29
2. COLOR ME SUAVE (322)        13      DUNGEON CELL (402)
3. DELVERS (154)              -31      Unchartered Team

                                       ONE IF BY LAND (215)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 DUNGEON CELL (402)        20  11  1 64.5   1/ 1 COLOR ME SUAVE (322)     10  5 0
 2/ 2 COLOR ME SUAVE (322)     626 421 29 59.8   2/ 2 DELVERS (154)             5 10 0
 3/ 3 DELVERS (154)            605 769 16 44.0   3/ 3 DUNGEON CELL (402)        4  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 614): WAYWARD SON of MANNEQUIN'S BEST (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 497): HORMONAL GROWTH of WIDE WORLD OF... (The Dark One, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 622): BUD GREEN of GREEN WITH ENVY (Misfit, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 617): SHY GUY of PAPER MARIO (Luigi, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 618): DEADLY DUO of PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 619): HIDA YAKAMO of CALL TO THUNDER (Ichabod Frothingslosh)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 610): REESE SILEEN of THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 605): DECK APE of SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 604): THELONIUS of NOMADIC TRIBE (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 576): CHAENY GROVE of MIDDLE WAY 17 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 568): RUMAKI of FREAKISH (Hombre, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 255): D'URVILLE of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 552): DIPSY DIXIE of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 503): GARANH of DARK HORSEMENT (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 242): SAMILDAR of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 230): ROSE SHELL of ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 452): CHATTI of DEATH MOB (Jakari, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 206): DRUWEZ of GLACIATION GUILD II (Sir Chester, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 466): SUPER BUM of FLAT BROKE (The Muffin Man, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 614): BOOZE (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 497): THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 622): GAMES LIBRARY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 617): PAPER MARIO (Luigi, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 618): PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 619): BEACH BABES (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 610): THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 605): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 604): NOMADIC TRIBE (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 576): MIDDLE WAY 17 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 568): U.A.K. (Otis the Drunk, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 255): KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 552): COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 503): DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 242): TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 230): KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 452): THE BEARS (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 206): AD HOMINEM (Sir Chester, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 496) NUMBERS et al (The Muffin Man, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 613): RECESS of MANNEQUIN'S BEST (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 617): MISS AN THROPE of STREET URCHINS (?, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 619): HIDA YAKAMO of CALL TO THUNDER (Ichabod Frothingslosh)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 609): LUNAR COYOTE of THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 603): HOFFA of ARROGANCE (A-Sop, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 604): THELONIUS of NOMADIC TRIBE (Nomad, mgr.)
               (turn 603): GAMMA of DEATH MOB 4 (Jakari, mgr.)
                           BLEDD of GRIM FANDANGO (Stik, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 228): KONA QUAIL of ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 452): RUSSIAN BEAR of THE BEARS (Papa Bear, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     It is I, Novgorodny Vir, Spymaster of Spymasters.  Look on my work, ye mighty, 
and despair!  DUNGEON CELL had cause to celebrate, after MODEL PRISONER got 26 points 
by beating EACHAM.  EACHAM certainly had a baffled expression on his face, after 
losing to MODEL PRISONER and losing 23 points in the process!  ROCKHOG found out that 
RODEKI isn't a democracy.  You've gotta be the best to be Duelmaster here!  Word has 
it one team in RODEKI is using psychics to predict wins.  They lead a charmed life!   
     And how sociable are RODEKI's warriors?  Come, let us see.   
     Like the wind whispering among the pines, do hearest I many disquieting rumors.  
Ask not for whom the sword slashes; it slashes for thee.   
     Leave me now, you base fools!  As if buffeted by forces of nature beyond my 
control, I must take my leave of this place.  RODEKI, I leave you now.  The 
Duelmaster has agreed to foot my bill at The Warty Toad.  'Til next time-- Novgorodny 
Vir  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DIPSY DIXIE 4469             17   2  0   110       COLOR ME SUAVE (322)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CHATTY CABALIST 4488          8   2  0    81       DUNGEON CELL (402)
 THE HYPHEN-DASH 4499          6   2  0    74       COLOR ME SUAVE (322)
 ROCKHOG 4468                  9  11  0    70       DELVERS (154)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DACIMOUSEL 4438              14  17  0    64       DELVERS (154)
 STONECRUSHER II 4444         14  15  0    62       DELVERS (154)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MODEL PRISONER 4489           4   1  0    50       DUNGEON CELL (402)
-REEKY SNEAK 4491              4   0  0    37       DUNGEON CELL (402)
 LEMON TENDER 4493             5   5  0    34       COLOR ME SUAVE (322)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FAROMAN 4495                  4   5  1    30       DELVERS (154)
 EACHAM 4485                   7   4  0    28       DELVERS (154)
 CORRUPT TURNKEY 4487          4   1  1    27       DUNGEON CELL (402)
 COLDFISHFINGER 4501           5   1  0    25       COLOR ME SUAVE (322)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ALMOST PRETTY 4496            4   5  0    17       COLOR ME SUAVE (322)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Dipsy Dixie -- Familiar faces, eh?  I enjoyed our visit to the Roadhouse last week,
want to go again when I recover from this fight?  Or shall we try the Bathtub Date
again? -- Dacimousel

     I thought the Bathtub Date was supposed to be a secret!

Chatti Cabalist -- How am I going to know when the fight starts if you insist on
talking constantly? -- Rockhog

     When you get hit?

The Hyphen-Dash -- I still have a problem with this.  I can get no instructions.  My
manager ignores my request for clarification.  It is frustrating.  This is progress,
now I comprehend "frustrating."  I do not like it. -- Stonecrusher II

     Nobody does.

Lemon Tender -- Oh, yeah! -- Eacham

Almost Pretty -- Huh.  The beard in ringlets with blonde highlights is, um,
interesting.  Yeah, it's interesting.  But... ribbons?  That's weird. -- Faroman

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

DIPSY DIXIE devastated ROCKHOG in a 1 minute mismatched Title fight.
CHATTY CABALIST was unbelievably bested by KHALHUMS DWARF in a 3 minute battle.
DACIMOUSEL was savagely defeated by THE HYPHEN-DASH in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
LEMON TENDER was overpowered by STONECRUSHER II in a 1 minute mismatched match.
FAROMAN was overpowered by AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
EACHAM was devastated by MODEL PRISONER in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
CORRUPT TURNKEY overcame ALMOST PRETTY in a 2 minute gruesome melee.
COLDFISHFINGER won victory over EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 3 minute duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   2         TOTAL PARRY        5 -   1 -  0      83  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         STRIKING ATTACK   15 -   4 -  1      79  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         LUNGING ATTACK     9 -   4 -  0      69  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         PARRY-RIPOSTE      9 -   5 -  0      64  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         SLASHING ATTACK   12 -   7 -  0      63  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         PARRY-LUNGE        6 -   4 -  0      60  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         WALL OF STEEL      4 -   6 -  0      40  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         AIMED BLOW         8 -  12 -  1      40  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         BASHING ATTACK     4 -   9 -  0      31  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   1 -  0       0  |

Turn 553 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  0     AIMED BLOW         0 -  2         2  STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  1         2  SLASHING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  AIMED BLOW     
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         2  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                              SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  2         1  LUNGING ATTACK 
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  1         1  BASHING ATTACK 
                                                                1  PARRY-LUNGE    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  DIPSY DIXIE 4469           17   2  0  110 COLOR ME SUAVE (322)
SLASHING ATTACK  CHATTY CABALIST 4488        8   2  0   81 DUNGEON CELL (402)
LUNGING ATTACK   THE HYPHEN-DASH 4499        6   2  0   74 COLOR ME SUAVE (322)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is DIPSY DIXIE 4469.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was CHATTY CABALIST 4488.  The ten other most popular fighters were CORRUPT 
TURNKEY 4487, THE HYPHEN-DASH 4499, STONECRUSHER II 4444, DIPSY DIXIE 4469, LEMON 
TENDER 4493, MODEL PRISONER 4489, ROCKHOG 4468, DACIMOUSEL 4438, FAROMAN 4495, and 
EACHAM 4485.

The least popular fighter this week was COLDFISHFINGER 4501.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were ALMOST PRETTY 4496, EACHAM 4485, FAROMAN 4495, DACIMOUSEL 4438, 
ROCKHOG 4468, MODEL PRISONER 4489, LEMON TENDER 4493, DIPSY DIXIE 4469, STONECRUSHER 
II 4444, and THE HYPHEN-DASH 4499.

                 FACE-TO-FACE TOURNEY XLII

PRIMUS TOURNEY                         W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
VULTUREMAN 3394 (152-50-4)             5  3  0         LEGENDS OF STEELE    
JANET RENO 3823 (102-105-1)            0  5  0         I'M DEAD SEXY        

ADM TOURNEY                            W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
STUPID SEXY FLANDERS 3836 (82-57-0)   10  3  1         I'M SO SEXY          
HALAS 513 (53-46-3)                    3  3  0         THE BEARS            

CHAMPIONS TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
BASILISK 4396 (3-0-0)                  0  3  0         THE SUMMONING 4      

INITIATES TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
QUIKTHRUST 1838 (0-0-0)                0  1  0  DEAD   CRYSTAL EMPIRE       

APPRENTICES TOURNEY                    W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
REEKY SNEAK 4491 (4-0-0)               9  3  0         DUNGEON CELL         
MODEL PRISONER 4489 (3-1-0)            3  3  0         DUNGEON CELL         
CORRUPT TURNKEY 4487 (3-1-1)           1  3  0         DUNGEON CELL